Dating tips for men

So let me start by saying that I am not perfect. W well, maybe really close to it..but And all of us women however close to perfection, women in general, still try to be even better on their best behaviour and well turned out when heading out on a, at least on dates. For e.g., For I was supposed to go to this a dinner date last month,. So I reached home early from work to get ready on time. And Wwhen I reach the restaurant, the guy turns up in a pair of shorts and tshirt! Shorts!! We are were not exactly at Mc Donalds! or the beach! It was tToo late to turn back.

Anyway, decided to ask some of my guy and girl friends, in the dating game who are serial daters or in happy relationships, and asked them for a few tips for the single men out there --

RULE 101-Do not burp, fart or pick your nose or even move your finger anywhere in close proximity to the nose.

2. Gone are the days, when men were judged only on their shoes There is a unisex salon around every corner. Do get a manicure or pedicure once in a while. Clean nails are definite plus!

3. Dont date sisters! Potentially hazardous to health!

4. Always pay. Always always pay, even if the lady offers to pay..

3.Don't try to sneak a peek at the gorgeous long-legged woman who passed you by. Women have some secret instinct power to know these things. You are anyway not getting lucky with that gorgeous stranger girl and after the night, you probably wont with your date either.

4. Women talk. All of them. About everything.So remember when you farted hoping that she was asleep,too bad. Now her best friend knows about it and they shared a good laugh.

5.Date women with too much make up at your own risks, unless you are ok with not recognizing her the next morning.

6. Women always look up to achievers. Always will, always do. Honest hard work and ambition always attracts them.

7. If you are drunk, try not puking on her dress or in her car. You will never hear the end of it.

8. Do offer to drop her back home or call/message later to confirm that she reached home safe. A chivalrous man on the loose and women fall like dominoes! Age and looks no bar!

9. Breath mint please!! That actually applies to both the genders.

10. Of course technique matters. But don't kid yourself, size matters more!

Women really do want everything, don't they! Would love to hear more dating tips from you guys..

Personal note to mom-My dear mother, the above article is for the sole purpose of helping mankind. I dont date, I never date. I honestly don’t even know what the word means!