Danny Bedrosian & Secret Army’sSLEAZIEST OF THE GREAZE

Double Album

A postmodern musical concept adventure of FUNKnificent proportions

26 musicians from26 different world-class bands

contribute to 26 innovative songs

The Greaze drops on 10-15-07Pre-orders available NOW: $20 + $3 s/h payable to Danny Bedrosian, BOZFONK MOOSICK, 2074 Midyette Road, Apt. 312, Tallahassee, FL 32301

Secret Army is:� Danny Bedrosian � Lige Curry� Dewayne “Blackbyrd” McKnight

� Rico Lewis � Marc Munoz � Seth Ceders � Mike Maloney � Teresa Jimenez

Sleaziest of the Greaze features performances by Sweet Motha’ Child, Jon Picken, Michael “Clip” Payne, Duane Day, Brett Grau, Moon Child and more.

The amazing album artwork is by Nathan Boucher.

THE SLEAZIEST OF THE GREAZE cast of charactersThe Sleaziest of the Greaze (called Sloppy Rider in the Old West): Half Man, Half Machine, All Slime, he’s basically a cyborg who escapes the Android Plant in the year 4000 and travels in Mr D’s time machine back to the year 1870, where he becomes the mythical figure known as the Sloppy Rider. His goal is to eventually achieve so much fame and notoriety in this antiquated past, so that by the time he returns to the year 4000, he will not only be a free life form, but an actual GOD, and the mass of masses will worship his very slop.

Flushworthy: The last surviving hippie in the year 4000, who becomes a security guard at the Android Plant, and inevitably, is too stoned to notice Sleaziest of the Greaze escape his captivity chamber. Eventually he is overcome with the guilt of his lifelong failures, taking the escape of Sleazy by committing suicide with his own acoustic guitar.

Mr D-A wise: Bespectacled future scientist/wizard who achieves the mystery of time travel. His initial worldwide acclaim and government science grants grew out of his huge success on Earth with the product “Booty Up.” His achievements also land him a high-paying job at the Android Plant, where he mistakes the Sleaziest of Greaze for his 13-year-old daughter when he misplaces his octofocals.

Gaseous Thunder: One of the most terrible creatures on the earth in the future, he’s a mutant of an evolving weather system. Believing himself to be some sort of Meteorological Messiah, he puts together a team of monsters bent on achieving his goal of becoming the one great power in the universe.

The Cookey Monztah: A stout, doughy creature who is sent as a bounty hunter by his master Gaseous Thunder to destroy the Android Plant, and destroy all the robots, androids, and cyborgs there, due to what an ancient prophecy said about the rise to power of a certain cyborg: Sleaziest of the Greaze.

Captain Harvey CreamFrame: This antagonistic, futuristic military commander has a somber demeanor, an undying hatred for non-humans, and a very private, very secret fetish. When the President of United North America is ousted from power by the ever-encroaching Gaseous Thunder, he sends for Captain CreamFrame to retrieve The Sleaziest of the Greaze through the passages of space and time portals. The Captain eventually winds up on the psychotic DREAM PLANET, where he meets an untimely end in his sick fettish.

Miss Goody-Two-Shoes: A whore of the Old West, who seduces the Sleaziest of the Greaze during his tenure as the infamous Sloppy Rider.

The Flossin’ Lobster: A Lobster/Man who pimps Android girls in the future. His notoriety eventually earns him the title of Flossin’ by the international crime community and he is hired by Gaseous Thunder to fight Sleaziest of the Greaze to the death upon returning to the year 4000.

“Do not miss the revolutionary music of Danny Bedrosian... His funk chops serve up some true to the game stank too.” — Tigran Hovanessian, thefunkstore.com www.DannyBedrosian.com