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How many mothers Instruct theirdaughters that they must try to lovetheir husbands relatives just as wellaa they love their own Very fewand many will assert that no such In-

struction should be given but someof us think that It ought It Is a safething to the chances are 10000 to one that no girl could ever go-

BO tar as that try as faithfully shemight But she can surely learn tolove her husbands family and shewill add Immensely to his comfort byso dolor Their ways are doubtlessvery different from hersthey receive her with coldness andsuspicion but by practice and

and loving attentions she canusually win them It is her motherspart to teach her this patience andkindness before she Is married Theart of being a rood Isa noble one and like all other artsIt can to a considerable extent betaught Leslies Weekly

What Doctor Can Beat ThisIn less than three months a phy-

sician of Portland Me has treatedprofessionally five patients represent-ing flue successive generations of thesame family beginning with a contenarian and following in the direct lineof descent down to her greatgreatgrandson He first attended the oldlady who was ninetynineyears oldfor senile gangrene resulting in herdeath During her illness he wascalled on to prescribe for her daughter aged seventyfive Next thisdaughters son a florist aged fiftyfell 111 and required attention Following him a son a clerk of twentyseven found himself in need of

aid And lastly to the clerks wifewas born a male child whom the doc-tor was called upon to assist Intothe world as he had been summonedto ease theexit from It barely three months be-

fore

ftatt onPeople often why seafaring

men are so fond of taking cats withthem on a voyage This is explained-by two circumstances Marine Insur-ance does not cover damage done tocargo by the depredations of ratsbut If the owner of the damaged goodscan prove that ship was sent to seaunfurnished with a cat he can recoverdamages from the shipmaster Again-a ship found at sea with no living creature on board Is considered a derelictand is forfeited to the admiralty theiflnders or the king It has often

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pened that after a ship has been abandoned some domestic dogor bird or most frequently a cathas saved the vessel from being

as a derelict

Our Latin American TradeExporta from the United States to

countries have increased from 1108000000 In 1900 to321000000 in 1913 a gain of 197 percent Imports from them Increased171 per cent in the same period Exports to other parts of tho world Increased 87 per cent The departmentof commerce in a statement says

The most rapid gains In tho exportsduring this period occurred in thetrade with Argentina and Brazil Thevalue of merchandise exported toArgentina In 1900 was 111500000 andin 1913 over 52760000 to Brazil In1900 11600000 and in 1913 666000 Cuba showed a marked gain

Human Skin as a PolisherI had always supposed that the

chamois possessed skin best adapted for polishing purposes but recent

in a leading jewelers shop Ilearned otherwise Nothing it seemscan impart such a luster to plate asthe human skin and all the best ar-

ticles are polished Quito literally byhand rubbed gently by the lowerarch of the hand at the base of thethumb We keep a girl to do noth-ing else said my Informant and Ireflected that I had discovered a newIndustry and a new definition ofpalm Chronicle

SilencedA New York stump

peeohlng in a neighboring city waslereral times Interrupted by a manwho kept shouting Liar Llarl Fi-

nally the politician said If tho gentleman at the back of the ball who IsBO anxious that the audience shouldknow isIs name will write it on a Blipof paper and hand It to the chairmanInstead of bawling It at the top of

otca he will himself a lot oftrouble But the interrupterjpcace and hla Identity

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GIVE SYRUP OF FIGSTO CONSTIPATED CHILD

Delicious Fruit Laxative cant harmtender little Stomach liver

and bowels

Look at the tongue mother Ifcoated your little ones stomach liverand bowels need cleaning at onceWhen peevish cross listless doesntsleep cat or act naturally or Is fever-

i Ish stomach sour breath bad hassore throat dlarrhcra full of cold Give-

a teaspoonful of California Syrup ofFigs and In a few hours all the foulconstipated waste undigested foodand sour bllo gontly moves out of Itslittle bowels without griping and youhave a well playful child again Askyour druggist for a bottle of

California Syrup of Figs which con-

tains full directions for babies chil-

dren of all ages and for grownups

Town and GownIn the thousand years of its history

Oxford has never hnd a mayor fromthe university That event now

Impends The election ofRev William Edward Sherwood mas-ter of arts of Magdalen and Christ-church Is considered certain Thoughnot born In Oxford Mr Sherwood wasan Oxford boy educated In the Megdalen college school This

choice of an academic mayororiginates In the antagonism whichused to exist between town and gownan antagonism which has long sincebeen outgrown in Oxford but which Isreadily understandable from the ex-

perience of younger academicIn the old academy towns of

New England the feeling used to runhigh because education was then theprivilege of the few As education In-

creasingly comes within tho grasp ofthe many this antagonism evaporates-of Itself The probable election of MrSherwood as mayor of Exford may beread as an expression a trifle belatedperhaps that In Oxford at least theseWd enmjtlajLapo entirely

tRoman Coins Lone Hidden

Discovery of Roman coins hae justbeen made by a workman at Balgroggan Quarry In the parish of Stoneykirk Scotland While tho quarrymenwere removing soil from the top ofthe rock they came upon n largo num-ber of coins about a foot from the sur-face On a further search being madeover a hundred bronze coins werofound some of them In excellent pres-ervation They represent the reigns

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empresses and the portraits and fig-

ures of men in various attitudes of thochase and war are in many cases remarkably distinct Part or an urn ofbaked clay was also found with thecoins It is ribbed on the inside andprobably contained the ashes of an-

cient warriors as well as being a rt-positorf for the coins It Is believedthat the coins have lain where theywer found for a thousand years Ar-ticles of antiquarian Intercut have al-

ready been found in the district

Had Fun With Bridegroom-An amusing sequel to the marriage-

of a young Scots Orey bandsman and-a beautiful girl occurred not long agoAt the wedding which took Place byspecial license at Mt Marys churchSheffield tho bride was accompaniedonly by a girl friend The secret leaked out and the comrades of the bridegroom flocked into the church Theband was fulfilling an engagement atan exhibition In the city and thebridegroom had to hasten from thechurch his place for a performance To his amazement the bandmaster as soon as tho musicianshad taken up their instruments gaveout a wedding march While thebridegroom was bravely playing hisown marriage music some people Inthe stall showered confetti on himLondon Mail

Thirst StrikeHer Husband We shall see you

ungerstrikln next time SalHis Wife Ho ho not

thirst strike now thats me dream-ily an then theyd forcibledrink me ah I London Sketch

Futile RegretI sometimes wish tho beautiful

star petulantly said that I had neverbecome an actress

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KITCHEN HATH CHARM

CONTAINS POWERFUL APPEALTO HUMAN NATURE

Writer Insists That Protest ofmaids Union I Misdirected

There Can Be No BetterPlace for Courting

The housemaids of Cleveland 0have formed a union and they awgreatly excited over the questionShall we or shall wo not consent to

receive our gentlemen friends inkitchen

Good for the Housemaids union IIn it Better hours better pay

better sleeping rooms I hope thehousemaids will get all these thingsWhy not

Butaboutthls kitchen business Pausea moment dear Madame President oftho Housemaids union What is thematter with the kitchen IB theresomething disgraceful about it Praytell And if so when did ita

dishonor beginUgly A good wholesome clean

bright cheerful kitchen Why tonymind Its the prettiest room in thehouse declares Winifred Black in theNew York American Whats ugly about-a shining floor and clean curtainsanda bright range and rows of good cook-Ing dishes

Ive seen dozens of stiff little receptlon rooms with stiff little gilt chairsIn them and a stiff berosled carpeton the floor and a stiff gilt mirror onthe solemn walls that werenthalf-so pretty as a kitchen to my eyes-

I dont see anything disgracefulabout a kitchen unless it is dirtySeems to me If I could cook wellenough to hold a good place Id beproud of it not ashamed and whisper gentle maidens of the

union I never noticed anyLou to the kitchen on the part of say

man I ever metTho average woman has to argue

with her husband by day and by nightto keep him from making some ex-cuse to get out into the kitchen

Dont send your young men awayfrom the kitchen gentle Hilda orsweet Eileen Lead him right in andsee how mild and tamable the eight ofthat shiny range and those rows of I

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kitchen apron when I saw himtooOh yes the tube skirts and theelaborate hair are well enough tocatch his vagrant eye but when yeuwant to really enchain hUn give hima doughnut of your cooking or a dofcen cakes or so with raisins in themand watch the caution and the reservemelt from his manner like show Inthe spring sunshine

Ole isnt all for moonlight picnicsand moving picture shows Hilda hejust acts that way to please youWhat Ole really takes an Interest inis a good fire on n cool evening acomfy seat by it andto eat By this necromancy shall youhold him captive no matter what yellowhaired siren tries to steal nlheart from

Cider for Sufferers From GoutThe unfortunate Individual loving

the good things of the table yetwith tho gout may now take

heart of grace for there lflpjne ifr

10 CENT OASOARETSIF BILIOUS OR COSTIVE

For Sick Headache Sour StomachSluggish Liver and Bowels They

work while you sleep

Furred Tonguo Bad Taste Indigenttlon Sallow Skin and Miserable Head-aches como from a torpidclogged

kbowels which cause your

stomach to become filled with undi-gested food which sours and fermentslike garbage in a swill barrel Thatsthe to untold misery indi-gestion foul gases bad breath yellowskin mental fears everything that Ihorrible and nauseating A Cascarettonight will give your constipatebowels a thorough cleansing andstraighten you out by morning Thorwork you IPceht boxyfrom your druggist will keep feetIng good w

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Girls Try tt Half a t aoffcffutfyahdi

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If you care fOr heavy halrlthat glis-tens with beauty and is radiant withlife has an Incomparable softness andfis fluffy and ilustrous try

Just one application double thebeauty of your hair besides itdlatoly dissolves every particle vertdandruff You can not haveheavy health hair if you hivedandruff This destructive scurf robsthe hair of its lustre andits very life and if not overcome Itrproduces a feveriahness and itchingtho scalp tho hair roots famishloosen and die then the hair falls outfast Surely get a 25cent bottle ofKnowltons Danderino from any

and just try itSorting the Twins

Twin brother who have been calledup for service a Paris regimentso alike that It is impossible to dlsfhv-gulsh between them dayone of the pair was confined to

but by changing his cap withits regimental number for that ofbrother the defaulter was able to pawithe guard with impunitywished to go out v

The colonel of the regiment has nowissued the following order etdler Bbnhomme orenwear his hair as long as thetlons construed with the Utnibst len-iency will allow and will flhave altbeard and moustache The SoldierBonhommo odd number will allowhis beard and moustache to grow fulland will hair regularly cut asclosely as possible by the regim tal

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supreme court and consenting to v

separation agreement with bidfeet aside so he will be Compelle Ifepay her raore occurs Basedom that when Justice it

York set aside the separates-trtement betweno Samuel Polsa

cotton goods merchant at 160 CanalBtrett and his wife Mrs Rose PaUItaroused some Interest

Mr and Mrs Pels were separated1998 uader an agreement by whistPets paid his wife 15000 in lieu of

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occasions I finally sawaa shadowy perched nearby with

food in their beaks which they finallywaltowediu Wr was prolongedAnd the nests both on a l

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father ft seenrt that oven as a babshe Will Very strongwilled One day

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