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These Seven Very Jolly young ladies, pictured above before setting off fromWoodlands on Friday October 18thto run in the Race For Life at the

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This involved getting to the Showground by 6.00pm, for a quick warm up beforedoing a 3.5 mile run, dressed all in pink

and then running around the track alongwith several hundred others to raisemoney for Cancer Research.

The Evening at Woodlands was folllowedup by a very jolly Quiz at 8.30pm andthen a Race Night at 9.30pm, alongwith a rafe and disco.


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Letter cont inued on Page 4

Thank you Alan Eatough for yourletter. (below) There is so much toconsider as a way forward in howwe see our elected MP and howthey operate in Westminster.

I agree with Alan on the subject of borrowing revenue generated from our taxes which should be enough to run this country.Likewise the economics of having

so many paid MP and members ofthe House of Lords is questionable, how many there should be is avery large question to answer.

As for letting the education of our children and students be run purely by the existing systems, I reallydo not know what the overallanswer should be.

Despite this letter below havingrst appeared in the Nth Norfolk News, there is much to considerin it’s content generally.

Issue 024. Yes, some 48 weekslater we produce the issue with

my lucky member, which justhappens to be my date of birth24/08/1952. Has it ever provedto by my lucky number? Well,I did once win a dozen bottlesof beer in a rafe by selectingthis number.

Do you have a lucky number, andhave you ever won anything byselecting that number?

If I do win anything by printingthis Issue number I will let youknow, of course.

It is always good to see a new business opening up in Cromer, particularly the new gift shop in what used to be the video andcamera shop in the High Street.I do wish them all the very best.

Due to having serious problemswith our BT email address, canI ask people to please send any& all information via our homeemail address below which is:

[email protected] thank you.

“Enjoy Your Crab Tales”

Philip Keddell

01263 726 831

From The Editor

Dear Philip,My old mum used to advise me to try andavoid buying things on credit.

She said it was an expensive way of doingthings and she much preferred paying“cash on the nail” whenever she could.

I have tried to follow this piece of advicethroughout my life and if I really wantedsomething, then it was worth waiting forand I saved up the money before getting it.

I have seen this idea of good housekeeping

suggested to the various governments of the day and it has been met with some derision.

Something along the lines of “that might work for a household but funding government is farmore complex and people wouldn’t under-stand even if we explained it to them.”

Successive governments, for as long as I canremember, have operated on this “buy nowand pay later” basis (to win votes?) andeach one has left ofce leaving us witha bigger national debt.

Despite all the cuts, I think this government is on course to do the same thing. The savingsmade so far have only slightly reduced theamount we borrow and have not touched theoutstanding debt which continues to increase.

I do wonder who we are borrowing all thismoney from. If the interest rates on theseloans go up by any signicant amount,then we are all going to be in realtrouble. (Ask the Greeks)

It seems that as a country, we have beenliving beyond our means for decades.

Our economic strategy, like those in otherwestern nations, is based on growth, withthe rate of growth being used as a measureof success. Growth however needs an ever- increasing population and there are limitsto the numbers of people that Britain andindeed the planet can reasonably sustain,so at some point, economies have to stopgrowing and nd a radically differentway of doing things.

Meanwhile emerging economies such as thosein China & India are now growing at a very

fast rate and to fuel that growth, they have joined the global search for things like oil,gas, timber, minerals & fresh water, driving up the prices of these resources which wecan expect to pay a lot more for in the future.

I think that within a generation, greatchanges are going to happen.

Traditional western economies will declineand lose inuence and those in the Far Eastwill gain in economic power.

We have a lot to be proud of in our history but we must adapt to the world as it is today.

We are no longer a world power and have noright to unilaterally interfere in the affairs of

other countries, because this encouragesterrorism rather than preventing it.

Our armed services should be designedfor purely defensive purposes and anyinternational policing actions should be done through the United Nationsor the E.U.



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We can no longer afford an independentnuclear deterrent (if it was ever trulyindependent of the U.S.).

Trident should be scrapped and some of themoney saved spent on properly equipping and supporting our conventional armed services.

Parliament should set an example by stream-lining itself; reduce the number of MPs by atleast a third, make the Lords a purely elected body, abolish the in-house, subsidised Parlia-

mentary restaurants & bars (we don’t elect MPsto wine & dine each other at our expense) andhave an honours system that rewards peoplefor seless acts and not for how much theycontribute to party funds.

Hugely expensive, prestige projects of question-able value such as the proposed High Speedrail link, should be abandoned in favour ofimproving existing provision.

The government could also save a lot of money by stopping interfering with education andthe health service and letting them get onwith the job.

Unless we take measures such as these andindeed more such measures, the future isgoing to be a pretty uncomfortable placefor the residents of Britain.

Alan Eatough

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Dear Editor,Mundesley W.I. had a very successfulGardeners’ Question Time.

We had many people attend and had a livelyevening with lots of interesting questionsand informative answers from our panelof local experts. Pictured Above by Paul Damen.

In the interval our visitors enjoyed Coffee,Tea and Cakes which our Members had

contributed.With the Rafe and Entrance Fee we raisedover £400, for our charities.

Many thanks to all who made the eveningan enjoyable success.

June Denehy

Acting Secretary.

Election of a County Councillor for

North Walsham EastA poll for the election of a County

Councillor for North Walsham East washeld on Thursday 24th October.

Eric Seward for the Liberal Democrats wasthe sucessful candidate with a turnout of

29.48% from an electorate of 8692.

The Election Results were:

Eric Seward: Li beral Democrat - 1044 votes

Lynette Comber : UKIP - 565 votes

Stephen Burke : Labour - 442 votes

Rhodri Oliv er : Conservative - 359 votes

Paul Oakes : Green Party - 80 votes

Graham Jones : Independent - 61 votes

Dear Editor,Can I thank everyone who supported Labourin the North Walsham East county council by-election on 24th October?

Congratulations to Eric Seward on winning.He now faces a huge challenge, as a countycouncillor, district councillor and towncouncillor, to breathe new life into North Walsham.

More of the same won't do.

The town has so much potential but itdesperately needs a vision and plan ofaction together with the energy anddetermination to make it happen.

Labour will support the town's representatives if they can deliver on that ambition.

In the meantime the Labour Party will continue to stand up for families and all the youngand older people hit by austerity.

North Walsham needs jobs, affordable housing, transport and childcare, and investment in

public services and local infrastructure.Labour will be on the side of ordinary people as they struggle with the costof living this winter.

Stephen Burke

Labour candidate,

N. Walsham East county council by-election

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Dear Crab Tales Readers, Don’t Be Alone At Christmas.If you, or someone you know are likely to beon your own on Christmas Day, don’t forgetthat the volunteers of All-Saints Church, andfriends are for the 3rd year running cooking

a three course traditional Christmas Lunch.This is to be held in All-Saints ChurchRooms, Cromer Road, Mundesley.

There is no charge, (we may hand a basketround for donations) and we can arrangetransport if required.

So contact Mike on: 01263 720 852or e-mail: [email protected] your name, how many seats yourequire, and if you require transport.And of course a contact number.

I have to say this Christmas Lunch wouldnot be possible without, our local shopsand businesses, All-Saints PCC, andthe Mundesley Parish Council.

Regards

Mike Mardon

Dear Mr Keddell,Please permit me to defend myself againstthe accusation, in your previous edition, of cyber bullying; I feel this rather extremeand playing the PC card to its outer limits.

Let me put the record straight AND my

statements which caused the upset, backinto context, which they appear to havecome adrift from.

My letter reads ‘I nd it hard to a) cometo terms with the signatory’ how can this phrase be considered as ridicule?

This is by no means making light of serioussituations but I fnd so many things hardto come to terms with - the civil war andgenocide in Syria; the treatment of streetdogs in Romania; the price of gas andelectricity; etc, etc, etc ... I mean...?

The thing that did tickle me, however,was - and I quote: ‘some business

sponsoring a hole’.The following immediately came to mind andI had a little larff to myself. Forgive:

“Don’t dig it there, dig it elsewhere. You’redigging it round and it ought to be square.The shape of it’s wrong, it’s much too long

And you can’t put a hole where a holedon’t belong”.

A...hem...(my regaining composure, yet again) Correspondent Chris Posthumus then attempted to qualify his claim of my being a ‘coward’ by expressing his doubts that I would (dare)‘ridicule (his) name’ in person but only‘from the comfort of (my own) home’ .

Oh, come now, Chris, how wrong can you be?

Anyone who knows me will testify that ‘what you see is what you get’ - I’d already explainedin my original letter that I have an obtuse sense of humour and that is what I (and my associates, poor sods) are stuck with, it gets me throughthe day yet no one is intentionally intendedto be a butt of it, trust me.

Sooo, let me say it to your face - over a pint?

You would then see for yourself that anyseemingly outlandish statements I make are invariably accompanied with a wry smile,a nod and a wink, and even a friendly push to the shoulder.

Try me ... Visual body language is anecessity (smiley face).

Yours

Micky P of Trimingham-on-Sea.



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Happy Birthday

Mundesley Library.50 Years later Mundesley’s Public Libraryis very much alive & well, thanks to a great team of workers and volunteers who helpthem all out.

On Tuesday October 22nd, I along with ahealthy number of other residents, turned out to witness the cutting and tasting ofa delicious cake to celebrate 50 yearsof the Mundesley Library.

I have to take my hat off to everyone atWoodlands, as they are always ready toget involved in everything that is goingon locally.

One young lady, Maxine Reid (Above) hasraised over £550 for Cancer Research bylosing a stone and a half and by giving

up smoking as well.I have to hand it to the team at Woodlandsfor their dedication to Cancer Researchand by getting so many turning out tosupport an event such as this.

See their advertisement on the back pageto nd out what events are taking place. PK

Continued From Front Page

At 3pm. the cake was cut by the one and only Councllor Wyndham Northham ( pictured )who gave a short address to the gatheringof the good folk in attendence.

By all accounts the Mundesley Libraryhas been situated in four other placesin the village over the years.

An account of the library’s history has beenre-written by Paul Damen, who I am mostgrateful to for supplying these photographs

that he took on the day.The whole library service in Norfolk is upfor revew in December this year, including naturally this particularly brilliant locallibrary that does so well in Mundesley.

I have to say that the team that run it providea brilliant service and are well worth keepingto run this great service for us all.

Watch this space.PK

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Barnsdale -The TV YearsIn 1967 Geoff Hamilton rented a cottage andland from the owners of Barnsdale Hall.

He had the front laid out to owers and at the rear of the property he planted fruit & veg.

He had started with occasional appearanceson the TV programme Gardener’s Worldwhich he gradually built up and by 1982he was the main presenter.

Barnsdale Hall was now up for sale so Geoffhad to move a mile up the road to a farmhouse

with Five and a half acres of land.Barnsdale has been organic for 25years andGeoff was keen to show the amateur gardener that everything didn’t have to be expensiveand showed viewers how to make something instead of buying it.He wanted his viewers to enjoy theirgardening as much as he did.

He wrote and presented several series,his last being The Paradise Garden,he again created 2 different gardens,one with shop bought garden fences& furniture and the other usingonly Geoff’s own handwork.

He was the longest serving presenterof Gardeners World .

This talk and slideshow, given by hisson Nick (pictured Right) was held inthe Lighthose Community Church onthe Cromer Road in Sheingham to avery full house.

Our thanks to the Rector and to Nickfor a great evening.

Barnsdale Gardens is open to the public and attracts 40,000 visitorsevery year.

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Incidentally, the West Runton Pavilion became another Norfolk iconic venuewhere nationally and internationallyknown rock acts would ‘try out’ prior

to embarking on their major tours.Similarly, the Cromer Pavilion.

Time to introduce the soul singer Lucas to the proceedings, a wonderful warm black guy who punctuated the talk with six vintage songsfrom his repertoire - Mother-in-Law; Can’tHelp Myself; Harlem Shufe; Respect;Unchain My Heart and, appropriatelytitled, Living in America.

Lucas, who now performs live throughout theUK, came over to the UK and was a VIP driver for US Airforce generals and colonels inLakenheath & Mildenhall and eventuallymarried and settled down in Norfolk.

His performing pedigree is something to

behold, having toured with James Brown;Stevie Wonder; Four Tops; Edwin Starr;Ben E King; Supremes; Detroit Emeralds;Chi-lites; Geno Washington; Jimmy Jamesand the Vagabonds; The Real Thing...

I feel sure that everyone present - a selectaudience indeed - considered it two-and-a-half hours extremely well spent.

When asked to complete a brief commentsform by the Librarian, I truthfully concluded by stating “...I didn’t want the talk to cometo an end”

Mikkki Rokk, Seaside-on-Sea.

How Norfolk GotThe Groove.....and no one even uttered a ‘shush’

Not an everyday scenario in a local library- a black soul singer belting out ‘HarlemShufe’ while the public AND librarians

clap along in time to the backing - butthat was the case in Mundesley lastThursday afternoon.

What a treat.

As part of the Norfolk Black History Month,musician John Davison gave a fascinating yet relaxingly informal talk on how Norfolk became the ‘interface’, as it were, and pioneered Blues and Soul music intoGreat Britain.

John started his narrative by posing thequestion: “How do you think it is that Norfolk, particularly Norwich, has proportionally far more musiciansthan the rest of the Country?”

We were about to get the answer...During the war - once our American allies joined the conict, 135,000 US servicemenwere brought over and based in the UK,50,000 of them within a 30 mile radiusof the City of Norwich and with themcame their music.

Back in the States - prior to the coming of the railroads - music had been a much moresoulful lament often sung by, or about, the black slaves and the cotton elds and thehardships and the mistreatment they had toendure yet, once these railroads found theirway into the various states, the compellingsound of the train wheels pounding on the

joints in the track brought about a totalchange in rhythmic style and the boogie-woogie came about.

The heavy repetitive left hand on the pianowhilst, at the top end of the keyboard,the occasional right hand rocking thumband pinky would mimic the mournfulloco whistle.

Rhythm & blues, souland, eventually rock& roll, was on its wayinto all of our lives.

How it involuntarilychanneled my own ...well, that’s anothercomplete story ...

We now move forwardto the International

tensions of the Cold War period of the 50’s& 60’s when more USA personnel oodedinto Norfolk and the Anglian region andthis time they brought their soul musicalong with them.

We heard how The Jolly Butchers andThe Orford Cellar - both in Norwich - andBlack Anna, the landlady of the former, became synonymous with American blues(and Americans!) during this time.Friend Lis, who accompanied me to the talk,whispered across to me that she attended theJolly Butchers with her Father while she wasstill in school uniform...

Meanwhile, over in the States in the latter halfof the 60s, Detroit became the centre for anothervariant on black music - perhaps a moreup-to-date type of ‘slavery’ this time - ofthose working in the motor manufacturingindustry; Detroit gained the pseudonym‘motor town’ foreshortened to Motown,of course.

Enter the Four Tops, the Supremes,Stevie Wonder, SmokeyRobinson..So it goes on...

The site of the Orford Cellar bears a Blue Plaque bearing this wording -

“In the 1960s the OrfordCellar hosted performances

from rock legendsJimi Hendrix, Ginger Baker,Rod Stewart, David Bowie,

Eric Clapton, Elton Johnand Geno Washington,

courtesy of the localimpresario Howard Platt.

The place to try out a newline-up before touring,

the Orford also featuredlong lived and popular

local acts includingLucas and The Emperors

and the Continentals.”

Above: Lucas performing at the Mundesley Library



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Our autumn lunchtime menu is now up and running. Choose two courses from ourlunchtime menu and pay just £12.50. If you can’t decide on two then have

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Then decide on a starter or dessert or both.

There are always lots of delicious dishes on the blackboard at the Saracens, butfrom time to time we like have a special menu which centres around a theme.

On Thursday 30th October & Friday 1st November we have a Bistro menu. The thememay well be French, but much of the produce is very much local! Well, except for the snails!

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What happens in a class?

Classes always start withour Say Hello sign songduring which parents canuse simple sign languageto communicate withtheir baby.

Parents enjoy learningnew signs and babies just love expressivemovement!

This is followed by sensory activities which parentscan enjoy with their babyand also gives parents awealth of ideas to tryat home!

The class also has anexploratory play area(which changes eachweek) where babiesand parents can take a break and explore arange of equipment specically selected tostimulate their senses and aid development.

Each week is different.

With forty themed lesson plans, babies candiscover a magical underwater world, explore a tropical jungle, journey in to Space andhave fun at our Baby Athletics!

All the activities are excellent for developing physical, social, emotional and language skills

while encourage co-ordination, awareness, a love of music and the concentration soneeded for further development.

What do babies get out of it?

Other than sheer delight and excitement,the classes have been designed to help babies develop in the following areas:

Language – many parents experience intensefrustration in understanding their baby’s signals. Sign Language is one way of taking theguesswork out of parenting.

Physical movement – although babies should always sleep on their backs, tummy time is an essential aspect of development from birthand babies need to be on their tummies inorder to go through the fundamentalmovement patterns that stimulate both sides of the brain.

Socialising - happy social play sets the tonefor the acquisition of future skills such ascooperation, turn taking and sharing.

Emotions – massage is one sensory delightthat really strengthens the bond because it provides an opportunity for parents toexpress their love

Time and dates of Lisa’s classes:

Free Taster Sessions:

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Tuesday 10th December ~ 10-11am Northrepps Village HallSchool Lane NR27 0LB

NORTH WALSHAM Friday 6th December, 10-11amThe Atrium, Spenser Avenue, NR28 9HZ

Booking is essential as spaces are limited.

First 10 week term starts in January 2014Tuesdays 10-11am : Northrepps Village HallFridays 10-11am : The Atrium.

To nd out more or book I would stronglyrecmmend you to contact Lisa Stickells

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or Email: [email protected]

or visit: www.babysensory.com to nd your

nearest class and to book.It was a pleasure to meet Lisa and see herson Stanley, who does indeed seem to benet a great deal from the classeshe has already attended.

I wish Lisa all the very bestin her venture. PK

Baby SensoryEver hear of this before?Unless you have a child aged between 0 and13 months the answer is probably No, youhave never heard of this before. Nor I.

So what is it all about, you may ask.

Lisa Stickells is the second daughter of thelocal butcher Icarus Hines, who happensto run successful butcher’s shops in both Sheringham & Cromer.

Having moved up to Norfolk recently withher husband and 10 month old son Stanley,from Bromley in London, Lisa was looking for her local Baby Sensory classes withlittle to no success so she decided that

she would set them up herself.Lisa said:

“Stanley absolutely loved the Baby Sensoryclasses (as did I). The magical atmosphere,singing, signing and varied play totallymesmerised him and I could quicklysee how much it was helping withhis development.

My husband was then sadly made redundant,so we took the opportunity to move back to Norfolk where I grew up.

When I decided that I needed to do somethingabout this! I completed my training last monthand will be running free taster sessionsin December and starting the rst Baby

Sensory programme in January 2014.

Baby Sensory and it’s benefts:

The programme, designed specically for babies from birth to 13 months and offers a complete approach to learning and development withrich and varied sensory activities enabling babies to develop in every possible way!

WHERE CAN I GET MY CRAB TALES? ALB Y Service Station, Alby Horse Shoes Inn ALDBOROUGH Spar Shop AYLMERTON Service Station AYLSHAM Aylsham Garden Centre, Budgens, Somerfield,Tourist Info CentreBACTON Bacton Fish & Chip Shop.

BANNINGHAM The Crown Pub / Post OfficeBEESTON REGIS Metal Mend, Mini MarketBODHAM Post OfficeCOLBY, SUFFIELD & TUTTINGTON Churches

CROMER Budgens, Council Offices, Country Club, Library, Rainbow, Crossways,Tourist Info Centre, Food Fare,Icarus Hines, K Hardware, Mill Rd Post Office, Morrisons,Mary Janes Fish’n Chips, Morrisons, N & P, Spar shop,Cliff Rd, White Horse + 1,000 delivered in Town Centre.

EAST RUNTON East Runton Cafe, East Runton Stores.INGWORTH Church GIMINGHAM Heather LeeGRESHAM @ John Stibbons, LangdaleITTERINGHAM Village Shop/ Withers GalleryKNAPTON Elephant Playbarn, Church Porch & MADRA

LITTLE BARNINGHAM Village Hall

MUNDESLEY Crayford & Abbs, Country Pickings, Mace,Manor House, Rushes Newsagents,Tourist Info Centre

The Spar Shop & The Library.NORTH WALSHAM Sainsbury’s, WaitroseNORTHREPPS Foundry ArmsOVERSTRAND Post Office,Central Stores,Overstrand Garden CentreROUGHTON Jet / Post Office & GrovelandSHERINGHAM Budgens, CAS Travel, Crown Inn, Library,Whistlestops, Poppy Line Railway Station, Tyneside Club.

SIDESTRAND Mrs Taylor, Rocket Cottage

SOUTHREPPS Mace Shop, Vernon Arms

SUSTEAD from Mrs Jubb, Pear Tree Cottage

THORPE MARKET Church

TRIMINGHAM Woodlands Park & Church Porch

TRUNCH Corner Shop

WEST BECKHAM Wheatsheaf Public House

WEST RUNTON Spar P.O shop

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Volunteers WantedThe NNDC is seeking volunteers for a newcommunity dog warden scheme

North Norfolk District Council has launcheda community dog warden scheme to crackdown on dog fouling across the district andis appealing for volunteers to sign up.

Dog fouling is a huge concern for residents,not just because of the mess, but because it poses health risks that can cause stomachupset, sore throat, asthma and in extremecases it can cause blindness.

N NDC gures show that historically, thenumber of complaints it receives aboutdog fouling increases as the eveningsstart to draw in.

With plans to re-launch its ‘No Messing’anti dog-fouling campaign, NNDC hopesthat both the campaign and the introductionof community dog wardens will assure theresidents that reducing the presence of dogfouling in public places is a priority.

The role of a community dog warden is toeducate irresponsible dog owners that dogfouling is not acceptable, and together with

support from the NNDC’s EnvironmentalProtection team, to promote the virtuesof responsible dog ownership.

John Lee, NNDC’s Cabinet Member forEnvironment said:

“When the clocks go back and the nightsstart to draw in, this is when we start tosee a steady increase in complaints ofdog fouling.

Dog owners need to understand that they are posing a risk to the safety of others if they donot clear up after their dogs, and using thecover of darkness is just not acceptable.

As a community dog warden, you will be avaluable part of your community and will

be given the full support of the NNDC’s Environmental Protection ofcers tohelp educate people on how we canmake our local environment andcommunity a cleaner place.”

Volunteers wishing to become a communitydog warden will need to be friendly, openand willing to help make a difference.

It is a non-confrontational role, andwardens will not have the powerto issue xed penalty notices.

Volunteers can offer to work whenever theyare free to give up their time, although patrolsare not expected to last more than three

hours at a time.Each warden can expect to receive fulltraining and will be provided with a highvisibility jacket and a pocket notebook.

Mr Lee added:

“Although community dog wardens will notbe able to issue xed penalty notices, theywill be providing regular information to NNDC’s enforcement ofcers.

Irresponsible dog owners should be clearthat we will not tolerate dog fouling in North Norfolk and we’ll have nohesitation in ning offenders.”

If you are interested in volunteering you cansign up at this site as soon as possible:

www.northnorfolk.org/environment/18836

or contact the NNDC EnvironmentalProtection team for more informationon:

01263 516 085

More Street Lights For MundesleyMundesley Parish Council have been working together with Norfolk County Council underthe Parish Partnership Scheme, and havereceived a grant towards reducing costsof running street lighting.

The Parish Council own 107 street lights andthe Grant covers 75% of the costs of tting LED lanterns with dimmer drivers for 30 streetlights dimming from 12pm - 6am.

Work is expected to begin in early Novemberat the following places:

Beckmeadow Way: Outside No 1a. & No 25.Cowper Close: Junction Northeld RoadCromer Road: Outside No 118 in lay by.Outside No 52 junction Seaview Rd.Junction Norwich St.Outside No 13

Goodwin Road: Outside Sunway.Heath Lane: Outside No 36 & No 29 High Street:Opposite Garage. No 5 High Street.Left hand side Old Barn.Links Road: Outside Hill Farm.Meadow Close: Outside No 4.Meadow Drive: Right hand side No 8.Paston Road: Opposite No 44.Right Hand side Mill House.Russell Terrace: Outside No 23Seaview Road: Right hand side No 57.

Outside No 55b. Opposite No 43. Outside No 25.Outside No 11a.Trunch Road: Opposite 30mph/school sign& Opposite school.Victoria Rd: Outside No 5 & Bottom end of road.Warren Drive: Outside No 6. and no 17.Junction Gorse Close



And Another £500 Given To The Cromer Skate Park By Budgens

So far Budgens have helped to raise over£2,000 for this very worthy cause.

The town of Cromer has needed such a parkfor far too many years and it is now a caseof watching this space for full details onwhat is being planned to raise even moremoney for this park, by holding a Ball inthe town somewhere very soon.

I have to add, that despite the recent spray paint damage to Mundesley Skateboard park, the whole idea has been activelysupported by everyone in the village.

PK

By all accounts the appeal for funds is goingextremely well and there are plans are now being considered to hold a Ball in aid ofthe fund raising for the Skateboard parkwhich is planned to be situated in North Lodge Park.

All thanks must go to all those good peoplewho have donated and/or purchased secondhand books from the stand in the Budgensstore in Cromer, who have just handedover another £500 cheque towards theCromer Skateboard Park appeal.

Pictured Above L-R: Jean Spruce, Lehan Lightfoot, Ernie De Neve, Nigel Brown, Adam Spruce, Ben Hele, Ruth De Neve and Karl Hunt from Budgens

A Couple Of..............Essex hunters are out in the woodswhen one of them falls to the ground.

He doesn't seem to be breathing, hiseyes are rolled back in his head.

The other guy whips out his mobile and callsthe emergency services.

He gasps to the operator:

"My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says:

"Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's

make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line.

He says: "OK, now what?"

Thanks to Wendy Smith for this.

Many of our readers may know Cindy as thelovely lady who delivers The Crab Talesaround Cromer, every two weeks.

Cindy’s garden is now planted up withnumerous pens and pencils all on displayin her small and tidy garden, which youcan see on your left as you walk towardsMorrison’s Garage on the sea front, just past the bus station.

What do you think of Cindy’s lovelygarden display now?

PK

Have You Seen Cindy’s Garden?



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With our additional provisions for the Community,

we are able to take on more new clients.

This includes new NHS customers of any age.We welcome all enquiries

Contact the Reception on

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Common InfectionsCommon Infections In The CommunityAnd How To Deal With Them.

As we are coming up to the winter againI thought it would be useful to explain

some of the common infections thatwill be around.

I will explain each one and what sort ofsymptoms you may experience.

At the end I will show how many of theseinfections can be dealt with by simpletender loving care and without theneed for antibiotics.

Respiratory Tract Infections

• Otitis Media: This is an infection of theinside of the ear. You may experience ear pain, some uid leaking from the ear andon occasions hearing loss. This infectiontends to clear up within 4 days.

• Sinusitis: This is an infection of the air spaces behind your nose and around your eyes.You may experience pains in the face, someuid leaking from your nose and the feelingof something going down the back of yournose to your throat. This infection can takeup to four weeks to settle down.

• Tonsillitis: This is an infection of the tonsils in your throat. You may experience a sorethroat with this infection. This tends toclear up within 7 to 10 days.

• Pharyngitis: This is an infection of thedigestive part of your throat. You mayexperience a sore throat particularlyon swallowing with this infection.

Again this infection will usuallyclear up in 7 to 10 days.

• Laryngitis: This is an infection of the breathing part of your throat. You mayexperience a sore throat with thisinfection with a loss of your voice.This infection will tend to clear upin 7 to 10 days.

• Chest infections: This is an infection of yourchest below your throat. There are a numberof different types of chest infections. You mayexperience a cough, production of phlegm orsome chest pain when breathing etc.

These infections are slightly more difcultto deal with but should settle withina 4 week period.

It is a real pain when these infections comeupon us. What makes things worse is thateach year there are new bugs that turn upto add to the problem.

Nine times out of ten the above infectionsare caused by viruses.

Viruses are troublesome bugs because asdoctors there is absolutely nothing we can

do about them and your body has to ghtthem itself.

On the odd occasion the above infections arecaused by bacteria. These bugs do respond to antibiotics!

What makes a bacterial infection more likelyis a persistent temperature above 38 degreeswhen you are taking things like Paracetamoland Ibuprofen and also if they haven’tcleared up in the times stated above.

The best thing for all the above infectionsinitially is plenty of uids and medicationslike Paracetamol and Ibuprofen.

I would like to dispel the myth out there that

antibiotics work for every infection becausethat is simply not the truth.

As doctors we have given too many outand we and you in the community needto protect the usefulness of antibioticsas we go into the future.

Dr Adam Maggio

Mundesley Medical Centre

This article aims to supply information of ageneral nature and cannot substitute for theadvice of a medical professional.

The article is not intended to diagnose health problems or to take the place of professional

medical care. If you have any concerns, consult your owndoctor. Every effort is made to ensure thatthe information provided is accurate andcorrect at the date of publication.

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Make A Will Week

Support The Norfolk Hospice by writing your Will in the week of 25th – 30th November.

Make a Will Week 2013 is an opportunity towrite your Will in the knowledge that youwill be supporting the Norfolk Hospice,Tapping House.

The Norfolk Hospice, Tapping House deliversspecialist palliative care services to patients,

and their families, with long term medicalconditions, as well as those patientsnearing the end of their lives.

The Norfolk Hospice helps each patient tolive life to the full, every day, no matterhow many days a person may have left.

Services are available through Day Therapyat the Hospice or through the use of theHospice at Home service, or through alimited number of in-patient beds.

A number of Norfolk solicitors practices areworking with the Norfolk Hospice, TappingHouse to help the charity raise its awarenessand generate additional income.

People wishing to write a Will and supportthe Norfolk Hospice, Tapping House can

visit: www.norfolkhospice.org.uk to view contact details of the solicitors practices supporting this initiative,or call the Fundraising Ofce on:

01485 542 891.

When making an appointment with asolicitor during ‘Make a Will Week’, please remember to mention theagreement to make a donationto the Norfolk Hospice.

Statistics state that 80 -100 in-patient beds are needed per one million of the population.

With around 300,000 people living in

North and West Norfolk, this equatesto a need for 30 beds.

A big step forward in reaching this target will be achieved when the Norfolk Hospice, TappingHouse completes the construction of its new

purpose designed & built facility at Hillington,near Kings Lynn in Spring 2014.

Since 1984, the Hospice has been providing palliative care to people with cancer, neuro-logical and other life-limiting conditions,to enable them to live life to the full forwhatever time is left.

We care for over 300 people a monthat the hospice and at home.

Our care is provided without charge throughout Norfolk & the Fens and it costs £1.8 million

a year to run the Hospice.We are also able to support patients and carers in parts of the East Cambridgeshire region.

We depend on the generosity of the community to survive: 88% of running costs are paid for by the individuals, organisations and groupswho give generously to support our vital care.

In life, nothing is certain but, with your help,we can ensure that Norfolk and the Fens hasthe nest hospice care possible, now and inthe future.

Big Switch & Save Scheme Extended North Norfolk households given more timeto save money on gas and electricity bills

People living in North Norfolk have been

given extra time to sign up for an energyscheme that could help cut their gas andelectricity bills.

North Norfolk’s Big Switch & Save schemehas been extended until the 18th November,meaning another 10 days to join.

The rst round of the scheme was launchedin North Norfolk in March this year, with2796 households in the area registering.

70% of households providing realistic energyusage gures were able to save, 46% wereable to save more than £50 a year and23% up to £50 a year.

Those households able to save through thescheme achieved an overall average annualsaving of £126, with the highest averageannual saving of £266 for ‘dual fuel’customers opting for online billing.

It is hoped that a new Collective SwitchingTariff will be available in time for the energyauction and that this will result in a better offerfor customers switching supplier in this way.

Anyone who missed out on the rst roundor who thinks they could make even moresavings on their gas or electricity bills, isnow able to register for a second round ofthe Big Switch and Save scheme.

NNDC Cabinet Member for EnvironmentalServices, John Lee, said: “We all know that

gas & electricity costs are soaring and energyswitching is one way individual householdscan reduce those costs. NNDC is delightedto be able to offer a second opportunity for people in North Norfolk to register for the Big Switch & Save. Our experience in the rst round of the scheme shows that itreally can help people cut their energy costs in these difcult times.”

Residents can register online at this site:

www.bigswitchandsave.co.uk

All you need is a bill or a statement from your energy supplier which includes the energyyou used last year or your estimated usagefor the year ahead.

Registering is quick and easy. Up to 5 house-holds can be registered from a single emailaddress so you can help family, friends andneighbours to register if they do not havetheir own internet access.

A helpline is available on:

0800 0488 285.

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AylshamBridge Club 7pm Fri 7.15pm t: 761 308Broadland Juniors Chess. 8.30am term-time Sat. t: 735 740 https://sites.google.com/site/broadlandchessclubjuniors/Country Market each Friday 8.50-noonCricket Club indoor Sun 3-5pm t: 510 102Evening WI 7.30pm 1st Thurs Town Hall.Extend Over 60’s Exercise Fridays Jubilee Family Centret:01692 407 851 Farmers Market 9am-1pm 1st & 3rd Sat Market PlaceF.I.T. group 2nd & 4th Weds t: 731 177Flower Club 2nd Wed 7.30pm Town HallFitness Yoga/Pilates Tues & Thurs Friendship Hallt: 01692 538 569 Gym Club Fri 5pm. High School t: 576 609Lammas KC Lodge ROAB Tues 8.15pm Sutton School OfDance, Mill Row.Monday Stall Parish Church 8.30-noonRBL (Womens) 1st MonSalvation Army Hall t: 734 091N.N. Speakers Club 7pm alt.Wed High School t:01692 402 662Scalextric Club Presto Park Weds 7.15-9.45 pm.t: 01603 754 319Quaker Meetings Sun 10.30am Pegg’s YardYoga Tues 7.30pmPeggs Yard. t:732 426

Cromer Age Concern Fri 10am The Cottage. Aqua Therapy Cl asses Mon 11-12am Wed 7-8pmCountry Club t: 501 914 Air Train ing Corps . 7pm Mon & Thurs, High School t: 515 452Baptist Church 1st & 3rd Sat Coffee morning t: 576 524Bridge (Duplicate) Mon 7pm t: 822 778C.A.B. Appointments: t : 01692 405 847Chesterfield Hall Mon 10am Parent & Toddlers. Sun 11.45amFamily Service & Children’s ClubChristian Fellowship Sun 10.30am former Gospel Hallt: 838 180Cromer Chamber Orchestra 7pm Mons ( term time)High school t: 511 600Cromer Forum 1st Tues 7.30pm Methodist Church New Hallt: 515138Diabetes UK 4thThurs 7.30pm Methodist Church Hall.t: 01692 405 492Elderberries Badminton & Short Mat Bowls3-5pmMon & Fri. t: 519 030Flower Club 7.30pm 3rd Mon Junior School. t: 513 408Folk Dance Club 7.30pm Tues Community Hall t: 578 224Garden Society 7.30pm 3rd Thurs Community Hall t: 511 211Hockey Club Mon under16s & under13s 6.30pm

Adults 7.15pm Sports CentreKorean Martial Arts t: 07765 282 981Lip reading classes Thurs 10 - 12noon Methodist ChurchRooms t: 0344 800 8002.NHS Retirement Fellowship 3rd Weds 2.30-4pm CromerHospital. t: 510 002 N & N Assoc.for Blind 9.30-1pm Tues Merchants Place.

N.N. Mencap Society Thurs 1pm Merchants Pl. t: 578 116Parkinson’s Disease Society 10.30am 2nd Wed of monthSt. John Hall, Bond St.R.E.M.E. 2pm. 1st Wed Halsey House t: 825 101RBL 7.30pm 1st Wed The CottageRBL Women’s Section 2.30pm 1st ThursRoyal Naval Ass oc. 1st Friday 7.45pm (Summer)12.30pm (Winter)Halsey House.ROAB Wed 8.15pm The Cottage.Singing Group Thurs 10.30am. Community Centre. t: 570 117St John Ambulance Adults Tues 7.30pm Cadets Tues5.45pm St John Hall, Bond St.Sea Scouts Overstrand Rd info t: 514 562 Tabletop / Craft Sale 9am-3pm St.John Hall, Bond St.Last Fri. t: 513 115 or 07905 941 451Taekwondo Sports Centre. t: 711 824 Tennis Club Sun, Weds & Fri t:513 741 The One O’clock Club over 60’s.1-2pm Thurs. Barker’s Herne. W.I. 2nd Thurs 2.30 pm, Garden St.

Overstrand Aco rns Parent & Tod dler Group 1.30 -3pm Thurs(term-time) Belfry School. t: 579 275.Gardening Club 2.30pm 1st Tues Parish Hall t: 576 437Carpet Bowl s 2.30pm Thurs. Parish Hall t: 833 369Railway Quilters & Craft Group 2nd & 4th Tues.10-12Parish Hall t: 576 986

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Overstrand continuedStrand Club 2nd Weds 2.30pm Methodist Church t: 578 250W.I. 3rd Wed 7.30pm Parish Hall t: 834 242

MundesleyBowls Pavilion Bingo: Sun 7.30pm, Whist Drive: Tues,Wed & Fri 1.45pm t: 721 815Carpet Bowls Mon 1.30pm Coronation Hall t: 722 054Community Choir Tues 7.30pm Methodist Church t: 722 022Free Church Sun Services11am, 6.30pmLibrary Mon & Sat:10-1pm,Tues 2-5.30pm Fri 10-1pm& 2-6.30pm t: 720 702Luncheon Club for over 60’s & disabled. Mon & Thurs12-2pm Free Church t :721 984MADRA t:07734 689 978Methodist Church Sun worship 10.30amRBL 4th Weds Haig Club. t: 722 238RBL Womens 3rd Weds 1.45pm Coronation Hall t:721 021Scrabble Club Fridays t: 720 659Village Cinema 7.30pm Coronation Hall 2nd TuesInfo: www.mundesley.org/filmW.I. 2nd Mon 7pm Church Rooms t: 834 368

North Walsham Ani mal Magic Dog Cl ub t: Kathy 720 730 Bipolar Self Help Group 3rd Thurs 2pm Saddlers Shopt: 0854 434 9872Charity Bingo Weds 8pm Community Centre. t: 01692 407 214Chess Club 7.30 Mon. Orchard Garden Pub. All abilities.t: 01692 404 649Extend Over 60’s Exercise Mon. Methodist Church Hallt: 01692 407 851Hockey Club Under 11s. Fri 5-6pm Sports Centret: 01692 404 624 Lions Club 7.30pm 1st Mon. Community Centre.t: 01692 400 702N.N. Speakers Clu b 7pm alt. Weds. High School t: Gillian

:01692 650 250 Parkinson Support Group 2nd Tues 10:30amSacred Heart Church Hall. t:01692 406 486 Quaker Meetings Sun 10.30am Meeting House,Mundesley Rd. near Swafield.RAFA 7.30pm First Tues. Bluebell InnReading 4 U 3rd Wed 9.45am St.John’s Hall t: 768 164The Wheel of Light 1st Thurs 7.30pm Orchard GardensPub. t: 721 484Walsham Writers’ Group :www.walshamwritersgroup.comWeavers Morris Dancers Wed 7.45pm St Nicholas Roomt: 01692 404 447

Sheringham Alcohol ics Anon ymou s Sun 3pm St Joseph’s ChurchBeetle Drive 3rd Tues 7.30 pm St. Josephs ChurchBridge :The Morley. Duplicate pairs Thurs 7pmBeginners Fri 2pm t: 822 087CAB. YESU,Thurs 10-2pm t: 01692 402 570

Chess All ages & abilities t: 01692 404 649Country Market 1st & 3rd Thurs St John HallEvening W.I. 2nd Mon. St. Josephs Church Hall t: 823 889Flower Club 1st Thurs 7pm St.Andrews Church t: 825 059Gingerbread Fri pm. Friends Meeting House t: 0785 9364 702 Harry Upcher Lodge ROAB Mon 8.15pm Tyneside Club.Hearing Aid Clinic 10-12pm 1st Mon. Age Concern.Ladies Fellowship 7.30pm 2nd Tues Salvation Army.Lip reading classes Thurs 1.30 - 3.30pm Health Centret: 0344 800 8002 MS meetings 7-9pm 1st & 3rd Wed. Robin Hood Pub,t: 823 392Morris Dancing. Oddfellows Hall. Weds 7.30pm t: 837 693N.Norfolk Model Group 8pm last Fri St John’s Hall t: 514 059Old Shannocks 2.15pm last Wed Community Rooms.Quaker Meetings Sun 10.30am Cremer St.R.A.F.A. 4th Tues of month. t: 837 229Saturday Super Sale First Sat 9-11am. Salvation Army Hall.Sheringham Singers Ladies Choir Tue 2-4pm

Friends Meeting Hse, Cremer St. t: 768 126 Sheringham Voyager 2pm 1st & 3rd ThursCommunity Centre t: 01692 500 550Sheringham Youth Choir 11-18yrs.Weds 7pm (term time)Baptist Church

The RuntonsBingo 7.30pm Sun & Mon Bernie’s Social Club East Runton N.N. Chess Club Fri 7.30pm. W. Runton Social Club t: 823 814

The Runtons continuedPhilatelic Society 2nd Mon of month 7.30pmWest Runton Church Hall.Cromer & Sheringham Probus Club 12.30pm 1st Tues,Links Hotel t:824 306 Rotary Club Weds 6pmexcept 5th Weds Dormy HouseW.Runton, t: 578 194Sequence Dancing Mon 7.30-10pmE. Runton Village Hall.t:01692 403 071West Runton Scouts info : 712 288W.I. 2.15pm 2nd Wed. West Runton Church Hall

TriminghamCoffee Morning 3rd Weds 10.30am Pilgrim Shelter Poppyland Club (Ladies) 2nd Weds 2.30pm. Pilgrim Shelter Slimming Club Tues 1.45pm Pilgrim Shelter t: 579 797Table Top Sale 1st Sun 8.30am Pilgrim Shelter t: 834 965Whist Drive Thurs 1.45pm Pilgrim Shelter t: 834 965

Also: Ant ing ham & Sout hrep ps Pl aygr oup t: 834 148Badminton Thurs. Gresham Village Hall t: 07917 596 797Beachcombers Dining Club 1st Mon 7pm: The FeathersHotel, Holt. Speakers alt months. t: Hazel 838 566 Cash Bingo Tues 8pm Aldborough community centre.Cantamus Choir 7.30pm Thurs. Southrepps Church.t: 07785 782 498.Crazee Kidz Club 7pm 2nd & 4th Fri. term time. RoughtonVillage Hall 7-16yrs. t:768 138 Cromer & Sheringham Brass Band 7.45pm Thurs UpperSheringham Village Hall t:733 638Cromer Air Rifle Club 9am -noon Sundays Nr Sheringham. t:570 223Extend exercise for over 60’s Mon 2.30pm NorthreppsVillage Hall t:768 159Fit Together Health Walks Info 07766 259 999 Fit Together Tea Dance Tues 2-4pm Briston Copeman

Centre - £2 Info: 07766 259 999Greenfingers Gardening Club 7.30pm 1st ThursJubilee Hall, Banningham t: 761 620 / 768 004Gym Club Thurs 5-8pm Northrepps Village Hall t: 576 609 Horsham St. Faith 4th Sun traditional Catholic Latin MassMission Room, opp. Church t: 01603 788 873Knapton Ladies Club 3rd Mon 7.30pm Village Hall t:720 908. 1st Tues Women’s Own Methodist Church t: 721 439 Mardle & Munch Weds 10am-2pm Lower SouthreppsSocial Club t: 834 450 MS Group Mon 10 - 2pm Southrepps Village Hall t: 823 392 Nordic Walking Tues & Thurs 11am t: 07825 773 368Norfolk Submariners 1st Wed 12noon Kings Head,Horsham St Faith t: 511 758N. Walsham Cage Bird Club 8pm 3rd Tues FelminghamVillage Hall. t: 01692 404 750 Northrepps Pre-School Mon-Fri Term-time t:579 396 Northrepps R.B.L. 1st Mon. 2nd.Mon. BH’s. 7.30pm.Northrepps Cottage t: 579 633.

NN Amateur Radio Group Wed & Thur 10-4 Muckleburght:821 936Nth Norfolk Model Engineering Club 1st Fri 7.30pmHigh Kelling Social CentrePrize Bingo 7.30pm 1st & 3rd Fri Gimingham Village HallRoughton Under 5’s Playgroup t: 07553 456 083Seniors Swimming Club Mon & Weds am, Fri pm. Greshams Swimming Pool, Holt. t: 711 123 Suffield Park Bowls Club. Whist Drives Tues 2.15pm.Fri twice monthly 7.30pm.Tuesday Friends meet weekly 2-4pm Gimingham VillageHall. t: 720 874Trunch Bumbles Pre-school t: 720 931Trunch Friends 2nd Tues 2pm Trunch Village Hall t:721 570Trunch Methodist Church 1st Sun 10am Coffee MorningCakes bric-a-brac etc. Free admission. t: 720 145Weybourne Folk Club 3rd Sun 3-6pm Maltings Hotel,Weybourne.t:588 781



Special Events

NOVEMBERThurs 7th - Sat 9th November

7pm: Coronation Hall Mundesley

The Mundesley Players ~ “The Farndale AvenueHousing Estate Townswomen’s Guild DramaticSociety’s production of Macbeth” . This comedyintroduces the ladies of the F.A.H.E.T.G DramaticSociety. Tickets £6 from Jupe, Station Road,Mundesley from Mon-Sat 9am-4pm orfrom: 07503 297 602.

Friday 8th November

8pm - midnight : Triming ham House Caravan Park

Dance To ‘Decoy Road’ ~ Tickets £5 each fromLiz on: 834 965 or from Village Cafe Mundesley.

Saturday 9th November

10am - 12noon : Cromer Libr aryZombie Makeovers ~ for children (all ages)info: 512 850

2pm: Aylmerton Village Hall

Autumn Fayre ~ Bric a brac, cakes, books & manyother stalls, games & raffles. Proceeds to Aylmertonchurch. info: 837 647


2:30pm : St Peter & St Paul’s Church, Knapton‘An Afternoon with Ross Kemp’ ~ To obtain ticketsat £7.50, please contact Liz on 722 271 or John on721 723. Please Book early!

Sunday 10th November

10.30am - 3pm: Roughton Village Hall, Felbrigg Rd

Christmas Craft Fair ~ Original & unusual handcrafted gifts. Clocks, mugs, pens, soft furnishings,

unique jewellery, soft toys, books, cards, fancyboxes, wooden sculptures, cupcakes etc.Parking & refreshments available. Do join us!

12 noon: Mundesley Sea Front

Remembrance Service ~ A short Service at theNorfolk Landmine Clearance Memorial to rememberthe 26 Royal Engineers who died clearing minesfrom our beaches following the Second World War.

From 2.30pm : Meadow Road, Cromer

Remembrance Parade ~ March off at 2.40pm toCromer Parish Church where the Church Servicewill commence at 3.00pm.

Monday 11th November

10.50am : Cromer Chur ch War Memorial

Remembrance Day Short Service/Gathering For the Two minutes Silence at 11am.Last Post & Reveille will be sounded.

2-6pm: Mundesley Medical Centre

Celebrating 25 Years ~ at the Munhaven Close site.Open to the public to view recent improvements thathave been made.

All plumbing work, bathroom and kitchen installations undertaken,tap repairs, blocked drains, blocked toilets, overfowing cisterns,overfows, burst pipes, showers, immersion heaters, radiators, wall and oor tiling, guttering, new installations. Free quotations.

W.G.STEVENSON

PLASTERING CONTRACTORHigh Quality Work, Friendly Professional Service All Aspects of internal & external plastering

& rendering, new builds, renovationsand period restoration work.GREG STEVENSON

Tel: 01263 834 572 Mob: 07867 777 938 Email: [email protected]

Senior Citizen ServicesFor All The Odd Jobs You Hate

Painting & DecoratingGrass Cutting & GardeningFencing & Shed Repairs

All Odd Jobs Large & SmallFast & Friendly Service

01263 515 250 07836 227 490

Events Continued on Page 18

CARPET CLEANING

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SOFA CLEANINGCall Mike at Clean Tech

01328 779 134

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Silver Surfers Computer Services

No problem!Reliable, friendly, efficient service in the

comfort of your own home.Andrew Benn 01263 761 133

Troubleshooting Lost Data RecoveryUpgrades Free Advice Tuition

A J B Builders All types of Bui lding work under taken.

Plastering, Roofng, Brickwork, Installations,

Damp Proofng & Timber Protection work.

35 years experience.

Phone: 01263 649 347 or 07887 671 141

THE WHITE HORSE

24 West Street, Cromer

Tel : 01263 512 275T he Best Pub in TownStylish En-Suite rooms available.

Free Wifi. Lovely home-cooked mealsavailable All Week.

Saturday 9th November: 8pm

Race NightSunday 10th November: 8pm

Grumpy’s World Famous QuizSunday 17th November: 8pm

Grumpy’s World Famous QuizBook Now For

Christmas Parties & Christmas Day

To Avoid Disappointment

Sunday Lunches ~ 12noon - 4pm

Voted one of the Best Lunchesin Cromer Booking advisable

Lunchtime Specials (Tuesdays - Fridays) 12 - 2.30pm

Tuesday 12th November

7.45 for 8pm: St Andrew’s Church Hall, Sheringham

Methodist Church Ladies Association ~ President’sNight. Bring an item from your memory box!Visitors very welcome to join us

Wednesday 13th November

10.30am : The Cottage, Louden Rd. Cromer Cromer Society ~ Extended Lecture Course. “TheSocial History of Norfolk” presented by Neil Storey.

7pm : Suffield Park Bowls Club, Cromer Cromer Society ~ Recorded Music Session.

“Russian Extravaganza” presented by David JamesThurs 14th - Sat 16th November

7.30pm : Sheringham Little Theatre.

“The Unexpected Guest” ~ For their Autumnproduction Sheringham Players presents AgathaChristie’s whodunnit. Tickets £8 from: 822 347.

Friday 15th November

7pm: Baconsthorpe Village HallQuiz ~ teams of up to 4 persons £5pp. includes a jacket potato supper with various fillings Tea/Coffee,bring your own tipple. Info from John on : 711 320.


11am - 2pm: Trunch Vil lage Hall

Craft Fayre ~ Various craft stalls, refreshments and

light lunches available.

Saturday 16th & 17th November

11am - 3pm Thorpe Market Church

Christmas Craft Fair ~ Stalls & Refreshments.all most welcome.

01692 580 361

Tuesday 12th November 7.30pm

A North Korean-led guerrilla assault on theWhite House and Secret Service agent

(Gerard Butler) must rescue the President(Morgan Freeman) from the nasty terrorists

who have kidnapped him...

Tickets on door: £4, Members £3,Under 15’s £2.

Refreshments Available from 7pm

info: www.mundesley.org/film



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Special Eventscontinued from Page 17

Sunday 17th November

10 - 3pm : Bacton Village HallCrafts & Gifts ~ Free Admission, Refreshmentsavailable, Table bookings: 01692 651 236


10.30am : The Cottage, Louden Rd. Cromer Cromer Society ~ Extended Lecture Course. “TheSocial History of Norfolk” presented by Neil Storey.

Thursday 21st November

7pm: Suffield Park Bowls Club, Cromer Cromer Society Illust rated Talk ~ “Salem WitchTrials & The Witchfynder General” presentedby Peter Ransome

7pm : Constantia Cott age Restaurant East RuntonDinner in aid of E.Anglian Air Ambulance ~Entertainment from the Constantia Brothers, raffle,auction & talk from an E.A.A.A. Representative£22:50 pp. contact Val or John Laker on: 514 509 or 07771 607 097 for ticket before 15th November .

Friday 22nd November

7.30pm : Cromer Community Centre

Friends of Cromer Museum ~ “The Suffragette Story:Norfolk Links & Cromer Connections.” by Frank

Meeres Norfolk Records Office archivist & author.Saturday 23rd November

10am - 1pm: Coronation Hall, Mundesley.

Mundesley Pre-Christmas Table Top Sale ~Christmas gifts; jams, chutneys, produce, bric a brac,wood work. etc. Book Table (£5 ) on: 721 169

1pm - 4.30pm : Benjamin Court, Cromer

Christmas Fayre ~ Raffle, Tombola etc. & TableTop Sale. Book Tables £5 per pitch on: 511 738

7pm: Thorpe Market Church

The Holy Land ~ Jan Balfour talks about her tripto Israel visiting Bethlehem, Jerusalem & The Seaof Gallilee. A collection will be taken for Children’swork in Bethlehem.

Tuesday 26th November 7.45 for 8pm: St Andrew’s Church Hall, Sheringham

Methodist Church Ladies Association ~ “Condomsto Coffins” talk by Martin Fox (Auctioneer)Visitors very welcome to join us.


10.30am : The Cottage, Loud en Rd. Cromer

Cromer Society ~ Extended Lecture Course. “TheSocial History of Norfolk” presented by Neil Storey.

7pm : Suffield Park Bowls Club, Cromer

Cromer Society ~ Recorded Music Session.“Best of Britten” presented by Chris Branford

Friday 29th November

7pm: Gimingham Village HallQuiz Nite ~ £5 adult. £2.50 children, includes lightrefreshments of french bread,cheese, nibbles etc.BYO drinks! Teams max 6. Raffle. Advance ticketsfrom Heather Lee: 721 229 or Chris Taylor: 720 058.Please buy early, limited number available.To donatea raffle prize please contact above numbers.

Saturday 30th November 10am - 1pm : Cromer Parish Hall

Christmas Bazaar ~ Cromer Ladies LifeboatGuild. Stalls, Refreshments, Tombola, Raffle andChildren’s Tombola & activities. Free Admission.Proceeds to RNLI

DECEMBERWednesday 4th December From 10am : Canaan Christian Centre, Sheringham

Listening To God ~ A day of encouragement looking forward to Christmas. Marilyn Baker, blind singer &songwriter with Tracy & their guide dogs Saffi& Goldie will take part. Lunch will be providedbut please book on: 478 372

Friday 6th December

6.30pm : Canaan Christian Centre, SheringhamConcert ~ by Marilyn Baker, blind singer & song-writer. Marilyn together withTracy & their guidedogs Saffi & Goldie taking part. Mulled wine &seasonal Refreshments. Please book on478 372

Saturday 7th December

2 - 4pm : Cromer Library

B ollywood Danc e ~with JayaDance (7+)

Sunday 8th December

10 - 3pm : Bacton Village Hall

Crafts & Gifts ~ Free Admission, Ref reshmentsavailable, Table bookings 01692 651 236

Wednesday 11th December

7pm: Suffield Park Bowls Club, Station Rd, Cromer

The Cromer Society ~ Recorded Music Session:“Ozzie Medley” presented by Fr ancis Lee

Tuesday 17th December

7.30pm: Methodist Church, Mundesley

C oncert For Ch ristmas ~ tickets £5 includes Punch& Mince pies. Also a raffle. Proceeds will go towardsthe All Saints Church ChristmasDay Lunch for people on their own at Chr istmas.

Free Parking Norfolk District Council is going to providefree parking on Remembrance Sunday andthe two Saturdays before Christmas.

The Council has decided to waive parking feeson Remembrance Sunday following requestsfrom local communities and for the afternoon& the evening on the two Saturdays beforeChristmas to help persuade local people to

buy their Christmas gifts & supplies locally, to support North Norfolk’s traders at thiscrucial time of year, and as a gesture ofgoodwill for the festive season.

On Remembrance Sunday parking will be freefrom 8am to 6pm. On Saturday 14th & 21stDecember, from 2pm shoppers will be ableto stay all afternoon and evening without aticket in any District Council–run car park,

saving them up to £1- 20 an hour.

Cromer Library11am - 12noon

Second Saturday of each month

Regular Storytimes with craft activitiesfor younger children

November 9th, December 14th.

Jan.11th, Feb. 8th, March 8th

Further Info on: 01263 512 850

Crazee Kidz Club

Crazee Kidz Club is a youth club based atRoughton Village Hall and meet every 2nd& 4th Friday in the month during term timeand are open to anyone aged 6-16 years.

We started in September 2009 and since thenwe have grown in what we offer and do forthe young people of Roughton and thesurrounds villages and towns.

At the youth club we offer various activitiesranging from silly challenges like how manysmarties can you move from one bowl toanother with just a straw to crafts.

We also offer physical activities like dodge ball and stuck in the mud and many otherand we have a games consoles.

Some sessions we do team building gamesand team challenges and each session endswith a leaders challenge, when the leadersmake themselves look a bit silly by doinga silly challenge like eating cold custardor Weetabix and tomato sauce.

We also do special events like pancake races& an event, recently started, is a young meetsold where some of our members prepare andserve a meal for our older generation.

We also provide discos & a bouncy castle for our sessions and to hire out in an effort tohelp raise funds for the running costs.

Another way in which we raise funds for isthrough our recycling schemes. At present

we run two schemes, a paper bin located atRoughton Village Hall and the other is bycollecting used ink cartridges.

We have started a mother and toddler groupin Roughton Village Hall called Little Starswhich meets every Wednesday during termtime and on the 3rd Wednesday each monththey have a lunch club.

We are currently looking to extend what wedo and have more sessions as well as startinga new group for over 11s and have a long term plan of purchasing our building to turn it intoa youth and community Centre.

For all our future plans we are seeking morehelp as well as nances to hope us achieve

our goal. If you would like to know moreabout what we do as a group or would liketo help either in person or in any other way please feel free to get in touch with us.

Contact us by phoning Paddy Bennett our

club coordinator on: 768 138 or via e-mail

at: [email protected]

or visit: www.crazeekidzclub.co.uk

Aylsham W.E.A.Spring Course

Starts Wednesday, 15th January 2014

2 pm : The Friends Meeting House,Red Lion Steet. Aylsham

“ Subterranean Norwich”Have you ever wondered what lies beneath your feet as you make your way round the Norwich area?

How have the ground conditions shaped the citywe see today?

The course looks at geological Norwich, the effects

of a thousand years of man’s activities. Tutor: Matthew WilliamsFee: £45 (10 weeks – payable after the 1st week)

Info/Booking: 01283 732 637 or: [email protected]

Come along to the first meeting for a free taster

before committing. EVERYONE WELCOME

From Pete’s Pen



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HOMEMADE CAKES ~ AFTERNOON TEAS

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Monday - Saturday9am - 4.30pm

Sunday : 10am - 4pm

tel: 01263 579 485

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Winter Pansies

Large Stock ofBulbs Now In

HOUSE COAL20kg £6.99----

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Also Large SelectionOf Pet &

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12.75 Kg ~ Wild Bird Seed : £7.99

20 Kg ~ Wild Bird Seed : £11.99

25Kg ~ Wild Bird Peanuts : £39.99

50 pack ~ Suet Balls : £7.99

Pro Bono WeekTo most people, an appointment with alawyer may seem daunting and expensive.

Most people don’t know that many lawyersgive their time and expertise free to helpthose who could not otherwise afford proper legal advice.

This is called “pro bono” work and NationalPro Bono Week begins on 4th November.

In Cromer, Norfolk Community Law Service provide such free access to legal advice witha team of lawyers offering free appointmentsto help with a range of legal issues includingfamily & employment law, wills and probate.

With cuts to legal aid this guarantee of free& reputable legal advice is a lifeline for many.

The service has been running for 3 years andhelped over a hundred people to date but staffand lawyers are keen to reach as many as possible, and appointments are available.

NCLS is a Norwich based charity committedto helping people in Norfolk access the legalhelp they need. As well as providing free legaladvice clinics in Cromer and in Norwich.

NCLS also provides a range of free legal adviceservices including: discrimination, domesticabuse, housing mediation, immigration,representation for welfare benet appeals &debt advice for offenders and ex-offenders.

The Free Legal Advice Clinic in Cromer

is on Tuesdays at 5pm at Merchants Place.To book an appointment please

call: 01603 496 623.

To nd out more about the NorfolkCommunity Law Service visit:

www.ncls.co.uk.

With A Very......

........seductive voice the woman asked herhusband: “Have you ever seen TwentyDollars all crumpled up?”

“No,” said her husband

She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttonedthe top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, andslowly reached down into the cleavagecreated by a soft, silky push-up bra, and

pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar billfrom her and smiled approvingly.

She then asked him: “ Have you ever seen

Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?”

“Uh... no, I haven’t,” he said, with ananxious tone in his voice.

She gave him another sexy little smile, pulledup her skirt, and seductively reached intoher tight, sheer panties... and pulled out acrumpled Fifty Dollar bill.

He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill,and started breathing a little quickerwith anticipation.

“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”

“No way!” he said, while obviously becoming even more aroused andexcited, to which she replied:

“Go look in the garage,” .

Thanks to Ingrid Campbell for this

Car Park RepairsRepairs and improvements are taking placeat NNDC car parks in Fakenham, Holt,Mundesley and North Walsham.

Local car parks involved are:

Albert St. car park in Holt (already completed) Nth Walsham Council Ofces car park (workstarted 28th Oct. expected to last 7 - 10 days)Beach Road car park, Mundesley (work starts18th November is expected to last two weeks).

Weather permitting, the works are expected to be completed within the programme times.

The one remaining pay & display car park nowinvolved (Beach Road in Mundesley) willremain open throughout the works, althoughthere will be some reduction in the numberof spaces available, which may result issome inconvenience to car park users.

North Walsham Council Ofces car park will be closed throughout the work, although pedestrian access to the CAB building willremain open during the opening hours.

In all cases completion is due by the endof November so as not to interfere withChristmas shoppers.

Consideration has been given to all car parkstakeholders & advance partial closure signsare currently displayed in the affected car

parks. Localised leaet drops have also

been undertaken where appropriate.


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