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21 NAUGHTYTHE #1 CAPSULEER’S MAGAZINE ISSUE 1, JUNE 2010 ISSUE

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This is the first issue of the COSMOPEWLITAN magazine, some might ask, isn’t there EON, EVE-Tribune and other nice EVE-related mags that cover all the nice eve shit? Well I answer yes and no. The main idea of the COSMOPEWLITAN magazine is a publication made strictly for 0.0 pilots, low-sec pirates and well-seasoned empire dwellers.

The thing here is that we are not going to lose pixels explaining what’s a hictor bubble, what a warp align or a moon-gold pos. Here we are all about the good game, and while am trying not to be elitist we won’t be bothering in explaining some of the well known terms for every 0.0 experience pilot.

Now, what about the content of this new project, this is an avenue for all pilots to express their voice, with no fear of being trolled or criticized, save some exceptions, every 0.0 pilot and low sec huger is open to send content to have it publishd here, i’ll design a spread for them and i will post it exactly as they give it to me, but, there are some rules:

1. It haz to be worth reading.2. It haz to be 0.0 or at least low sec relevant.4. Don’t make boring, make it as interesting as you can.5. Don’t be offensive.

I don’t care if it is pro NC, Pro SC, Pro Bush or Pro Obama, if it is good i’ll post it.

For this month edition we got some very nice surprises, first Derek Chu gets the word out of the enigmatic SirMolle, a real treat to those of us who enjoyed the Northern Invasion. Also we got some cool Chronicles, RANTS! and reviews.

Botom line is, the COSMOPEWLITAN is not about whose bloc is better or propaganda panflet for what ever side the owner is aligned, but a magazine for all the 0.0 pilots to enjoy and as such, this magazine wouldn’t be possible if those 0.0 pilots at which is directed hasn’t collaborated in this issue. I also have to thank the kugutsumen comunity which aside trollers, it haz been very useful in documenting 0.0 life and giving feedback for the magazine.

July issue is already being designed, so everyone who is interested in submitting content and is willing to participate in this interesting project, never losing the north that the most important thing is to have fun collaborating, is invited to contact ‘riverini’ in game and riverini@gmail.com outside the game.

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The biggest difference between south and north is the different way how alliances make money (grunts do it similar everywhere).

Say the industry base is same, and corps/people everywhere have some bpos, mepire business, etc.

NC wealth comes from the thousand moons, SC wealth comes from moons in case of IT block, in case of AAA block in split moons/renters and Atlas block in renters income.

So whilst SC tried to hit NC moons to disrupt their income and failed mostly, if you attack Atlas/Cow/GC and their renters, you can several hamper alliance cap reinbursment and other

programs, ability to replace sbuś and tcu´s just by killing renters and buring the sapce to hell, without taking high end moons (hint there is 1 in scalding for example, insmother has 0, wicked 2

afaik.) These regions up to Detorid are vulnerable due to:a) being close to curse you can easily base out of

b) running a monopoly scheme renter business on top with Atlas

If you collapse the system, only here, in drone regions and partly in aaa renter system you can endanger the alliances living there.

Atlas gets 49.153 bil in May 2010 in rent alone. Its more than 60% of the income on alliance lvl. Even more the system works in Cow/GC financials.

Now reserves are one thing, but most alliance in eve need fluid isk every month as they are horrible financial experts and plus its a game, so why save money. Its not RL, thus if you can kill renters,

make their space unhabitable and dont even touch atlas/gc/cow sov.......you can majorly weaken them, much more than people think and much more their members think.

And it doesnt take much, Cursed could if they would like do it with 1 region with 500 men. If they get right support, they can make wonders to the spreadsheets of renters.

NorthernInvasion+50 days andcounting.

The

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ReportBy Ray Butts

The NorthROL, INIT and IT are still in x-7. They are still hitting a pos now or then, but clearly they are more interested in GOOD FIGHTS than sov warfare.The outcomes of said fights are mixed, NC seems to do well with adapting the new fotm armor hacs under Imperian, but the normal NC scrubfleets seems to be getting stomped by ROLs remote repping bs fleets.Evoke and co2 are also still up north, doing their things. NC has done some roams into IRC space, but again, no sov warfare.http://kb.xrol.in/?a=kill_related&kll_id=56305http://kb.xrol.in/?a=kill_related&kll_id=56070

The EastWith the return of Atlas/Cow/Gc Cursed alliance can no longer farm pets 24/7.Obviously Cursed alliance cant do much against the Atlas/Cow/Gc/pets numbers, and has lost most off the moons, stations and staging towers in the region. They are however still fighting, and doing so quite well:http://www.cursed-alliance.com/?a=ki...nt&kll_id=9835http://www.a-kills.com/?a=kill_related&kll_id=376024

Cursed Alliance are also working more and more with "russian 0utbreak" Darkside. There has been talks of merger but nothing has happen so far.Half of the goons are also in Curse, being blue to Cursed alliace, but their numbers are fairly low. They are also reforming again under a new name.

The SouthSYS-K having been kicked out of Estoria by SE/Coven have lost a lot of members but are now regrouping in their Period Basis systems. Here they are cleaning up Coven posses daily with help from the IT corps deployed to Delve aswell as Leguinea Romana.Leguinea Romana, IT delve allies, also kicked half their alliance, and are now a purely east european alliance (serbians?).Coven/SE have not followed Sys-k into PB, but have taken all of Sys-k estoria holdings.

Coven/SE are blue to AAA and ROL. Which I think Sys-k also was, but I am not sure.

Providence"New providence" did a major reset of each other. Paxton and Cva took this opportunity to ninja 3 stations, which Ushra Kahn and Daishoo syndicate (biggest players in New providence) have been unable to retake.CVA/PXF are being aided by pvp corps 0utbreak and Genos.With AAA back in Catch we will see what happends.Br1ck seems to have moved back into HED again.

The South WestIT's Fountain residents has been mostly left alone lately. No sbus or r64 has been hit. If this is due to Pandas and PL tourney testing or due to IT presence growing in Delve i do not know.PL are still hitting their weekly IT csaa's.IT corp RKK is the only corp who are officially Deployed to Delve aswell as all IT supercarriers. They have spent their time cleaning up Dreddit TCUs.Dreddit had one Delve i-hub coming out of reinforced last night, PL showed up and killed the IT fleet and the IT sbus.https://www.pandemic-legion.com/kill...&system=1-SMEB

Chronicle:The SimplePleasuresA short story by pilot:>Nicoli VoldkifI Begin to feel insignificant, moments ago I could sense things across the vastness of the void, Now I am almost the equal of one of the Bound. Being even close to one of those... mortals disgusts me. I grab an outfit from my quarters closet. The layer of dust covering the dark crimson robe will help me blend in with the cattle of the station, Its hood will hide the telltale silver crossing my skull from my implants. As I walk through the crowd towards my destination, a deep sense of revulsion begins to rise from my stomach. How these poor cattle manage to survive is beyond me, if they only realized what we Unbound feel day to day they would probably commit suicide out of self pity. To the Unbound these Cattle are merely one more piece of equipment to make my ship run. I could not begin to count the number of these poor retched souls that have died in the battles I have fought. I have thrown ships with thousands of these mortals into a suicidal fight knowing that for me it is just a loss of ISK. There will

always be more cattle to man my ships and I have long since stopped worrying about the cost of lost ships. The Bound are expendable As I turn a corner in the station I see my destination, the entrance is bathed in the faint red glow from the pleasure dome sign. The dirty establishment is a perfect place for meeting with my contact. The loud music and flashing lights, while it may arouse the weak souls of the cattle that frequent the place, will also cover my discussions with my contact. The dancing girls are no longer even worth my attention, and Unbound requires far more then pleasures of the flesh. Few of my kind leave the embrace of their Jovian wet grave once they become one the Unbound. They do realize the benefits of being offline, even the necessity of it. While being in this place, in such close proximity to so many cattle makes me one to vomit, the record of this deal with my contact must not exist. As I scan the room, I see my contact sitting in a booth in a back corner. He nervously looks around as I sit down. I barely listen to him as he tells me that he completed my job. The meeting and the special arrangements have been setup nearby. I pay him his due, watching as he greedily flips through stack of money. He probably considers it a fortune, I barely remembered to add it to my ledger. The entire meeting goes off with out me saying a word, which is all the better for me. I wouldn't want to give him the pleasure of hearing the true voice of one of the unbound. I proceed to the hallway where the next meeting is scheduled. My contact had arranged for a helmsman to meet me there. My heart begins to race as I turn the last corner seeing the helmsman back. As I approach the sound

of my boots alerts him to my presence and he turns and begins to introduce himself. I cover the last 2 meters at nearly a full sprint. The shock in his eyes is priceless as the knife I hid up the sleeve of my robe slices through his throat. As a Capsuleer, I no longer have need for a helmsman. I lower the dying man to the ground savoring his last moments. The emotions of your final moments is something that is unfamiliar to an immortal like myself. Watching the panicked emotions of ones last moments of life is truly one of the simple pleasures in life. I watch as the life slowly fades from his eyes. The sound of two laser carbines startles me from my revelry. I turn to face the two young security officers casually brushing the hood off my head. The silver lines crossing my skull, throws them off-balance. I can sense their confusion over one of my kind being in this section of the station. The younger of the two blurts out a question. I barely hear my own voice as it responds to the cattle. I simply say that they man tried to attack me. My contact ensured that the security feeds from the hallway were disabled. How quickly they believe me. Though I couldn't blame them who would expect that a capsuleer would bother to kill someone out of his pod. I could will the self destruction of one of my ships killing thousands what is the life of one. They actually escort me back to my ship's quarters not wanting any harm to come to me. As I plug myself back into my capsule, the memories of the mans death replay in side my head. Somethings are worth the required mingling with the Bound. As my capsule seals itself within my Zealot I notice that I have received a message from station security.

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In a surprising shock of efficiency, they actually managed to find the mans identity, Victor Ceslan. In a delightful turn of events it seems he was recently rejected from the program to become one of the unbound. Something to do with a prior neck injury possibly causing complications with the interface implantation. That should ensure that no legal troubles should arise from my activities. five days later... Concord sends me a message indicating a capsuleer corp has purchased a writ of war against me. A young corp, most of the members are barely 2 months from their rebirth. Maybe they are upset over one of numerous transgressions. They may be able to provide this ancient some distraction. Two days later... Damn... Aura informs me that my warp drive is inoperable. My guns go silent as the enemy Blackbird manages to jam me. The rest of the corp falls upon my Zealot, going for the kill. I watch as my armor slowly begins to dwindle. This rookies fight surprisingly well together. My ship ejects my capsule when the last sliver of structure holding my ship together disappears. Somehow the enemy Raptor manages to lock and scramble my pod. Over the system communications beacon one of my enemies speaks “Enjoy your afterlife...” The medtechs in Capsuleer training tell you that the neurotoxin that stops your brain function is painless... They are wrong. As the weapons of my enemies destroy the

capsule the sharp pain of neurotoxin death embraces my body. As I slowly begin to awaken in my new body my enemies last comment gnaws at me. As an unbound he should know that my pods destruction is not my actual death. I shall enjoy hunting him down and giving him a taste of his his own afterlife. I slowly open my eyes expecting the sharp white light of the cloning facility to hurt my never before used eyes. I attempt to sit up from clone storage bay but find myself still restrained. Figures that the worthless cattle of a medtech would be lacks in his duty. As my new body gets used to its new eyes, I can begin to make out a person hovering over me.“I've been waiting for my corp mates to kill you. Seems like they finally succeeded.” As my sight clears some more I recognize the silver tracing of a Capsuleers implants on a vaguely familiar face. I try to speak, but am unable to yet from the after effects of the cloning process. “You know normal humans say that older Capsuleers begin to lose their humanity, their respect for human life. Now that couldn't be farther from the truth, now could it?” Where is that medtech? My thoughts begin to race trying to place the Capsuleer. “My brother used to argue that in a way Capsuleers are the future of humanity, the immortal watchman of our time. He convinced me to apply with him to become a Capsuleer. Sadly Victor's broken neck prevented him from becoming a

capsuleer.” Suddenly the familiarity of the pilots face to the cattle that I had killed in that hallway a week ago became apparent. I struggle helplessly against the restraints of the storage bay as my fellow immortal puts a knife against my neck. “You know the advantage of not being a Capsuleer long is that I have no problem leaving my Pod to investigate my brothers death. It took me almost 3 days to track your contact. He was quite willing to speak when he realized that he faced the wrath of a Capusleer. He was even so kind as to help me block out the security cameras in this cloning bay...” How dare this young insolent pup! He would kill a fellow Unbound over the life of a pitiful mortal! I feel the knife slide gently along my throat. “For Victor...” The brothers leans closer to my face as darkness begins to creep from the edges of my sight. “I really must remember to enjoy the simple pleasures, Don't you agree...”------------------------------------------------------------------

> Like it? Send us your feedback, also if you want to send a chronicle/short-story of your own, eve mail ‘riverini’ sans quotes and we will be more than willing to have your chronicle published. *|

A while ago during Brainstorming session, we wanted to give to our fellow Cosmopewlitans readers an unique insight to the psychic of one of the most Loved or Hated personalities of the EVE Online Universe. After a long giggling session, we came to the realization that there was no other subject more in the need of having his mind dissected than the elussive SirMolle.

As many of you might remember, SirMolle was the leader of the BoB Coalition and the So-Called GBC group, which grew to be of the most feared and ironically most laughted at coalitions of EVE after it’s expectacular and totally unexpected fail-scade. Still SirMolle picked up the pieces of his fallen empire and patiently waited for it to be reborn and now he decided to exact his personal vendetta, no matter what.

Now, more than 3 months after his annoucement to go on a full on war against the Northern Coalition, which have proven to be a “a really tough nut to break” there haz been a stale mate in hostilies, some allies have been lost and rumors grow in the lower ranks about another impending and shameful failscade for the Great White Elephant.

As an editor for an space magazine, i had trouble finding the right person to go into the lion’s den and come back with the words, still after a long session of thoughs i had the right person to do this interview, a person who has always been adamant into his Truth Finding quest, had the Iron Will to take on this paramount task and more importantly a person with enought Credibility to give Chribba a run for his money, and that person was the one and only Derek Chu, he accepted and this is what he got from THE MAN.- riverini.

Finally!

SirMolleTalks!

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Interview

Derek Chu > you need to take off that CSPA charge Molly

SirMolle > lol

SirMolle > you have to pay in order to speak with me m8

Derek Chu > well ty for accepting my convo cause I know you are a very busy man

SirMolle > :)

Derek Chu > the reason why I pm you was to get a close interview on your ideas and vision about this war… I’m also planning on interviewing Vuk Lau to get his side of the story

Derek Chu > But I want to get your opinion first

SirMolle > well tbh m8 I don’t talk to forum trolls

Derek Chu > Well I’m not gonna troll you that hard giggles… but a lot of pilots would love to hear your reasonings

SirMolle > ok fair enough, I don’t log on this character much atm so hold up and let me bring one of my alts into this convo.

Messiah Killeon > o/

Messiah Killeon > <<< this is my alt to avoid people at times

Derek Chu > german giggles hehe… I know how you feel I do the same

Messiah Killeon > so where do you want to start?

Derek Chu > Well what made you decide to invade the north with the entire SC?

Messiah Killeon > well after BoB collapsed and IT became our new alliance I promised myself to go after all the alliances that help burn my old alliance

Messiah Killeon > it may have been almost two years of hard work but now we are at a point to get some revenge for the damages caused

Derek Chu > So no moons, stations or regions?

Messiah Killeon > well that is not my ultimate plan, overall I would like to see the NC burn and if regions fall cause of it i’ll find a way to split those regions up to some of my pets

Derek Chu > hmmm… well with the NC vs SC thing numbers are pretty even on both sides would you agree?

Messiah Killeon > aye, my numbers are much different to nc numbers, most of my pet alliances are harder fighters than nc fighters but we do lack a force during the us timezone which makes our campaign hard

Messiah Killeon > most of my men are in euro timezone and a lot of them are Russian and can’t speak English very well so communications are hard

Derek Chu > next time get German pilots cause we are leet :)

Messiah Killeon > lol

Derek Chu > German Giggles

Messiah Killeon > tbh this war is in my eyes are just for shits and giggles. My alliance has saved enough isk to cover our losses so this is just pure fun and revenge for us

Derek Chu > How about all the other alliances that you lead into this war? What about reimbursing them for their losses?

Messiah Killeon? Well before the war started I’ve discussed this with many of the leaders of several alliances such as –A- and Atlas and their pets to make sure they cover their own losses

Messiah Killeon > I made sure that IT will lead more of the charge since it is my idea to invade the north

Derek Chu > ah makes sense

Messiah Killeon > I admit that charge into h-w and loggin off our caps was a bad idea but the fc’s who made those decisions underestimated the nc force and we all agreed to do so

Derek Chu > well that was dumb imo. H-w is the heart of the Nc and you guys got a taste of true pvp :p

Messiah Killeon > true pvp lol

Derek Chu > well the sc isn’t any better

Messiah Killeon > yes we are

Derek Chu > nope sorry

Messiah Killeon > hey is this an interview or are you going to just troll me?

Derek Chu > I’m not even trolling you… I was asking you normal questions

Derek Chu > all I said is that the NC is better and that’s my opinion

Messiah Killeon > I don’t have time for this I have many things to do

Derek Chu > Dood get your head out your **s you are not that important

Messiah Killeon > oh yeah. I command the largest army in eve history

Derek Chu > lol. People don’t follow you m8. nobody cares about your policies or fail ideas

Messiah Killeon > look m8 I tell my people wat to do and they just do it

Derek Chu > u mad?

Messiah Killeon > block

Messiah Killeon > good day sir

Derek Chu > the SC is the Dark side of EVE and NC is the light! In the end good will win over evil

Messiah Killeon > FU

Derek Chu > I thought I was blocked? Lol

Messiah Killeon > bah

Derek Chu > I’ll block you now. Good day and German Giggles/Hugs to you.

[01:09:55] Derek Chu > Block

[01:12:10] Messiah Killeon > hey

[01:15:33] Messiah Killeon > unblock me

[01:45:01] Messiah Killeon > FU

[02:30:15] Messiah Killeon > You still there?

[02:49:03] Messiah Killeon > ok I’m leaving now

[03:27:24] Messiah Killeon > I’m brining in my main into this chat

[03:42:01] SirMolle > you there m8?

[03:59:13] SirMolle > I need to talk to you

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Derek Chu’s

Local Chat:

XTRA’SFor this issue i concentrated in just three features, i hope you guy share some of the nicest things about eve you can find on the web, this is more about “fan service” than practical info, so if you got someting nice to share, eve-mail me to “riverni” credit it up and i’ll post it for us all to crave. XD

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RetticsLog:The ChronofileWe Start with one of my favorite sites, not only because of the great detail in true design, but for the relatively constant updates and the really diverse subject this site blogs are about.

Rettic’s blog are by far and large one of the most enjoyables EVE online Site/Blogs, not only because he mostly post interesting things instead of self centered stories, but because whenever he is going to ramble about something he is short and concise also it rocks because there is an Ishtar on the cover (yeah am a gallente byatch!):

Site: http://www.rettic.com

Smoking Hot!

2SOUNDS FORFLYING suitesCurated by Rettic.Several months ago, reading Brendan Drains (Nyphur) great column at massively.com, i came upon a comment that pointed towards this series of suites, at the moment there were just Vol.1 and Vol.2 a little apprensive myself, i downloaded one track (western) and inmediatedly that was my PVE grinding track.

All i can say to you guys is download this beauty and to CCP, hire this guy (Rettic), your juke box while good to some extend, but it looks pale in comparison to this musical love.

Site: http://www.rettic.com

Cool as Shit!

Guilty!

BDSMAward!

3ev0ke are nazis:DIRECTORS CUTEXTENDED EDITION[LODRA]The best EVE related video of all time, better than Buttlerfly Effect, Future Stuff, Hulkageddon videos all togheter.

Let’s face it, during prolongued wars, high troops morale is even best than a doomsday at Jita 4-4 during sunday prime-time, this video which is a reply to a decent anti-goon propaganda video, both made for the Goons-ev0ke war (which ev0ke held their field IRC) was one of the best morale boosters for the whole NC/SC Campaing (which the NC Won).

Gatling-gun touting courier vans, musical acts, rocket flying bikes, high fiving abuse, german love. I mean you name it and this video haz it, seriously.

Video at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdJqBBb4yO4

Most Bad Ass!

Jew!

GOLDAward!

w00t?:Rants Explainedby Riverini.

this Month’s Top Highlights:> A Northern Invasion was all for the Good Fights>AJ Regard trying to spin his H-W shitty FC’ing

>Bobby Atlas showing some common sense and taking his back troops home.

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Whether it be a wall of text, an EVE inspired poem, the crazy rants of a miner who just got ganked or an amazing troll, some of things are actually worth mentioning for those who missed it, i’ll be posting short bits here of forum drama, user submitted articles and other stuff which is worth mentioning and that some peps might have missed.

i’ll be implementing a LOL-Rating system based on stars.

Also i’ll be posting the Hot Topics seen from Kugutsumen, ScrapHeap and CAOD.

If u want to send stuff, please eve mail ‘riverini’

If there is something that gets my nerves is someone who messes up outta stuborness and then try to justify himself again and againso here is my challenge: Send me the best shot u got at AJ Regard and i can personally guarantee you that he won’t be spinning it here.Take it outta your chest.

On a very positive note, this cool be called the post of the month, a very good, diferently from the above bullet, it take alot ofballs to say, SHIT GUYS I MESSED UP, so Kudos to Bobby for a very wise decision, and a well written ally mail.

There is a narco-saying in colombia that goes “Business with rich people, party with pre-paid plastic and fishing with dinamite”. that’s right, leave nothing at odds.

PandemicEpic Troll!posted on the EVE ISD Site but takendown quickly, still some peps managedto repost on the Kugu:

The Ballad ofthe StrandedCapitals.Our very own Salivan Harddin wrote anlittle song for all those titans loggedoff in H-W. (kind of remind me to theWindows Vista Blues)

KFIE-Z, Delve - As war rages on between the Northern Coalition [NC] and Southern Coalition [SC], Pandemic Legion attacks IT Alliance in Delve after receiving 200 billion ISK from an anonymous NC capsuleer.

Under new leadership, Pandemic Legion are currently attacking from KFIE-Z, hitting IT's infrastructure and allies to keep them from fully committing to the war against the NC.

Pandemic Legion head diplomat, Jogyn explained the reason for their attacks on IT in Delve: "We don't work closely with the NC at all. It's common knowledge that we took 200 billion ISK from an anonymous NC member to keep IT busy in Delve."

Jogyn claims that the ISK they received to fight IT is being used to pay for 4 titans they lost in a previous battle in Y-2ANO, Fountain.

The distraction to IT in their home region seems to be working as they have lost several high-end moons to Pandemic Legion, who have managed to take down a Titan and a Supercarrier during attacks, while suffering no capital losses of their own. They have however lost a few interdictors during the skirmishes.

The recent success, according to Jogyn, is due to the new leader of Pandemic Legion: "Ray Butts is the reason for our latest success really. Mostly Ray has used armor hacs in a fist formation to wreak havoc amongst the hostiles." Their fist formation has been described as follows: the fleet forms tightly around a Damnation like a fist, with a Guardian logistics as the "thumb", the whole of which is then driven straight through the middle of an enemy fleet.

The war continues daily between NC forces and SC forces, however Pandemic Legion have ensured they are doing their bit as they give IT some problems to deal with in Delve.

For this article the Intersteller Correspondents attempted to contact IT alliance for their side of the story through Michelle Jarre, however no response was received.

A little song for all those titans logged off in H-W:

GOTTA GANK THEM ALL\Salivan Harddin

I want to be the very bestLike no one ever wasTo gank them is my real testTo loot them is my cause (oooh)I will travel across spaceSearchin' far and wideEach titan to gankThe lewt that's inside! (lewt inside!)

Titan!It's you and my 200 men fleet.I know it's my destiny!Titan!Ooh you're my best killIn a universe we must defend!Titan!A lewt so goodOur guns will pull us throughYou DD me and I'll gank youtitan!(Gotta gank 'em) Gotta gank 'em Gotta gank 'em all!

Every rape cage along the wayWith probers I will faceI will battle everydayTo claim my rightful killmail!Come to me, the time is right!There's no better coalitionOne titan at a time, we'll win the fight!It's always been a dream!

Titan!It's you and my 200 men fleet.I know it's my destiny!Titan!Ooh you're my best killIn a universe we must defend!Titan!A lewt so goodOur guns will pull us throughYou DD me and I'll gank youtitan!(Gotta gank 'em) Gotta gank 'em (titan!)

Titan!It's you and my 200 men fleet.I know it's my destiny!Titan!Ooh you're my best killIn a universe we must defend!Titan!A lewt so goodOur guns will pull us throughYou DD me and I'll gank youTitan!(I'll gank you!)(Gotta gank 'em Gotta gank 'em Gotta gank 'em all!Titan!

OMG!TROLL PORN!

PETSOUTHERN

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SC WeaknessPointed At.Czech Lion posted a very insightful reply to the NC/SC war post in Kugu, proof that there are still good posters in what had become the “Troll Central”.The biggest difference between south and north is the different way how alliances make money (grunts do it similar everywhere).

Say the industry base is same, and corps/people everywhere have some bpos, mepire business, etc.

NC wealth comes from the thousand moons, SC wealth comes from moons in case of IT block, in case of AAA block in split moons/renters and Atlas block in renters income.So whilst SC tried to hit NC moons to disrupt their income and failed mostly, if you attack Atlas/Cow/GC and their

renters, you can several hamper alliance cap reinbursment and other programs, ability to replace sbuś and tcu´s just by killing renters and buring the sapce to hell, without taking high end moons (hint there is 1 in scalding for example, insmother has 0, wicked 2 afaik.) These regions up to Detorid are vulnerable due to:a) being close to curse you can easily base out ofb) running a monopoly scheme renter business on top with Atlas

If you collapse the system, only here, in drone regions and partly in aaa renter system you can endanger the alliances living there.Atlas gets 49.153 bil in May 2010 in rent alone. Its more than 60% of the income on alliance lvl. Even more the system works in Cow/GC financials.

Now reserves are one thing, but most alliance in eve need fluid isk every month as they are horrible financial experts and plus its a game, so why save money. Its not RL, thus if you can kill renters, make their space unhabitable and dont even touch atlas/gc/cow sov.......you can majorly weaken them, much more than people think and much more their members think.

And it doesnt take much, Cursed could if they would like do it with 1 region with 500 men. If they get right support, they can make wonders to the spreadsheets of renters.

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Gone with the(Solar) Wind.War on EVE can summon some of the most profound feelings, sometimes allyou need is a poet with the propper words to put it all in to context.midnightduck did a great job:

RENAL FAILURE N-HSK0Well, what can i say, these guys went on a roam and ended up drinking semenstraight from the semen carton, if your know what I mean.Mjed explains how the red dramiel/ceptor gang failed in this concise report.

It is a great day in eve, at least, a great day to die. A great man once said, "the only good pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die". That is how the NC operates. Giving everything they have and more because anything else is unacceptable...

...With this in mind the fleet stood ready to defend their home. Undermanned and outgunned the objective was simple, hold the enemy until the full force of the fleet can be organized and form the main counter attack.

Simple as the objective was the task (literally in front of them) seemed almost impossible. The NC formed the fleet around a lone pos, for once if fell the system would be lost.

This was the NC's elite, the best of the best, and a silence drew out over the COMs as orders where patiently awaited. The peace did not last long, a sudden flash of the overview signaled in the enemy’s attack. The enemy fleet composition was poor compared to the NC's elite, the next generation tier two modules and superior leadership made for a potent combination that brought death down among their enemy’s.

The pos guns tore into the hulls of the enemy battleships, large auto cannons hurling slugs of ammo that passed through the ships as if they where not even they’re.... then the capitals arrived. Coming in from all side’s dreads, carriers, motherships, and titans came to challenge the stalwart defenders. Not without tricks of their own the pos suddenly came to life as a small capital fleet of their own formed.

Although vastly outnumbered and dieing by the score the defenders kept the POS alive. Then came the doomsdays, surprisingly the death rained down on the jump bridge, sealing off the lifeline between the reinforcements and the defenders at the pos. with the pos guns low or out of ammo, and the majority of the fleet decimated the enemy knew victory was near. Wrecks littered the area, and the defenders last-ditch effort was put into play.

Quickly relaying information with the FC of the reinforcement fleet, The NC defenders retreated back into the safety of their pos. some may have taken this as a sign of defeat, but true to their spirit the defenders rallied what was left of their group around the Ragnarok class titan, a fitting name to the ship that would usher in the doom of the enemy fleet.

We were plexing in N-H in Vale of the Silent. We saw the red frigate gang and most of us are FCs taking a break from 'da war, and we commented on how much we hate stupid roaming frigate gangs because they're so hard to kill and not much fun to try, unless you have like, smart bombs or old-style doomsday. But they're great to fly in because they kill the weak and the lazy.

So we're doing this plex and we noticed a dramiel drops core scanner probes. They're looking for us. He stays in system, the other 30 guys hit the rest of the constellation and get a few kills.

The dramiel warps in on us, we engage him with drones, he logs off. Quickly, however, he logs back in, their gang starts jumping into system and soon landing in the first room. And I'm on comms saying, "Wait guys, wait wait wait..." We are a domi, a hyperion, and two guardians.

Once enough of them had come in, we set off our trap. 95% of them died, we got a few pods, too. I think a sabre, stabber, and enyo survived.

The plex? http://wiki.eveonline.com/en/wiki/Gurista_Military_Complex GURISTAS DOOMSDAY BEST DOOMSDAY

Thanks for the good fights in local, ya'll. Was fun. Please post your killmails, I would love to see our efforts and what epic loot didn't drop. ;-)

- riverini: for those who don’t know, there are some complexes that triggers a smartbomb and does 6k dmg no matter what’s the ships sig. radius, they waited for them to warp in and then activated the trigger, killing most of the gang.

Nothing like voice comms when a system is locked down.

Everyone was camping gates or enemy POSes rape cages in H-W9TY.

The banter was light and comms quiet. Suddenly a mic was opened and there was some serious breathing, slight moans of pleasure, and some skin/skin sounds.

In the boredom, someone was wankin' on the Team Speak. It caused quite a stir and outburst of laughter.

Push-to-talk while reaching for something to catch?

The wanker was not identified. Lucky him.

Half a meter, Half a meter,Half a meter onward,

All in the field of deathFlew the two hundred.

"Forward the North Brigade!"Charge for the guns!" he said:

Into the field of deathFlew the two hundred

Doomsday to the right of them,Doomsday to the left of them,

Doomsday in front of themVolley'd and Sundered;

Storme'd at with beam and shell,Boldly they flew and well,

Into the jaws of Death,Into the mouth of HellFlew the two hundred

Flash'd all their Logistics bare,Flash'd as they repped their share,

Healing the Titan there,Charging a fleet, while all the game wondered:

Plunged in the lasers lightRight thro' the fleet they broke;

Cossack and Russian.Reel'd from the Cyno burst

Shatter'd and sunder'dThen they flew back, but not

Not the two hundredDoomsday to the right of them,Doomsday to the left of them

Doomsday behind themVolleye'd and Sundered;

Storm'd at with laser and shell,While Ship and hero fell,

They that had fought so wellCame thro' the jaws of DeathBack from the mouth of Hell,

All that was left of them,Left of two hundred

But their cyno did not fade!O the wild charge they made!

All the game wondered.And so the charge they made,

Brought forth the troops to their aid,And so the battle they had wonBut at the cost of all but one.Honor the charge they made,

Honor the north brigade,Noble two hundred.

The

Chargeof the

NorthernBrigade.lyrics by ‘midnightduck’

YES!FACE RAPE!

BRING IT BABY!If you want to collaborate with your rants just eve mail me ‘riverini’ and the bestrants will be posted be it pro NC, pro SC, pro life, pro choice, what ever.

A Short OneLast but no least, Da'iel Zehn sent thisnice H-W siege inspired submission.