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Student A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF WOMEN

ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: Wo DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Don't even go there

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface usually covered with a

painted film.

2. Boils at nothing, freezes without

reason.

3. Melts if given special treatment.

4. Bitter if incorrectly used.

5. Found in various states ranging

from virgin metal to common ore.

6. Yields to pressure applied to

correct points.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver,

platinum, and precious stones.

2. Absorbs great quantities of

expensive substances.

3. May explode spontaneously without

prior warning, and for no known reason.

4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity

greatly increased by saturation in alcohol.

5. Most powerful money-reducing

agent known to man.

COMMON USES:

1. Highly ornamental, especially in

sports cars.

2. Can be a great aid to relaxation.

3. Very effective cleaning agent.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink

when discovered in natural state.

2. Turns green when placed beside a

better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in

experienced hands.

2. Illegal to possess more than one,

although several can be maintained at

different locations as long as specimens do

not come into direct contact with each

other.

If I _______ a boy even just for a day

I'd roll out of ______ in the morning

And throw on _____ I wanted

And go drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls

I'd kick it with _____ I wanted

And I'd never get confronted for it

'Cause they stick up for _____

If I were a boy

I think I ______ understand

How it feels to love a girl

I swear I'd be a better man

I_____ listen to her

'Cause I know how it hurts

When you lose the _____ you wanted

'Cause he's taking you for granted

And __________ you had got destroyed

If I were a boy

I ______ turn off my phone

Tell everyone it's broken

So they'd _______ that I was sleeping alone

I'd put myself first

And _______ the rules as I go

'Cause I know that she'd be faithful

Waiting for me to ______ home, to come home

___ I were a boy

I think I could understand

How it feels to _____ a girl

I swear I___ be a better man

I'd listen ___ her

'Cause I know ____ it hurts

When you lose the one _____ wanted

'Cause he's taking you ___ granted

And everything you ___ got destroyed

It's a little ____ late for you to come back

Say it's just a ______

Think I'd forgive you like that

If you ______ I would wait for you

You thought wrong

But you're just a _________

____ don't understand

And you don't understand, oh

How it feels to love a __________

Someday you wish you _____ a better man

You don't listen___ her

_______________ You don't care how it hurts

you lose the one you wanted

'Cause you're taking her for granted

And everything you had got _________

But you're just a boy

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Student B CHEMICAL ANALYSIS OF MEN

ELEMENT: MAN SYMBOL: Ego DISCOVERER: Eve.

OCCURRENCE: Large quantities in all populated areas. Highly concentrated deposits at all

sporting events and areas known as "singles bars". Extremely low quantities can be

found in any location where cleaning up is required. (See Women and Slave Labor)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Surface often covered with hair.

2. Boils when inconvenienced, freezes

when faced with Logic and Common Sense.

3. Melts if treated like a God.

4. Can cause headaches and severe

body aches; handle with extreme caution.

5. Obnoxious when mixed with C*H*-

OH (any alcohol).

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:

1. Is repelled by concentrated

quantities of precious and semi-precious

metals and stones (See Jewelery Store).

2. May explode spontaneously if wallet

is opened.

3. Requires copious quantities of

substances known as attention,

reassurance, and stroking.

4. When saturated with Alcohol will be

fairly inert and will repel most other

elements.

5. Is repelled by most household

appliances and common household

cleansers.

6. Is repelled by small children clothed

in diapers, particularly those of the

malodorous variety.

7. Usually willing to react with

whatever is available.

8. Most powerful embittering and

aggravating agent known to woman.

9. Is repelled by most household

appliances and common household

cleansers.

STORAGE:

a) Heavy boxes, top shelves, long walks late

at night, free dinners for Wo...

b) Can be used in recreational activities.

CAUTION:

Tends to react extremely violently when

other Man interferes with reaction to a

particular Wo specimen.

If I were a boy even just for _____

I____ roll out of bed in the morning

And throw on what I ______

And go drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls

I__ kick it with who I wanted

And I'd never get confronted ____ it

'Cause they stick up for me

If I ____ a boy

I think I _____ understand

How it feels to love a girl

I swear I'd be a ____ man

I'd listen to _____

'Cause I know _____ it hurts

When you lose the ____ you wanted

'Cause he's taking you for granted

And everything you had got

destroyed

___ I were a boy

I _____ turn off my phone

Tell everyone it's broken

So they'd think that I _____ sleeping

alone

I'd put myself first

And _____ the rules as I go

'Cause I know that she____ be

faithful

Waiting for me to come home, to

come _____

If I were a ______

I think I could understand

How it feels to ____ a girl

I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her

'Cause I know how it hurts

When you lose the one you wanted

'Cause he's taking you for granted

And _________ you had got

destroyed

It's a little too ______ for you to

come back

Say it's just a mistake

Think I'd forgive you like that

If you thought I would wait for you

You ________ wrong

But you're just a boy

You don't understand

And you don't _________, oh

How it feels to love a girl

Someday you wish you were a

better man

You ______ listen to her

You don't care how it hurts

Until you lose the one you wanted

'Cause you're taking her for

granted

___ everything you had got

destroyed

But you're _____ a boy

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