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Lets Smile

Some famous quotes

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A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

School:

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A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Life Insurance

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A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Nurse

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It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a

woman gains her masters.

Marriage

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The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by

feminine waterpower.

Tears

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An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the

notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Lecture

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The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference

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The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got

the biggest piece.

Compromise

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A place where success comes before work.

Dictionary

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A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody

disagrees later on.

Conference Room

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A banker provided by nature.

Father

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Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are

early.

Boss

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One who shakes your hand before elections and your

Confidence after.

Politician

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A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Doctor

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Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Classic

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A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Smile

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A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Office

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The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Yawn

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A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Etc.

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Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing

can be done together.

Committee

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The name men give to their mistakes.

Experience

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An invention to end all inventions.

Atom Bomb

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A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

Philosopher