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Lets Smile
Some famous quotes
A place where Papa pays and Son plays.
School:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Life Insurance
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Nurse
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a
woman gains her masters.
Marriage
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by
feminine waterpower.
Tears
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'
Lecture
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Conference
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got
the biggest piece.
Compromise
A place where success comes before work.
Dictionary
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody
disagrees later on.
Conference Room
A banker provided by nature.
Father
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are
early.
Boss
One who shakes your hand before elections and your
Confidence after.
Politician
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Doctor
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Classic
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Smile
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Office
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Yawn
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Etc.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing
can be done together.
Committee
The name men give to their mistakes.
Experience
An invention to end all inventions.
Atom Bomb
A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death
Philosopher