chuck - 4x01 - chuck versus the anniversary.hdtv.lol.en

8/7/2019 Chuck - 4x01 - Chuck Versus the Anniversary.HDTV.LOL.en

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100:00:01,082 --> 00:00:05,419And the king was freed,and the castle was restored,

200:00:05,487 --> 00:00:08,756"and the Frost Queen returnedhome once more.

300:00:08,824 --> 00:00:10,990"This time, she was a hero.

400:00:11,058 --> 00:00:14,126"And the Frost Queenpromised her children

500:00:14,193 --> 00:00:18,464that she wouldnever ever leave them again."

600:00:18,531 --> 00:00:19,632Good story?

700:00:19,633 --> 00:00:21,802I liked it.The prince was cool.

800:00:21,870 --> 00:00:23,038Yes, he was.

900:00:23,039 --> 00:00:25,469Just like mylittle Chuck.

1000:00:25,537 --> 00:00:28,338

Mom?Yeah?

1100:00:28,406 --> 00:00:30,672Are you going away again?

1200:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,075Just for a few days,

1300:00:33,143 --> 00:00:35,377then right backto you and Ellie.


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1400:00:35,444 --> 00:00:37,344Good night, honey.

1500:00:41,348 --> 00:00:43,248Love you.

1600:00:45,116 --> 00:00:48,818Not nearly as muchas I love you.

1700:00:52,589 --> 00:00:55,224My mom was a spy.

1800:00:55,292 --> 00:00:56,826

After she disappeared,my father spent

1900:00:56,827 --> 00:00:58,861the rest of his lifetrying to find her.

2000:00:58,928 --> 00:01:01,830Ellie and I thoughtshe left us,

2100:01:01,898 --> 00:01:03,198that she just walked away,

2200:01:03,199 --> 00:01:06,233but what if we were wrong?

2300:01:06,301 --> 00:01:07,935I need your help.

2400:01:07,936 --> 00:01:11,170I need you to help mefind my mom.

2500:01:11,238 --> 00:01:14,406Holy cow!

2600:01:14,474 --> 00:01:17,475I cannot beliethis was beneath your house.

2700:01:17,543 --> 00:01:18,643


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This is nuts!

2800:01:18,644 --> 00:01:20,810A secret spy base.

2900:01:20,878 --> 00:01:23,212I mean, it's got lasersand gadgets and...

3000:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,647neatly organized files.

3100:01:24,648 --> 00:01:26,648Hey, listen, why don't you justtell Casey and Sarah?

3200:01:26,716 --> 00:01:28,750Because I know whatthey're gonna try and do;

3300:01:28,818 --> 00:01:30,318they're gonna tryand stop me. They cannot.

3400:01:30,319 --> 00:01:31,786I have to findthe truth, Morgan-

3500:01:31,787 --> 00:01:33,754why my mom left,why she never came back.

3600:01:33,821 --> 00:01:35,322This is my search.

3700:01:35,323 --> 00:01:37,424No. It's our search.

3800:01:37,491 --> 00:01:39,259I'm in.

3900:01:39,260 --> 00:01:40,661Thanks.Yeah.

4000:01:40,662 --> 00:01:42,896Are you flexing?


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What?

4100:01:42,964 --> 00:01:44,664No, I was just kinda...I'm excited.

4200:01:44,665 --> 00:01:45,765Okay, good, good.

4300:01:45,766 --> 00:01:47,499I can't even tell you how much

4400:01:47,500 --> 00:01:48,867I appreciate your help on this.

4500:01:48,868 --> 00:01:50,601But listen, one very, very, veryimportant thing:

4600:01:50,602 --> 00:01:52,369we cannot tell anyone,not a soul.

4700:01:52,370 --> 00:01:55,204Not Sarah, not Casey,not Awesome, not Ellie.

4800:01:55,272 --> 00:01:56,405Not Ellie.

4900:01:56,406 --> 00:01:57,973I get it, I know.You promised her

5000:01:57,974 --> 00:01:59,540you weren't gonna be a spy,you know?

5100:01:59,541 --> 00:02:01,442So she clearly cannot know aboutour little rogue spy team

5200:02:01,510 --> 00:02:02,810that we're gonna start here

5300:02:02,811 --> 00:02:04,911outside of the government,


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secret to the spy world,

5400:02:04,979 --> 00:02:06,413team of two,army of one,

5500:02:06,414 --> 00:02:07,447highway to thedanger zone,

5600:02:07,448 --> 00:02:08,548live free ordie hard...

5700:02:08,549 --> 00:02:09,582

Buddy.Yeah?

5800:02:09,583 --> 00:02:13,152This is not the openingof a TV show.

5900:02:13,219 --> 00:02:14,319This is real life.

6000:02:14,320 --> 00:02:16,987

6100:02:22,492 --> 00:02:25,427Hey, Sarah, honey, is this thegun you were looking for?

6200:02:25,495 --> 00:02:27,362Yes, thank you. Igot everything, dude.

6300:02:27,363 --> 00:02:28,595You ready to go?She's still here?

6400:02:28,596 --> 00:02:30,630Hurry up.

6500:02:30,698 --> 00:02:32,365Yeah?

6600:02:32,366 --> 00:02:34,333


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8000:03:01,823 --> 00:03:03,357Like se the free world.

8100:03:03,358 --> 00:03:05,292Enjoy your retirement,Bartowski.

8200:03:08,729 --> 00:03:10,362What am I, what do I say?What do we...?

8300:03:10,363 --> 00:03:12,297I love you. That'sgood. I love you.

8400:03:12,365 --> 00:03:14,265I like that. I love you, too.

8500:03:16,301 --> 00:03:17,668Be safe, okay?

8600:03:17,669 --> 00:03:20,971Nothing is gonna keep mefrom coming back to yo

8700:03:21,038 --> 00:03:22,772Better not.

8800:03:22,773 --> 00:03:24,673Bye.

8900:03:29,677 --> 00:03:31,577Mr. Carmichael,we're all set.

9000:03:31,579 --> 00:03:33,746I have our tickets, clonedpassports, money belts.

9100:03:33,814 --> 00:03:35,748Let's do this.Back in the game.

9200:03:35,816 --> 00:03:38,317Me and you, real spies.


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9300:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,285Sunblock. We need sunblock.

9400:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,689

9500:03:54,733 --> 00:03:56,167Excuse me.

9600:03:56,168 --> 00:03:57,734Very sorry.

9700:03:57,735 --> 00:03:59,769Pardon me.

9800:04:24,524 --> 00:04:26,559I knew it.I was right.

9900:04:26,626 --> 00:04:28,427My mom's safe house.This is where she got

10000:04:28,428 --> 00:04:30,361all of her missionswhen I was a kid.

10100:04:30,428 --> 00:04:31,595You kn,speaking as the bookkeer

10200:04:31,596 --> 00:04:33,096for our int checki account,

10300:04:33,097 --> 00:04:35,298it mightave been a bit moreaffoable iwe started here

10400:04:35,366 --> 00:04:36,666and then travelede world.

10500:04:36,667 --> 00:04:38,901ah, we, we dn'treally kw about re,

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00:04:38,969 --> 00:04:40,703now did we?

10700:04:40,704 --> 00:04:41,737u got the code, buddy?

10800:04:41,738 --> 00:04:43,706Yeah. Yeah, code, code, code.

10900:04:43,807 --> 00:04:44,941Here y go.

11000:04:44,942 --> 00:04:46,375Thanks.Oh, and if we t second,

11100:04:46,376 --> 00:04:48,477we need to hea lile bit

11200:04:48,544 --> 00:04:50,078of a bget conversationjust because...

11300:04:50,079 --> 00:04:51,979Hey, Morga not now

11400:04:52,714 --> 00:04:54,614This is it.

11500:04:55,917 --> 00:04:57,817My dad never made it this far.

11600:05:01,421 --> 00:05:10,485Okay, Mom, where are you?

11700:05:10,552 --> 00:05:13,210And it's notght?

11800:05:13,278 --> 00:05:17,153Please tell methat it's not empty.

11900:05:18,794 --> 00:05:20,868I don't get it.

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00:05:20,935 --> 00:05:23,661I don't get it. All the intelled right back here.

12100:05:23,729 --> 00:05:25,334No. No, no, no,there's got to be something.

12200:05:25,335 --> 00:05:27,055There's got to be something.There's got to be a...

12300:05:27,056 --> 00:05:28,956a- a secret compartment,you know?

12400:05:28,963 --> 00:05:30,302Or a passageway

12500:05:30,303 --> 00:05:35,270or some clue that finallyleads us to my mom.

12600:05:35,338 --> 00:05:36,858Yeah.Come on.

12700:05:36,859 --> 00:05:39,017Come on!Come on!

12800:05:42,112 --> 00:05:45,992There's nothing.

12900:05:46,060 --> 00:05:49,087Okay, so we didn'tfind your mom, but, uh,

13000:05:49,155 --> 00:05:51,729maybe we founda new dumpling house, huh?

13100:05:51,783 --> 00:05:54,908All right,I don'know.

13200:05:55,995 --> 00:05:58,000Let's pack it up,


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13300:05:58,068 --> 00:05:59,387head home.

13400:05:59,388 --> 00:06:02,015Fuel up on some dumplingsand start again

13500:06:02,082 --> 00:06:03,468from scratch, okay?

13600:06:03,469 --> 00:06:05,375Now we can do this, you and I...

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00:06:10,310 --> 00:06:12,210All right.

13800:06:13,657 --> 00:06:15,730We got closethis time.

13900:06:15,798 --> 00:06:17,698I know we're goingto find her.

14000:06:29,648 --> 00:06:31,548Oh, Chuck.

14100:06:36,347 --> 00:06:42,898Transcrypt by www.addic7ed.com

14200:07:15,364 --> 00:07:16,697Talk to me, buddy,you know?

14300:07:16,698 --> 00:07:18,165Let it out.You want to cry?

14400:07:18,166 --> 00:07:20,066Go for it. I gottwo good shoulders.

14500:07:20,067 --> 00:07:21,167What are we doing?

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00:07:21,168 --> 00:07:23,104Why are we even botheringlooking for my mom?

14700:07:23,171 --> 00:07:25,073My dad ruined his lifetrying to find her.

14800:07:25,141 --> 00:07:27,809She could have come back anytime she wanted to, you know?

14900:07:27,877 --> 00:07:29,076We're easy to find.

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00:07:29,077 --> 00:07:30,244Her, not so much.

15100:07:30,245 --> 00:07:32,145I'm done, man.I- I think I'm done.

15200:07:32,147 --> 00:07:34,648Listen, you had to try, right?

15300:07:34,716 --> 00:07:36,616Don't move, Chuck.

15400:07:36,617 --> 00:07:37,951Get over here!

15500:07:37,952 --> 00:07:39,252Morgan. Morgan, Morgan.Coming, coming.

15600:07:39,253 --> 00:07:42,321Give me them keys.

15700:07:42,389 --> 00:07:44,823Yeah, here you go, sir. Herethey are. Here are your keys.

15800:07:44,891 --> 00:07:46,891Just don't, please don'tshoot me or Chuck.

15900:07:46,959 --> 00:07:48,526


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Look, if this is has anythingto do with my mom

16000:07:48,527 --> 00:07:50,428or-or Albania or Tangiers,

16100:07:50,496 --> 00:07:52,830or that-that cafe in Budapest whichwas... Oh, that was not even...

16200:07:52,898 --> 00:07:55,332Anyway, the point is we haveexplanations for all of that.

16300:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,300

What are you talking about?I'm here for the car.

16400:07:57,302 --> 00:07:59,536I'm a repo man!

16500:07:59,604 --> 00:08:01,072Repo man. Morgan?

16600:08:01,073 --> 00:08:02,273Right.

16700:08:02,274 --> 00:08:04,508We haven't made a paymentin four months.

16800:08:04,576 --> 00:08:05,976The car cost $900.

16900:08:05,977 --> 00:08:08,212Yeah, but we're $43,000in debt. I was gonna...

17000:08:08,280 --> 00:08:10,415Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! What? What?43 what?

17100:08:10,483 --> 00:08:12,616$43,000 debt, and that's...that's above the CIA money

17200:08:12,684 --> 00:08:14,584


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you had saved upbecause being a spy,

17300:08:14,585 --> 00:08:15,852apparently is really expensive.

17400:08:15,853 --> 00:08:18,120Why didn't you...why didn't you tell me?

17500:08:18,188 --> 00:08:19,788Well, you were so busylooking for your mom...

17600:08:19,789 --> 00:08:22,424

Enough chitchat.Get away from that car.

17700:08:22,492 --> 00:08:24,159Just, uh, Chuck,give him a little,

17800:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,793you know what I mean,Intersect style.

17900:08:25,794 --> 00:08:27,361I don't do kung fu anymore,buddy.

18000:08:27,362 --> 00:08:28,829You got some chop-socky, boy?

18100:08:28,830 --> 00:08:30,730No, no chop-socky here, sir.

18200:08:30,765 --> 00:08:32,266Fresh outof chop-socky.

18300:08:32,267 --> 00:08:34,167Take the car.

18400:08:34,168 --> 00:08:36,068That's what I thought.

18500:08:37,037 --> 00:08:39,771


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My advice: get a job!

18600:08:39,839 --> 00:08:42,073Working on it.

18700:08:43,509 --> 00:08:46,777You know, Chuck, this doesnot happen to real spies.

18800:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,618I'm cornered. What do I do?

18900:08:57,686 --> 00:08:59,820MANUse the device.

19000:09:03,794 --> 00:09:05,694Make a moveand you're dead, Marko.

19100:09:05,695 --> 00:09:07,862Please, make a move.

19200:09:24,043 --> 00:09:26,477I thought you saidthe EMP was a fake.

19300:09:27,579 --> 00:09:29,913I was wrong.

19400:09:29,981 --> 00:09:31,047Beautiful, isn't it?

19500:09:31,048 --> 00:09:32,115Volkoff Industries'

19600:09:32,116 --> 00:09:34,316handheld EMP generator.

19700:09:34,384 --> 00:09:38,085Will fry every electric circuitin a three-klick radius.

19800:09:38,153 --> 00:09:39,987Volkoff's upping the ante.

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00:09:39,988 --> 00:09:42,022The building's elevatorsare knocked out.

20000:09:42,090 --> 00:09:44,458Mr. Volkoff's agentswill be here in minutes.

20100:09:44,525 --> 00:09:46,792You're trapped.

20200:09:46,860 --> 00:09:49,195Put down your guns.

20300:10:07,177 --> 00:10:09,278

You know, he reallyshould be here.

20400:10:09,346 --> 00:10:10,513Chuck's the Intersect.

20500:10:10,514 --> 00:10:12,115We could use him ona mission like this.

20600:10:12,116 --> 00:10:14,016I hate cracking intocomputer systems.

20700:10:14,017 --> 00:10:16,184Well, he made a promiseto his sister.

20800:10:16,252 --> 00:10:17,452Chuck doesn't wantto be a spy

20900:10:17,453 --> 00:10:18,986and have to lieabout it, too.

21000:10:18,987 --> 00:10:21,187Your boyfriend needssome big boy pants. He's a spy,

21100:10:21,255 --> 00:10:22,722he's good at it.


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21200:10:22,723 --> 00:10:24,990I know, Casey.You miss him, too.

21300:10:25,057 --> 00:10:27,325What? I don't miss him.

21400:10:27,393 --> 00:10:29,293Freeze now!

21500:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,231Oh, by the way,good idea to bring the chutes.

216

00:10:33,298 --> 00:10:35,198Thank you.

21700:10:36,534 --> 00:10:38,434

21800:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,182Yes, Chuck.

21900:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,184Yes. Nice. I like this.

22000:10:57,251 --> 00:10:58,551But l-less back.

22100:10:58,552 --> 00:10:59,786Maybe justkind of a...

22200:10:59,787 --> 00:11:01,154Hold that. Hold that.

22300:11:01,155 --> 00:11:02,989Right there, this wholesleepy confusion thing.

22400:11:02,990 --> 00:11:04,591That's digital sexright there, my friend.

22500:11:04,592 --> 00:11:06,058Morgan, what are you doing?


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22600:11:06,059 --> 00:11:07,959I'm putting the spark backin your relationship, dude.

22700:11:07,960 --> 00:11:09,294Trust me.Sarah's going to love these.

22800:11:09,295 --> 00:11:11,196What? Good. Yeah.Actually, if you don't mind,

22900:11:11,264 --> 00:11:12,297I'll hit the peck deck

a little bit.23000:11:12,298 --> 00:11:13,498Oh, and, uh...

23100:11:13,499 --> 00:11:15,233put baby oil, please.

23200:11:15,234 --> 00:11:16,534Lube it up.What?

23300:11:16,535 --> 00:11:17,968Ba-ba... What?

23400:11:17,969 --> 00:11:19,603Lube it up. Lubeit. No, no, no.

23500:11:19,604 --> 00:11:21,204Grease it up. Whateveryou're doing, please stop.

23600:11:21,205 --> 00:11:22,439Okay. Okay.

23700:11:22,440 --> 00:11:24,073I know you're downabout your mom, Chuck.

23800:11:24,074 --> 00:11:26,743Let's you and I have a little


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talk right now, man-to-man.

23900:11:26,810 --> 00:11:29,679Okay. Okay. Man-to-man talk.

24000:11:29,747 --> 00:11:31,681What are you doingin my room with baby oil?

24100:11:31,748 --> 00:11:33,648More importantly,you and Sarah, okay?

24200:11:33,650 --> 00:11:35,283'Cause every morning

you're waking up missing her,24300:11:35,284 --> 00:11:36,351acting like a sad sack.

24400:11:36,352 --> 00:11:37,619I mean, I-I understanda little bit,

24500:11:37,620 --> 00:11:39,353you know, you're-you'restuck in this

24600:11:39,354 --> 00:11:41,287long-distance relationship rightnow that's short on intimacy.

24700:11:41,355 --> 00:11:42,488That's okay. It's all right.

24800:11:42,489 --> 00:11:44,724But what you need to dois open your mind

24900:11:44,792 --> 00:11:46,459to what sextruly is.

25000:11:46,460 --> 00:11:48,360It's sexting.

25100:11:49,629 --> 00:11:51,863


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Yeah. Short for sext writing.

25200:11:51,931 --> 00:11:53,965It's intimacy for peoplein your situation.

25300:11:54,032 --> 00:11:55,699Sexting.

25400:11:55,700 --> 00:11:57,500Sex... sexting.

25500:11:57,501 --> 00:11:58,968Sexting.Sexting.

25600:11:58,969 --> 00:12:00,436Sexting. Buddy.

25700:12:00,437 --> 00:12:02,371Now that the terrible idsare t of the way,

25800:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,006I told Ellieabout the job hunt,

25900:12:04,007 --> 00:12:06,241and she's already lined upfive interviews for today.

26000:12:06,308 --> 00:12:07,408Okay.

26100:12:07,409 --> 00:12:08,710I'll grab our bus passes.

26200:12:08,711 --> 00:12:10,712But, uh, remember, um, sexting?

26300:12:10,780 --> 00:12:13,080Oh, yeah, sex talk?No, not going to happen.

26400:12:13,148 --> 00:12:15,015Good luckon the job hunt.


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26500:12:15,016 --> 00:12:17,250Fine. Do it myself.

26600:12:20,755 --> 00:12:22,622I am so glad you could come in.

26700:12:22,623 --> 00:12:24,057You know,with a rsum like this

26800:12:24,058 --> 00:12:25,858and a degreefrom Stanford, uh...

26900:12:25,859 --> 00:12:27,559it's astounding you haven'tbeen snatched up already.

27000:12:27,560 --> 00:12:28,994Snatch me up.

27100:12:28,995 --> 00:12:30,895I'm 100% snatchable.

27200:12:30,896 --> 00:12:33,097I'm sorry, I don't usethe word "snatch" very often

27300:12:33,165 --> 00:12:34,399for a myriadof reasons.

27400:12:34,400 --> 00:12:36,501Relax.hy are you so nervous?

27500:12:36,568 --> 00:12:39,603Uh... you know,I'm not normally.

27600:12:39,671 --> 00:12:42,172I- I'm normally... I'mnormally a smooth operator.

27700:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,274Like Sade.


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27800:12:44,341 --> 00:12:46,776But today hasbeen a strange,

27900:12:46,844 --> 00:12:48,811uh, day of interviews.

28000:12:48,879 --> 00:12:51,513Really? Well, how?

28100:12:51,581 --> 00:12:53,915Well, for starters,um, have you ever

282

00:12:53,982 --> 00:12:55,950had anyone fall asleepin an interview?

28300:12:58,186 --> 00:12:59,520Um, just after that,

28400:12:59,521 --> 00:13:01,855the person sitting inyour position got a little ill.

28500:13:04,191 --> 00:13:06,325Just after that, the interviewer

28600:13:06,393 --> 00:13:08,293started goinginto convulsions...

28700:13:09,629 --> 00:13:11,230The last interviewI just came from,

28800:13:11,231 --> 00:13:13,499they-they told me theywere going for a cup of coffee,

28900:13:13,566 --> 00:13:15,300and then they never came back.

29000:13:15,301 --> 00:13:18,804I mean, how long does it taketo get coffee?


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29100:13:18,871 --> 00:13:20,372That's really crazy.

29200:13:20,373 --> 00:13:22,207Yeah.Well, um...

29300:13:22,208 --> 00:13:24,576I think, Chuck, that I havesome good news for you.

29400:13:24,644 --> 00:13:25,811Good.Yeah.

29500:13:25,812 --> 00:13:28,146How would you like to join...?

29600:13:28,214 --> 00:13:30,682I thought I told themto hold my calls.

29700:13:30,750 --> 00:13:32,050I- I, uh... I... I don't think

29800:13:32,051 --> 00:13:33,951it's a good idea foryou to answer that.

29900:13:33,953 --> 00:13:35,587Hello.

30000:13:35,588 --> 00:13:37,488Yes.It's about you.

30100:13:38,124 --> 00:13:40,159What?

30200:13:40,226 --> 00:13:42,126Is... is everything okay?

30300:13:43,930 --> 00:13:45,830What's happening? Who is that?

30400:13:48,234 --> 00:13:50,702


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Uh...

30500:13:50,770 --> 00:13:53,772unfortunately, Mr. Bartowski,the position's been filled.

30600:13:53,839 --> 00:13:54,939What's happening? Who was that?

30700:13:54,940 --> 00:13:56,407And I'm going to have security

30800:13:56,408 --> 00:13:57,808escort you from the building.

30900:13:57,809 --> 00:13:59,609Wait. I'm s...Wait, wait, wait, wait.

31000:13:59,610 --> 00:14:01,445Hang on a second. What did I do?

31100:14:01,446 --> 00:14:03,146Who was thaton the phone?

31200:14:03,147 --> 00:14:05,180Perhaps I could explainwhatever the situation is.

31300:14:05,248 --> 00:14:06,982Gentlemen, this is completelyuncalled-for.

31400:14:06,983 --> 00:14:08,583Look on the bright side, Chuck.

31500:14:08,584 --> 00:14:10,484The bus has much more legroomthan the hatchback.

31600:14:11,987 --> 00:14:13,921There's a conspiracyagainst me.

31700:14:13,989 --> 00:14:16,690I don't know. I... always feel


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that way after a bad interview.

31800:14:16,758 --> 00:14:17,757Except, with me,the conspiracy

31900:14:17,758 --> 00:14:19,158has been goingon a lot longer.

32000:14:19,159 --> 00:14:20,292You know? Like, kindergarten.

32100:14:20,293 --> 00:14:21,926Morgan, what am I

supposed to do now?32200:14:21,927 --> 00:14:23,894These were Ellie's best leads.

32300:14:23,961 --> 00:14:26,061Where am I going to find a job?

32400:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,962Well, there's...always one place.

32500:14:31,997 --> 00:14:33,897Where?

32600:14:36,233 --> 00:14:38,235I can't believeit's back, Chuck.

32700:14:49,380 --> 00:14:51,480

32800:14:57,120 --> 00:14:58,787It's beautiful.

32900:14:58,788 --> 00:15:01,256I can't believe howfast they rebuilt it.

33000:15:04,193 --> 00:15:06,093Oh...


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33100:15:06,861 --> 00:15:08,761...my...

33200:15:11,262 --> 00:15:12,295Lord.

33300:15:12,296 --> 00:15:13,430Welcome to the Buy More.

33400:15:13,431 --> 00:15:15,365We're notopen yet, but...

33500:15:15,433 --> 00:15:18,035

but we are currentlyaccepting rsums.

33600:15:18,102 --> 00:15:19,269Are you interested?

33700:15:19,270 --> 00:15:21,137For what?

33800:15:21,138 --> 00:15:22,639A job.

33900:15:22,640 --> 00:15:23,940Maybe.

34000:15:23,941 --> 00:15:25,708What-what, uh, types

34100:15:25,709 --> 00:15:27,108of positions are available?

34200:15:27,109 --> 00:15:28,976I'm sure the store managercan help you with that.

34300:15:28,977 --> 00:15:30,544Have at it.

34400:15:30,545 --> 00:15:32,278Good luck.

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00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,147So nervous.

34600:15:34,148 --> 00:15:36,815Do you want me to show youaround the store?

34700:15:36,883 --> 00:15:38,450Yes, please.That would be delightful.

34800:15:38,451 --> 00:15:39,685Should I hold your hand?

34900:15:39,686 --> 00:15:41,621

No, you should not.Okay. Lead on.

35000:15:45,057 --> 00:15:46,957Um...

35100:15:48,158 --> 00:15:50,058Hello.

35200:15:51,460 --> 00:15:53,961My name is ChuckBartowski, and, uh...

35300:15:54,028 --> 00:15:56,863it's funny, uh...I- I used to work here.

35400:15:56,931 --> 00:15:59,465You still do work here.

35500:16:07,973 --> 00:16:09,206Hello, Chuck.

35600:16:09,207 --> 00:16:11,107Welcome back.

35700:16:19,203 --> 00:16:21,772Beckman had kittenswhen I told her about the EMP.

35800:16:21,839 --> 00:16:23,306She wants us to find out


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where Volkoff's

35900:16:23,307 --> 00:16:25,173building it so we canblow the place up.

36000:16:25,174 --> 00:16:26,408Another mission?

36100:16:26,409 --> 00:16:27,742We've been at it for months,

36200:16:27,743 --> 00:16:29,911and I haven't seen Chuck in...forever.

36300:16:29,979 --> 00:16:31,579There's something else.

36400:16:31,580 --> 00:16:33,180Beckman wants Chuckto come down here,

36500:16:33,181 --> 00:16:35,515take a look at the EMP,see if he flashes.

36600:16:35,583 --> 00:16:37,350Chuck is a civilian now.

36700:16:37,351 --> 00:16:40,053We can't force himto be a spy, can we?

36800:16:40,120 --> 00:16:43,189You might want to tellBeckman that yourself.

36900:16:45,992 --> 00:16:47,926Oh, Chuck.

37000:16:47,994 --> 00:16:49,927As you can see,we spared no expense

37100:16:49,995 --> 00:16:51,630recreating


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the Buy More.

37200:16:51,631 --> 00:16:53,531Um, yeah, uh, General,

37300:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,099I- I appreciatethe tour and all...

37400:16:55,100 --> 00:16:57,634It's no longer simplya retail store.

37500:16:57,702 --> 00:17:01,403It's now a full-fledged

CIA-NSA substation.37600:17:01,471 --> 00:17:03,471We can patch into

37700:17:03,539 --> 00:17:06,106security camerasall over the world.

37800:17:06,174 --> 00:17:07,641Satellite relays-

37900:17:07,642 --> 00:17:10,476NORAD, NASA,Strategic Air Command.

38000:17:10,544 --> 00:17:13,310Hit that red button,we go to DEFCON 1.

38100:17:16,714 --> 00:17:17,881Is that, uh...is that really

38200:17:17,882 --> 00:17:19,982the safest place to put that-out in the open?

38300:17:20,050 --> 00:17:21,650There's a new laser-basedsecurity system.

384


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00:17:21,651 --> 00:17:22,851General, this is crazy.

38500:17:22,852 --> 00:17:24,952You realize this is crazy.No, it's not.

38600:17:25,020 --> 00:17:28,088After the success ofOperation Bartowski,

38700:17:28,155 --> 00:17:30,789the president madeyou a priority.

388

00:17:30,857 --> 00:17:32,724I beg your pardon.The-the-the president president?

38900:17:32,725 --> 00:17:34,625Like, the actual...

39000:17:35,862 --> 00:17:37,296You're being totally serious.

39100:17:37,297 --> 00:17:39,398General, I am outof the spy game.

39200:17:39,465 --> 00:17:40,866You're outwhen I say you're out.

39300:17:40,867 --> 00:17:43,237If memory serves,you actually said,

39400:17:43,305 --> 00:17:45,622"Chuck, you are outof the spy game."

39500:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,099I changed my mind.

39600:17:47,100 --> 00:17:49,146You're back. Discussion over.

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00:17:49,214 --> 00:17:51,581And don't think you're goingto find another job.

39800:17:53,050 --> 00:17:54,984Why...?

39900:17:55,051 --> 00:17:56,351You... you... you.

40000:17:56,352 --> 00:17:58,019That was you on the phone,wasn't it?

40100:17:58,020 --> 00:18:00,221

You tanked my interviews,didn't you?

40200:18:03,725 --> 00:18:06,526Oh. Hi, Sarah.

40300:18:06,594 --> 00:18:07,927Back in town?Chuck, listen to me.

40400:18:07,928 --> 00:18:09,428You do not have to be a spy.

40500:18:09,429 --> 00:18:11,397Oh, no, no.I know. Yeah.

40600:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,698Beckman just offeredme a position,

40700:18:12,699 --> 00:18:14,599and I turned her down.

40800:18:15,101 --> 00:18:16,401How did she react?

40900:18:16,402 --> 00:18:18,302Well, she...

41000:18:19,238 --> 00:18:21,138Chuck, hello?


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41100:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,849Hey.

41200:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,817Hey.

41300:18:37,286 --> 00:18:39,020That went well, I think.

41400:18:39,021 --> 00:18:40,255I'm... I'm sorry.

41500:18:40,256 --> 00:18:42,090

I should have called,but we just got in.

41600:18:42,091 --> 00:18:43,791No, hey, it's fine-'cause you're here,

41700:18:43,792 --> 00:18:45,125and I'm here, and...

41800:18:45,126 --> 00:18:46,593and I miss you a lot.

41900:18:46,594 --> 00:18:49,062Mmm. Mmm.

42000:18:49,130 --> 00:18:50,530Mmm. I missed you, too.

42100:18:50,531 --> 00:18:52,865This is the mission thatjust won't end. I get it.

42200:18:52,933 --> 00:18:54,233It's important work, okay?

42300:18:54,234 --> 00:18:56,401But you're here now at leastfor a little while, right?

42400:18:56,469 --> 00:18:58,269Few weeks?


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42500:18:58,270 --> 00:19:00,138Days? Hours?Enough sap.

42600:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,106Hey, Sarah, what... Let's takea look at the mission at hand.

42700:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,074What are you...?Flash.

42800:19:08,778 --> 00:19:10,143Gah! Hah!

42900:19:10,144 --> 00:19:11,444Well?

43000:19:11,445 --> 00:19:14,111Thanks, Casey.

43100:19:14,178 --> 00:19:16,779EMP- uh, manufacturedin Venezuela

43200:19:16,847 --> 00:19:18,179at the Corta Veronafacility,

43300:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,680which isa subsidiary

43400:19:19,681 --> 00:19:20,781of Volkoff Industries.

43500:19:20,782 --> 00:19:22,115Who's Volkoff? Don't tell me.

43600:19:22,116 --> 00:19:24,649Alexei Volkoff-arms dealer, recluse.

43700:19:24,717 --> 00:19:27,252He's like the RussianHoward Hughes.


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45100:19:54,892 --> 00:19:56,491Chuck, can we talk?

45200:19:56,492 --> 00:19:57,791Of course. Anytime.About what?

45300:19:57,792 --> 00:19:59,359Well, I knowthis is awkward,

45400:19:59,360 --> 00:20:01,928but, um... I just have toask about the picture.

45500:20:03,363 --> 00:20:05,597What, uh... what picture?

45600:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,500Hi-oh.

45700:20:09,501 --> 00:20:10,735Chuck, do you wantto sext with me?

45800:20:10,736 --> 00:20:12,405Ah! No! I don't...

45900:20:12,406 --> 00:20:13,906I mean...

46000:20:13,907 --> 00:20:16,274I... No.

46100:20:16,342 --> 00:20:18,209No, no.No, uh, this...

46200:20:18,210 --> 00:20:19,677this isn't my idea.

46300:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,345Cleary not my idea.

46400:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,513


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This was Morgan's doing.

46500:20:22,514 --> 00:20:23,648Well, don't worry.

46600:20:23,649 --> 00:20:25,083I... I thought it was cute.

46700:20:25,084 --> 00:20:26,917Here's the thing-I don't know if you know this,

46800:20:26,918 --> 00:20:28,385but, uh, I actuallywas an agent myself

46900:20:28,386 --> 00:20:30,053for a little whilelast year.

47000:20:30,054 --> 00:20:32,022What if we got together,maybe...

47100:20:32,089 --> 00:20:34,057show each othera few moves?

47200:20:34,124 --> 00:20:36,659You know, I... I have a tripto Thailand in the morning.

47300:20:36,726 --> 00:20:38,293Mmm. Sure. Sure.

47400:20:38,294 --> 00:20:39,695It's a new mission.

47500:20:39,696 --> 00:20:41,630Oh, of course.It's the life of a...

47600:20:41,698 --> 00:20:43,631I could show you somethingright now.

47700:20:43,699 --> 00:20:45,266


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Really? Yeah.You know.

47800:20:45,267 --> 00:20:47,801So, six/nine-month anniversary.

47900:20:47,869 --> 00:20:49,102What do you think?

48000:20:49,103 --> 00:20:51,037Well, I-I have to go away again,

48100:20:51,105 --> 00:20:53,405but when I come back,we will celebrate in style.

48200:20:53,473 --> 00:20:55,674Fantastic. No phones necessary.

48300:20:55,741 --> 00:20:56,841No.Unless you want.

48400:20:56,842 --> 00:20:58,276No. I don't knowwhat that means.

48500:20:58,277 --> 00:21:00,177Uh, forgetI even said anything.

48600:21:02,448 --> 00:21:03,615Hey, hey, hey.What-what...

48700:21:03,616 --> 00:21:05,149what is.. what is...what is this?

48800:21:05,150 --> 00:21:06,450The emblem? That's Volkoff's.

48900:21:06,451 --> 00:21:08,819He is not afraidto advertise.

49000:21:08,886 --> 00:21:11,054


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Well, I have to go debriefwith Beckman and Casey,

49100:21:11,121 --> 00:21:13,022but we'll talk later?Yeah, great.

49200:21:22,231 --> 00:21:25,199Whoa.

49300:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,934New Buy More rules.

49400:21:26,935 --> 00:21:28,503Slides and

trap doors49500:21:28,504 --> 00:21:30,004and the newsuperspy/Nerd Herder, Greta.

49600:21:30,005 --> 00:21:31,805Be still, mybeating heart.

49700:21:31,806 --> 00:21:33,473She digs me. I can tell.

49800:21:33,474 --> 00:21:35,374Morgan.Uh-huh?

49900:21:35,409 --> 00:21:37,410We need to get the car back.

50000:21:39,279 --> 00:21:41,179Uh, with the creepy guy?

50100:21:43,283 --> 00:21:45,251Okay, I'm sorry.

50200:21:45,319 --> 00:21:47,320Again, tell mewhy we're here.

50300:21:47,388 --> 00:21:49,423I mean, this menu's linked


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to an arms dealer?

50400:21:49,490 --> 00:21:52,225Look, I thought the lastmission was a bust, okay?

50500:21:52,293 --> 00:21:55,028But the menu could be the linkthat brings us to my mom.

50600:21:55,096 --> 00:21:57,197Maybe she was after Volkoffjust like Casey and Sarah.

50700:21:57,264 --> 00:21:59,866

Okay, listen, I get the menu-we get out of here quietly.

50800:21:59,934 --> 00:22:01,834Yes, yes, quick and quiet.

50900:22:02,169 --> 00:22:04,069There it is.

51000:22:06,339 --> 00:22:08,239You young,oversexed,

51100:22:08,274 --> 00:22:10,475underworked kids.

51200:22:10,543 --> 00:22:13,644You don't mess witha repo man. Not ever!

51300:22:13,712 --> 00:22:15,545Yes, sir. Yes, sir,Mr. repo man, sir.

51400:22:15,546 --> 00:22:17,346We are not hereto mess with you.

51500:22:17,347 --> 00:22:18,814We just... Morgan,get the... get the...

516


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00:22:18,815 --> 00:22:19,881get the menu!

51700:22:19,882 --> 00:22:21,016Oh, repo man,Excuse me for one second.

51800:22:21,017 --> 00:22:22,317I'm just going tojust, very slowly...

51900:22:22,318 --> 00:22:23,651I'm just going to kind of...

52000:22:23,652 --> 00:22:24,685

He's just reaching...Here we go.

52100:22:24,686 --> 00:22:25,952Here we go. Perfect.

52200:22:25,953 --> 00:22:27,821Please, this is all we wantand then we're leaving.

52300:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,757We're out of your hair.You want a menu, for what?

52400:22:29,825 --> 00:22:32,093Chinese.Dumplings.

52500:22:32,161 --> 00:22:34,128Oh, yeah?

52600:22:34,196 --> 00:22:36,096A good place?

52700:22:38,132 --> 00:22:39,833No. It's...No. No.

52800:22:39,834 --> 00:22:41,935I like good Chinese.

52900:22:42,002 --> 00:22:43,936


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Hard to find.

53000:22:44,004 --> 00:22:45,438Hand it over.

53100:22:45,439 --> 00:22:47,973Buddy, you remember how we gotout of that jam in Tangiers?

53200:22:48,041 --> 00:22:49,508Tangiers?Think it'll work?

53300:22:49,509 --> 00:22:50,809Tangiers? What does that mean?

53400:22:50,810 --> 00:22:53,144It means that we need to run!Run! RunRun! Run!

53500:22:53,211 --> 00:22:56,847Damn you!

53600:22:56,915 --> 00:22:59,616I love dumplings.

53700:23:00,083 --> 00:23:02,251It's really weird.

53800:23:02,318 --> 00:23:04,686Most of these are just yourrun-of-the-mill dishes,

53900:23:04,753 --> 00:23:07,422but a few of these I haven'teven heard of before.

54000:23:07,489 --> 00:23:11,191Which ones? Which dishes?

54100:23:11,258 --> 00:23:13,393For example, this.

54200:23:13,461 --> 00:23:15,461Shimira Chicken.

543


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00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,468Ah, Shimira.

54400:23:22,469 --> 00:23:25,837Okay, Shimira is actuallya nav system for spy subs.

54500:23:25,904 --> 00:23:27,738This is not a menufor ordering food.

54600:23:27,739 --> 00:23:29,440This is a menufor ordering weapons.

547

00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:31,675Why would your mom have that?

54800:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,277Let's call and find out.

54900:23:34,345 --> 00:23:38,147Use your dad'sencrypted phone.

55000:23:38,215 --> 00:23:40,115Okay.

55100:23:40,116 --> 00:23:42,016Let's see here.

55200:23:46,387 --> 00:23:48,187Who is this? Identify.

55300:23:48,188 --> 00:23:51,390This is Carmichael.I work for the Ring.

55400:23:51,458 --> 00:23:53,759The Ring was eliminated.

55500:23:53,826 --> 00:23:56,929We are an offshootof the Ring.

55600:23:56,996 --> 00:24:00,131The New Ring.


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55700:24:00,199 --> 00:24:03,067I'm the head of security.

55800:24:03,135 --> 00:24:04,969I'll need to see yourorganization firsthand

55900:24:04,970 --> 00:24:06,503if we agree to work.

56000:24:06,504 --> 00:24:09,039Then you'll have to come toVolkoff Industries in Moscow.

56100:24:09,107 --> 00:24:10,440Moscow, Russia.

56200:24:10,441 --> 00:24:11,975Not a problem.

56300:24:11,976 --> 00:24:13,943The New Ring hasvery deep pockets.

56400:24:14,011 --> 00:24:15,311We're going to Russia.

56500:24:15,312 --> 00:24:18,147Okay. I'm going to have to sellmy Millennium Falcon.

56600:24:18,215 --> 00:24:21,483And God bless you.

56700:24:21,550 --> 00:24:22,951Yes, I'm here.

56800:24:22,952 --> 00:24:24,819Just tell me when and where.

56900:24:24,820 --> 00:24:26,853We have a jet on standby.

57000:24:31,426 --> 00:24:34,561Okay, so we I.D.


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Volkoff's facility

57100:24:34,629 --> 00:24:36,563and then we can take it outwith a single drone strike.

57200:24:36,630 --> 00:24:40,332Have you ever been ina long-distance relationship?

57300:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,834No.

57400:24:43,835 --> 00:24:45,969I either leave or they die.

57500:24:46,037 --> 00:24:48,271I'm going to the head.

57600:25:00,116 --> 00:25:02,016

57700:25:34,378 --> 00:25:36,446WOMANPlease fasten your seat belts.

57800:25:36,514 --> 00:25:38,682We're heading into a bitof turbulence.

57900:25:41,753 --> 00:25:43,552Release the gas.

58000:25:43,553 --> 00:25:45,885I'll reroute the flightto Moscow.

58100:26:16,130 --> 00:26:18,397Where are we?

58200:26:18,465 --> 00:26:22,967Desolation, frostbite.

58300:26:23,034 --> 00:26:25,169Must be Russia.

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00:27:41,839 --> 00:27:43,840I see us more asbrothers. Is that so?

61200:27:43,907 --> 00:27:45,575Okay, okay, fine.

61300:27:45,576 --> 00:27:48,376What parents in their right mindwould name their child Michael

61400:27:48,444 --> 00:27:50,077if their last namewas Carmichael?

615

00:27:50,078 --> 00:27:51,943That's crazy. What wereyour parents thinking?

61600:27:51,944 --> 00:27:54,544What were our parents thinking?

61700:27:54,612 --> 00:27:56,745You know. It's what people inthe movie business call improv.

61800:28:04,419 --> 00:28:06,319Nice photo.

61900:28:11,692 --> 00:28:13,592Good work, Walker.Get the phone.

62000:28:24,136 --> 00:28:25,169Okay.

62100:28:25,170 --> 00:28:26,637I know wherethe server is.

62200:28:26,638 --> 00:28:28,470It's actually not farfrom where we are.

62300:28:28,471 --> 00:28:30,905If my father's codes still work,we should be able to get in.


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62400:28:30,973 --> 00:28:32,307What do you think?

62500:28:32,308 --> 00:28:34,409Uh, maybe you drop a littleIntersect style on these fools.

62600:28:34,477 --> 00:28:35,979Karate chop your way in.

62700:28:35,980 --> 00:28:38,181I will hide behindthe receptionist desk.

628

00:28:38,249 --> 00:28:40,550You know, that, or wecould just run really fast.

62900:28:40,618 --> 00:28:42,251Tangiers? Here?

63000:28:42,252 --> 00:28:44,152Tangiers. Exactly.

63100:28:44,154 --> 00:28:45,454Ah, could work.

63200:28:45,455 --> 00:28:47,356The case.

63300:28:47,423 --> 00:28:49,323One, two, three. We go.

63400:28:52,027 --> 00:28:53,694Come on, come on,come on, come on.

63500:28:53,695 --> 00:28:55,595Come on. Come on.

63600:28:58,800 --> 00:29:00,700Come on.

63700:29:00,768 --> 00:29:02,668I almost got it.


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63800:29:08,441 --> 00:29:12,863Oh. I've never run so fastin so many layers before.

63900:29:14,918 --> 00:29:16,753Game time.

64000:29:16,754 --> 00:29:18,654Yup.

64100:29:22,692 --> 00:29:24,192This place is nuts.

64200:29:24,193 --> 00:29:26,093

Yeah, it's a Cold War relic,buddy.

64300:29:29,197 --> 00:29:32,098Oh, dude,

64400:29:32,165 --> 00:29:34,065what is this?

64500:29:34,068 --> 00:29:35,236Morgan,

64600:29:35,237 --> 00:29:36,604that's an EMP,

64700:29:36,605 --> 00:29:38,538so I wouldn'ttouch that.

64800:29:38,606 --> 00:29:41,307This is an EMP?Yes, it is.

64900:29:41,375 --> 00:29:43,310No touching, Morgan.

65000:29:43,377 --> 00:29:45,345Got ya. Got ya.

65100:29:45,412 --> 00:29:48,147Good work, Walker.Call Beckman.


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65200:29:48,214 --> 00:29:50,048No, I can't call.It's gonna be too loud.

65300:29:50,049 --> 00:29:51,949I'll text Chuck.I was texting before.

65400:29:54,420 --> 00:29:56,186Your phone. Yeah, I'mkind of busy right now.

65500:29:56,187 --> 00:29:58,254Oh.

65600:29:59,623 --> 00:30:01,424Sarah.

65700:30:01,425 --> 00:30:03,525She's sexting you.Not now, Morgan.

65800:30:03,593 --> 00:30:05,861Got ya.

65900:30:05,928 --> 00:30:08,829Go on... my lady.

66000:30:10,864 --> 00:30:12,298What does he say?

66100:30:12,299 --> 00:30:13,933He thinks we're sexting.

66200:30:13,934 --> 00:30:16,035What?

66300:30:16,103 --> 00:30:18,037What does thateven mean?

66400:30:19,139 --> 00:30:21,639SOS. SOS.

66500:30:21,707 --> 00:30:24,975


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Skin on skin.

66600:30:25,043 --> 00:30:26,543Yes, please.

66700:30:26,544 --> 00:30:28,411Oh, come on.

66800:30:28,412 --> 00:30:30,312Filthy.

66900:30:31,448 --> 00:30:33,217He still thinks we're sexting.

670

00:30:33,218 --> 00:30:34,752You kiss your momwith those thumbs?

67100:30:34,753 --> 00:30:36,720Oh, my God!

67200:30:36,788 --> 00:30:37,954Oh, my God.

67300:30:37,955 --> 00:30:39,087Daddy likes.

67400:30:39,088 --> 00:30:40,421Oh, you're in trouble.

67500:30:40,422 --> 00:30:42,322Daddy likes.

67600:30:42,724 --> 00:30:45,359Hey, someone's coming.

67700:30:46,594 --> 00:30:47,961We're inside Volkoff.

67800:30:47,962 --> 00:30:49,927Subbasement four.Tell him! Okay.

67900:30:49,995 --> 00:30:51,428Got it.


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68000:30:51,429 --> 00:30:52,496Bypassed their security. I'm in.

68100:30:52,497 --> 00:30:53,797Awesome. Awesome.Anything?

68200:30:53,798 --> 00:30:55,698Well, there's nothingcoming up with her name,

68300:30:55,733 --> 00:30:56,900but I'm checking aliases,

684

00:30:56,901 --> 00:30:58,334missions my dad thoughtshe went on

68500:30:58,335 --> 00:31:00,235or weapons she was after.

68600:31:01,971 --> 00:31:03,505Hang on.

68700:31:03,506 --> 00:31:05,406Hang on.Wait a minute. Frost.

68800:31:06,008 --> 00:31:07,575Frost.

68900:31:07,576 --> 00:31:08,743The Frost Queen.

69000:31:08,744 --> 00:31:10,644My mom used to tell me a stories

69100:31:10,712 --> 00:31:12,879when I was a kidabout the Frost Queen.

69200:31:12,947 --> 00:31:14,147That can't be it.

69300:31:14,148 --> 00:31:15,815Well, either way,


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let's download it

69400:31:15,816 --> 00:31:17,482and get out ofhere. It's encrypted.

69500:31:17,483 --> 00:31:18,849It's encrypted.

69600:31:18,850 --> 00:31:21,551But I have a programthat can hack it,

69700:31:21,619 --> 00:31:23,186and then we can

download it.69800:31:23,187 --> 00:31:25,421Right. Uh, quickly.

69900:31:30,925 --> 00:31:32,125Wait a minute.

70000:31:32,126 --> 00:31:33,526Oh, crap.

70100:31:33,527 --> 00:31:34,693What?

70200:31:34,694 --> 00:31:36,094It's Sarah, but it's...

70300:31:36,095 --> 00:31:37,795I- I thoughtshe was sexting, dude.

70400:31:37,796 --> 00:31:39,129She's here

70500:31:39,130 --> 00:31:41,965with Casey,and they're in trouble.

70600:31:42,032 --> 00:31:43,667Dude, what do we do?Call Beckman.


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70700:31:43,668 --> 00:31:46,237I'll call Beckman, or CIA,or the Marines, because

70800:31:46,305 --> 00:31:48,205someone's got to save 'em.Who's gonna save 'em?

70900:31:51,849 --> 00:31:54,286We are.

71000:31:58,099 --> 00:32:01,234Enough with the toes.

711

00:32:02,969 --> 00:32:04,937No one's coming.

71200:32:05,004 --> 00:32:07,171I would lovenothing more

71300:32:07,239 --> 00:32:10,775than to put bullets

71400:32:10,842 --> 00:32:12,842in both your heads.

71500:32:12,910 --> 00:32:14,343Yeah, go ahead and do it.

71600:32:14,344 --> 00:32:16,244Don't jabber. Just do it.

71700:32:21,482 --> 00:32:23,750The problem is you're not thetwo agents I'm looking for.

71800:32:23,818 --> 00:32:26,286In the past six months,two CIA agents

71900:32:26,353 --> 00:32:28,356have gotten closerto Volkoff Industries

72000:32:28,424 --> 00:32:31,126


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than any other spy.

72100:32:31,194 --> 00:32:32,594They're ghosts.

72200:32:32,595 --> 00:32:33,929They expertly use

72300:32:33,930 --> 00:32:35,464public transportationto avoid

72400:32:35,465 --> 00:32:37,365being tracked.

72500:32:38,702 --> 00:32:40,602So tell me...

72600:32:42,171 --> 00:32:44,273...who are these master spies?

72700:32:46,176 --> 00:32:48,110No idea.Never seen 'em.

72800:32:48,178 --> 00:32:50,245Morgan, this way.

72900:32:50,313 --> 00:32:52,014Back, back, back, back,

73000:32:52,015 --> 00:32:53,915back, back, back.

73100:32:58,554 --> 00:33:00,555MAN We've got them- they're in the building.

73200:33:00,623 --> 00:33:01,690They're here.

73300:33:01,691 --> 00:33:02,890They must have come for you.

73400:33:02,891 --> 00:33:04,791Well,


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00:33:33,384 --> 00:33:34,851You've got to get out of here.

74900:33:34,852 --> 00:33:36,653I've heard enough. No,please, this is a big mistake.

75000:33:36,654 --> 00:33:37,654He's not a spy.

75100:33:37,655 --> 00:33:39,555Kill them.No, please, no.

75200:33:51,334 --> 00:33:53,268

Well, it all seemed75300:33:53,336 --> 00:33:56,170a bit anticlimactic.

75400:33:56,238 --> 00:33:59,306I'm gonna tear youlimb from limb from limb.

75500:33:59,374 --> 00:34:00,540Okay, I got it.

75600:34:00,541 --> 00:34:02,441Somebody please shoot this guy?

75700:34:02,909 --> 00:34:04,676CHUCKHello?

75800:34:04,677 --> 00:34:07,512Uh... yes, who is it?

75900:34:07,579 --> 00:34:09,547Look, you clearly haveno idea who I am

76000:34:09,614 --> 00:34:12,349since you only sent tenof your men to take care of me,

76100:34:12,417 --> 00:34:13,717so let me break it down for you:


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76200:34:13,718 --> 00:34:15,719if you touch one hairon Sarah's head,

76300:34:15,786 --> 00:34:17,787I will do to youwhat I've just done to your men.

76400:34:17,855 --> 00:34:19,021Do you understand?

76500:34:19,022 --> 00:34:21,790I'm coming downthere right now.

76600:34:22,792 --> 00:34:24,225Scary enough?

76700:34:24,226 --> 00:34:26,160I'm scared.I was scared when you...

76800:34:26,228 --> 00:34:27,461You are not rustyat all, Chuck.

76900:34:27,462 --> 00:34:29,129You are limber.

77000:34:29,130 --> 00:34:31,498I suggestyou start running...

77100:34:31,565 --> 00:34:33,399right about now.

77200:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,300Follow me.

77300:34:48,480 --> 00:34:50,380Aah... that hurts.

77400:34:50,415 --> 00:34:51,648I'm so outof spy shape.


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77500:34:51,649 --> 00:34:53,549What the hell areyou doing here?

77600:34:56,053 --> 00:34:57,987Saving your lives, okay? Let'sjust call it that for now.

77700:35:00,891 --> 00:35:01,891I'm good.

77800:35:01,892 --> 00:35:03,326Cut me free.

779

00:35:03,327 --> 00:35:04,728I got some Russians to kill.

78000:35:04,729 --> 00:35:08,233Not yet- there's one morething I have to do.

78100:35:09,336 --> 00:35:11,272I'm waiting for you,

78200:35:11,340 --> 00:35:14,243and I don't liketo wait.

78300:35:14,311 --> 00:35:16,211MAN Boss, theAmericans have escaped.

78400:35:22,251 --> 00:35:24,017Chuck, why are we here?

78500:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,719What, the computer?This is what you came here for?

78600:35:26,787 --> 00:35:29,421Look, Sarah, I haveto tell you the truth.

78700:35:29,489 --> 00:35:31,055I took over my father'ssearch for my mom.


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78800:35:31,056 --> 00:35:32,990She's a spy, she is aspy, I-I don't know.

78900:35:33,058 --> 00:35:35,158I thought I could find her, I couldsave her, I could bring her home.

79000:35:35,226 --> 00:35:36,626You should have told me.

79100:35:36,627 --> 00:35:38,327You would have tried to stopme. Of course I would have.

79200:35:38,328 --> 00:35:39,895I don't want youto get hurt.

79300:35:39,896 --> 00:35:41,163Sarah, I have to do this.

79400:35:41,164 --> 00:35:43,098This is my mom, okay, Ineed to know the truth.

79500:35:43,166 --> 00:35:45,768No lying-that was our rule.

79600:35:45,835 --> 00:35:49,303In all fairness, I was just,you know, keeping a secret.

79700:35:49,371 --> 00:35:50,370I wasn't lying.

79800:35:50,371 --> 00:35:52,771New rule:no secrets, no lies.

79900:35:52,839 --> 00:35:55,806Starting now.

80000:35:55,807 --> 00:35:56,806Great, you've made up.


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80100:35:56,807 --> 00:35:58,407Now, how do we getout of here?

80200:35:58,408 --> 00:35:59,675MARKOYou can't get out.

80300:35:59,676 --> 00:36:00,710This is a living building,

80400:36:00,711 --> 00:36:02,679totally automated.

805

00:36:02,747 --> 00:36:04,314The security systemis activated.

80600:36:04,315 --> 00:36:07,284If you die, you die.

80700:36:07,351 --> 00:36:09,385That sounds ominous.

80800:36:09,453 --> 00:36:11,353Hope the filewas worth it, Chuck.

80900:36:11,388 --> 00:36:13,555We're sittingducks in here.

81000:36:19,851 --> 00:36:21,317Sorry, Mom.

81100:36:21,318 --> 00:36:23,284Chuck, what are you doing?

81200:36:23,352 --> 00:36:24,619If I set off the EMP,

81300:36:24,620 --> 00:36:26,520it disables the buildingand we walk out of here.

81400:36:26,554 --> 00:36:28,020


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But, Chuck, the computer.

81500:36:28,021 --> 00:36:29,154You'll lose the file.

81600:36:29,155 --> 00:36:30,722You might neverfind your mom.

81700:36:30,723 --> 00:36:32,623Yeah, well,it's not worth losing you.

81800:36:34,492 --> 00:36:36,392Any of you.

81900:36:37,762 --> 00:36:38,762Yeah, we get it.

82000:36:38,763 --> 00:36:40,663Pull the trigger.

82100:36:46,602 --> 00:36:48,770Okay, great,great plan.

82200:36:48,838 --> 00:36:50,004Now what?

82300:36:50,005 --> 00:36:51,339Now we employ

82400:36:51,340 --> 00:36:54,408the best commie rifle everinvented- Comrade AK-47.

82500:36:57,746 --> 00:37:00,080

82600:37:09,921 --> 00:37:12,356Move it. Move it.

82700:37:12,424 --> 00:37:14,057Everybody alive?

82800:37:14,058 --> 00:37:15,925


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I'm okay, I'm okay,a little cold, but...

82900:37:15,926 --> 00:37:17,593Anyone that matters?

83000:37:17,594 --> 00:37:19,628Where's the getaway car?

83100:37:35,041 --> 00:37:38,508Happy anniversary?

83200:37:38,576 --> 00:37:40,577Happy anniversary.

83300:37:49,448 --> 00:37:50,948So that's it.

83400:37:50,949 --> 00:37:53,452That's the whole story.

83500:37:53,519 --> 00:37:56,155Well, I'm just peeved youdidn't ask us for help.

83600:37:56,222 --> 00:37:58,557I'm sorry.

83700:37:59,659 --> 00:38:01,560Will you help me find my mom?

83800:38:04,263 --> 00:38:06,163Yes.

83900:38:07,133 --> 00:38:09,101Yes, of course.

84000:38:09,169 --> 00:38:10,602But, Chuck, you knowwhat this means.

84100:38:10,603 --> 00:38:12,237You're going to haveto rejoin the Agency

84200:38:12,238 --> 00:38:13,772


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and be a spy.

84300:38:13,773 --> 00:38:15,107I know.

84400:38:15,108 --> 00:38:17,709The question is:do we tell Beckman about my mom?

84500:38:17,777 --> 00:38:20,580Mm-mm.No, not yet.

84600:38:20,647 --> 00:38:22,115Chuck, what about your sister?

84700:38:22,116 --> 00:38:24,217What are you goingto tell Ellie?

84800:38:27,421 --> 00:38:29,422I have to tell her the truth.

84900:38:31,558 --> 00:38:35,194I have to tell herthat I am a spy.

85000:38:37,431 --> 00:38:39,732

85100:38:44,336 --> 00:38:45,903Chuck.

85200:38:45,904 --> 00:38:47,071Sorry, I didn't meanto scare you.

85300:38:47,072 --> 00:38:48,806Oh, that's okay.

85400:38:48,807 --> 00:38:50,707How are you?

85500:38:52,144 --> 00:38:53,744The interviewdidn't go well?


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85600:38:53,745 --> 00:38:55,613No, none of 'em, really,

85700:38:55,614 --> 00:38:57,748but there's somethingthat I have to do, Ellie.

85800:38:57,816 --> 00:38:59,183It's okay, Chuck.

85900:38:59,184 --> 00:39:00,951I know.

86000:39:00,952 --> 00:39:02,886

What?86100:39:02,954 --> 00:39:04,955I saw the new Buy More.

86200:39:06,191 --> 00:39:09,793Uh, right, yeah,I did get a job there.

86300:39:09,861 --> 00:39:11,595Ellie, I'm not-that's not what I...

86400:39:11,596 --> 00:39:12,596It's okay, Chuck.

86500:39:12,597 --> 00:39:13,596It's a job.

86600:39:13,597 --> 00:39:14,664Those are reallyhard to come by

86700:39:14,665 --> 00:39:17,133these days, so...

86800:39:17,201 --> 00:39:18,968My turn.

86900:39:18,969 --> 00:39:21,572Let's sit down.


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87000:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,507Okay.

87100:39:23,508 --> 00:39:25,509What's up?

87200:39:27,445 --> 00:39:29,379I'm pregnant.

87300:39:29,447 --> 00:39:32,082What?

87400:39:32,149 --> 00:39:34,551Are you-

what, seriously?!87500:39:34,618 --> 00:39:37,120I- I was going to waituntil Devon got home,

87600:39:37,188 --> 00:39:38,922but I, I saw you andI had to tell you.

87700:39:38,923 --> 00:39:40,823Oh, my God.

87800:39:41,459 --> 00:39:43,761Oh, my God, I'm so- oh,my God, I'm hugging you.

87900:39:43,862 --> 00:39:46,331Uh, I- am I-did I hurt the baby?

88000:39:46,398 --> 00:39:48,132I hurt the child.

88100:39:48,133 --> 00:39:49,534Chuck.

88200:39:49,535 --> 00:39:51,469Oh, my God,that's amazing.

88300:39:51,536 --> 00:39:53,304


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00:40:33,545 --> 00:40:35,445Look at the topof the page.

89700:40:41,554 --> 00:40:43,488She was captured?

89800:40:43,556 --> 00:40:46,525Yeah, and there'snothing else after that.

89900:40:48,194 --> 00:40:51,595This whole time, Ellie and Ithought that our mom left us

900

00:40:51,663 --> 00:40:53,731because she didn't careabout us, but she was taken.

90100:40:54,800 --> 00:40:57,369Are you going to tell Ellie?

90200:40:59,406 --> 00:41:01,407No.

90300:41:02,609 --> 00:41:05,077No, not yet.

90400:41:05,145 --> 00:41:06,979If my mom is still alive,

90500:41:06,980 --> 00:41:09,415I'm going to find herand bring her home.

90600:41:11,084 --> 00:41:14,253Why did you bring me here?

90700:41:14,321 --> 00:41:16,589I found out some interestinginformation about you.

90800:41:16,656 --> 00:41:19,925Someone islooking for you.

90900:41:19,993 --> 00:41:21,927


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Who?

91000:41:21,995 --> 00:41:23,895Your family.

91100:41:30,002 --> 00:41:31,937Have you told Volkoff anything?

91200:41:32,004 --> 00:41:34,606No, I told him nothing.

91300:41:34,674 --> 00:41:37,109That's good.

914

00:41:37,177 --> 00:41:39,077That is...

91500:41:39,412 --> 00:41:41,714...very, very good.

91600:42:08,274 --> 00:42:10,473Please.

91700:42:10,540 --> 00:42:13,109I have a family.

91800:42:14,232 --> 00:42:16,982So do I.

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