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Christmas in Florida, or Everything but Snowmen
The magic of Christmases past resides, at least in part, in having spent a lot more
time in churches than in shopping malls. Both my church choirs and my a cap-
pella choirs rehearsed in churches and offered multiple performances in
churches, often by candlelight. I’ll never forget my first Christmas as organist at
the Anglican Cathedral in Québec: with December 25 falling on a Saturday we
had Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and the Sunday after Christmas on successive
days. In terms of sheer excess of a good thing it could be regarded as the ecclesi-
astical equivalent of the Toronto International Film Festival.
Finding a Florida church has been a challenge. During our first season here I vis-
ited every church in Cape Coral and Fort Myers that had a pipe organ, and even
spent several months singing in the choir at St. Hilary’s until the sentimentality
of the musical repertoire finally wore me down. The choir adored a particularly
sappy anthem called “In This Very Room.” As Jack Nicholson said in “As Good
As It Gets,” “I'd be the luckiest guy alive if that did it for me.”
This year I’ve been making the hour-long trek to Naples to hear a professional
choir and pipe organ under the direction of John Fenstermaker, previously at Na-
tional Cathedral in Washington and Grace Cathedral in San Francisco before set-
tling in at Trinity-by-the-Cove. Their Casavant organ was the first pipe organ in
Collier County. And how can you not love a church that purchased both a harpsi-
chord and a calliope?
Faith Presbyterian Church seems to involve virtually its entire congregation in a
walk-through nativity scene including Roman centurions, beggars, blind men, ar-
tisans and shopkeepers in addition to the usual shepherds, angels, and the holy couple.
There’s magic to be found outside church, too, if you keep your eyes open. The
Davis Art Center in Fort Myers displays twenty-one Christmas trees, creatively
decorated by local businesses and community organizations.
If Lagoon City can put on a Canada Day boat parade, Moody River isn’t far be-hind with its Christmas golf cart parade
The Edison-Ford Museum puts on a Holiday Lights display highlighting the rows of royal palms that Edison arranged to have planted along McGregor Boulevard.
The Broadway Palm dinner-theatre presents “It’s a Wonderful Life” as a musical.
And let’s not forget the ritual of revisiting all your favorite Christmas movies.
Our condo has its own Christmas display.
Tribute Concerts
In days gone by a young singer might aspire to be the next Frank Sinatra. Now it
turns out to be a lot easier to bill yourself as a Sinatra tribute act and just croon
the old tunes. An astonishing number of musicians in Southwest Florida have taken just that route, judging by the calendar for December:
16 Dec Bob Segar/Billy Joel/Cher/Lady Gaga Tribute
Elton John Tribute
17 Dec The Beatles Big Production Show
18 Dec The Eagles Tribute Band
19 Dec CSN/James Taylor/Simon & Garfunkel Tribute
Dazzling Del Rays
22 Dec Frank Sinatra and Dean Martin Show
23 Dec Billy Joel Tribute
26 Dec The Jersey Boys Tribute
27 Dec Neil Diamond Tribute
28 Dec 50s/60s with Multi Tributes
29 Dec ABBA Tribute
30 Dec The Beach Boys Tribute
Crime Prevention
A week after the San Bernardino shootings, a crime prevention officer from the
Lee County Sheriff’s Office spent an evening at the Moody River clubhouse to give
a presentation and answer questions. She described a YouTube video showing how thieves can break into your garage in six seconds or less.
The officer had barely finished explaining how to defeat the thieves’ favorite entry
method when a member of the audience raised a more pressing question: “If
someone breaks into your house, can you shoot him?” The officer responded
carefully: “The Stand Your Ground Law in the State of Florida permits you to shoot an intruder if you feel that your life is in danger.”
“Can we shoot him on the lanai?” another person asked.
“The lanai is considered to be a semi-public area,” the officer responded. “You must wait until the intruder actually penetrates the four walls of your domicile.”
“Why can’t we shoot him on the lanai so that he can’t get to the domicile?”
On television a Florida sheriff encourages everyone to get a gun. “Police may re-spond within a matter of minutes, but with a gun you can respond in seconds.”
The crime prevention officer also responded to the complaint that unrecognized
cars sometimes “piggyback” into our nominally gated community, following
closely upon another car as it uses an electronic key to raise the barrier. The of-
ficer said that when that happens to her, she stops her car—blocking the possible
intruder—then goes back to verify their identity. Considering that all Floridians
should be assumed to be carrying a weapon, I don’t think we’ll follow that prac-
tice. But we did install a peephole into our front door and remove the handle from our garage door emergency release.
Silent Night
If you were to make a list of all the things you associate with Christmas, silence
probably wouldn’t appear near the top and, depending on your level of holiday
busyness, might not make the list at all. Yet, when given instructions to wait qui-
etly for two hours while Patti attends a class, and occupying a comfortable chair
in an otherwise unoccupied lounge, my mind runs to the quiet moments of
Christmas. In truth, it requires letting go of all the sounds of Christmas—rec-
orded carols in every store and on the radio, Salvation Army volunteers ringing bells, the ubiquitous sounds of automobile traffic.
But try to imagine the original shepherds, out in the fields by night without iPods
or cellphones, or magi travelling by night to escape the desert heat. Camel bells, perhaps, but mostly silence.
My quiet times at Christmas have come in between services, when I’m the only
person in the church, or after everyone has gone to bed and I’ve settled in to read
A Christmas Carol by myself. In “Mending Wall” Robert Frost wrote, “Some-
thing there is that doesn’t love a wall.” I could write, “Something there is that
doesn’t love a quiet moment.” There always seems to be some interrupting
sound. But those rare moments of actual silence I consider to be blessed. Merry Christmas!