charmed - 7x03 - cheaper by the coven.en

8/12/2019 Charmed - 7x03 - Cheaper by the Coven.en

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100:00:01,084 --> 00:00:03,212I have things to do, too, you know.

200:00:03,253 --> 00:00:05,380I have all these parents on my back right now.

300:00:05,506 --> 00:00:07,174Oh, and my freshman potions class?

400:00:07,257 --> 00:00:10,344Let's see, I ordered five hundred dried toads.

500:00:10,427 --> 00:00:11,595What did I get?

600:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,222Hmm, five hundred wet ones.

700:00:13,263 --> 00:00:16,099Look, Paige, it's just really hard forme to get on board with this when Piper,

800:00:16,183 --> 00:00:18,936the actual mother,is totally against doing a wiccaning.

900:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,355That's what Grams is here for, to convince her.

1000:00:22,397 --> 00:00:23,357Look at Wyatt.

1100:00:23,398 --> 00:00:27,903He didn't have one until he was six months old,and he almost turned evil.

1200:00:27,945 --> 00:00:29,863Now, look at that little sweet face.

1300:00:29,905 --> 00:00:30,989You want a repeat of that?

1400:00:31,073 --> 00:00:32,491No, of course I don't.

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00:00:32,991 --> 00:00:34,785Hear me now. Hear my cry.

1600:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,912Spirit from the other side,

1700:00:36,995 --> 00:00:39,289cross now the great divide.

1800:00:41,542 --> 00:00:45,379You mean she is still lying about her age?

1900:00:47,464 --> 00:00:49,383Huh? Um ... what?

2000:00:50,717 --> 00:00:52,845Not a good time, girls. I'm busy.

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00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:53,971You're dead.

2200:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,056Well, it doesn't mean I can't have a life.

2300:00:56,306 --> 00:00:58,559Oh, well. All right.

2400:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,853

Hi.

2500:01:01,144 --> 00:01:02,896Hello, darlings.

2600:01:04,064 --> 00:01:05,607Aw, sweetie.

2700:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,610Oh, so, what brings me down here?

2800:01:08,777 --> 00:01:10,654A wiccaning for your great grandson.

2900:01:10,737 --> 00:01:12,990Providing Piper doesn't kill us first.

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00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:16,034A wiccaning? Uh, I thought we already did that.

3100:01:16,118 --> 00:01:17,619Not for Baby Chris.

3200:01:19,663 --> 00:01:21,665Um ... help me out here.

3300:01:21,665 --> 00:01:24,168Last time I knew, he was a six-foot whitelighter.

3400:01:24,293 --> 00:01:25,836Yeah, that was Chris from the future.

3500:01:25,919 --> 00:01:28,172This is Baby Chris now.

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00:01:29,173 --> 00:01:32,926Piper and Leo had this night...do you really need us to explain this to you,

3700:01:32,968 --> 00:01:34,803or can you just be happy to see him?

3800:01:34,845 --> 00:01:40,142Oh, good gracious. Wyatt has a little baby brother.

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00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,561Oh, you're so sweet.

4000:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,022So, when does Piper want to do this?

4100:01:45,147 --> 00:01:47,774Well, technically ... ? Never.

4200:01:47,858 --> 00:01:51,028

Nonsense.You can't deny this child his ancestral blessings.

4300:01:51,069 --> 00:01:53,113It's a witch's compass for good.

4400:01:53,322 --> 00:01:56,992I mean, who knows what terrible evils


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could befall him otherwise.

4500:01:57,075 --> 00:01:59,953See, now that's the kind of stuffthat Piper needs to hear.

4600:02:05,626 --> 00:02:08,545Wyatt, don't pick on your little brother like that.

4700:02:08,587 --> 00:02:10,589Now give it back.

4800:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,678What was that all about?

4900:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,765He's fine.He probably just orbed himself up to his room.

5000:02:19,806 --> 00:02:21,183He's having a hard time right now.

5100:02:21,266 --> 00:02:22,518His dad's never around.

5200:02:22,601 --> 00:02:24,353His little brother's getting all the attention.

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00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:27,147He's constantly being chasedby the underworld, you know?

5400:02:27,231 --> 00:02:29,566Well, I'm afraid he's justgonna have to get used to it.

5500:02:29,608 --> 00:02:30,776He's two.

5600:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,570Right. Well, here.

5700:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,325I'll go up and apologize.

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Still think this was a good idea?

5900:02:45,624 --> 00:02:46,792Girls!

6000:02:53,549 --> 00:02:54,758Shelf!

6100:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,184Looks like I didn't get here a minute too soon.

6200:03:07,688 --> 00:03:11,275Charmed Season 7 Episode 3"Cheaper by the coven"

6300:03:11,859 --> 00:03:16,029Transcripted by Intrepid.

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00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:21,034Synchro by Greatouille.

6500:03:24,371 --> 00:03:27,583Team Charmedfor forom.com and www.nwstv.netand www.teamcharmed.fr.st

6600:03:59,448 --> 00:04:03,118Oh, no, that's ok, Jerry.

Just, you know, get here whenever you can.

6700:04:03,827 --> 00:04:06,330Ok? Thanks. Bye.

6800:04:07,456 --> 00:04:08,749You ok, Piper?

6900:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,542Yeah. Why?

7000:04:10,834 --> 00:04:13,337Well, a beer shipment delayed so close to the weekend...

7100:04:13,462 --> 00:04:15,881just figured there'd be more fireworks.

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00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:19,676Oh, no. It's no big deal.We'll just charge more for the ginger ale.

7300:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,470I'm kidding.

7400:04:21,595 --> 00:04:25,432See, there you go again.I don't know what, but something's going on.

7500:04:25,557 --> 00:04:29,645No. You know how people just leavethings up to a higher power?

7600:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,482Well, I'm trying to live my life without any powers.

7700:04:33,815 --> 00:04:35,859

Makes for a lot less stress.

7800:04:35,943 --> 00:04:36,985Piper!

7900:04:37,569 --> 00:04:39,071Until now.

8000:04:42,032 --> 00:04:43,784What's that face for?

8100:04:43,909 --> 00:04:46,870A sister can't come by withoutthere being something wrong?

8200:04:46,912 --> 00:04:48,163What's up?

8300:04:48,330 --> 00:04:50,958Nothing. Nothing's up.

8400:04:51,041 --> 00:04:53,502You know, why would you think anything was up?

8500:04:53,710 --> 00:04:58,674I just came by to tell my sister thatI finally won a Reader's Choice Award.


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8600:04:58,966 --> 00:05:00,259Congratulations.

8700:05:00,342 --> 00:05:01,343Thanks.

8800:05:03,220 --> 00:05:05,514Yeah, and maybe there's one more thing, you know.

8900:05:05,639 --> 00:05:08,392Something happened today after we summoned Grams.

9000:05:08,517 --> 00:05:11,436What? What? Why did you summon Grams?

9100:05:11,520 --> 00:05:15,399For Chris' wiccaning.It was Paige's idea, not mine. Don't blame me.

9200:05:15,482 --> 00:05:17,317What did I say? I don't want any magic.

9300:05:17,401 --> 00:05:21,905Look, I know my kids can't have a completely normal life,but I've got to give it a shot.

9400:05:22,030 --> 00:05:24,283Yes, absolutely, and I think we should start tomorrow,

9500:05:24,408 --> 00:05:27,953because, uh, a demon attacked Wyatt.

9600:05:28,203 --> 00:05:30,581And you wait till now to tell me?!

9700:05:30,789 --> 00:05:33,709Well, I didn't want to worry you.And he's okay, Piper.

9800:05:35,586 --> 00:05:36,837Leo!

9900:05:37,254 --> 00:05:39,173Oh, hi, sweetie. How are you?

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00:05:39,298 --> 00:05:40,340Don't you "sweetie" me.

10100:05:40,382 --> 00:05:41,425Where are the boys?

10200:05:41,466 --> 00:05:42,968Oh, they're both perfectly fine.

10300:05:43,010 --> 00:05:44,595Paige took them to magic school.

10400:05:44,636 --> 00:05:45,888Leo, now!

10500:05:46,847 --> 00:05:47,890Leo?

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00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:51,143Honey, are you sure you want him down here?

10700:05:51,226 --> 00:05:54,730I mean, considering thathe can't even tell good from evil anymore.

10800:05:54,855 --> 00:05:57,065Well, you know, lost soul and all.

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00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,445Oh, uh, Paige filled me in.

11000:06:01,653 --> 00:06:05,824Ok, first of all, our children's safety is Leo's number one priority.

11100:06:05,949 --> 00:06:08,327No matter how "lost" he may be.

11200:06:08,452 --> 00:06:09,870

Leo!

11300:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,830What's the matter? What happened?

11400:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,875A demon attacked Wyatt. He's okay. He's at the school ...


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11500:06:14,917 --> 00:06:16,043What kind of demon was it?

11600:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,962No idea. It had some sort of creepy mask.

11700:06:19,087 --> 00:06:22,049Oh, and it struck me down with a lightning bolt.

11800:06:22,216 --> 00:06:23,634I can't believe this is happening.

11900:06:23,717 --> 00:06:25,344I can't do this again.

12000:06:25,385 --> 00:06:27,763Don't worry. I'm gonna go back down there.I'm gonna find out who it was.

12100:06:27,804 --> 00:06:32,518Down there? As in the underworld?Hang out there a lot, do you?

12200:06:32,559 --> 00:06:34,353Best place to vanquish demons, isn't it?

12300:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,900Listen, Piper. Uh, far be it from me to meddle.

12400:06:39,983 --> 00:06:44,279Then don't. Because you're already pressingyour luck being here in the first place.

12500:06:44,446 --> 00:06:47,491Yeah, I know about the wiccaning.

12600:06:49,451 --> 00:06:52,079I don't know why you're being so stubborn about it.

12700:06:52,162 --> 00:06:55,332I mean, what better way to ward off demon attacks?

12800:06:55,457 --> 00:06:57,584The demon went after Wyatt, not his brother.

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00:06:57,709 --> 00:06:59,711Well, all the more reason to protect Chris.

13000:06:59,795 --> 00:07:03,882Except for the fact that Wyatt's wiccaningdidn't really protect him, now, did it?

13100:07:04,049 --> 00:07:06,885Aside from the fact that it almost destroyed you,

13200:07:07,010 --> 00:07:09,513or do you not remember your friend the Necromancer?

13300:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,516I just need to find out who the hell is after my son.

13400:07:20,858 --> 00:07:25,362I saw that, Wyatt. You give that back to your littlebrother while I find out who's trying to kill you.

13500:07:25,571 --> 00:07:28,073Well, whoever it is can't get to him here.

13600:07:28,198 --> 00:07:29,491These guys are protected.

13700:07:29,616 --> 00:07:32,786Yes, Wyatt is, but his little brother is not so protected from him.

13800:07:32,870 --> 00:07:35,873It's gotta be tough for him.He's a new kid on the block.

13900:07:36,081 --> 00:07:38,584Suddenly he's yesterday's news now. I mean ...

14000:07:38,584 --> 00:07:40,544Spoken like a true older brother.

14100:07:50,387 --> 00:07:51,763Student Progress Reports?

14200:07:51,930 --> 00:07:55,058But the year hasn't gone on long enoughfor there to be any progress.

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00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:57,811Afraid I can't help you with that, Miss Matthews,

14400:07:57,936 --> 00:08:00,230but I did find something on masked demons.

14500:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,357"Paige", please. What do you got?

14600:08:02,441 --> 00:08:07,196A couple of possibilities.Could be an Aztec Demon, Chinese false face demon.

14700:08:07,279 --> 00:08:08,363Any of those look familiar?

14800:08:08,405 --> 00:08:10,782No, Ben, I'm sorry, they don't.

14900:08:10,949 --> 00:08:14,077When I took this job I had no ideajust how much work it would be.

15000:08:14,203 --> 00:08:16,496Who knows what I'm letting slip through the cracks?

15100:08:17,289 --> 00:08:19,166I think I just found the first thing.

15200:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,042What?

15300:08:20,083 --> 00:08:21,460Your nephew.

15400:08:23,045 --> 00:08:26,006Wyatt, where did you orb your little brother?

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00:08:27,716 --> 00:08:31,345No, Paige, he's not here. Where the hell is he?

15600:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,391Oh, I hope this is yours, 'cause it sure isn't mine.

15700:08:36,517 --> 00:08:38,727Thank god. I got him.


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15800:08:40,229 --> 00:08:43,607Hi there, you. And you.

15900:08:45,275 --> 00:08:48,946Hi. I stepped up on the porch andall of a sudden the little guy just flies into my arms.

16000:08:49,029 --> 00:08:51,865Yeah. His brother orbed him from magic school.

16100:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,450Oh. Is that normal?

16200:08:53,575 --> 00:08:54,910It has been lately.

16300:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,414

Victor. What are you doing here?

16400:08:59,540 --> 00:09:02,125And a big hello to you, too, Penny.

16500:09:02,251 --> 00:09:03,919I was invited for a wiccaning.

16600:09:03,961 --> 00:09:08,924Oh. Sorry.

Wiccanings are only for magical family members.

16700:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,843That's not what Paige says.

16800:09:11,301 --> 00:09:13,387Well, Paige doesn't know all the rules.

16900:09:13,428 --> 00:09:15,305Ok, I can see this is gonna go really well,

17000:09:15,389 --> 00:09:17,599but it really doesn't matter who was invited

17100:09:17,724 --> 00:09:19,601because there isn't going to be a wiccaning.

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00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,897Paige seems to think that if she cramsenough family members down my throat

17300:09:24,022 --> 00:09:27,359that I'm gonna give in, but it's not gonna work,because nothing is working.

17400:09:27,484 --> 00:09:30,612There is some creepy-ass demon after my son,

17500:09:30,737 --> 00:09:35,826and now Wyatt wants to orb his brotherall over creation for god only knows what reason.

17600:09:35,951 --> 00:09:37,786Well, isn't that just boys being boys?

17700:09:37,911 --> 00:09:40,122

I mean, there's always gonna be some sibling rivalry.

17800:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,832No, actually, it's not.

17900:09:41,915 --> 00:09:43,750This is not them fighting over toys.

18000:09:43,876 --> 00:09:46,253They nearly kill each other in the future.

18100:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,965You know, there's an easy wayto nip this thing in the bud.

18200:09:50,632 --> 00:09:52,718And what would that be, exactly?

18300:09:55,721 --> 00:10:01,393Snakes and ladders, a very unfortunate halter top,

18400:10:02,519 --> 00:10:05,314but I don't see a little black book.

18500:10:05,480 --> 00:10:06,773I do.

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00:10:07,191 --> 00:10:08,400Oh. Thank you.

18700:10:08,567 --> 00:10:10,360Don't want me looking up the old boyfriends, huh?

18800:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,571They were in a much bigger book, thank you.

18900:10:12,696 --> 00:10:16,575No, these contain spells I used to useon the girls when they were younger.

19000:10:16,700 --> 00:10:18,410You used spells on my daughters?

19100:10:18,452 --> 00:10:20,621Oh, every now and then. Hey.

19200:10:20,913 --> 00:10:24,833You try raising three girls by yourself,keeping them in line.

19300:10:24,958 --> 00:10:27,836How else was I gonna stop them from misbehaving.

19400:10:27,961 --> 00:10:30,380Oh, gee, I don't know. By talking to them?

19500:10:30,589 --> 00:10:31,757Talking?

19600:10:31,840 --> 00:10:34,676Hey, how's about we just find that damn spell?How's that sound?

19700:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,386That's your answer for everything, isn't it?

19800:10:36,470 --> 00:10:38,597I was essentially a single parent.

19900:10:38,639 --> 00:10:41,725Patty was dead, and it's notas if you were ever around.

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00:10:41,934 --> 00:10:43,352You wouldn't allow me to be.

20100:10:43,393 --> 00:10:46,688Okay. Do I need to find something to separate you two?

20200:10:46,813 --> 00:10:50,275You know, your daughters only ended upsaving the world every other week.

20300:10:50,359 --> 00:10:53,862Believe it or not, it might have hadsomething to do with the way I raised them.

20400:10:53,987 --> 00:10:54,947Found it.

20500:10:55,030 --> 00:10:57,491"Spell to Resolve Sibling Rivalry."

20600:10:57,658 --> 00:11:01,578Oh, good, good.I'll get the boys, and you call your sisters.

20700:11:01,745 --> 00:11:05,874We'll get rid of the rivalry, and then you can usethe Power of Three to vanquish the demon, okay?

20800:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,168

Great. More magic.

20900:11:09,378 --> 00:11:11,088Uh -- do you have any other suggestions?

21000:11:11,255 --> 00:11:12,631I have a suggestion.

21100:11:14,800 --> 00:11:17,135The next time "Ask Phoebe" wins an award,

21200:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,222you should probably try calling Phoebe.

21300:11:20,556 --> 00:11:22,391Hey, let me get back to you, Diane.

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00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,268Sorry. Research.

21500:11:24,726 --> 00:11:25,769So what's goin' on?

21600:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,188Uh, did you just hear what I said?

21700:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,732Yeah. I wasn't trying to snake the award from you.

21800:11:30,858 --> 00:11:33,485I was actually gonna accept it onyour behalf because I was under the,

21900:11:33,652 --> 00:11:37,489now great mistaken impressionthat you were actually taking some time off.

22000:11:38,490 --> 00:11:41,326Just one second. Yeah, this is Leslie.

22100:11:41,493 --> 00:11:43,245Hey, Rachel.

22200:11:43,495 --> 00:11:45,164Hm. Research?

22300:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,791Uh ... ... no, this is personal.

22400:11:48,041 --> 00:11:49,459Yeah, can I call you back?

22500:11:49,585 --> 00:11:51,879Great. Now, where was I?

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00:11:54,131 --> 00:11:57,176You were making some lame excuseabout how you were about

22700:11:57,301 --> 00:12:00,012to accept an award for something you didn't write.

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Actually, I did write it.

22900:12:08,854 --> 00:12:09,897Oh.

23000:12:13,025 --> 00:12:14,484Congratulations.

23100:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,862You know, Phoebe, when ...

23200:12:16,987 --> 00:12:18,655I write these columns, I'm really...

23300:12:18,697 --> 00:12:23,118I'm really trying to channel you and your "vibe".

23400:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,496

Spare me the false humility.

23500:12:25,579 --> 00:12:29,500Yeah, it was pretty false.Well, look, why don't we go to this thing together?

23600:12:29,625 --> 00:12:31,376It's today. It's not too late.

23700:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,794

You can go and accept the award yourself.

23800:12:32,836 --> 00:12:37,841No, I think that you should go accept itand maybe bring one of your phone pals with you.

23900:12:43,138 --> 00:12:44,389Okay. Let's make this quick.

24000:12:44,473 --> 00:12:47,267

I have four real angry parentswaiting for me in the office.

24100:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,561Well, here's my other grandson.

24200:12:49,978 --> 00:12:52,022Um, come along, darling.


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24300:12:52,481 --> 00:12:55,776I need you to stand by your little brother. Right there.

24400:12:56,652 --> 00:12:58,320You do know what you're doing, right?

24500:12:58,654 --> 00:13:00,989Paige, dear. We're getting our wiccaning.

24600:13:01,114 --> 00:13:06,370I said maybe we have a few more pressing issuesto deal with at the moment.

24700:13:06,495 --> 00:13:08,831Hmm, what changed your mind?

24800:13:08,997 --> 00:13:12,042

Nothing. Although it's getting harder and harder to say

24900:13:12,125 --> 00:13:15,671no with the arrival of a new familymember every five minutes.

25000:13:16,880 --> 00:13:19,591All right, are you two ready to finally get along?

25100:13:22,469 --> 00:13:25,097

Cast your petty jealousies to darkest night.

25200:13:25,430 --> 00:13:29,560Let these feuding siblings no longer fight.

25300:13:33,814 --> 00:13:35,732Ok. Shouldn't those stop now?

25400:13:35,858 --> 00:13:38,485Grams, are you sure this is the right spell?

25500:13:38,819 --> 00:13:40,946Remind me to never go on sabbatical again.

25600:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,994'Cause that Leslie is such a jerkface!

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00:13:47,119 --> 00:13:48,704Oh, please, you so like him.

25800:13:48,829 --> 00:13:50,539- I do not!- Do, too!

25900:13:50,581 --> 00:13:52,207- I do not, Piper!- So like him.

26000:13:52,249 --> 00:13:54,668- I do not, Paige.- Do, too!- Do not, Piper!

26100:13:54,710 --> 00:13:56,170Why don't you just marry him already?

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00:13:56,211 --> 00:13:57,296Why don't you just marry Leo?

26300:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,589'Cause I already did.

26400:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,965Leo. Leo.

26500:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,466

I don't want to get married.

26600:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,721Girls! He's here. Piper, blast him!

26700:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,018Girls!

26800:14:18,609 --> 00:14:20,360Hmm, any more great ideas?

26900:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,866I am so outta here!

27000:14:26,200 --> 00:14:28,493Phoebe, do not go out that front door.

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00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:29,578Try and stop me.

27200:14:29,620 --> 00:14:30,871Phoebe!

27300:14:31,622 --> 00:14:33,624Jeez! Blow my head off, why don't you?

27400:14:33,707 --> 00:14:35,542Oh, come on. It was an accident.

27500:14:35,584 --> 00:14:38,670Paige, no one leaves this house until I reverse that spell.

27600:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,547- Phoebe, don't.- I mean it, Paige!

27700:14:40,589 --> 00:14:41,590Sayonara.

27800:14:41,632 --> 00:14:42,466Paige!

27900:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,301Uh, Phoebe?

280

00:14:44,343 --> 00:14:45,928Phoebe, don't you dare leave this house.

28100:14:45,969 --> 00:14:47,262Why not? Paige did.

28200:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,305That doesn't count.

28300:14:48,347 --> 00:14:49,431

She probably went to magic school.

28400:14:49,556 --> 00:14:52,017Yeah, well, I'm going to the Reader's Choice Awards.

28500:14:52,142 --> 00:14:55,229Phoebe, you've got more important thingsto worry about than some silly award -


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28600:14:58,357 --> 00:14:59,942Way to go, Grams.

28700:15:00,692 --> 00:15:02,361Piper, don't be rude.

28800:15:02,486 --> 00:15:05,113Look, it's not my fault.It's only the stupidest book ever.

28900:15:05,239 --> 00:15:07,866And you said the stupid spellwould work, and it didn't.

29000:15:07,991 --> 00:15:08,867So you know what? I'm ...

291

00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,702Let this girl, Quick as a sneeze,

29200:15:10,744 --> 00:15:14,039Stop this snit and quickly freeze.

29300:15:16,124 --> 00:15:17,167That's better.

29400:15:17,376 --> 00:15:20,170

Why is my daughter a statue?

29500:15:20,212 --> 00:15:24,007She's fine. She'll thaw out in a minute.

29600:15:25,300 --> 00:15:27,177How do I know she won't be this way forever,

29700:15:27,344 --> 00:15:30,806that it won't backfire like your last brilliant spell?

29800:15:31,598 --> 00:15:34,101Have you heard a peep out of those boys?

29900:15:34,226 --> 00:15:39,106No. Because the spell worked,pulled the rivalry right out of them.


22/52

30000:15:39,273 --> 00:15:42,317Unfortunately, it went into the nearest set of siblings.

30100:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,111In this case, the girls.

30200:15:44,236 --> 00:15:48,365Anyway, they know everythingthat's going on in their adult lives.

30300:15:48,448 --> 00:15:50,868The only difference is they're not adults.

30400:15:50,993 --> 00:15:53,412Yeah, well, just tell me how to get them back to normal.

30500:15:53,704 --> 00:15:56,707Easy. I just have to figure out a reversal spell.

30600:15:56,832 --> 00:15:58,625Hopefully before the demon returns.

30700:15:59,126 --> 00:16:00,836Oh, we've gotta get the boys to magic school.

30800:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,254They'll be safe there.

30900:16:02,296 --> 00:16:03,964All right, tell me how to get there.

31000:16:04,006 --> 00:16:07,092You don't. Magic school is not for mortals.

31100:16:07,384 --> 00:16:09,261Well, they'll just have to makean exception, won't they?

31200:16:09,386 --> 00:16:12,973Forget it, Victor. Call Leo. He'll take them.

31300:16:14,933 --> 00:16:15,934Leo!

31400:16:29,990 --> 00:16:32,659


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Kind of an odd place for an Elder to visit.

31500:16:33,494 --> 00:16:38,081Then again, the word is you can't get enoughof the dark side these days.

31600:16:39,041 --> 00:16:42,169Someone from the underworld is after my son.I wanna know who.

31700:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,129You mean the demon? Nah.

31800:16:44,254 --> 00:16:47,174I don't think so. They know better by now.

31900:16:47,216 --> 00:16:49,051Obviously, somebody doesn't.

32000:16:49,218 --> 00:16:54,640Tell me, what makes you so sure it's not an Elder,

32100:16:54,765 --> 00:16:58,143someone who thinks that maybeyour friend Gideon was right?

32200:16:58,352 --> 00:17:01,230Not any more Elders are gonna die by my hands.

32300:17:01,522 --> 00:17:03,565I can't say the same thing for demons.

32400:17:03,774 --> 00:17:06,068Can you even tell the difference anymore?

32500:17:10,322 --> 00:17:15,369You know, I'm kinda likingthis new side of you. It's not as goopy.

32600:17:15,494 --> 00:17:17,746Last time. Who's trying to kill my son?

32700:17:19,873 --> 00:17:23,043You want an answer? You'll find it in there.

32800:17:36,807 --> 00:17:40,269


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Looks like the only threat to your son is you.

32900:17:40,561 --> 00:17:42,437No! It's a lie!

33000:17:42,521 --> 00:17:44,189The pool never lies.

33100:17:50,988 --> 00:17:52,322Ok, try this.

33200:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,325Words that cast a sibling glow ...

33300:17:57,369 --> 00:17:58,203Piper.

33400:18:00,289 --> 00:18:02,374

What? I told you, I'm not doing this.

33500:18:02,499 --> 00:18:03,917I'm not writing anything down.

33600:18:03,959 --> 00:18:06,003I'm not doing magic.

33700:18:08,839 --> 00:18:12,759Do you remember the first time you were this age,

33800:18:12,885 --> 00:18:17,890when I sat you and your sistersdown and we had "The Talk"?

33900:18:19,308 --> 00:18:22,686Grams, I already know all about sex. And no offense,

34000:18:22,811 --> 00:18:25,981but I don't wanna talk about it

with you 'cause that's really gross.

34100:18:26,148 --> 00:18:29,776Oh, not the sex talk, silly.

34200:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,945The witch talk.


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34300:18:32,654 --> 00:18:34,448So what did you tell us?

34400:18:34,615 --> 00:18:38,410Why being a witch was such an important part of my life

34500:18:38,577 --> 00:18:42,456and what it meant to me andwhat it might mean to you someday.

34600:18:46,168 --> 00:18:50,881Did you tell us that Prue and mom were gonna die?

34700:18:51,340 --> 00:18:54,259Or that Leo was gonna lose his marbles,

34800:18:55,010 --> 00:18:59,139or that demons were gonna be chasing

after us all the time everywhere?

34900:19:01,141 --> 00:19:04,728Piper, I didn't know any ofthose things were going to happen.

35000:19:05,229 --> 00:19:11,443But if I did, I would've doneeverything in my power to stop it.

351

00:19:13,529 --> 00:19:15,030Baby...

35200:19:17,950 --> 00:19:21,745I'd like to think that beinga witch gave you the inner strength

35300:19:21,870 --> 00:19:26,959you needed to deal withall those sadnesses in your life.

35400:19:28,001 --> 00:19:29,837Did you ever think about that?

35500:19:29,962 --> 00:19:31,088No.

35600:19:33,549 --> 00:19:34,591


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You called?

35700:19:35,717 --> 00:19:36,593No!

35800:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,136But hi!

35900:19:38,470 --> 00:19:40,180Victor called you. He's in the other room.

36000:19:40,222 --> 00:19:42,182Piper, where are you going?

36100:19:43,058 --> 00:19:44,226What's up?

36200:19:44,768 --> 00:19:46,186

How are you, Leo?

36300:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,105Hey, you don't look so good.

36400:19:48,146 --> 00:19:51,149You know what, dad?You could try maybe being a little bit nice to Leo.

36500:19:51,275 --> 00:19:52,568

What do you think, huh?

36600:19:52,734 --> 00:19:53,777Piper, are you ok? You don't seem --

36700:19:53,819 --> 00:19:56,655Oh, she's fine. We're fixing it.

36800:19:56,989 --> 00:20:00,742Leo, we need you to take the boys

to magic school for their safety.

36900:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,583Do you have a problem with that?

37000:20:09,585 --> 00:20:12,754Never mind. We'll, uh, just keep them here.


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37100:20:12,921 --> 00:20:14,673I can take them.

37200:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,550You don't look like you can.

37300:20:16,592 --> 00:20:17,551What are you saying?

37400:20:17,593 --> 00:20:18,886I don't know what's wrong with you, Leo --

37500:20:19,011 --> 00:20:20,554Nothing is wrong with me.

37600:20:23,182 --> 00:20:24,141Where are you going?

37700:20:24,183 --> 00:20:26,059To protect my children.

37800:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,941You know, I don't understandwhy you guys have to be so mean to Leo.

37900:20:33,066 --> 00:20:37,738You know, in case you haven't heard,he's kind of going through a hard time right about now.

38000:20:37,779 --> 00:20:39,448I mean, jeez!

38100:20:44,745 --> 00:20:49,249We gotta turn these girls back fast.I'm gonna finish the spell and get Paige.

38200:20:49,416 --> 00:20:53,754Uh, make yourself useful, okay? Get Phoebe.

38300:20:59,843 --> 00:21:01,762Oh, I'll take one of those.

38400:21:02,221 --> 00:21:04,515This is so cool. They didn't even card me.

385


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00:21:06,433 --> 00:21:07,768I didn't expect to see you here.

38600:21:07,809 --> 00:21:09,978No. I changed my mind 'cause it's my award,

38700:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,980and I'm not gonna share it with anybody. So there.

38800:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,608Phoebe, are you drunk?

38900:21:14,691 --> 00:21:16,360If I could please have everyone's attention.

39000:21:18,237 --> 00:21:24,243This year's winner of the San Franciscoreader's choice award for single best column is...

39100:21:24,493 --> 00:21:27,329The Bay Mirror's Phoebe Halliwell.

39200:21:30,374 --> 00:21:31,333Hey, it's not too late.

39300:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,085If you still want me to go up there for you, I can.

394

00:21:33,210 --> 00:21:34,670Yeah. Nice try.

39500:21:39,424 --> 00:21:40,759Thank you. Wow. This...

39600:21:40,926 --> 00:21:42,511I mean, this is so awesome.

39700:21:42,636 --> 00:21:46,181

This is so, like, totally, amazingly awesome.

39800:21:46,306 --> 00:21:48,517Really, totally awesome. Thanks.

39900:21:50,561 --> 00:21:51,603Uh, in your column...


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40000:21:51,728 --> 00:21:54,231Yeah. You mean the bestest column in all the world?

40100:21:58,235 --> 00:22:00,737You gave great advice to that woman. I'm just curious.

40200:22:00,779 --> 00:22:02,573Was it based on something that happened to you?

40300:22:02,656 --> 00:22:06,326Um, yeah, actually. It did happen to me.

40400:22:06,368 --> 00:22:08,245It was very sad. Okay, next question.

40500:22:08,287 --> 00:22:11,290Wait. Wait.Would you mind telling me what that thing was?

40600:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,001You mean, You mean what...You mean what happened to me?

40700:22:14,251 --> 00:22:16,670It was actually something that happened to me.

40800:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,630If I can answer the question.

40900:22:19,673 --> 00:22:22,176I'm lucky enough to work with Phoebe at the paper.

41000:22:22,384 --> 00:22:27,181Anyway, a few years back, this girl, she dumped me,and I was really broken up about it,

41100:22:27,181 --> 00:22:29,683'cause I thought she was "the one", you know

41200:22:29,683 --> 00:22:33,020and the whole thing made me gun-shy about relationships...

41300:22:33,061 --> 00:22:35,522So, anyway, Phoebe takes me aside one day,and she says...


30/52

41400:22:36,356 --> 00:22:38,650She says, uh, let me tell you about "The One."

41500:22:38,692 --> 00:22:41,987The one is the person who sees you for the idiot you are,

41600:22:42,029 --> 00:22:44,865but they still want you in their life. That's the one.

41700:22:45,199 --> 00:22:47,284And I told her, I said,"Phoebe, I think that's great advice"

41800:22:47,326 --> 00:22:52,623and not just for me, and I guessthat's really how it got in her column.

41900:22:54,500 --> 00:22:57,211

Thank you. Yeah. That's what happened.

42000:22:59,630 --> 00:23:00,923Thank you.

42100:23:03,717 --> 00:23:06,094Oh, my god. Oh, my god, Leslie, thank you so much.

42200:23:06,261 --> 00:23:09,765I was so scared up there, and I was so nervous

that I thought I was going to hurl.

42300:23:10,766 --> 00:23:13,894You're welcome. Are you all right?You still seem a little...

42400:23:17,523 --> 00:23:20,734Yeah, I'm fine. I can't believe I just hugged you.

42500:23:22,194 --> 00:23:23,695

Okay, I have to go.

42600:23:30,118 --> 00:23:31,328Ben?

42700:23:31,787 --> 00:23:32,788Miss Matthews.


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42800:23:32,996 --> 00:23:34,873Yeah. Stop calling me Miss Matthews. It's Paige.

42900:23:34,998 --> 00:23:38,627Okay, uh, Paige,is there something I can help you with?

43000:23:38,877 --> 00:23:41,630I would actually like to talkto you for a little bit if I could.

43100:23:45,175 --> 00:23:47,803Paige, what's going on?What'd you call me out here for?

43200:23:53,058 --> 00:23:54,560That.

433

00:23:57,604 --> 00:23:59,565Oh, my god. How old are you anyway?

43400:23:59,690 --> 00:24:01,358Twenty-one.

43500:24:01,608 --> 00:24:05,696Okay, big mistake. No. One kiss, okay?

43600:24:06,071 --> 00:24:08,490

Shh! That's it. We're not going to second base.

43700:24:08,824 --> 00:24:09,533Oh, come on.

43800:24:09,658 --> 00:24:11,160She said no.

43900:24:12,035 --> 00:24:15,372Robbing the cradle. You should be ashamed of yourself.

44000:24:15,956 --> 00:24:18,750Come along, dear. Time to grow up.

44100:24:19,001 --> 00:24:20,961I'll dream about you.

442


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00:24:40,606 --> 00:24:41,565Wyatt!

44300:25:08,383 --> 00:25:09,426What?

44400:25:33,909 --> 00:25:36,912This is Leslie. Hello? Hello?

44500:25:38,247 --> 00:25:41,458All right, give it to me. I'm calling him myself.

44600:25:41,583 --> 00:25:42,709No, don't you dare!

44700:25:42,835 --> 00:25:44,837Phoebe, do you wanna know if he likes you or not?

448

00:25:45,003 --> 00:25:48,298Yeah, but wait. If he asks, I'm not here, okay?

44900:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,967I'm not even in the house anywhere.

45000:25:50,133 --> 00:25:51,802Okay, already.

45100:25:51,969 --> 00:25:52,761

Okay.

45200:25:53,011 --> 00:25:55,597Phoebe and Leslie sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G

45300:25:55,639 --> 00:25:56,932Give it to me!

45400:25:59,977 --> 00:26:01,895Stay here. Protect the boys.

45500:26:02,938 --> 00:26:04,606You, come with me.

45600:26:09,194 --> 00:26:10,279Close the door.

457


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00:26:11,947 --> 00:26:13,699I found the demon who's after Wyatt.

45800:26:13,824 --> 00:26:16,493You did? When? Where?

45900:26:17,035 --> 00:26:18,579There he is.

46000:26:18,704 --> 00:26:20,455No. You're making a huge mistake.

46100:26:20,581 --> 00:26:22,499Get out of here, Leo. I'm warning you.

46200:26:22,624 --> 00:26:24,376Penny, what the hell are you talking about?

463

00:26:24,418 --> 00:26:27,462I saw this monster attack Wyatt at magic school.

46400:26:27,588 --> 00:26:28,672That wasn't me.

46500:26:28,714 --> 00:26:30,215Well, it sure as hell looked like you.

46600:26:30,257 --> 00:26:32,092

I know it did. I can explain.

46700:26:32,342 --> 00:26:35,304It must've been some kind of shapeshifter or something.

46800:26:35,429 --> 00:26:39,266I don't know any shapeshifters who can getinto magic school or any who have Elder's powers.

46900:26:39,391 --> 00:26:40,684

Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you saying?

47000:26:40,851 --> 00:26:43,020He attacked me, remember?I was trying to protect Wyatt.

47100:26:43,187 --> 00:26:44,730Yes. From yourself.


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47200:26:44,855 --> 00:26:46,064I hate it when they fight.

47300:26:46,231 --> 00:26:48,609That's 'cause of the stupid magic. It's ruining our lives.

47400:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,445It's already ruined minebecause now Leslie knows I like him,

47500:26:51,570 --> 00:26:53,405and I can never leave the house again.

47600:26:54,698 --> 00:26:56,200This is my son we're talking about.

47700:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,409

I would never hurt him.

47800:26:57,451 --> 00:27:00,871Just like you would never hurt an Elder? Or kill one?

47900:27:01,872 --> 00:27:02,998Who are you talking about?

48000:27:03,081 --> 00:27:05,375I think you know who I'm talking about.

48100:27:06,835 --> 00:27:07,878Gideon.

48200:27:07,920 --> 00:27:09,880Look, I don't care what you say. Leo's right.

48300:27:09,963 --> 00:27:11,298He would never hurt his son.

48400:27:11,381 --> 00:27:12,382And how would you know?

48500:27:12,424 --> 00:27:13,842Because I'm a father.

48600:27:13,967 --> 00:27:19,389


35/52

Victor, you have absolutely no ideawhat the magical world is capable of.

48700:27:19,473 --> 00:27:24,102He may not have an idea, but I do.I am not capable of that.

48800:27:26,063 --> 00:27:31,652No? Even after all you've been through?Look at yourself.

48900:27:32,694 --> 00:27:37,407Is it so hard to believe that maybe some dark alter ego

49000:27:37,533 --> 00:27:40,035of yours might be acting on your true feelings.

49100:27:40,160 --> 00:27:41,662What true feelings?

49200:27:41,703 --> 00:27:45,833Maybe deep down inside, you think Gideon was right.

49300:27:46,625 --> 00:27:48,669Your son doesn't belong in this world.

49400:27:48,794 --> 00:27:50,045That's ridiculous.

49500:27:50,087 --> 00:27:55,133Is it? Then how else do you explain what happened?

49600:27:55,843 --> 00:27:58,720Where else could that demon have come from?

49700:28:08,021 --> 00:28:13,527Change of plans. We're not reversingthe rivalry spell, or at least not yet.

49800:28:13,652 --> 00:28:14,778Why not? I thought --

49900:28:14,903 --> 00:28:20,534No, listen. If adult Piper were to findout that Leo was trying to harm Wyatt,

500


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00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:24,079it would devastate her.She wouldn't be able to fight him off.

50100:28:24,163 --> 00:28:27,249We're talking about my daughter here, so I get a say in this.

50200:28:27,291 --> 00:28:30,919No. With birthdays and holidays, you get a say.

50300:28:31,128 --> 00:28:34,006With magic and demons, what I say goes.

50400:28:34,214 --> 00:28:36,300Now if you'll excuse me ...

50500:28:46,476 --> 00:28:49,271I told the girls to stay downstairsuntil we settle this.

50600:28:49,396 --> 00:28:50,606There's nothing to settle.

50700:28:50,731 --> 00:28:55,360Now, if you don't mind, I'm demon-proofing the attic.I wanna keep the children safe.

50800:28:56,528 --> 00:29:01,992Wait. Believe it or not,

I really appreciate what you've done for my daughters.

50900:29:02,117 --> 00:29:06,205Buttering me up won't do you any good.I'm not reversing the spell.

51000:29:06,705 --> 00:29:08,290I don't expect you to.

51100:29:08,499 --> 00:29:11,418

But I do expect you to understand that even though

51200:29:11,543 --> 00:29:14,880I couldn't be there when theywere growing up, I'm here now.

51300:29:15,005 --> 00:29:17,341And just like you, I wanna do what's best for them.


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51400:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,509We already are.

51500:29:18,592 --> 00:29:19,760No, we're not.

51600:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,554And since I wanna reverse the spell and you don't,

51700:29:22,721 --> 00:29:29,269I think we should bring in a third partyto break the tie, so to speak.

51800:29:29,311 --> 00:29:30,354A third party?

51900:29:30,646 --> 00:29:32,523

Who'd you have in mind? Their mother?

52000:29:33,941 --> 00:29:36,860Yes. That's exactly who I had in mind.

52100:29:38,028 --> 00:29:39,446Do it.

52200:29:39,696 --> 00:29:43,867Oh, all right. But she's not

going to side with you, you know.

52300:29:49,206 --> 00:29:50,207Mom?

52400:29:52,626 --> 00:29:53,544Victor?

52500:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,629Wow. Patty, you look great.

52600:29:55,754 --> 00:29:58,507Oh, stop trying to sweet-talk her.

52700:29:58,632 --> 00:30:00,008What's going on?

528


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00:30:02,719 --> 00:30:05,305There's nothing more I can tell you about the demon.

52900:30:07,057 --> 00:30:12,187You can tell me where it came from.I have to know. Did it come from me?

53000:30:12,855 --> 00:30:13,772Tell me.

53100:30:13,814 --> 00:30:18,110Oh, what's the matter? Are you in pain?

53200:30:19,027 --> 00:30:19,987Please, I -

53300:30:20,028 --> 00:30:22,239See? I have a problem.

53400:30:22,489 --> 00:30:23,991You kind of have a temper.

53500:30:24,074 --> 00:30:28,328Yeah, and if I don't tell you, then, well,you'll probably choke me to death.

53600:30:28,453 --> 00:30:30,831And if I do tell you and you don't like the answer,

53700:30:30,914 --> 00:30:33,625well, then you'll probably choke me to death.

53800:30:33,709 --> 00:30:34,751I won't hurt you.

53900:30:35,294 --> 00:30:37,087Yeah. That's not much of a guarantee.

540

00:30:37,129 --> 00:30:42,885But you could swear on the head of your precious son.

54100:30:43,010 --> 00:30:44,344Leave him out of this.

54200:30:44,469 --> 00:30:46,221There's that temper thing.


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54300:30:47,222 --> 00:30:49,266I'm not leaving here until I get an answer.

54400:30:57,191 --> 00:30:59,401I'm telling you, she would never get over it.

54500:30:59,443 --> 00:31:01,612Her own husband trying to kill their child?

54600:31:01,695 --> 00:31:04,031Oh, bull! We don't even know that it's Leo.

54700:31:04,114 --> 00:31:04,573Mom --

54800:31:04,698 --> 00:31:07,201What if it is? You trust Leo to look after those boys?

54900:31:07,326 --> 00:31:09,786Well, better than keeping them locked upin the closet for the rest of their lives.

55000:31:09,870 --> 00:31:10,454Ok, guys!

55100:31:10,537 --> 00:31:11,538Can I just say here that --

55200:31:11,580 --> 00:31:12,414No.

55300:31:13,290 --> 00:31:14,333Victor's right.

55400:31:14,374 --> 00:31:15,042Patty?

55500:31:15,083 --> 00:31:18,212No, mom. We have to reversethe sibling spell and get the girls back

55600:31:18,295 --> 00:31:22,799to being adults so that they canvanquish this thing, whoever it is.


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55700:31:22,883 --> 00:31:24,301But the danger to Piper--

55800:31:24,384 --> 00:31:26,220She's in more danger if we don't.

55900:31:28,180 --> 00:31:30,307Listen, Patty, I know these girls.

56000:31:30,474 --> 00:31:32,768I've been with them every step of the way.

56100:31:32,851 --> 00:31:34,436But we're their parents.

56200:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,652Oh. Oh, well, then fine.

56300:31:42,069 --> 00:31:43,070Mom.

56400:31:43,195 --> 00:31:45,614I can see I'm not needed here.

56500:31:45,739 --> 00:31:47,115No. Come on, come on. I--I-I --

566

00:31:50,536 --> 00:31:52,120She always was a bad loser.

56700:31:52,329 --> 00:31:54,039Yeah. She'll get over it.

56800:31:56,083 --> 00:31:58,168By the way, Victor, I've a question.

56900:31:58,418 --> 00:32:00,546

Why'd you call on me to settle this?

57000:32:00,671 --> 00:32:01,755The girls were in trouble,

57100:32:01,880 --> 00:32:05,717and you were the only personI could think of, dead or alive.


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57200:32:06,009 --> 00:32:08,762Humph. Still. It was teenage trouble.

57300:32:08,887 --> 00:32:11,807It's kind of unfamiliar territory for us.

57400:32:11,932 --> 00:32:14,518Look, I know we had our troubles,

57500:32:14,643 --> 00:32:18,397but I think that if we'd been given the chance,

57600:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,316we'd have done a really good job raising those girls.

57700:32:23,944 --> 00:32:25,237You wanna see 'em?

57800:32:25,279 --> 00:32:26,488Are you kidding?

57900:32:27,739 --> 00:32:32,995Wait. Wait. Wait. When you said the girls reverted,what exactly did you mean?

58000:32:33,495 --> 00:32:34,955You'll see.

58100:32:35,247 --> 00:32:36,498Mommy!

58200:32:36,623 --> 00:32:37,416Hi, mommy!

58300:32:37,541 --> 00:32:38,876Hi, mommy.

58400:32:39,251 --> 00:32:40,669Mommy, I'd like to sing a song.

58500:32:42,462 --> 00:32:43,630I see the problem.

58600:32:43,672 --> 00:32:45,257


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Well, there's another problem.

58700:32:45,299 --> 00:32:46,842Your mother took the reversal spell.

58800:32:46,884 --> 00:32:50,012That's okay. I got one of my own.Now, girls ... girls, calm down.

58900:32:50,053 --> 00:32:53,182Mommy, I met this boy, and he's really, really cute.

59000:32:53,265 --> 00:32:54,933We'll talk about the boy later and everything else

59100:32:55,017 --> 00:32:59,271because we've got so much to catch up on,but right now, I need you girls to stand over there.

59200:32:59,271 --> 00:33:00,355Is Leo a demon --

59300:33:00,397 --> 00:33:00,939Now!

59400:33:01,106 --> 00:33:02,107Okay.

595

00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:04,276She said now, Phoebe.

59600:33:04,401 --> 00:33:05,777I heard her, Piper.

59700:33:06,028 --> 00:33:07,446Ok. Ok, guys.

59800:33:07,571 --> 00:33:08,530

T-day, Phoebe!

59900:33:08,655 --> 00:33:10,157You're so bossy.

60000:33:12,659 --> 00:33:14,036Reverse the spell from the book


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60100:33:14,077 --> 00:33:17,039and please restore what was ... took.

60200:33:18,499 --> 00:33:19,958I made it up when I was nine.

60300:33:26,507 --> 00:33:27,591So, how's this work exactly.

60400:33:27,716 --> 00:33:29,384You remember everything that happened?

60500:33:29,676 --> 00:33:33,764Oh, my god. Yes. Leslie.

60600:33:33,889 --> 00:33:36,850Oh, my goodness. I tongued a student.

60700:33:38,018 --> 00:33:40,729Uh, Piper, there's somethingI gotta tell you about Wyatt and Leo.

60800:33:40,854 --> 00:33:44,650No, Dad, I already know, and you're right.Leo would never hurt Wyatt.

60900:33:45,984 --> 00:33:48,570We overheard everything you guys were talking about.

61000:33:49,196 --> 00:33:52,157Okay, let's go. We've got a demon to kill and a child to save.

61100:33:58,372 --> 00:33:59,748That's our girl.

61200:34:03,293 --> 00:34:04,753Are you sure this is gonna work?

61300:34:05,170 --> 00:34:06,839How many times are you gonna ask me that?

61400:34:07,005 --> 00:34:11,468Sorry. I'm just nervous.Just wish we knew what the hell is going on.

615


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00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:13,720Yeah, well, whatever's going on,

61600:34:13,887 --> 00:34:16,473it's pretty sure the demon has something to do with Leo.

61700:34:17,933 --> 00:34:19,601What? I'm just saying.

61800:34:20,644 --> 00:34:24,398Do you ever wonder what it would've been like if mom and dad both raised us?

61900:34:25,607 --> 00:34:26,942All the time.

62000:34:33,866 --> 00:34:34,783Oh, my god.

621

00:34:34,950 --> 00:34:36,827Piper, it's not Leo. Throw the potion.

62200:34:39,913 --> 00:34:41,165Okay, that should've worked.

62300:34:41,707 --> 00:34:42,749Piper!

62400:34:48,297 --> 00:34:50,382

You promised that the potion would work.

62500:34:51,341 --> 00:34:53,510It was supposed to.I couldn't have made it any stronger.

62600:34:53,802 --> 00:34:55,637Well, why didn't it? Are you kidding me?

62700:34:55,679 --> 00:34:57,723

We can't stop someone from stealing my son?

62800:34:57,764 --> 00:35:01,059Okay, you need to calm down andjust try to focus on how to find him.

62900:35:02,019 --> 00:35:04,104Girls, I think your mother may be onto something here.


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63000:35:04,229 --> 00:35:07,691It's just that this seems somehowvaguely familiar to me. That's all.

63100:35:07,983 --> 00:35:09,234Familiar how?

63200:35:09,276 --> 00:35:13,155I'm not sure. You said you sawthe demon appear at magic school.

63300:35:13,697 --> 00:35:15,991Do you know what Wyatt was doing before?

63400:35:16,158 --> 00:35:17,284Sleeping?

635

00:35:17,409 --> 00:35:19,745Or maybe dreaming.

63600:35:19,870 --> 00:35:22,122He also appeared in the atticwhen everyone was arguing.

63700:35:22,372 --> 00:35:23,707In front of Wyatt.

638

00:35:23,832 --> 00:35:26,627The demon showed up right after Grams snapped at Wyatt.

63900:35:26,752 --> 00:35:28,670Would somebody please tell me what's going on?

64000:35:30,422 --> 00:35:35,260When you were a little girl,right after your father and I split up --

641

00:35:35,385 --> 00:35:37,095You started having a lot of bad dreams.

64200:35:37,179 --> 00:35:38,555Doctor called them night terrors.

64300:35:38,680 --> 00:35:41,767He said it was your subconscious way


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of blaming yourself for our breakup.

64400:35:41,892 --> 00:35:44,061You're saying Piper is the cause of your divorce?

64500:35:44,144 --> 00:35:47,439No, no. No. Of course not. It was ...

64600:35:48,899 --> 00:35:49,775Other things.

64700:35:49,816 --> 00:35:50,859Right. Yeah.

64800:35:50,984 --> 00:35:53,153All this family history stuff is really interesting,

64900:35:53,195 --> 00:35:55,322

but how is this gonna help us find Wyatt?

65000:35:57,074 --> 00:35:59,493I think what they're saying is it's the same thing.

65100:36:00,494 --> 00:36:03,413Wyatt is blaming himself just like you blamed yourself.

65200:36:03,539 --> 00:36:05,582Except because Wyatt is so powerful,

65300:36:05,749 --> 00:36:08,836he made his night terrors cometo life whenever he felt conflict.

65400:36:09,127 --> 00:36:13,715Why would he make something upto hurt himself? And why Leo?

65500:36:14,466 --> 00:36:16,969

Because I'm the bad guy.

65600:36:18,178 --> 00:36:23,058As far as he's concerned, if I hadn't killed Gideonand saved him, I wouldn't be so lost.

65700:36:23,183 --> 00:36:25,269I'd be around here. I'd be home.


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65800:36:25,352 --> 00:36:26,728He thinks it's all his fault.

65900:36:26,854 --> 00:36:27,896That's ridiculous.

66000:36:28,021 --> 00:36:31,191No, it's not. I can relate.

66100:36:35,946 --> 00:36:37,406How did you figure this all out?

66200:36:37,531 --> 00:36:40,784Let's just say somebody helped me look in the mirror.

66300:36:40,909 --> 00:36:42,494So how do we find him?

66400:36:42,619 --> 00:36:47,666We go to where he thinks it all started.Where I killed Gideon.

66500:36:49,334 --> 00:36:51,837This is gonna get your mommy and daddy back together...

66600:36:52,754 --> 00:36:54,298one way or the other.

66700:36:54,506 --> 00:36:56,550That's what you want most of all, isn't it?

66800:37:23,076 --> 00:37:26,121It's not your fault, Wyatt.None of this is.

66900:37:26,246 --> 00:37:28,081You didn't do anything wrong.

67000:37:30,083 --> 00:37:34,838I'm the reason things are all messed up... me, not you.

67100:37:37,007 --> 00:37:40,010You and Chris and mommy mean everything to me.

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00:37:42,221 --> 00:37:44,848You're the things that keep me from falling apart.

67300:37:49,144 --> 00:37:51,438Come on, baby. Come home.

67400:37:51,563 --> 00:37:54,816Daddy's not going anywhere, I promise.

67500:38:14,795 --> 00:38:16,046I'm so sorry.

67600:38:16,213 --> 00:38:18,757It's not your fault. It's not anybody's fault.

67700:38:18,841 --> 00:38:23,846Still, I don't know what to do.I-I don't know how to find my way again.

67800:38:24,012 --> 00:38:26,515Yes, you do. You just have to try.

67900:38:47,828 --> 00:38:48,662Can I come in?

68000:38:48,704 --> 00:38:50,164Sure. It's your office.

681

00:38:50,873 --> 00:38:51,915May I sit down?

68200:38:51,957 --> 00:38:53,041Please. Please.

68300:38:56,170 --> 00:39:00,340I-I just came by to thank youfor what you did yesterday.

684

00:39:00,465 --> 00:39:01,675Are you kidding me?

68500:39:01,884 --> 00:39:05,846After that nice, long hug, you know,I figured I came out ahead on the deal.

68600:39:05,929 --> 00:39:09,099


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Yeah. That--that was the three martinis talking.

68700:39:10,100 --> 00:39:14,771Well, you had wine and just one glass. But anyway ...

68800:39:14,897 --> 00:39:16,857W-well, I hugged you because I was just,

68900:39:17,065 --> 00:39:18,859you know, grateful for what you did.

69000:39:19,067 --> 00:39:20,777Well, I don't know. You squeezed me pretty tight.

69100:39:20,903 --> 00:39:22,321Yeah, I was pretty grateful.

69200:39:22,446 --> 00:39:25,324

Oh, come on, there was nothing elsebesides gratitude behind he hug?

69300:39:25,657 --> 00:39:27,326What would you like there to be?

69400:39:27,451 --> 00:39:29,912Just admit it. You like me.

69500:39:30,078 --> 00:39:31,914

How can you be so sure of that?

69600:39:32,122 --> 00:39:35,459Well, I don't know,the twenty-eight phone calls in two hours?

69700:39:36,543 --> 00:39:38,003Caller I.D.

69800:39:39,379 --> 00:39:44,259

Yeah. Well, that was becausemy redial button was broken.

69900:39:44,426 --> 00:39:45,719So it just kept redialing.

70000:39:46,720 --> 00:39:49,264Yeah. And you were the last number


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I called, you know, so it just ...

70100:39:49,473 --> 00:39:50,682Right.

70200:39:54,770 --> 00:39:56,730Well, thank you.

70300:40:05,656 --> 00:40:08,700If she turns around, that means she likes me.

70400:40:09,827 --> 00:40:12,246Come on, Phoebe, don't let me down.

70500:40:12,454 --> 00:40:15,040You can do it. Turn around.

70600:40:19,878 --> 00:40:21,797

That-a-girl.

70700:40:36,311 --> 00:40:37,604Are you okay?

70800:40:41,817 --> 00:40:45,445It's just leaving's always the hardest part.

70900:40:46,071 --> 00:40:47,114Oh, maybe I shouldn't have...

71000:40:47,239 --> 00:40:51,577No. No. No. I'm glad you did.I wanted to be here for this, for them.

71100:40:53,412 --> 00:40:55,914It's just ... hard.

71200:40:56,498 --> 00:40:59,334You know. Price I pay for being dead, I guess.

71300:41:04,923 --> 00:41:10,846We missed a lot...not being able to raise them together.

71400:41:12,181 --> 00:41:17,519I know. But we made up for ita little bit today, didn't we?


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71500:41:17,686 --> 00:41:18,562Yeah.

71600:41:18,729 --> 00:41:21,607All right, already. Break it up. Kids entering.

71700:41:22,399 --> 00:41:24,693Gra-a-ams, are ya coming down?

71800:41:25,319 --> 00:41:26,820Ah, she's being a martyr.

71900:41:27,613 --> 00:41:29,698Grams, please?

72000:41:29,907 --> 00:41:31,325Last call, woman!

72100:41:31,575 --> 00:41:33,160Oh, very well.

72200:41:33,285 --> 00:41:36,788Just so we're clear, my way would've worked, too.

72300:41:37,206 --> 00:41:41,001Nevertheless, you're all forgiven, except Leo.

72400:41:41,126 --> 00:41:41,877Why not me?

72500:41:42,002 --> 00:41:44,213Because I owe you the apology.

72600:41:44,505 --> 00:41:46,882I'm sorry, I thought you were evil.

727

00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:49,134Not that you could blame me.

72800:41:49,801 --> 00:41:50,969Hah. That's an apology?

72900:41:51,011 --> 00:41:52,221I'd take it if I were you.


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73000:41:52,304 --> 00:41:54,681All right, let's do this before I change my mind.

73100:42:05,859 --> 00:42:09,404I call forth from space and time,

73200:42:09,613 --> 00:42:12,533matriarchs from the Halliwell line.

73300:42:12,825 --> 00:42:16,328Mothers, daughters, sisters, friends,

73400:42:16,537 --> 00:42:20,249our family's spirit without end ...

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