Welcome back to the Knomancy.

Whats going on here? Just Chryseis the local god of life and lust dropping a "Dream Date" gift over, Peter Ottomas is taunting me with his crappy genetics, the nanny is making evil faces at the tv and that blond vampire is stalking around smelling her arm. Personally I think its becos

she has weird ugly lips.

Sweet a huge telescope! As you may recall, if the heir happens to be a dude, he will need to get abducted. This is the perfect gift ever. I wonder how many probings it will see.

Another one?

Oh yay a priceless ming vase? That will go nicely with that hottub Daisy sold a while ago.

Go ACR Go! It sort of feels like cheating.

Fern is very passionate about cooking, maybe becos her mother is a lazy cereal eating, "Instant Meal" hussy. Fern cooks and cleans and looks after her brother.

She still manages to get out and about. As you can see she hasn't let her shyness prevent her from making new friends.

In fact I think that coy little smile is working to her advantage.

Tracy is one of the many illigitimate children of one of my first ever Sims, Pan Cold. Alot of Sims in this neighborhood are descent from him. I would say he is a founding father. He is still

alive, sneaking around as a vampire.

Aw Fern works fast.

Her first date is celebrated with a cute photo to put on the wall. Im not painting a picture of all everyone in this Legacy, they can all just have photobooth pictures.

Oh hello Socrates? You want screen time? Its your birthday is it?

Yeah he still looks a bit weird.

"Hey dad have you ever seen a ghost?""I see a ghost almost every night, your crazy grandmother wants to ensure that no one in the

house gets a good nights sleep.""How come you are always over here if you have six kids at home to look after."

"Bugger off."

Told you she makes scary faces at the tv.

"Its only for personal use, honestly.""Sure, Daisy I believe you, I know you are far to greedy to share anyway."

I'm really enjoying the home business thing, Its a good way for Daisy to earn money and work on her LTW of 20 lovers. I keep it open 24/7 and becos there is nothing to sell, Daisy just lets

them socialize in the spa and play darts.

Its also a good way to get cash, every time the business gets another star thing I just take the cash option and as you can see I'm slowly making improvements.

"Wow, mum you got home before I went to bed.""Yeah I got a promotion, and to celebrate and to stop the butterfly from whining, we are going

to clad the walls."

Look, isn't that nice.

Finally they have windows.

"The Magical Butterfly told me to play darts with you so we can reproduce after I grow up."Ben stumbles and misses his shot.

Socrates gets a big present as consolidation for having funny eyes and generally getting ignored a lot.

As you can see Fern is learning the family business.  

"Just keep those stars coming Fern.""What was that?" asked Tracy, who was rather alarmed by my disembodied voice.

"Oh just our Perverted Magical Sarcastic Butterfly who like to watch people kiss," Said Fern, "who has no sense of privacy... Hint, hint."

Well this is a Knomancy.

Time passes and soon its Socrates birthday again.

For a moment everyone's eyes are on him as he transitions with angelic form.

Not for long though, poor dude."Don't you worry, after you graduate from collage I will let you join the normal neighborhood circulation and you can have your own house with someone who actually cares about you."

"Cool and can I become a werewolf?""I'm sure that could be arranged."

This is him post makeover, he is a weird dude so I gave him a weird look. The glasses help with the funny eyes too. He is a Knowledge, as is the custom in this Legacy, but he is also a

sports fan and a energetic outgoing lad with freaky streak.

That night Fern heads of to collage, I had been waiting for him to get to teen hood, so that he can move in as placeholder whenshe is half way done of something.

I'm sure you have all been eagerly waiting to see what Fern looks like all-grown-dup. That dress is so perfect for her. It made me all warm in fuzzy inside to see a Sim I really like grow

up into the perfect outfit.

After a bit of minor hair styling the consensus is Fern is damn fine. She totally rocks that nose.

The dorm I moved her into was completely glitchy so I moved her out straight away and bought a little plot. Finally an excuse to use that hippy stuff.

On her way home from class one day, Fern came across this scene. The cow was follow the lad around shoving him and poking him until the gentle natured boy cried.

Fern felt sorry for him and invited him inside. She gave him a soothing massage and they chatted for a bit.

After buying the house and a few things Fern didn't have much money left over, so she decided to finance her education by writing romance. She soon realized that she need a few

more vital experiences before she could finish her book.

Her opportunity came up in the form of Alan, the guy she had saved from the evil cow mascot. Alan was so grateful he even left her a gift.

A pretty mat to decorate the floor of her new house.

Fern invited him over to hang out, he brought an interesting friend with him. Allow me to introduce my Simself Jayd.

Fern thought maybe she would have some competition, but she need not worry, my Simself is too busy swooning over Fern to notice Alan. I like playing collage so much that I'm putting my

simself through. She lives in her own greek house with David Ottomas. Its a bit of a party house. Jayd is Knowlodge, with Pleasure as a secondary, but she almost never wants to skill,

she would rather have bubble baths and jump on couches.

This picture just amuses me to much. What to do? What to do? The cheerleader and mascot "Vo Gerbit"ing, a Simself making lewd gestures, and her date is doing homework?

It all ended well with Fern getting her first WooHoo with Alan. A joyous occasion in any young romance Sim's life. Alan, a fellow Romancer himself, shared her jubilation.

The first few semesters of uni speed by, Jayd came over every now and then to keep an eye on her favorite legacy Sim. She didn't tell her who she was though. My simself likes to keep a

pretty low profile.

Fern did research for her novel and her classes at the same time.

She got to know some strange people in Uni.

Her cake consumption finally caught up with her. She decided that curves suited her anyway.

Since deep down under her cheerful facade Fern is actually a shy Sim, she mostly just went to class and worked on her novel.

This is the first time I have seen a vampire go into a photo booth alone, its pretty funny. I also wonder when Amin got turn and by who, I really don't remember. He sort of suits the custom vampire skin I have. Anyway we are back at the Knomancy house to celebrate a special day.

My founder is getting old.

I'm going to miss those  pjs.

I know I'm dragging it out, but its just so sad.

We has elder. He Chryseis over there is rethinking his position on Daisy's Hawtness. Being a god he is more into nubile virgins and the such.

Back in collage things are going smashingly, as in pillows smashing Ferns nose. 

"Hey you wank, get outta my house.""Suck my udder!"

Finally Socrates moves in. With his scholarship money and Ferns book selling well they decided revamp the Shaggadelic Shack.

Its so colourful. That little bedroom is Socrates's for now.

Upstairs is a bit darker and sexier. I love the 70's style paneling.

Socrates fits in well with his man bag and bracelets.

Fern leaves and momento of her stay at the Shaggadelic Shack.

And transitions into a really unfortunate outfit.

Thats the end of Chapter Two.See you next time when there shall be moar babies.