chapter 1 the 104-storey treehouse · 4 q which side of a tree has the most leaves? well, when i...
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Andy (I just told you that!). A
CH A P T ER 1
THE 104-STOREY TREEHOUSE
Hi, my name is Andy (moan).
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2 What did the rock say when it rolled into the tree? Q
This is my friend Terry (groan).
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3Nothing—rocks don’t talk.A
We live in a tree (moan, groan).
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4 Which side of a tree has the most leaves? Q
Well, when I say ‘tree’, I mean treehouse. And when I say ‘treehouse’, I don’t just mean any old treehouse—I mean a 104-storey treehouse! (It used to be a 91-storey treehouse, but we’ve added another 13 storeys.)
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5The outside. A
So what are you waiting for? Come on up!
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6 How did the idiot get hurt raking leaves? Q
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He fell out of the tree. A 7
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8 Where does Dracula keep his money? Q
It’s got a stupid-hat level,
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9In a blood bank.A
a money-making machine (that also makes honey),
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10 How do shells get around in the ocean? Q
a never-ending staircase,
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11Taxi-crabs.A
a Two-Dollar Shop (there’s nothing over two dollars),
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12 Why did the boy fall off his bike? Q
a Two-Million-Dollar Shop (there’s nothing under two million dollars),
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13Because his mother threw a fridge at him.A
a refrigerator-throwing range (with a refrigerator-vending machine so we never run out of refrigerators),
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14 How can you say ‘rabbit’ without using the letter R? Q
a bunfighting level (with a bun-vending machine so we never run out of buns),
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15Bunny.A
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16 What was the tallest mountain in the world before Mount Everest was discovered? Q
Mount Everest,
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17Mount Everest, of course.A
a burp bank,
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18 What do snakes do after a fight?Q
a tangled-up level (where everything is really, REALLY tangled up),
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19They hiss and make up. A
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a deep-thoughts thinking room,
What is pink and can think? Q
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a mighty fortress reinforced with extra-strong fortress reinforcer,
A brain.A
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and a beautiful sunny meadow full of buttercups, butterflies and bluebirds.
Where do butterflies sleep? Q
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23On cater-pillows. A
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As well as being our home (moan), the treehouse is also where we make books together. I write the words and Terry draws the pictures.
Why did the fly fall off the wall?Q
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As you can see (groan), we’ve been doing this for quite a while now.
Because it had a piano tied to its leg.A
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There are, of course, a lot of distractions in a 104-storey treehouse (moan) …
What’s grey?Q
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27A melted penguin.A
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but somehow we always get our book written in the end (groan).
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? Q