centre democrat. (bellefonte, pa.) 1881-04-14 [p ] · the love tluil lasts. "iliked...

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The Love Tluil Lasts. " I liked a slcighritlc, io," she unfit, Doar Grandmother, whoso face in fair. Though five mil seventy yearn have spread Their silvery snow-shower* oil licr hair, " Iliked a slcighridc, too," naid she. " And there was one 1 used to know Who liked full well to ride with me." "But that wan long ago," 1 aaid. ? Yo a; that wan long ago." ' And I was fond of moonlight walks. We'd pare the village through and through, And have eueh friendly, pleaaant talks, Much friendly, pleasant ipiarrelM, too. My eyee were bine ami hia were brown; My tongue wan quick anil hia wna alow; 1 alway* laughed hia logic down." " But that waa long ago," 1 aaid. "Yes; long ami long ago." " My hooka were few, in those old timea; But eacti a word of sweet delight! And I remember writing rhyme*. And thinking I wa* l>om to write. The fooliah verae* ! Yea, 'tia true, They tloweil aa fountains upward tlow, i'ree a* the wind- aa empty too." " But that waa long ago," I aaid. ?' \h ! long, long ago." "Yet, first and last ami Wat of all, 1 loved great nature's royal grace; The atar.n that glow, the atorma that tall Aeroa* the beauty of her face; The ripened fruit, the whirling enow, The fresh graaa springing by the way." " But that," 1 aaid, " wa* long ago." " Nay, that wa* yesterday," Bhe said, "To-day and yesterday." .Viiri/ Aingf Ik- fire. LOVE ON THE OCEAN. "Now," aaid tho captain, "wenhati't woe any more land for a week, and yon young ladios'll have nothing to do bnt let some of thoao young follows fall in lovo with von." " Fall in lovo," criod Hetty, her tip- tiltod noso curling with incredulity and disgust. Who eonld fall in lovo at son, I'd like to know ?" " Wlto could ?" ftskisl tho captain ; in innocent surprise. " Why, everybody does. Why not 7' Hetty smiled in evident nnWliof, but glanced furtively across tho dock toward tho handsome young oftioor where lie leans on the rail blowing rings of smoke into the deep bine sky. Mi* hievous Doll and tho quirk-sighted captain detect both, and laugh unmerci- fully. Hetty blushes, and tho first officer uncompromisingly turns hialtack and a deaf oar to tho captain's guffaws. It is evening on ship Ward, dinner is over, tho day's work is done, and all are assembled on dock. Tho sun which has hung all day like a copper gong tipon a brass coiling, is now mercifully disappearing. The nionntains of Lower California shine in \u25a0 his fast fading rays like " tho golden hills of heaven," whilo one little hum- mock of an island, long ami -high and narrow, ri'-rs ont of the sea like the grave mound of sorao ocean god. For once the water is smooth ; noth. ing breaks its stillness but tho steamer's trail, and tho sea-gulls now and then brushing its surface. Far, far away?- far as tho eye can reach is nothing but tho same expanse of deep blue waters, broken only by thoso yellow hills, now fast vanishing into distance and night. Overhead, only another and wider ex- panse, still "deeply, darkly, beautifully bine," and behind a cloud the new moon jnst beginning to look forth upon the ,;erons world below. Frigsby, from London, explains to a gaping audience how tho scenery now before them suffers from comparison with that of tho Ithinc. Sam Boland, of Han F raticisco, carelessly replies to an inquirer that he is going prospecting for gold in Guatemala, acknowledges it to be a " pretty risky badness," admits tho conntry to bo fnll of road agents and bushwackors, "but reckons he'll pull through." Meantime Hetty and Dell, seeing tbo captain had a story in reserve, settled themselves to hear it. " Didn't 1 tell you how my first officer got married ! No? Well, nobody could * been sicker'n his wife when he courted Iter. I'll jnst tell you all nliotit it, if you like, " Well, you see, I haven't always been I captain of a first-class steamer no, ire! I ran away to sea when I was twelve years old, and I've worked my way up from the bottom of tho ladder. Well, when I was thirty I was captain of a largo sailing vessel that was in the j Booth American trade. " I sailed from the )>ort of Caliao, Han Francisco being my destination. My weeond officer was an Knglishman, lint j my first was an American, only two or throe years vrmiigor than I as good- looking a yonng fellow as ev. r I saw; , tall and'straight and handsome, with eyes like blno china. He was a right #©od fellow, too, brave and honntt, but frisky as a kitten and up to all sorts of larks. ? Well, wo crept up the coast, stop ping at every ninth door, as our orders obliged us to do, taking in all sorts of things, I looked for San Francisco. Finally we came to Han Jose do Guate- mala?that lies ninety miles inland? \ and there we hove to, and waited for a eh an co to go nshoro. "Did you ever hear of the surf on that coast, ladies? No? Well, it often rolls fifteen to twenty feet high, and n good part of the time no boat oau live in it. Horry wo are not going to stoji this trip, or you might seo it. You sco, there is really no harbor nothing bnt an open roadstead and, except in tho Bay of Fundy, this plaee shows the highest nnd lowest tide in tho world. The people there tried to build a break- water out beyond the surf, but it breaks over it half the time, and when it doesn't it knocks it to pieces. Sometimes ves- sels have to ride ut anchor for a week before they can put a boat ashore. " We'd only just hove to when I no- ticed that a ship at anchor not far tiff was making signals of distress, and that a boat was putting off in our direction. Of course we were anchored fur out be- yond the surf, and it was comparatively easy for the boat to reach us ; so it was soon alongside, and one of the men canto tip tho ship's side and told me ! what was wanted. " It appears that the ship was a coffee ship front Han Francisco, and hade com to Han Jose for a cargo. It wa; only j half loaded when one of the boats cup- I sized in tlit* surf, drowning the captain I and first officer. The second officer was j very low with a fever, and thoy had ] nobody to navigate the vessel ;so | they'd had to wait in port till some other ship came along and could lend 'em an ; officer or somebody who understood navigation. " Well, Icalled tip my first officer and ; put hint alsiard the coffee ship, and in a day or two wc both sailed. We were ' going over jnst the same ground?or sea, rather and as the two vessel*were equally fast we kept each other in sight most of the time. We'd boon ont about ten days, and were in American waters again, when all of a sudden the ship hove to, and signaled us to stop. We ray as close to them as we could, and then we hove to, and presently, through the gloss, I saw a boat being lowered, and there was a woman in it. '"Iwas surprised, as you may imag- ine, for I did not know there were any passengers <ut tho coffee ship, though there were half a dozen on inv own. In a few minutes up the side came my first officer, earryit. .? the prettiest little Sjtani.di girl 1 ever -aw. t >h, ladies, lie wa.' a beauty! ]'. > like tie tars ;n the i! ?!', and the sw.-cti t little fa -e ?kisses just sticking out all over it ' But wasn't she the sieke . little mortal that ever '? t fo-c on <1 h ? I tell von she was all green and yellow, and looked hiflf-siarv. 1. 1 do not b- ie-ve slo-'d kept down a quarter of a dinner for a j month past. * " ' Hull- . Jack !' aid I. 'what' the matter?' And 1 gave the huly u scat on the lounge in my cabin. The |w>or lit- tle thing couldn't ,t up straight, so I just hoi ted her frcLnp and made hr comfortable among the pillow " 4 Captain,' said he, 'I want yon to marry me to this yonng lady.' " ' Marry you !' said f. 'What do yon mean? She's too sick to be marriisl, man! Site can't stand tip If yon and she want to lie married, why don't you wait till yon get ashore? " Yon see, Indies, wc talked right out free before her, for she couldn't under- stand a word of Fnglish. "'lf yon wait till then,* said he, 'you and I'll be going to her funeral instead of her wedding. We've got to be married, and right away, and von have got to marry us.' " You see again, ladies, we w re very great friends outside the ship, and wi;< n we were alone together wc dropped all ceremony. " ' What in thunderaro yon in such a hurry for?* said I. " Why can't yttu wait until yon're ashore? Where are the lady's friends?' " ' Her stepfather's aboard mv ship,' he said. " ' I thought so;' said I; "nnd I won't have anything to do with it.' " He jnst turned nnd winked at me out of the tail of his eve,' and I then remembered, in a moment of misplaced confidence, I Intd told him some little circa instance* in regard to nty own marriage. "'Hem!' said ho, grinning like a; I monkey. 'I think they're sometimes justifiable. Now, jnst look here. Cap ; | listen, and I'll tell yon all ahont it. That little girl hits no relations -noth- ing but n stepfather, and she's dopend- ent on him for support. Well, the old \u25a0toot's a doctor, and crazy at that, or if he isn't he's the meanest cuss on earth, j He's taken it into his addled old head to discover a sure euro for seasickness, ' and because just the name of a ship sets j poor little Dolores to casting tip ac- j counts, he's Wen taking her on all aorta | of long voyages, and trying hia various decoctions on her. Ho I want to marry ( her to get her ont of his way. (if course Fin in love with her and all that,' said he, lo king kind of foolish, ' bnt if that was all, I'd wait till we got ashore. Of course I can't make him let tier alone un- less she's my wife, and if he has control of her much longer she'll never see port again.' " ' Do you mean to say," said I, star- ing at him in surprise, ' that he tries ex- periments on her?give's her things that aint medicine F a "' I do,' naitl nl"; ' and I mean to nay Unit tint hint thing ho gave her wax i a bottle of bug poitton, and it most i killed her.' a By the Plying Dutchman !' sniil I; it ' 1 should think it would! Where's the i old ooot now V i, "' Tn irons. I told him I wouldn't t have any such doing aboartl my ship, u and ho slapped my face. Ho I put him rt in irons and came off to you.' "Well, ladies, I just went over to the . sofa where the little girl was rolling her a big black eyes at us, and wondering t, what in thunder we were saying. " 'How old are you, my dear?' I asked c in Spanish. " You see, I'd beeli married inoro'n two years, and I thought I'd a sorter j- right to be paternal, t "'Eighteen, Honor Captain,' said she, in tint softest voice in the world. "Haiti I: 'Do you love this young ~,111011 and want to marry him? Yon , I needn't if you don't, because I'll see to ( I it that your stepfather doesn't bother > ] you any more.' , " I didn't dare look round at .luck, ft.r ! 1 know he'tl In- looking blacker'n thun- tler at me just then. Ami, imb ed, lie took step toward us; but I made liiiu keep off till she eonbl have answered for herself. ' I " Well, she blushed very prettily, olid > ! hesitattsl for a H(>eond, then miHwered I very sweetly that, if the Helen- Captain i didn't miml the trouble, she should ? j marry the Senor First Ofliei r. That the Seiior First tUlieer had been her only I friend; that although she had taken ! many voyages and seen many people, ; 1 she had never before found uny one who , ! dared to interfere in her behalf; that she ' felt von grateful to the Honor First \u25a0 ' t iflict*, and had now Iwoo me attached to hie:, and with the Honor Captain's jwr- mission, would gladly become his wife. "As she said this. Jack got out of sight liehind the door, put his thumb to his nose, and twirled his lingers at me - in the most disrespectful manner. 1 hail a great mind to put liitn in irons for mutiny?but no matter. "Of course there was nothing to ls> done except marry them; she was over eight, en, ami at sea the captain's on good as a |tarsou, you know. "Hoi called Up the jiassi-ngers and the officers; and the ladies dr- - . 1 her up in their own tlm ry, and we had a wedding in very short order. After that the ? -hip's surgeon pn scribed an antc<lnto for the bag j>oi .on. "The -is-ami oflicer went ov, r and took command of the cofi'-e ship in ?link's place, and ntbm-k Doloters' trunk and < lotliing. At first I thought we couldn't ;-ct along without him, for Jack wa.. deeply in love with his little ?Ifk girl I till) igllt he'll be of no manner of use. But we had good west her most of the time, ami Jack did his duty like a man. " But it was teal touehin rto ? e him go to his wife's cabin every day and bring her on deck and_tix ber comfort- ably on a be 1 the steward made for her under an awning. And there he'd nurse Imr and care for h<-r just as if he'd bi-en a sistciwof charity. Y'on might have men then. Mi s lietty, how a sailor eon love a woman. " Well, she soon got liettcr and stronger. Jack and tin* doctor fixed her up between them, and a healthier, livi licr, happi-r little woman never *et foot in Han I r.incise-i. Jack took Imr right to his married sister's, and there she stayed Wtwcen voyages till she had a lot of children, ami her husband bought Imr a house of her own. " What about the coflee ship? Oh, that made port a day before us, and the old doctor hail us all arrested the min- ute we toadied land. Ho we were all hauled up iii court, and Jack had it out with his stepfuther-in law. " 1 think that the court was ratlmr against us first, but the bug poison ami the slap in the face did the business, and turned everything in our favor. He was afterward decided to In* a lunatic, and turned over to bis brother's keeping. " What's lieeome of Jock? Why, lie sailed with me for several years as first officer; now he's captain of the enm- panion steamer to this. That good- looking yotutg fellow that's been making eyes at von, Miss Hetty, is his son, and I dare say that he agrees with his father ' that seasickness makes precious little difference when a man's in love." The moon is quite up now flooding the sea with silver. Between us and the shining mirror interpose* the heod of young Jack, in fine, clear cut silhouette. What wonder that Hetty has to put severe straint upon her eyes that they shall not wander in that di- rection ? The captain saunters away to do the* agreeable to other |>a*sengcr* while Dell strays down to the deck to tisten. fit a little closer quarters, to the tinkle of a guitar, and to a soft voice humming a Hjninish love song. As she strolls back she finds a mascu- line form usurping her ploee, and |>eep- ing tinder Hetty's downcast litis are a pair of earnest sailor eyes, whose dawn- ng love and ho|>os cannot frighten or quell. The widow of Judge Crocker (Cali- fornia's Cni'sns) has built a largo green- house for the lieneflt of the jioor, who are allowed to help themselves to the flowers. " Indian ('duration in Virginia, ? The effort lias been for a natural, all- -1 round growth rather tlinu a rapid one. Books, of course, are for a long time of ? no avail, and object-teaching, picture/. 1 and blackboards take their place, with every other device that ingenuity is equal to, often on the spur of the mo ? j nmnt, to keep up the interest anil ntten- " i tion of the umliseipled uiinds that, with I the best intentions ami strong desire to ' , know English, have small putience for r preliminary steps. A peripatetic class | was thus devised to relieve the tedium I | of the school-room, and hud, to speak literally and figuratively, quite a run. It usually began with leap-frog, and then went gnyly on to find its "books in the | running brooks, sermons in stones," etc. Geography is taught with molding saml ! and iron raised dissecting maps ; aritli- r | met it- ut first with blocks. Tim Indians ( are particularly fond of each, and the advanced class is quite expert in adding up columns of figures as long as a ledger i page, and equal to practjcul problem! of I every-day trade ami simple business ac- | counts. Nothing, however, can equal the i-hsrm of the printed page. Jt hits llm ' olil*iiiv-t.-ry of " the papt r that talks." I "If I cannot read when I go home," ; i -aid a voting brave, "my people will j laugh at tne." The gratitude of the Ht. , Augu-tini .over their tirat text book in 1 geography was touching. Beading, writiugand pi lling are taught together v by the word method and charts, loiter, , attractive little priiuaries have been very useful, and unbound numlx'rs of , eliildreii's liiugit/.inns, sueh as are used . in the schools. Most of the t Dakota* can now read at sight as simple j English as is found in these, and are . beginning to take pleasure in reading , or in listening to easy versions f of our childhood classics of Hob- , inson Crusoe, ard Oiristopbcr ("olum- , bus, and George Washington with his I little hatchet. One of their teachers r who tried the hatchet story on them in preparation for the li'-id of February says: "Such attentive listeners 1 never r \u25a0 saw before, Thi v v. ere |s-rfeetlv en- I raptured. They understood everything, j even to the moral. A few dr.vs ufter I this I was annoyed by talking in the i slmb. Wbt n 1 dki 1 who di 1 it, Cray , one blame 1 bis m iglil* r. I said: ' V w, Imys don't t. II a lie. Who will be a . (Jcnr \u25a0" Washing! n ' Two b. at one. it > .I up and said * We did it.' ' j Another ti-aele was b > -ncc< *f.;l ( with Imr moral, in trying to explain a . hymn they had learne Ito recite : , " Vtald list I . U-i!>|Sti in. r. r jrir J bug Iho n* ' day one of the girls came to i her, exclaiming, triumphantly: "I vie , tory' Ivi - ory' E mi.i Bulih< .1 g. t ? mal with me. H'o* big temptation, I fight lor. I ri. t<.rv"' // , IF. /- / ? \u25a0 ' Bnnr After Seal. On one < ,i.n J fin,] capitnl <q>- portunity of observing tjm movements of a b a* whi).- en -.*. ? <1 in ati attempt ' t" pr -tire him- if a meal. Bruin was first -. i n on tlm ice. about I.OflO * n I* from us, stealthly advancing toward a that was lying apparently a-h-. p I about &0d yard* off. AN ialiing to observe his motions, we made the lioat fa-t to the ice and concealed ourselves st the 1 >ot U>m. The Ix-ar enjit up verv oaution-ly toward his would-ls* pri r. ', ocra.ion;, 11 breakin ? through tin* thin rotten iee and swimming for some di tailed, irneliini - altogether under water. Having apjirooelusl to within about twenty or thirty yards of hi* victim, he nmde a rapid, headlong rush toward it, but only to meet with disap- pointment, for quick a* had !x*en In motions, thoae of the > al win* more rapid still, and In* vanished down his \u25a0 blow-hole heforo his a -gressor had covered half the distance thai Mcpanticd thiyn when lie mule his final elinrge. Tim l*nr, however, follow* d into the water, where he rvinaim 1 diving and searching abou' fur some little time ls*fore In emerged, snapping his jaw* j viciously, exidently much enraged at hi* failure, and behaving altogether in u very ravage manner. At this juncture tlm harpootier who was with me imitated the cry of n walrus, ami with sueh sne- ei si a - entirely to dr-ctfvc the liear, who. pricking up bis cars, quickly advnncad toward us, but only to meet his death from a bullet out of my rifle.?Cajihim H'trl/iam, oi (Si -ni H'nrrfa. Mlemfopic Wrlling. On a postcard on Tiewat an exbihition in Germanr there had l>eeti written in a < Human system of shorthand the large linnilierof "-1,000 words. Hubsoquentlv Mr. Hurst, of Hheificld, inKuglond, the publisher of the a short- hand magazine, offered prizes for minia- tun* shorthand. The writing was to lie legible to the naked eye, and Ut 1m on one side of an English jiostcard, which i* considerably smaller than a German card, *.£i,<KM) words on the former being reckoned equivalent to .'ta.tNH) on the latter. l"ho first prize in this competi- j tion was awarded to 0. H. Davidson, whose |H>stcanl contained 89,888 wonls, including ,the whole of Goldsmith's "HhttHtoojsti Conquer," an essay on John Mor lev, and half of Holcroft's " Itoml to Ruin." HpoopcmljkeN Adventure with a Bog. " Ijook here, my dear," said Mr. . SjMiopiuidyke, as h led it huge and f shaggy dog into his wife's room, "I've got a dog a frieml of minn gave ine. 1 What do you think of him ?" "Good gracious I" exclaimed Mr*. ' Hpcopondyke mounting a chair in dis may. "Is ho mad ?" 1 " No, Mrs. Hpoojiendykc," retortml 1 her bustnind, " lie not only is not mail, but lie isn't 11 stepladder either, or a 1 bird's-eye view. He's a dog, and if yon , don't get down off that chair, he'll probably bite your legs off." Mrs. Hpoopemlvke sat down 011 her foot and eyeil the brute with some trejii- -1 (hit ion. ? " Maybe he's got the hydrophobia," he suggested byway of u hearty we|- ' ; come. 1 1 "P'raps ho lias," agreed Air. Hpoop- emlyke, " but if lie has lie' got it in his pocket. Cotno In re, doggim, iloggee, r i doggee !" and Mr. SpoojM-ndyke Kiiap- jh-iI his fingers persuasively. " Why don't he coine when you call hiin ?" ttskeil Sirs. Spoopemlyki-, \u25a0]\u25a0 eidv interested in the proceeding . , " Bccsu -- you make *ueh adod g.i* , ted noi-'i yon scare him," exclaimed , Bpoopondyke. "Gome, dogge.-, ih>g gee !" " i don't quite like (ho Way his tongue hang, out,"objis-tcd Mrs.'Sp'sqi. endykc. "It don't look natural." " Maybe you don't like the way hi- tail bangs out, either. I r raps you think that's artificial, too. With your I information about dogs you only need a slat bottom and a brok< 11 hinge to lx- n dog jxiuml. Keep quiet, now, wliile I tench him i-onn- trick-. Come here, doggee ! Hit up, sir!" 'I lie dog stretched out his forelegs, opened !5 month like a folding IsMlsteud and gr<>wl-il. "What nuikes him do tlmt, Mr. Kjxxq endykc. " Who do you s'|xise made him do it ? Thinks he works on a wire? Got a notion he goes by steam? He don't. I tell ye, he's alive, and lie ibx-s it lx . atl-i* that's the bent of his measly nit d. AN hat an* ye sitting up there for? Can't ye see he d -n't like itf Now you -g -till. Here. ?! . ih'gg. e, I- id doggee, jt Hp Ilx ? and Mr. Hjioopcndyko held up an admonitory finger. "II- I - ? .1 Mr. Hp--0J < i.dy !.e v-ith ativt! !lian i. -.- ng ,la , <-. "lie' h .-ri -* y," -i \u25a0 -!?? 1 Mr-? Hpoop ? udyki-. "D \u25a0 -> d-> not like tint wln-n the;, want to be la)., , down in the var-I and fed." "(f e- :r( ? u knw," gruinbled Mr. B]Ki|xtnlvkc. "All you want is JH rfert jgi oroin eon the part of the po- lice )\u25a0 t a <log f -ht. (t it anything in the h ;i> ft r him b <-.it "Til- i--'s \u25a0-ui.<- eoi-1 oy-.ter t< iv arnl a piece of cu-tar-1 pie " "That's i'!" rarad Mr S| peudykw. " i 111?' i what the matter with the dog. He want- pit ! Aon'v.* -it it. bill "nil ? In - miT.iitti \u25a0 and ali ht ox i r the proceed* to be a bench show. AYliere" till iV'tirs? Hain't ye got une e !<1 i he? (iivc him a lem-yi to star hi stomach!" and Mr. Hjxi-qicn- dyke jttmjxcd strsi-tht up into tlm air and l.n i 1 on tlm dog. The dog made for tlm op-*n air with a le-wl. and Mr. Hpoop- i dyk- f-a'lo r--1 up Iw.-It.- En - ket* of him i-lf and lo k-- l after hi- prize. " Never mind, dear," sn*il Mr*. Hpoop. . .lyk--. S 'dlnnglv, "he'll come lck." " If he doe* I'll kill him," shouted Mr. HjvKip ndyke. " Hi-<* w hat you've done ? A iri've made me ln-e mr dog and torn my trousers. Anything more about dogi yon don't know? Got any tnor intellitfpne- to impart about do -*? All you want i* a bucket of brandv around Totir imck and a anow-stonn to be a monk of Ht. Bernard," with which logi- al conclusion Mr. Kpoopcndyke le- --gan exploring hia outlying districts for possible bites, while hi* wife -jx*cu- lated upon the snlxation of tie* cold nyst. ,-n and tie custard pie bv the sud- den and eminently satisfactory disaf- fection of tlm dog.?HrfuJcfyn . AN bite House Fxpen-e* It rany bo news to some jxrons to know that the President's salary of s.*\u25a0o,ooo a year is not one-half the ex- penses of the White House and it* oceu pan!* to th" government. Wo give the . items of the pa*t year a* an illustration: ( VMnpcaxoti-n of Pmi-tiat jy^nw of tYivate Nccri-tary. ;; 2Vi do of Assi-l-nt K-st-!rx 2, VVI to of l*o lb.. ? itire llms at *(.\u25a0< 4.0*1 do of Kt"feoara|*(ii-r.. l.*i*t do of Niewatd i,*i*i do l Mossenaor ainl t sbi-r do of l'arnaei'-keeix r wa do of me* Niiftif Wslcbmau KM do ..f one NiVit t'sber |JM do of two tinOl'abera a 11. |i- do ' of ism t'-bcr at Mivn Vary'a duo* I,*lo do of two Ip(.rlp(.r at si.KOI 2 l'< ilo of onef'lrrk 1.-i*' do ofofipCterk !.4* do of i xi* Icrk I 200 do of om* Trlcgrapb 0|- rator.. 1.100 do f.r four Mi-s-h-hu* !* (to wait i Ihi- tlx- tlirro Clerks and Tr!i-g(S|d fVjwiastor* nominallv. hut r-all* c-r- --x-an'c) tU ll.it*' 4.000 Tarn hotv.w for Mcs-cagrrw, to tw* for- uislnst by Hecrcbiry of War. nomi- nallv for il*. of kiwntlrra, l*t really for Hc-ri tao '* earriaK* not given?new iti-ml ?? CfNilingnnt ? x|*cnw-s fi,o(w fironnds aontli of Kxrsnltvc Mansion.. R, OIKI ItefnrniatilnK, Kspaira and Onrcnhmiai*. S.V.nno Total #120,210 AII Extraordinary ?. i AmiHit extraordinary natural aoci- ,j dnt, un<i one for tho discussion of e physicians, came to light short lime , j ago at Louisville, Ky., in whicli a noodle 4 tnkon into tli'- f.x.t of a lady nine yearn ( ago worked out of tin- thigh of her third j child t on.; jor. Tim lady in ? question i tho wife of Mr. Harry I aims, J a cigsrmakor, who live* on Market ! street, near Wctixel. At tho time of the accident Mr*. Isaacs W* unmarried, and wan then Miss I'aulJno Guldens. Tho needle was encountered in a ear- pet and jx iietrated her foot the full j length. A physician was celled in irn- mediately, but the needle could not IM. found, although it was known ? t'i be in the foot. Hhe RtifTered great pain and for four months was unable to leave her bed. During that period three physicians ma<lo frequent at- -1 tempts to extract the needle, and the ? knife was used extensively, however, ? without success. Miss Cftklciu was quite fleshy lx fore the accident, hut fell oil greatly from her long confinement. ' At length she was able to got about with the aid f crutch's, but she earn tin- ned to sutler from the noodle. The pain decreased gradually and she re- -1 gained her former fleshiness. Finally she felt the needle only at periods when tlcre was a chang ? in the weather, a The movement of tho needle seemed to lx- upward, and tho jxiint was uot s'a- tiolmrv, but moved with tho needle, s About live years ago sbe was marred to a Mr. Harry Isaacs. Three children are r the fruit of their union, the youngest of | which is a lx.y named Arthur, who is altout a year old. The pain which I troubles! the mother left her even ln-fore , t the birth of the child. and tho total .lis- apjx-arance of tlicj'ain she was wont to , feel was a subject of remark and pleas- -1 ore to lier. On a recent Monday her l*by, who has since its birth mani- fested a kindly disposition, was e very restless, and criod un- ceasinglv all night. The cause of the '> child s ailim-nt was not discovered until e the following morning, when in giving ? it n bath the mother discovered some- , thing black protruding through the skin of the child's thigh. Hho caught t hold of it, and was frightened when she ? fonrd tli thing of a resisting substance. , She, however, used a little force, and soon extra--te<l tin-dark obj. t Imagine her surprise when she found it was a needle, black and corroded. The eye br< i. off in her band wbib examining it. TIL" recollection of DM M lie, . w i.icb li:. 1 cans, if Jo r niuch pain, came |'| Hj b f .re the mother, and she f, It keenly for her child, i hemaicmhcraiicc of her relief from the fain also 1 rcod it if on the mother, and the csiinec- tion of the two -erred as a dew as to bow the needle carnt to be in the child's thigh. The mother aav* it would IK* almost impossible for the child to have t.. en ~j. the nc dl. without hcrfinding it *ut. a. th< Id would have made it known in piteous cries as it did when the needle worked out. Itattling. i !:o end of the day is the best time for a -bath; a sponge and a course towel have often cured insom- nia whore di.e >dinm failed. A bucket- ful f tepid water will do for ordinary purposes; daily shower baths in winter- lime are c prep. .-.tenons as hot drinks in the .fog days, lins-ian baths and ice- water cur. owe thoirropute to the same popular delusion that avriW* miracu- lous virtues to nauseating drug, the mi-trust of our natural instincts culmi- nating in the idea that all natural things must lie injurious to man, and that the efficacy *>f a rem. ly d<q>en.l* on the degree of its repulsiveneaa. Ninety- nine boy in a hundred would rather fake the bitterest medicine than n cold l<ath in mid-winter. If we leave children luid animals to the guidance of their 1 instincts they will Weorne amphibious in the dog-slays, and quench their thirst at tlm coldest sjwing without f.-ar <>f injurious consequences; but in winter- time even wild tx-nsts avoid imm.-rsion with an instinctive dread. A Canadian War will make a wide circuit, or pick his way over the floe* rather than swim a hike in cold weather. Itaptist mission- aries do not report'many revivals Wfore .hum. Warm springs,on the other hand, attract all the bird* and Wast* that stay with us in winter-time; the hot spas of Hock port, Arkansas, are visited ly nightly by raccoons and foxes in spite of all torchlight hunts; and Hax than sen tells ti* that in hard winters the tlieren:. of Pactigorsk, in the eastern Caucasus, attract deer and wild lioga from the distant Terek valley. I know the claims of the livdro]int.liic SCIHM.I, and the arguments pro and con, but the main points of controversy still hinge upon the iasue Wtwcen nature's testimony and lr. PrieasntU'a.? P-pnl-ir Science- A Wall'for Win*. An Jowa paper cla ms that the sup- ply of marriageable girls there is not equal to the demand, as there are two men to one woman in that State. Tho paper send* the following wail to other States: " Send along your sister*, and your cousins, and your aunt*. KemcinWr we want none'of your scrawny, wasp- wanted. squint eyed, coeroetio-waahed, freckled laced kind, but healthy, hand some, wide-awake, go-ahead girls, who have been pr emitted to grow up as the Lonl made them."

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Page 1: Centre Democrat. (Bellefonte, Pa.) 1881-04-14 [p ] · The Love Tluil Lasts. "Iliked aslcighritlc, io," she unfit, Doar Grandmother, whoso face in fair. Though five mil seventy yearn

The Love Tluil Lasts." I liked a slcighritlc, io," she unfit,

Doar Grandmother, whoso face in fair.Though five mil seventy yearn have spread

Their silvery snow-shower* oil licr hair," Iliked a slcighridc, too," naid she.

" And there was one 1 used to know

Who liked full well to ride with me.""But that wan long ago,"

1 aaid.? Yo a; that wan long ago."

' And I was fond of moonlight walks.We'd pare the village through and through,

And have eueh friendly, pleaaant talks,Much friendly, pleasant ipiarrelM, too.

My eyee were bine ami hia were brown;

My tongue wan quick anil hia wna alow;

1 alway* laughed hia logic down."" But that waa long ago,"

1 aaid."Yes; long ami long ago."

" My hooka were few, in those old timea;

But eacti a word of sweet delight!

And Iremember writing rhyme*.

And thinking I wa* l>om to write.

The fooliah verae* ! Yea, 'tia true,

They tloweil aa fountains upward tlow,

i'ree a* the wind- aa empty too.""But that waa long ago,"

I aaid.?' \h ! long, long ago."

"Yet, first and last ami Wat of all,

1 loved great nature's royal grace;The atar.n that glow, the atorma that tall

Aeroa* the beauty of her face;

The ripened fruit, the whirling enow,The fresh graaa springing by the way."

"But that," 1 aaid, " wa* long ago."" Nay, that wa* yesterday,"

Bhe said,"To-day and yesterday."

.Viiri/Aingf Ik- fire.

LOVE ON THE OCEAN.

"Now," aaid tho captain, "wenhati'twoe any more land for a week, and yonyoung ladios'll have nothing to do bntlet some of thoao young follows fall inlovo with von."

" Fall in lovo," criod Hetty, her tip-tiltod noso curling with incredulity anddisgust. Who eonld fall in lovo at son,I'd like to know ?"

" Wlto could ?" ftskisl tho captain ; ininnocent surprise. " Why, everybodydoes. Why not 7'

Hetty smiled in evident nnWliof, butglanced furtively across tho dock towardtho handsome young oftioor where lieleans on the rail blowing rings of smokeinto the deep bine sky.

Mi* hievous Doll and tho quirk-sightedcaptain detect both, and laugh unmerci-fully. Hetty blushes, and tho firstofficer uncompromisingly turns hialtackand a deaf oar to tho captain's guffaws.

It is evening on ship Ward, dinner isover, tho day's work is done, and all are

assembled on dock.Tho sun which has hung all day like

a copper gong tipon a brass coiling, isnow mercifully disappearing. Thenionntains of Lower California shine in

\u25a0 his fast fading rays like " tho goldenhills of heaven," whilo one little hum-mock of an island, long ami -high andnarrow, ri'-rs ont of the sea like thegrave mound of sorao ocean god.

For once the water is smooth ; noth.ing breaks its stillness but tho steamer'strail, and tho sea-gulls now and thenbrushing its surface. Far, far away?-far as tho eye can reach is nothingbut tho same expanse of deep bluewaters, broken only by thoso yellowhills, now fast vanishing into distanceand night.

Overhead, only another and wider ex-panse, still "deeply, darkly, beautifullybine," and behind a cloud the new moonjnst beginning to look forth upon the

,;erons world below.Frigsby, from London, explains to a

gaping audience how tho scenery nowbefore them suffers from comparisonwith that of tho Ithinc. Sam Boland, ofHan F raticisco, carelessly replies to an

inquirer that he is going prospectingfor gold in Guatemala, acknowledgesit to be a " pretty risky badness," admitstho conntry to bo fnll of road agentsand bushwackors, "but reckons he'llpull through." Meantime Hetty andDell, seeing tbo captain had a story inreserve, settled themselves to hear it.

" Didn't 1 tell you how my first officergot married ! No? Well, nobody could* been sicker'n his wifewhen he courtedIter. I'll jnst tell you all nliotit it, ifyou like,

" Well, you see, I haven't always been

Icaptain of a first-class steamer no,ire! I ran away to sea when I wastwelve years old, and I've worked myway up from the bottom of tho ladder.Well, when I was thirty I was captain

of a largo sailing vessel that was in the jBooth American trade.

" I sailed from the )>ort of Caliao, Han

Francisco being my destination. My

weeond officer was an Knglishman, lint jmy first was an American, only two orthroe years vrmiigor than I as good-looking a yonng fellow as ev. r I saw; ,tall and'straight and handsome, witheyes like blno china. He was a right

#©od fellow, too, brave and honntt, but

frisky as a kitten and up to all sorts of

larks.? Well, wo crept up the coast, stop

ping at every ninth door, as our ordersobliged us to do, taking in all sorts of

things, Ilooked for San Francisco.Finally we came to Han Jose do Guate-mala?that lies ninety miles inland? \

and there we hove to, and waited for a

eh anco to go nshoro."Did you ever hear of the surf on

that coast, ladies? No? Well, it often

rolls fifteen to twenty feet high, and n

good part of the time no boat oau live

in it. Horry wo are not going to stojithis trip, or you might seo it. You sco,there is really no harbor nothing bnt

an open roadstead and, except in thoBay of Fundy, this plaee shows thehighest nnd lowest tide in tho world.

The people there tried to build a break-water out beyond the surf, but it breaksover it half the time, and when it doesn'tit knocks it to pieces. Sometimes ves-sels have to ride ut anchor for a week

before they can put a boat ashore." We'd only just hove to when I no-

ticed that a ship at anchor not far tiff

was making signals of distress, and that

a boat was putting off in our direction.

Of course we were anchored fur out be-yond the surf, and it was comparativelyeasy for the boat to reach us ; so it was

soon alongside, and one of the men

canto tip tho ship's side and told me! what was wanted.

" It appears that the ship was a coffeeship front Han Francisco, and hade comto Han Jose for a cargo. It wa; only

j half loaded when one of the boats cup-I sized in tlit* surf, drowning the captainI and first officer. The second officer was

j very low with a fever, and thoy had] nobody to navigate the vessel ;so

| they'd had to wait in port till some othership came along and could lend 'em an

; officer or somebody who understoodnavigation.

" Well, Icalled tip my first officer and; put hint alsiard the coffee ship, and in a

day or two wc both sailed. We were

' going over jnst the same ground?orsea, rather and as the two vessel*wereequally fast we kept each other in sightmost of the time. We'd boon ont aboutten days, and were in American watersagain, when all of a sudden the shiphove to, and signaled us to stop. Weray as close to them as we could, andthen we hove to, and presently, throughthe gloss, I saw a boat being lowered,and there was a woman in it.'"Iwas surprised, as you may imag-

ine, for I did not know there were anypassengers <ut tho coffee ship, thoughthere were half a dozen on inv own. Ina few minutes up the side came my firstofficer, earryit. .? the prettiest littleSjtani.di girl 1 ever -aw. t >h, ladies,lie wa.' a beauty! ]'. > like tie tars

;n the i! ?!', and the sw.-cti t little fa -e

?kisses just sticking out all over it 'But wasn't she the sieke . little mortalthat ever '? t fo-c on <1 h ? I tell vonshe was all green and yellow, and lookedhiflf-siarv. 1. 1 do not b- ie-ve slo-'dkept down a quarter of a dinner for a

j month past. *

" ' Hull- . Jack !' aid I. 'what' thematter?' And 1 gave the huly u scat on

the lounge in my cabin. The |w>or lit-tle thing couldn't ,t up straight, so Ijust hoi ted her frcLnp and made hrcomfortable among the pillow

" 4 Captain,' said he, 'I want yon tomarry me to this yonng lady.'

" ' Marry you !' said f. 'What do yonmean? She's too sick to be marriisl,man! Site can't stand tip If yon andshe want to lie married, why don't youwait till yon get ashore?

" Yon see, Indies, wc talked right outfree before her, for she couldn't under-stand a word of Fnglish."'lf yon wait till then,* said he,

'you and I'll be going to her funeralinstead of her wedding. We've got to

be married, and right away, and vonhave got to marry us.'

" You see again, ladies, we w re verygreat friends outside the ship, and wi;< nwe were alone together wc dropped allceremony.

" ' What in thunderaro yon in such a

hurry for?* said I. " Why can't yttu waituntil yon're ashore? Where are thelady's friends?'

"

' Her stepfather's aboard mv ship,'he said.

" ' I thought so;' said I; "nnd I won'thave anything to do with it.'

" He jnst turned nnd winked at meout of the tail of his eve,' and I thenremembered, in a moment of misplacedconfidence, I Intd told him some littlecirca instance* in regard to nty ownmarriage.

"'Hem!' said ho, grinning like a;

I monkey. 'I think they're sometimesjustifiable. Now, jnst look here. Cap ;

| listen, and I'll tell yon all ahont it.That little girl hits no relations -noth-ing but n stepfather, and she's dopend-ent on him for support. Well, the old\u25a0toot's a doctor, and crazy at that, or ifhe isn't he's the meanest cuss on earth,

j He's taken it into his addled old headto discover a sure euro for seasickness,

' and because just the name of a ship setsj poor little Dolores to casting tip ac-

j counts, he's Wen taking her on all aorta| of long voyages, and trying hia variousdecoctions on her. Ho Iwant to marry

( her to get her ont of his way. (if courseFin in love with her and all that,' saidhe, lo king kind of foolish, ' bnt if thatwas all, I'd wait tillwe got ashore. Ofcourse I can't make him let tier alone un-less she's my wife, and if he has controlof her much longer she'll never see portagain.'

" ' Do you mean to say," said I, star-ing at him in surprise, ' that he tries ex-periments on her?give's her things thataint medicine F

a "' I do,' naitl nl"; ' and I mean tonay Unit tint hint thing ho gave her wax

i a bottle of bug poitton, and it mosti killed her.'

a By the Plying Dutchman !' sniil I;it ' 1 should think it would! Where's thei old ooot now Vi, "' Tn irons. I told him I wouldn't

t have any such doing aboartl my ship,u and ho slapped my face. Ho I put him

rt in irons and came off to you.'"Well, ladies, I just went over to the

. sofa where the little girl was rolling her

a big black eyes at us, and wonderingt, what in thunder we were saying.

" 'How old are you, my dear?' I asked

c in Spanish."You see, I'd beeli married inoro'n

two years, and I thought I'd a sorterj- right to be paternal,

t "'Eighteen, Honor Captain,' said she,in tint softest voice in the world.

"Haiti I: 'Do you love this young~,111011 and want to marry him? Yon, I needn't if you don't, because I'll see to

( I it that your stepfather doesn't bother> ] you any more.'

, " I didn't dare look round at .luck, ft.r! 1 know he'tl In- looking blacker'n thun-tler at me just then. Ami, imb ed, lietook step toward us; but I made liiiukeep off till she eonbl have answered forherself.

' I" Well, she blushed very prettily, olid

> ! hesitattsl for a H(>eond, then miHwered

I very sweetly that, if the Helen- Captaini didn't miml the trouble, she should

? j marry the Senor First Ofliei r. That the

Seiior First tUlieer had been her onlyI friend; that although she had taken

! many voyages and seen many people,; 1 she had never before found uny one who, ! dared to interfere in her behalf; that she' felt von grateful to the Honor First

\u25a0 ' t iflict*, and had now Iwoo me attached tohie:, and with the Honor Captain's jwr-

mission, would gladly become his wife."As she said this. Jack got out of

sight liehind the door, put his thumb to

his nose, and twirled his lingers at me- in the most disrespectful manner. 1 hail

a great mind to put liitn in irons for

mutiny?but no matter."Of course there was nothing to ls>

done except marry them; she was overeight, en, ami at sea the captain's on good

as a |tarsou, you know."Hoi called Up the jiassi-ngers and

the officers; and the ladies dr- - . 1 herup in their own tlm ry, and we had a

wedding in very short order. Afterthat the ? -hip's surgeon pn scribed anantc<lnto for the bag j>oi .on.

"The -is-ami oflicer went ov, r andtook command of the cofi'-e ship in?link's place, and ntbm-k Doloters'trunk and < lotliing. At first I thought

we couldn't ;-ct along without him, forJack wa.. deeply in love with his little

?Ifk girl I till) igllt he'll be of nomanner of use. But we had goodwest her most of the time, ami Jack didhis duty like a man.

" But it was teal touehin rto ? e himgo to his wife's cabin every day andbring her on deck and_tix ber comfort-

ably on a be 1 the steward made for herunder an awning. And there he'd nurseImr and care for h<-r just as if he'd bi-ena sistciwof charity. Y'on might have men

then. Mi s lietty, how a sailor eon lovea woman.

" Well, she soon got liettcr andstronger. Jack and tin* doctor fixedher up between them, and a healthier,livi licr, happi-r little woman never *etfoot in Han I r.incise-i. Jack took Imrright to his married sister's, and thereshe stayed Wtwcen voyages till she hada lot of children, ami her husbandbought Imr a house of her own.

" What about the coflee ship? Oh,that made port a day before us, and theold doctor hail us all arrested the min-ute we toadied land. Ho we were allhauled up iii court, and Jack had it outwith his stepfuther-in law.

" 1 think that the court was ratlmragainst us first, but the bug poison amithe slap in the face did the business,and turned everything in our favor. Hewas afterward decided to In* a lunatic,and turned over to bis brother's keeping.

" What's lieeome of Jock? Why, liesailed with me for several years as firstofficer; now he's captain of the enm-panion steamer to this. That good-looking yotutg fellow that's been makingeyes at von, Miss Hetty, is his son, andI dare say that he agrees with his father

' that seasickness makes precious littledifference when a man's in love."

The moon is quite up now floodingthe sea with silver. Between us and theshining mirror interpose* the heod ofyoung Jack, in fine, clear cutsilhouette. What wonder that Hettyhas to put severe straint upon her eyesthat they shall not wander in that di-rection ?

The captain saunters away to do the*agreeable to other |>a*sengcr* whileDell strays down to the deck to tisten.fit a little closer quarters, to the tinkleof a guitar, and to a soft voice humminga Hjninish love song.

As she strolls back she finds a mascu-line form usurping her ploee, and |>eep-

ing tinder Hetty's downcast litis are a

pair of earnest sailor eyes, whose dawn-ng love and ho|>os cannot frighten orquell.

The widow of Judge Crocker (Cali-fornia's Cni'sns) has built a largo green-house for the lieneflt of the jioor, whoare allowed to help themselves to theflowers.

" Indian ('duration in Virginia,?

The effort lias been for a natural, all--1 round growth rather tlinu a rapid one.

Books, of course, are for a long time of? no avail, and object-teaching, picture/.

1 and blackboards take their place, withevery other device that ingenuity isequal to, often on the spur of the mo

? j nmnt, to keep up the interest anil ntten-" i tion of the umliseipled uiinds that, with

I the best intentions ami strong desire to' , know English, have small putience forr preliminary steps. A peripatetic class

| was thus devised to relieve the tedium

I | of the school-room, and hud, to speakliterally and figuratively, quite a run.It usually began with leap-frog, and thenwent gnyly on to find its "books in the

| running brooks, sermons in stones," etc.Geography is taught with molding saml

! and iron raised dissecting maps ; aritli-

r | met it- ut first with blocks. Tim Indians( are particularly fond of each, and the

advanced class is quite expert in addingup columns of figures as long as a ledger

i page, and equal to practjcul problem! ofI every-day trade ami simple business ac-

| counts.Nothing, however, can equal the

i-hsrm of the printed page. Jt hits llm' olil*iiiv-t.-ry of " the papt r that talks."

I "IfI cannot read when I go home,"

; i -aid a voting brave, "my people willj laugh at tne." The gratitude of the Ht., Augu-tini .over their tirat text book in

1 geography was touching. Beading,writiugand pi lling are taught together

v by the word method and charts, loiter,

, attractive little priiuaries have beenvery useful, and unbound numlx'rs of

, eliildreii's liiugit/.inns, sueh as are used. in the schools. Most of the

t Dakota* can now read at sight as simplej English as is found in these, and are

. beginning to take pleasure in reading, or in listening to easy versionsf of our childhood classics of Hob-, inson Crusoe, ard Oiristopbcr ("olum-

, bus, and George Washington with hisI little hatchet. One of their teachers

r who tried the hatchet story on them inpreparation for the li'-id of Februarysays: "Such attentive listeners 1 never

r \u25a0 saw before, Thi v v. ere |s-rfeetlv en-I raptured. They understood everything,

j even to the moral. A few dr.vs ufter

I this I was annoyed by talking in thei slmb. Wbt n 1 dki 1 who di 1 it, Cray, one blame 1 bis m iglil* r. I said: ' V w,

Imys don't t. II a lie. Who will be a. (Jcnr \u25a0" Washing! n ' Two b. at

one. it > .I up and said * We did it.' 'j Another ti-aele was b > -ncc< *f.;l

( with Imr moral, in trying to explain a. hymn they had learne Ito recite :

," Vtald list I . U-i!>|Sti in. r. r jrir J bug

Iho n* ' day one of the girls came to

i her, exclaiming, triumphantly: "I vie, tory' Ivi - ory' E mi.i Bulih< .1 g. t

? mal with me. H'o* big temptation, Ifight lor. I ri. t<.rv"' // , IF. /- /

? \u25a0

' Bnnr After Seal.On one < ,i.n J fin,] capitnl <q>-

portunity of observing tjm movementsof a b a* whi).- en -.*. ? <1 in ati attempt

' t" pr -tire him- if a meal. Bruin wasfirst -. i n on tlm ice. about I.OflO * n I*from us, stealthly advancing toward a

that was lying apparently a-h-. p

I about &0d yard* off. AN ialiing to observehis motions, we made the lioat fa-t tothe ice and concealed ourselves st the

1>ot U>m. The Ix-ar enjit up verv

oaution-ly toward his would-ls* pri r.', ocra.ion;, 11 breakin ? through tin* thin

rotten iee and swimming for some ditailed, irneliini - altogether underwater. Having apjirooelusl to withinabout twenty or thirty yards of hi*victim, he nmde a rapid, headlong rushtoward it, but only to meet with disap-pointment, for quick a* had !x*en Inmotions, thoae of the > al win* morerapid still, and In* vanished down his

\u25a0 blow-hole heforo his a -gressor hadcovered half the distance thai Mcpanticdthiyn when lie mule his final elinrge.Tim l*nr, however, follow* d into thewater, where he rvinaim 1 diving andsearching abou' fur some little timels*fore In emerged, snapping his jaw*

j viciously, exidently much enraged athi* failure, and behaving altogether inu very ravage manner. At this juncturetlm harpootier who was with me imitatedthe cry of n walrus, ami with sueh sne-ei si a - entirely to dr-ctfvc the liear, who.pricking up bis cars, quickly advnncadtoward us, but only to meet his deathfrom a bullet out of my rifle.?CajihimH'trl/iam, oi (Si -ni H'nrrfa.

Mlemfopic Wrlling.

On a postcard on Tiewat an exbihitionin Germanr there had l>eeti written in a< Human system of shorthand the largelinnilierof "-1,000 words. HubsoquentlvMr. Hurst, of Hheificld, inKuglond, thepublisher of the a short-hand magazine, offered prizes for minia-tun* shorthand. The writing was to lielegible to the naked eye, and Ut 1m onone side of an English jiostcard, whichi* considerably smaller than a Germancard, *.£i,<KM) words on the former beingreckoned equivalent to .'ta.tNH) on thelatter. l"ho first prize in this competi-

j tion was awarded to 0. H. Davidson,whose |H>stcanl contained 89,888 wonls,including ,the whole of Goldsmith's"HhttHtoojsti Conquer," an essay onJohn Morlev, and half of Holcroft's" Itoml to Ruin."

HpoopcmljkeN Adventure with a Bog." Ijook here, my dear," said Mr.

. SjMiopiuidyke, as h led it huge andf shaggy dog into his wife's room, "I've

got a dog a frieml of minn gave ine.

1 What do you think of him ?"

"Good gracious I" exclaimed Mr*.' Hpcopondyke mounting a chair in dis

may. "Is ho mad ?"

1 " No, Mrs. Hpoojiendykc," retortml1 her bustnind, " lie not only is not mail,

but lie isn't 11 stepladder either, or a

1 bird's-eye view. He's a dog, and if yon, don't get down off that chair, he'llprobably bite your legs off."

Mrs. Hpoopemlvke sat down 011 herfoot and eyeil the brute with some trejii-

-1 (hition.

? " Maybe he's got the hydrophobia,"he suggested byway of u hearty we|-

' ; come.

1 1 "P'raps ho lias," agreed Air. Hpoop-emlyke, "but if lie has lie' got it in hispocket. Cotno In re, doggim, iloggee,

r i doggee !" and Mr. SpoojM-ndyke Kiiap-jh-iI his fingers persuasively.

" Why don't he coine when you callhiin ?" ttskeil Sirs. Spoopemlyki-, \u25a0]\u25a0 eidvinterested in the proceeding .

, " Bccsu -- you make *ueh adod g.i*

, ted noi-'i yon scare him," exclaimed, Bpoopondyke. "Gome, dogge.-, ih>g

gee !"

" i don't quite like (ho Way histongue hang, out,"objis-tcd Mrs.'Sp'sqi.endykc. "It don't look natural."

" Maybe you don't like the way hi-tail bangs out, either. Irraps youthink that's artificial, too. With your

I information about dogs you only needa slat bottom and a brok< 11 hinge to lx-n dog jxiuml. Keep quiet, now, wliile Itench him i-onn- trick-. Come here,doggee ! Hit up, sir!"

'I lie dog stretched out his forelegs,opened !5 month like a folding IsMlsteudand gr<>wl-il.

"What nuikes him do tlmt, Mr.Kjxxq endykc. " Who do you s'|xisemade him do it ? Thinks he works on awire? Got a notion he goes by steam?He don't. I tell ye, he's alive, and lieibx-s it lx . atl-i* that's the bent of hismeasly nit d. AN hat an* ye sitting upthere for? Can't ye see he d -n't likeitf Now you -g -till. Here. ?! .ih'gg. e, I- id doggee, jt Hp Ilx ?and Mr. Hjioopcndyko held up an

admonitory finger."II- I - ? .1 Mr. Hp--0J < i.dy !.e

v-ith ativt! !lian i. -.- ng ,la , <-.

"lie' h .-ri -* y," -i \u25a0 -!?? 1 Mr-? Hpoop? udyki-. "D \u25a0 -> d-> not like tint wln-nthe;, want to be la)., , down in the var-Iand fed."

"(f e- :r( ? u knw," gruinbledMr. B]Ki|xtnlvkc. "All you want isJH rfert jgioroin eon the part of the po-lice )\u25a0 t a <log f -ht. (t it anything inthe h ;i> ft r him b <-.it

"Til- i--'s \u25a0-ui.<- eoi-1 oy-.ter t< iv arnla piece of cu-tar-1 pie "

"That's i'!" rarad Mr S| peudykw." i 111?' i what the matter with the

dog. He want- pit ! Aon'v.* -it it.bill "nil ? In - miT.iitti \u25a0 and ali htox i r the proceed* to be a bench show.AYliere" till iV'tirs? Hain't ye got

une e !<1 i he? (iivc him a lem-yi to

star hi stomach!" and Mr. Hjxi-qicn-dyke jttmjxcd strsi-tht up into tlm airand l.n i 1 on tlm dog. The dog madefor tlm op-*n air with a le-wl. and Mr.Hpoop- i dyk- f-a'lo r--1 up Iw.-It.- En -

ket* of him i-lf and lo k-- l after hi-prize.

" Never mind, dear," sn*il Mr*.Hpoop. . .lyk--. S 'dlnnglv, "he'll comelck."

" If he doe* I'll kill him," shoutedMr. HjvKip ndyke. " Hi-<* w hat you'vedone ? A iri've made me ln-e mr dogand torn my trousers. Anything more

about dogi yon don't know? Got anytnor intellitfpne- to impart about do -*?

All you want i* a bucket of brandvaround Totir imck and a anow-stonn tobe a monk of Ht. Bernard," with whichlogi- al conclusion Mr.Kpoopcndyke le---gan exploring hia outlying districts forpossible bites, while hi* wife -jx*cu-lated upon the snlxation of tie* coldnyst. ,-n and tie custard pie bv the sud-den and eminently satisfactory disaf-fection of tlm dog.?HrfuJcfyn .

AN bite House Fxpen-e*Itrany bo news to some jxrons to

know that the President's salary ofs.*\u25a0o,ooo a year is not one-half the ex-penses of the White House and it*oceupan!* to th" government. Wo give the

. items of the pa*t year a*an illustration:( VMnpcaxoti-n of Pmi-tiat jy^nw

of tYivate Nccri-tary. ;; 2Vido of Assi-l-nt K-st-!rx 2, VVIto of l*o lb.. ? itire llms at

*(.\u25a0< 4.0*1do of Kt"feoara|*(ii-r.. l.*i*tdo of Niewatd i,*i*ido l Mossenaor ainl t sbi-rdo of l'arnaei'-keeix r wado of me* Niiftif Wslcbmau KMdo ..f one NiVit t'sber |JMdo of two tinOl'abera a 11. |i-do ' of ism t'-bcr at Mivn Vary'a

duo* I,*lodo of two Ip(.rlp(.r at si.KOI 2 l'<ilo of onef'lrrk 1.-i*'do ofofipCterk !.4*do of ixi* Icrk I 200do of om* Trlcgrapb 0|- rator.. 1.100do f.r four Mi-s-h-hu* !* (to wait

iIhi- tlx- tlirro Clerksand Tr!i-g(S|d fVjwiastor*nominallv. hut r-all*c-r---x-an'c) tU ll.it*' 4.000

Tarn hotv.w for Mcs-cagrrw, to tw* for-uislnst by Hecrcbiry of War. nomi-nallv for il*. of kiwntlrra, l*treally for Hc-ri tao '* earriaK*not given?new iti-ml ??

CfNilingnnt ? x|*cnw-s fi,o(wfironnds aontli of Kxrsnltvc Mansion.. R, OIKIItefnrniatilnK, Kspaira and Onrcnhmiai*. S.V.nno

Total #120,210

AII Extraordinary?. i AmiHit extraordinary natural aoci-,j dnt, un<i one for tho discussion ofe physicians, came to light short lime, j ago at Louisville, Ky., in whicli a noodle 4

tnkon into tli'- f.x.t of a lady nine yearn( ago worked out of tin- thigh of her third

jchild t on.; jor. Tim lady in? question i tho wife of Mr. Harry I aims,J

a cigsrmakor, who live* on Market! street, near Wctixel. At tho time ofthe accident Mr*. Isaacs W* unmarried,and wan then Miss I'aulJno Guldens.Tho needle was encountered in a ear-pet and jxiietrated her foot the full

j length. A physician was celled in irn-mediately, but the needle could not IM.found, although it was known

?t'i be in the foot. Hhe RtifTered greatpain and for four months was unableto leave her bed. During that periodthree physicians ma<lo frequent at-

-1 tempts to extract the needle, and the? knife was used extensively, however,? without success. Miss Cftklciu was

quite fleshy lx fore the accident, hut felloil greatly from her long confinement.

' At length she was able to got aboutwith the aid fcrutch's, but she earn tin-ned to sutler from the noodle. Thepain decreased gradually and she re-

-1 gained her former fleshiness. Finallyshe felt the needle only at periodswhen tlcre was a chang ? in the weather,

a The movement of tho needle seemed tolx- upward, and tho jxiint was uot s'a-tiolmrv, but moved with tho needle,

s About live years ago sbe was marred toa Mr. Harry Isaacs. Three children are

r the fruit of their union, the youngest of| which is a lx.y named Arthur, who is

altout a year old. The pain which

I troubles! the mother left her even ln-fore,t the birth of the child. and tho total .lis-

apjx-arance of tlicj'ain she was wont to, feel was a subject of remark and pleas--1 ore to lier. On a recent Monday her

l*by, who has since its birth mani-fested a kindly disposition, was

e very restless, and criod un-ceasinglv all night. The cause of the

'> child s ailim-nt was not discovered untile the following morning, when in giving? it n bath the mother discovered some-, thing black protruding through the

skin of the child's thigh. Hho caught

t hold of it, and was frightened when she? fonrd tli thing of a resisting substance., She, however, used a little force, and

soon extra--te<l tin-dark obj. t Imagineher surprise when she found it was aneedle, black and corroded. The eyebr< i. off in her band wbib examiningit. TIL" recollection of DM M lie,

. w i.icb li:. 1 cans, if Jo r niuch pain, came|'| Hj b f .re the mother, and she f, Itkeenly for her child, i hemaicmhcraiiccof her relief from the fain also 1 rcodit if on the mother, and the csiinec-tion of the two -erred as a dew as tobow the needle carnt to be in the child'sthigh. The mother aav* it would IK*almost impossible for the child to havet.. en ~j. the nc dl. without hcrfindingit *ut. a. th< Id would have made itknown in piteous cries as it did whenthe needle worked out.

Itattling.i !:o end of the day is the best time

for a -bath; a sponge and acourse towel have often cured insom-nia whore di.e >dinm failed. A bucket-ful f tepid water will do for ordinarypurposes; daily shower baths in winter-lime are c prep. .-.tenons as hot drinksin the .fog days, lins-ian baths and ice-water cur. owe thoirropute to the samepopular delusion that avriW* miracu-lous virtues to nauseating drug, themi-trust of our natural instincts culmi-nating in the idea that all natural thingsmust lie injurious to man, and that theefficacy *>f a rem. ly d<q>en.l* on thedegree of its repulsiveneaa. Ninety-nine boy in a hundred would ratherfake the bitterest medicine than n coldl<ath in mid-winter. If we leave childrenluid animals to the guidance of their

1 instincts they will Weorne amphibiousin the dog-slays, and quench theirthirst at tlm coldest sjwing without f.-ar<>f injurious consequences; but in winter-time even wild tx-nsts avoid imm.-rsionwith an instinctive dread. A CanadianWar will make a wide circuit, or pickhis way over the floe* rather than swima hike in cold weather. Itaptist mission-aries do not report'many revivals Wfore.hum. Warm springs,on the other hand,attract all the bird* and Wast* that staywith us in winter-time; the hot spas ofHock port, Arkansas, are visited ly nightlyby raccoons and foxes in spite of alltorchlight hunts; and Hax than sen tellsti*that in hard winters the tlieren:. ofPactigorsk, in the eastern Caucasus,attract deer and wild lioga from thedistant Terek valley. I know the claimsof the livdro]int.liic SCIHM.I, and thearguments pro and con, but the mainpoints of controversy still hinge uponthe iasue Wtwcen nature's testimonyand lr. PrieasntU'a.? P-pnl-ir Science-

A Wall'for Win*.An Jowa paper cla ms that the sup-

ply of marriageable girls there is notequal to the demand, as there are twomen to one woman in that State. Thopaper send* the following wail to otherStates:

"Send along your sister*, and yourcousins, and your aunt*. KemcinWrwe want none'of your scrawny, wasp-wanted. squint eyed, coeroetio-waahed,freckled laced kind, but healthy, handsome, wide-awake, go-ahead girls, whohave been pr emitted to grow up as theLonl made them."