cardboard box: the movie. whew. that was a close one in that factory
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Cardboard Box: The Movie
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Whew. That was a close one in that factory.
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But I sorta still wish that we could stay.
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Really? Why?
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Because all my friends were there.
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I understand. I had to leave my family too, you know.
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Anyway, I wonder where the lady is?
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Isnt she still on Mars?
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Doubt it. She wouldve poofed off by now.
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OH NO!!! OH NO!!!
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Mwahaha. Im back. Did you miss me?
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Actually no.
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WHY YOU LITTLE-
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Uh-oh.
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Now its time to finish something I started long ago.
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Whats that?
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This!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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NOW DIE FOOLS!
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Sorry, bullets dont work on us.
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Hows that?
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Because Im too small
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And holes in me dont matter.
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So ha!
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But I know who can hurt you, Me the fly.
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OH NO!OH NO!
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King Evil Frog!
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Actually, Im not king anymore, thanks to SOMEONE.
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And who would that be?
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Us, remember?
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Oh yeah.
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Now prepare to die fools.
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Never!
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Whos that?
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Its us!
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Now surrender or else!
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Yeah!
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Sorry, I dont feel like it.
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Hey guys, I got the pizza.
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Who ordered pizza?
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Yeah.. About that
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Hey! I want pizza!
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Yeah! Me too!
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No wait.. You cant eat that its-
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BLEH!BLEH!BLEH!BLEH!
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Fly-flavored.
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Thats it. Im quitting.
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Me too.
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Yeah.
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Later.
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I may as well leave now too.
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Yay! Half her army quit!
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Actually not half.
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Then where are the rest?
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Right here.
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Now what do we do?
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I know!
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What?
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RRUUUUNNNNN!!!!
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We need to get an army.
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Isnt just all of us good enough?
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No. We need more people who can fight.
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Count my family in.
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Thats good, but we still wont have enough soldiers.
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I have an idea!
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Whats that?
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We all go out and ask random people!
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That sounds crazy.
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Yeah, its crazy all right,
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But it just might work.
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11/17/05Dear Diary, Today a cardboard box walked up to me and asked me to help him join a fighting squad. I thought I was hallucinating, but he said he was real. I know I am a hippie, but what would be wrong with helping make an army?
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Hey, you guys wanna help us make an army?
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No thanks. We monks do not participate in such barbaric activities.
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I dunno what the heck my friend just said, but count me in!
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Hello there.
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Uh hi.
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I wanted to ask you something, but first:How did you get so good-looking?
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Y-You th-think I look Good?
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Yes, you look as good as decaying carcasses smell beautiful.
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Hey!
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What?, Im a fly, carcasses smell good to me.
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Okay then, but what was the question you wanted to ask me?
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Oh yeah, that. Would you like to join a fighting force with me and some other people?
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I thought youd never ask, but
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LETS GO FIGHT BAYBE!!!!!!!!
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To be or not to be
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???
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Who the heck are you?
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I am a new opportunity for you, Shakespeare.
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What are you talking about?
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Do you want to be part of a fighting squad?
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You mean like in my plays?
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Yeah surelets go with that.
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Okay then!
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Hello people, and welcome to my army!
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Your army? But I wanted to lead people into war!
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I thought you were a monk.
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I am!
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Anyway, howabout we start with introductions?
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Ill go first. I am Cardboard Box, and-
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Nice army, lady.
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Thanks, King Evil Frog.
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Hey, what about our army?
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Your army stinks.
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WHY YOU LITTLE-
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Oh, Im so scared.
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You should be, lady.Army, ATTACK!!!!!!
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So, Cardboard Box, you think your army could beat mine?
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Actually yes.
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Boy, are you wrong. ATTACK!!!
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Hey! Thats not fair!
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Is not!
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Is too!
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Is not!
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Is too!
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Psssst: everybody fire on the count of 3.Is not!
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1Is too!
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2Is not!
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3!Is too!
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Yes!
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If you think youve won, youve got another thing coming, Cardboard Box.
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Oh really? And whats that, lady?
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THIS!!!
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Whats that?
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I am from planet mars. Prepare to be zapped.
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???
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Hey, what happened to him?
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This!
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Im scared!
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You should be!
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I have an idea!
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To bee or not to bee
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Oh, so were gonna bore them to death with your lame phrase?
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Hey, wait a minute: why did he add an extra e to the word be?
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Watch.
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ATTACK!!!
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Uuuuhhhhhhh.
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Yay! We won!
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This isnt over between us, Cardboard Box.
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It certainly isnt.
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Ill be back!
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Me too!
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Oh, and by the way
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What?
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Shakespeare, how can we ever repay you?
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Hmmm
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Ive got it!
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BOOYA BAYBE!!!
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