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CHRISTMAS QUIZ 2006
Caption Competition Results
WARNING: This slide show contains strong language and captions spawned from Dewi Lewis’s sense of humour.
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“Smile and pretend you’re having fun. Remember he is the head of department.”
Cupid Stunts
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These students obviously know what it takes to get a degree from UCL.
TBC
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Richard: “If they think they’re getting any of this wine, they’ve got another thing coming.”
Royally Institutionalised
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“Who’s put phenolphthalein in the champagne?”
About As Popular As A Ginger Stepson
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You don’t have to be mad to work here, but it helps. Seriously, we hope Richard’s recovery goes well.
Geof & The 1-Fs
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Catlow leads his army of monkeys to war!
The Astrosurfers
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Survivors of Professor Catlow’s exams are few and far between.
Mmm… π
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Richard’s tutorials follow their usual pattern.
Bipolar Polar Bear
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“We’re all gonna get laid… Ooh yeah!”
The Plagiarisers
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Richard was beginning to worry about the members of his RAE presentation team.
The Heterogeniuses
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Reformed Take That find a replacement for Robbie.
Hot Pies
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Carlsberg don’t do chemistry pub quizzes…
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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Dave and Nik yawning. Mike: “It’s enthalpy, not energy.”
The Astrosurfers
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Mike: “…and I bought this tie in Bangkok…”
Nik: “It’s rubbish.”The Plagiarisers
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Mike: “If my tie were a thermometer…”
The Heterogeniuses
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“Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1899.”
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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“So, anyone for strip poker?”
Royally Institutionalised
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“Alright Mike (yawn). We’re sick and tired of you moaning about your beer-belly.”
TBC
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“Who’s farted?”
About As Popular As A Ginger Stepson
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(Sequel to last year’s winner.) Nik: “Damn, Catters got the keys.” Dave: “Yes… Bugger!”
Geof & The 1-Fs
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Dave: “When is he going to retire?”
Mmm… π
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“What will it take to get us in the ‘excited state’?”
Wizards Of Wisdom
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Three wise men were enchanted by the talking bush.
Cupid Stunts
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IMAGE 2 – OVERALL WINNER
The audience sits back in trepidation as Prof. Ewing is about todisgorge an enormous furball.
Bipolar Polar Bear
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En route to random behaviour.
Wizards Of Wisdom
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“If we all drink this maybe we can go green as well.”
The Heterogeniuses
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The Vagina Monologues
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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Peter Barham: “Time to check whether the formula will turn them into superheroes or mild-mannered chemistry lecturers.”
Mmm… π
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A.A. wasn’t going so well.
The Plagiarisers
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As the men drank, they didn’t realise she’d slipped in some rohypnol…
Cupid Stunts
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Caroline: “Keep up boys!”
The Astrosurfers
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Caroline: “Should I spit or swallow?” (Looks puzzled.)
Royally Institutionalised
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“Fucking hell, Edgar!”
Bipolar Polar Bear
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IMAGE 3 – RUNNER UP
Attendance at Wednesday lectures tripled with the introduction of new drinking rules.
Hot Pies
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IMAGE 3 – RUNNER UP
When the mass spec fails, there’s always a second option.
Geof & The 1=Fs
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It’s not rocket science!
Wizards Of Wisdom
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Little does Paul know that…
Royally Institutionalised
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Paul: “If I can get a grant I can get out of this dump!”
The Plagiarisers
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The dress code was slightly less strict than he expected.
Mmm… π
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Where did that electrode go?
TBC
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Oh matron!
Hot Pies
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Paul: “Turn on the penis pump!”
Hot Pies
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Electronica never sounded so good.
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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Rob Newman’s replacement was proving to be a failure.
Geof & The 1-Fs
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They swore that the only way they could discharge him was through his nuts.
Cupid Stunts
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20,000 volts and he’s still not dead.
Bipolar Polar Bear
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Paul: “I wish I didn’t have that 12th pint last night!”
About As Popular As A Ginger Stepson
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Paul: “I’m allergic to diamonds, don’t pressurise me!”
The Astrosurfers
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“Jesus Christ! We’ve managed to project his thoughts onto the screen!”
The Heterogeniuses
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Girl in green top: “I have been looking at your nipples all night.”
Them Two Boys
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It was more fun when we crashed the party later.
Royally Institutionalised
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Richard: “I’m on all these bloody things.”
Royally Institutionalised
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And for the booby prize…
The Astrosurfers
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Richard: “Thank you, come again!”
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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Richard: “Well done, you have won a bag.”
Them Two Boys
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Richard: “Here you go, as promised… Just don’t show your wife.”
TBC
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Richard: “Here’s your party bag, it’s full of polonium-210.”
The Plagiarisers
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Catters: “Something for the weekend, sir?”
Pearce: “Oh, yes!”Geof & The 1-Fs
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Even though it was embarrassing, the lost handbag was returned to its rightful owner.
Cupid Stunts
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Richard: “It’s a bit of a surprise – an official Arsenal posing pouch.”
The Heterogeniuses
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Richard finds a good home for the departmental supply of polonium.
Bipolar Polar Bear
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Richard: “Be careful with the crotchless knickers, I want those back!”
Royally Institutionalised
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Richard: “Here’s to top-up fees.”
Mmm… π
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Richard: “A position at UCL is a position for life, here are the ashes of your predecessor.”
Hot Pies
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The KKK (Kemistry Kroquet Klub).
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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3-0 to the Aussies.
Quiz On My Face And Tell Me You Love Me
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The school bullies cleaned up their act.
The Plagiarisers
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The new lab safety was going for the minimalist look.
Mmm... π
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Mike: “When will they stop putting me with the juniors and treat me like an adult?”
The Astrsurfers
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“We offer you these grass-cuttings for…”
About As Popular As A Ginger Stepson
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No matter how young the students were, they simply couldn’t beat the staff.
Cupid Stunts
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UCL ‘egg and spoon race’ team accused of cheating.
Hot Pies
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Our young team of chefs can prepare the soup of your dreams…
The Heterogeniuses
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UNEXPECTED BONUS CAPTION
This is why you should never fuck around with the human genome.
Dr. Dave Rowley, Amen