The Bunny Matrimonial Legacy

Chapter Two: Birthdays, Dating, and Other

Misadventures

It’s birthday time at the Bunny house! Lori and Hillary are about to age up to teenagers.

Lori’s up first. No telling where Hillary is…

“Dum de dum dum…”Hurry up, Girl! You’re missing your birthday.

“One moment, please.”

Lori: “I wish to get married to a prince and be a Mommy when I grow up!”

*Sparklies!*

Wow, that’s a lot of orange. It’s off to the mall with you, Missy.

Lori rolled the family aspiration. Her lifetime want is to marry off 6 grandchildren. Oh, boy.

Hillary: “I’m here, people what did I miss? Uh, Lori, how did you get so tall?”

Lori: “You’re about to find out, Sis. You’re next.”

Make a wish, Hillary!

“Okay… I wish for world peace.”

“Just kidding. I want to be the most beautiful girl in the whole neighborhood and I want everyone to love me.”

“All right! Let’s go teenage me!”

*SHABAM!”

“Hey! I’m pretty hot, huh?”Hillary is now a romance Sim with a LTW to become a rock god.

Hillary: “Now what do you say we go the mall and get makeovers, Sis?”

Lori: “I’m right on it, Hills. Right after I finish this cake.”

Hillary: “Wow! I just love my new makeover. I mean, look at me! I can’t wait to see how yours turns out, Lori.”

Stylist: “Uh, sorry about that. I guess now wasn’t the best time to experiment with that new color.”

Lori: “You think so?”

Lori: “I can’t even show my face in public!”Stylist: “Oh come on, now, it’s not that bad…”

Lori: “Just get someone to fix it, please.”Stylist: “Okay… Heather, could you come over here?”

Lori: “AAAHHHH!!! It looks even worse now!”Heather: “I just thought if you had a little more lipstick… Maybe

Sharon can fix it.”

Sharon: “Oopsie.”Lori: “You know what, just forget it! I’ll go home and fix it.”

“I am never paying for another makeover in my life!”

“There. I look fine, now.”

“Actually, I think I did a better job than all three of those bimbos. Maybe I should give makeovers for a living.”

Meanwhile…Adam: “Hm. So this is puberty. Can’t say I care for it.”

Lori: “Smustle time! Adam’s all grown up!”

Hillary: “Woo! Join us, Adam! Shake that alien booty!”

Adam: “I don’t think so. You’ll have to continue your mindless shenanigans without me. I’m off to University to gain a better

understanding of your technology so that I can use it to enslave you. Ta.”

Lilly made it to the top of the Showbiz pet career. A limo takes her to and from work and the income she makes helps the family substantially. She had to make a lot of friends in the

business to become a star.

Of course, she couldn’t help but make a few enemies as well, but that comes with the territory.

Amanda briefly had a job, but then she lost it. Now that Adam was in college and the girls were teens, Amanda decided to make money by starting a

home business.“Who needs those jerks anyway? I can just work for myself!

That’s the spirit!

Thanks to Kyle and Lilly’s promotions, Amanda was able to open a little shop in a spare bedroom. She sold crafted items and

lawn ornaments for better prices than any retail store Downtown or in Blue Water Village.

With a lot of hours and hard work, she learned how to dazzle her customers.

Amanda: “I guarantee this lawn flamingo is the pinkest lawn flamingo you’ll find anywhere.”

Jude Hart: “I’ll take it!”

Amanda: “Make sure to tell your mommy that this chicken is the finest chicken you’ll see on any lawn, I guarantee it!”

Little Girl: “Oh yes, he shall be my bestest best friend and I shall call him Bert.”

Amanda: “Whatever floats your boat, Kiddo!”

Lori and Hillary helped out with the shop and even recruited some of their friends.

Ricky: “So, if I do this, you’ll go out with me?”Hillary: “Uh-huh. Now keep restocking.”

Hillary’s powers of persuasion helped Amanda’s business reach top level.

And it looks like some even bigger changes are coming for Amanda.

Judging by the hideous fuchsia pajamas and the two days of morning sickness that preceded them, I think it’s safe to say a

new little Bunny is on the way!

Baby Josh was born in the middle of the night, and Kyle was lucky enough to be home when it happened.Kyle: “Hey there, Little Guy. I’m your Daddy.”

Always the family Sim, Lori helped out with Josh so her mother could tend to her business.

She even had the privilege of spinning him into toddlerhood.Lori: “Just look at those pink pajamas. We’ll have to change you

out of those before you get a gender complex.”Josh: “No!”

Lori: “Well then, you have a little mean streak, don’t you?”Josh: *Grinning adorably* “Goo.”

Josh has 10 neat points, 10 outgoing, 9 active, 3 playful, and a whopping one nice point.

Lori even taught Josh his first word.Josh: “Boys!”Lori: “Oops…”

Speaking of boys, this is George. He works as a sales boy at the mall where Lori had her three bad makeovers. They met and

became fast friends.

And then quickly became more than friends…

Hillary made good on her promise to Ricky for working in her mom’s shop. He was her first date and first crush.

Also, her first kiss.

The Love Tub has to be one of my favorite aspiration rewards. It is the quickest way to make family friends and build

relationships. While Lori chats it up with a Townie, Hillary and Ricky work on building their relationship.

Best friends!

She is quite the smooth talker.

The young men of Quibbleville had better watch out for this maneater!

Poor Ricky has it bad, but Hillary’s Romance heart will not allow her to settle down. She rolled a want for 3 loves when this

happened.

Lori, on the other hand, enjoys many dates with her darling sales boy George. His turn-on is formal wear and Lori makes

sure to impress him. They even match! All together now– AWWWWWWW!

They fell in love during a slow dance and decided to go steady. Lori was certain that she’d found her soul mate.

In her spare time, Lori worked on her skills. A girl can’t be too prepared for college. Here she is maxing out her creativity skill.

In the zone! Flamenco dancers never show up for me when I play an instrument. Hmm. Maybe if I learned how to play more

than 3 songs on the keyboard…

Here are the Bunny children all skilling at once. What a lovely way to bond as a family.

Lori is not the only one glowing these days. Check out Josh’s healthy green shine. I think it looks like the child has been exposed to some serious

radiation, but what do I know? BTW, I wonder if anyone has looked into whether Smart Milk causes cancer. I can just hear some Sim lawyer ads all over that one. “Did you or a loved one develop a brain tumor from drinking

Smart Milk as a toddler? Our law firm is here to help you get the compensation you deserve!”

While we’re on the topic of green things that glow, look! Kyle is back on the telescope. It took him a while to overcome his fears,

but I think he’s finally ready to…

Uh-oh.

Sorry, Kyle. They must really, really like you. In fact you should… take it as a compliment.

Kyle: “Easy for you to say!”

Lori: “The noise!”Amanda: “The horror!”

The whole family rushed out to see the UFO. And to make sure Kyle was okay, of course.

Hmm, somebody remind me where I’ve seen this face before...Kyle: “The nightmare just never ends!”

Hillary: “Daddy, are you all right? What happened to you?”Kyle: “I’d rather not talk about it, Princess.”

Kyle: “Ooh, nifty!”*Dum de dum dum da dum*

Lilly: The male human smells different. No one else may claim him, he is mine! I shall have to mark his bed tonight. Purr, purr.

*Bloop bloop*

Amanda: “You’re having a baby? But we already have a baby.”

Josh: “WAAAAAAHHHHH! Let me out of here!”

“Mooooooom! Moooooom! I’m dying, Mom!”

Sniff. Is it that day already?

Amanda: “Happy birthday, Sweetheart.Kyle: “Baby, you are looking seck-say.”

Amanda: “Save it, Stud, we have enough kids as it is.”

Take one last look at Baby Josh…Josh: “Oooh, tickles.”

Amanda: “It seems like just yesterday he was a little toddler in my arms…”

Kyle: “It was actually two seconds ago.”Lori: “How would you like to be my first makeover test subject, Little

Brother?”

Hello, Handsome!

“Yahoo!”Josh loves Hillary’s old pink castle bed.

He refuses to sleep anywhere else.

I bought this race car bed just for him, but it remains untouched. Oh, well.

Hi there, Miss Matchmaker. Whatcha got in the bag?

Voodoo!

Just kidding, it’s the genie lamp! I was so excited because this was the first time I got it legitimately. Bless those kids and their hobby

enthusiasm!

*Sparkle sparkle*

Hillary: “I wish for all the boys to think I’m the prettiest girl in the world.

Genie: “Your wish is my command!”

Lori: I wish to have enough money to open my own beauty salon.”Genie: “You got it, kid.”

Amanda: “I wish for the peace of mind to handle all these children.”

Genie: “As you wish. Enjoy your platinum mood. Now I must be going.”Amanda: “But there are two more Sims in the house, how is that fair to

them?”Genie: “Tough luck, Lady. I only have 3 wishes to give and they’re first come,

first serve. Ciao.”

A short while later…Kyle: “Yoo-hoo?”

Here we go again.

“Yaaarrrgh! I don’t remember it hurting this much last time!”

We have a new member of the family!

This little cabbage roll is Jessi! Isn’t she sweet?

Kyle: “She has my eyes!”Jessi: I am hungry, paternal unit. Let me nibble your eyes.

How precious.

It’s a full house for now, but not for long.The car has arrived to take Lori and Hillary to college. This is

where I will leave you. See you next time at University!