GRAND MASTER FIGJAM 0408 993 099 RELIGIOUS ADVISER & HASH NERD

Boxy

0448 841 912

HASH CASH Abbo

TBA HASH HABERDASH Heart Starter

0416 673 983

HARE RAISER Smooth Ride 0422 805 565 HASH TRASH Mammary Stick

0417 776 098

HASH BOOZE Shredder 0402 229 970 SONG MISTRESS Flower 0408 706 641

HASH FLASH Ned 0407 500 843 HASH RECYCLER Ten Fingers 0424 955 426

BNH3 Run No. 2133 was another much anticipated Cheesecake Pie Run. Numbers were good for the Easter weekend, and poor old Cheesy had dragged himself out of his sick bed to cater for the masses. Despite his serious agonising back ailment, he was still out setting the run at 6.25pm after the most recent downpour. On behalf of those of us who can’t be bothered getting off our backsides to go for a walk even when we’re well, we raise our glasses and salute him as the sort of hasher Australians are proud of. He gets up at 2 o’clock every morning, never misses a day of work – even with broken bones – and can still get on his bike and ride up a mountain or two in his spare time. They just don’t make them like that anymore, and there should be more of them. Especially the ones who can make pies and Anzac biscuits as well as Cheesy can. The GM called the group together for a firm whipping, reprimand and possible detention over drinks, roadies, and food expenditure. There weren’t too many charges after that because everyone was too scared to say anything - and they wanted to quickly get to the pie part of the proceedings. Our official run counter Night Owl received her weekly charge for showing off by being the only one to know the run count. Run and walk scoring was quite generous (probably because of the pies) with Nokia giving the run 8.5/10 because of the 5 regroups, and Sherbet giving the walk

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the hash trash never lies. What you are about to read either has happened, is happening now, or will happen at some time in the future. Or nearly, anyway.

BRISBANE NORTHSIDE HASH HOUSE HARRIERS

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HASH TRASH

7/10 even though there were too many hills and toads – rather a cruel way of describing the walkers we thought. Awards/Down Downs

Hash Award Hasher For

Hare Cheesecake Another wonderful pie run.

Big Prick MIA with Scrubber

Small Prick Ned For inviting Virus on a boat cruise, where ashes were deposited in his drinks and he was told they were cocktails and charged extra.

Dummy MIA with Picaninni

Brush MIA with Abbo

Arse Saver MIA with On Heat

Grub Shirt MIA with Flasher

Other Charges Chargee/s For

Beat-a-root and Jake the Peg Returnees

Shredder Calling someone a ‘fat pr*ck’. Not sure who he was referring to – could have been any one of a number.

Tail Wearing jackass ears instead of rabbit ears. Boxy thought she was wanting someone to play pin the tail on the donkey.

Jake the Peg Questioning whether the GM had run the whole trail (see old cardboard for hash rules)

Virus Touching up the GM on the boat cruise and then blaming it on his Mrs. It was probably the ash cocktails…

Night Owl Protecting Shredder because he was injured. Should have been a charge for Shredder for being a girl.

Ryvita Overachieving. Was scheduled to go to Toowoomba on the BNH3 camping weekend and cancelled the Toowoomba trip. Why?

NEXT WEEK’S RUN (No. 2134) 29.04.2019: Owing to a late scratching, a volunteer was requested for next week and RYVITA kindly obliged - 12 Andalucia Street, Kallangur ANNOUNCEMENTS:

• BNH3 40th birthday celebrations – Friday 7-Sunday 9 June 2019. Bribie Island Retreat

and Recreation Centre (cabins and camping). REGISTER NOW. • Limit on food expenditure is $110 with receipts required.

• There has been a suggestion of another camping weekend for BNH3 in September/October. Heartstarter will organise location and bring snorkel equipment for Boxy who likes to camp in creeks.

• Bike Hash coming up at North Lakes – see website