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I don't know why this guy wrote this, but he's a genius. Every singleguy on the face of the earth should read this. If they did, girls wouldprobably get treated a lot better than they do...

This was written by a guy who has had years of experience. and he'spretty damn good, with women..

1. hatever you do, don't !ust show up at their house "withoutnotice#...they run around in their underwear !ust like we do.

$. %&'T ()E*T & T)E+. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell eachother everything about everything. Trust me, they I find out andyou will be mad.

-. eware of every single male relative and all guy friends. *ny ofthem would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of themwouldn't even wait for the hat.

/. E0E miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

2. %&'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you,it's because they're !ealous.

3. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.

4. %on't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going outwith you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.

5. If you don't sleep with them, %& &T tell your friends that youdid.If you %& sleep with them, %&'T tell your friends that you did.

6. 7ou can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are notoffended by it...

18. ot all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.

11. +ost of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they dodiscuss these things with their friends. eali9e that if you make yourgirlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and yourfriends will know you're a pussy..

1$. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend:a stuffed animal, &E &; )I<

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1/. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out ofhim.

12. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, =? 7&?>I;IE% (&o to a chick flick once in a while. irls are fragile. Even if you're play fightingAwrestling, be verygentle.$3. +emori9e their birthdays. 7ou forget her birthday andyou're basically screwed for life.

$4. %on't marinade the cologne, but smell good.

$5. %on't give her something stupid for her birthday or (hristmas or0alentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to bemeaningful.

$6. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to findout. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.

-8. *fter you've been dating for a while, reali9e that they really havestarted to trust you. hen you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you,you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you

would think. e careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind ofpower, and it can be lost in a nanosecond.

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-1. E0E, and i mean E0E make her do anything she doesn'twanna do. ecauseif you do she'll think that you're only after onething.