bourbon news. (paris, ky) 1900-01-02 [p 7]. · 2017-12-15 · children and babies than in any other...
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Getting In Fanlilonder why sIte is so offended he
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ec replied her dearest friend cdofi-
Wfcy there was nothing in that toffo i her he protested
in it b t on the envelope exgitofaiti ker eaest friend adfired it to atfcK Mary Smith
Well i at the her waneTtt Md to be bvt now its Mayrye
Scaly FellowThere had bees a robbery at the
cOMKidh while tWT feral services woreSa dress a d the suspected perso-na tafeaager who had seemed deply afSeeied had got away
Osa you describe him asked thedetective
Kes aaswe ed the victim He wascairxTfakg a small alligator grip andfshoMtBg large crocodile tears Chicap Trfbrae
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Paptt scornfully Aw dats nuthSri 1 eeea a duck do dat act in de ciretc ass jear Chicago Inter Ocean
Understands His BusinessAa ttMiertaker Mow for Wow
Agfct TWdld badly pa out31wt wfcea It cotes te boxing though
H TO Matty lay his man eut
The DifferenceCbere Is one difference said old
Me Xweldagbara between our son andipoor rwleWhats that his wife askedA poor rule wont work both ways
ether wont workcog
Her Wterary PretenseDid ever ead Grays Elegy in a
Cowrtrj Church yardThe fair young girl looked puzzled
Yes indeed sJsc asrwered J haveread it la a country churchyard and lotsof other ptaeei Washington Star
ExpertsSo we are goiag to take a census of
OK I understasid that onehalf thepp a4foa of Chioago have applied fortie J h BroAki jx JAfe
JAr JJBMSP Tve been ejected to the of-
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His Wife What are the dutiesMr Jb cr I have to ward the outer
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First Lady What New Years preseat are you going to give to your hus-band
Second Lady A hundred cigarsFirst Lady nd what did you paj
for themSecond nothing For the
last few months I have taken one ortwo out of Jacks box every day Hehasnt noticed it and will be pleasedwith my the right quality oi
Weekly
We Can WaitDid she think that the world was
eagerly waiting for that first poem ofhers
Evidently She got me out of bedto make a copy of it on the typewriter-and then sent it to the editor by specialdelivery That was 18 months ago andthe poem has never
Press
RevengeVoice from the top you
see the sign in the hall peddlers allowed in this building
Answering Voice at other end ofspeaking tube loud enough to be heardthrough the aint a peddler maam Im the boy from the dentists with your newTribune
Another War Victimwar has caused a pile
of sufferinghas indeed I have suf-
fered terribly from it myselfyou didnt go to the
war did youTubbs No but I married the widow
of a man who did Town TopicsNo Harm Done
The Parson I understand youbrought your dog to church with youSunday Thomas
Thomas Yes your reverence buthe went to sleep as soon as you began-to preach like the rest of us and disturbed no one sir SFonkoisS States
A Plain ProposalIm a plain man Miss TimminsYou are Mr BarclayCan I make myself any plainerImpossible 2ilr BarclayThen your answer in plain wordsIn one plain word Mr Barclay
Plain Dealer
AlasShe seemed to treat me like a dog
There isnt any doubtExcept there is no chance now of
A Moens taking outN Y World
DIDNT ADMIRE THE EXERCISE
A Thoughtful Wife
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Mrs Morton has nopiano in her new house
Mrs shes a little sen-sitive about pianos
Mrs Brush WhyMrs Crandall Well she was Mr Mor
tons stenographer before they wereLife
Dogs DelightNever mind the small pup when his howl
ings beginHe bowls to get out Just to howl to get in
Chicago Record
A Possible ExplanationHarold I think Algys engagement
with Miss Van Swelle must be brokenoff I never see them together anymore
they are marriedN Y Journal
A Bad LotHarold Hot a bit
particular whether you get married ornot Why some girls pray for men
Grace Witmer Well you cant blamethem for men need prayingfor Puck
Physical ImpossibilityNell I wouldnt be in yoar shoes
BeUe sweetly You couldnt getinto them my
Obstinate WomenClara when you are in the wrong
Yes I will only Im never in thevtronf Chicago Record
Ills Pa ExplainsTommy Pa is the buby crying be
cause any teethFather No my son hes crying be-
cause h going to have some Puck
The of AllBill There is a handorgan trust
nowJill Another grinding monopoly
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PRACTICAL PHILANTHROPY-
A Most Worthy Cincinnati EnterpriseThat Should Be Generally Known
Who has not heard of those hotelsin New York and other Eastern citiesin which people who have 110 homesand whose means are limited find asubstitute for a home so far as com-fort is concerned Much has beenwritten in praise of these hotels andthe good they have accomplished
Perhaps few are aware that a model hotel of this kind has opened itsdoors in Cincinnati to young menwithout homes which compares mostfavorably with the Eastern hotels ofthis character
The hotel is called the Columbian located at the corner of Longworth and Elm streets It is theproperty of one of the most prominent citizens of Cincinnnati whomakes the investment not for profitbut to help those in need of such accommodations without having to fall-back on theThe basement of the sixstory struc
ture devoted to this enterprise isfitted out with baths nicely and con-veniently arranged which are free toits patrons There is also a small hallin the basement where games suchas cards dominos chess etc add toan evenings amusement and affordspasttime
On the second floor tine find thereading room where the most prominent newspapers and periodicals aredistributed for the use of the guests
The other floors are laid out inlodging rooms containing bed chairsand hooks fastened to the wall tohang garments Cleanliness reignssupreme and is indeed exemplaryand be it said to the credit of the esestablishment that even the most fastidious housewife could not findcause for complaint on this scoreThe beds are iron and the linen ischanged daily so that each guest atevening finds a freshly covered bedWardrobes are placed in those roomswhich are particularly set apart forguests who live for any length oftime at the hotel On each floorthere are also several marble washstands and other necessary apartments As before stated everything-is thoroughly neat and clean
There are accommodations forabout two hundred guests The pricefor lodgings is 25 cents per nightwith the use of the bath and thisprice holds good whether the lodgerbe a guest of the hotel for one nightonly or for any length of time
The rooms are heated by steamand the hotel is lighted by electricitythroughout A commodious elevatorconnecting several stories is anothergreat convenience of the hoteL
The building is constructed of ironand stone and is therefore as
fireproof as can be made Furthermore easy of aqcessiEoinall parts of the building make the ex-it in case of fire an easily
matterThe whole is a model institution
and offers to its guests at a very rea-sonable price many of the comforts-of home To a great many menthis hotel has indeed proven a greatblessing and deserves the fullest
The undertaking is a philanthropic-one the cause good and althoughnot proclaimed from the housetopsthe establishment fulfills all expecta-tions and if these lines bring to awider circle of acquaintance thisModel Hotel they serve a good pur
pose
NURSERY CARS
Here Is a Wail from a Bachelor WhoIB Particular About
Companion
The innovation of a nursery car uponour at any rate upon thelongdistance be an institution hailed with delight by all menand most women says the CincinnatiEnquirer
How many men who do not them-selves smoke invariably travel in asmoking carriage because there theyfeel more secure from an invasion ofchildren and babies than in any otherpart of the train
Babies form a class entirely by themselves in the category of unpleasanttraveling companions and there areprobably few who at some time in theirlives have not had experience of thenoisy peppermintsucking dear little children who tram-ple on your toes and deposit luscioushalfsucked gobs of taffy on your trous-ers in their endeavors to reach the window to put their heads out whencethey are promptly hauled back by anx-ious mothers or nurses and cry or thebabies in arms who placidly assimilatemilk from a bottle until jolt of thetrain makes them choke having at thatmoment more nourishment than theycan possibly deal with or the inquir-ing child who plays with the hinges ofthe door until the guard slams it orthe child who is perpetually feedingand throughout the journey sits in a
state sucking oranges theallpervading odor of which fills the carriage
Babies are all very well but a babyIn a railway carriage like a burl inchina shop is out of place
How Things WorkedNew shoes make old ones last bet
terWhat do you mean
When you know you have a newpair in your closet you feel like wearingthe old ones a while longer ChicagoRecord
A Similar FeelingGalloway I dont suppose any man
can realize how Dewey feels with all thehonors that are being showered uponbim
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Latest tn Advertising-A new scheme of advertising was resorted-
to by a progressive firm in a prosin The junior
of the firm swore out a warrant for the ar-rest of the senior partner on the groundthat he was selling cost
firm ccnstaaUy losing moneyThe case came up in court and the coun
for the senior partner asked fora postponement in order to more time to
case The judge granted rebail was fixed mem-
ber released As he left the courtroom thejunior partner arose and esdahned If
the sacrifice will on Theaews soon spread and the firm did a betterbusiness When the case was again caned
firm had succeeded in theirobject advertisement Philadelphia Call
MormoRlsmThis is a question that should interest
one a our fair landa symptom of governmental illhealth The
act as speedily upon it asHostetters Stomach constipation or dyspepsia would
it out restore healthy athis is what the for the human constitution It makes the stomachstrong by curing indigestion biliousness and
EqualIty of the SexesWoman certainly stands at last upon a
footing more equal with thatinstance she may no entree
into the column of the literary mag-azines merely murderinghas as her go in search of
centuries upon a bicycle etc Boston
Beware of Ointments for CatarrhThat Contain Mercury
as will destroy the sense ofsmell and completely whole system when it through the mucoussurfaces Such articles never be used
on prescriptions from reputablephysicians as they
ten fold to the you can possiblyderive from them Hallsmanufactured by F J Cheney Co Toledo0 contains no mercury is taken
the blood andmucous surfaces of the system In buyingHalls Catarrh Cure be sure you theuine It is taken internally and madeToledo Ohio by F Co Testi-monials free
by Druggists 7oc bottleHalls are best
Time and MoneyMiss The foreign nobility
having nothing to do must
Miss I notice those whocome over never seem to have any
Standard and Tunes
The Best Prescription for Chillsand Fever is a bottle of GKOVES TASTRU-Cn ILL Toxic Its simply iron and quinine inutnsteess form cure no pay
Mr Zweipiggiesteinstopper is theof a located inthis city The other morning a
morning I vas glad to see you but Imention your name Im shortness of
breathe dis Jofiet Ill Star
20 Per WeekWe pay 20 week and expenses forman
with introduce our MixtureSend for terms Excelsior Mfg CoParsons Kans
Charitable man Jenks is Really
treet today and asked us himthe price of a meal I gave him a dime
Press
Crying BabiesAre the ones who take forGroup Pneumonia and Diphtheria Hox
number of artiolss left on thepawnbrokers hands proves that there arc a
world without aredeeming quality Elliott Magazine
The Queen CrescentOnly through Pullman line to Florida
The Crescent only through carline to Asheville
Popularity often makes a man believeisnt true Chicago Daily
News
To Cure a Cold In Onerako Laxative Bromo Quinine Tablets Alldruggists refund money to cure 25c
A man who is in the habit of telling everyhe hears soon doesnt soon very
la Democrat
Pisos Cure 29J Ohio AveAllegheny Pa March 10 W
The hungry mendicant prefers the coldham DailyNews
PUTNAM FADELESS DYES do nottain tbo hands or spot the kettle Sold byill druggests
The virtue is industry all the otherfollow in its Globe
THE MARKETS
Cincinnati Dec 30LIVE STOCK Catte comn 3 50 1 33
Select butcher 5 00CALVES Extra 750 825HOGS Choice packers 4 40 4 45
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ChoiceAPPLES Chohti to fancy 3POTATOES Per brl
CHICAGOFLOUR Winter patent 3 40 3 53
SB AIN WheatNo 2 red OT 4No 3 spring W GUVs
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PORKMefei 8 86LARD Steam 530 o B7
NEW YORKFLOT Winter patent 3 55 3 75
VHEATNo 2 rwU g 5viCORN No 2 4W-RT13 gOATSMixedPORKMes 10 5Q
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GRAIN WheatNo 2 redSouthern BS TO 71Js
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Hyo No 2 w to 57CAjrrLE First quality i 75 0 5 25
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U S SENATOR ROACHSays Peruna the Catarrh Cure
Gives Strength and Appetite
Hon w N Roach United States Senator From North DakotaN Roach United States Senator from North Dakota personally
endorses Peruna the great catarrh cure and tonic In a recent fo ThePeruna Medicine Company at Columbus Ohio written from Washington IX dSenator Roach says
Persuaded By a friend Ihave used Peruna as a ionicto testify that it has greatly helped me in strength vigor and appetite Yhave Been advised by friends that it is remarkably efficacious as a cure farthe almost universal complaint of catarrh
Senator Roachs home address is Larimore North DakotasPeruna is not a guess nor an experiment it is an absolute scientific
Peruna cures catarrh wherever located Peruaa has no sabatitatear norivals Insist upon having Peruna Let no one persuade that some otherremedy will do nearly as welL There is no other remedy for catarrhbut Peruna Address the Peruna Medicine Company Columbus Ofclo for freebook on catarrh written by Dr Hartman
Star tin tags showing small stars printed on under sideof tag Horse Shoe Good Luck Crossand Drummond Natural Leaf Tin Tags are of equal valuein
Every man woman and child can find something on the listthat they would like to have and can have
TAOS I TABS1 Match Box 35 23 dock Calendar Thonnom2 KnVe one blade cood steel 25 Bro eier MO
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blade 75 S2 Revolver Celts 33calibor bluedIS Keen Kutter 8incn 75 steel 10914 Nut Set Cracker and Picks sliver S3 Colts lSsh t22 aUberl080 34 WaahbHra r sewe ai15 BaU Association best laid 3NO16 Alarm Clock nickel 150 as Mamk Hn YHIP i n uni MM17 Six Genuine Rogers Teaspoons best18 Watch nickel stem wind and set 200 aees19 Carvers good steel bucJcborn 37 hamhandles a merShotGnnlfl0rl2saBgo
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have been troubled a dealwIth a torpid liver which produces constipation I found CASG ARETS to be all you claimTor them and secured such relief the tlrst trialthat I purchased another supply and was com
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