Saturday, April 22, y

UWRT

Bitch Session—To my Best Friend- My friends are making me go camping and i fucking hate bugs and don’t want to

smooth into a car.- This weird girl from working keeps asking me to cover her shifts even though I am

constantly telling her I am in Charlotte, like just show up to your fucking job and stop texting me please and thanks.

- My mom keeps telling me to get a job here and I do not have the time for that shit, I want to have a social life- not 2 jobs.

- Its freezing in the morning and by the time I walk back to class I am drenched in sweat.

- My 9:30 class is a huge waste of my fucking time because we don’t even do anything bc this dumbs cant work a computer.

- My test scores are real shitty right now and we have like no opportunities to do better.

- I have so much stuff that is always due at the same time so I never finish anything.

- I have to go home to work and I really hate driving.

- Some guy stole my Oreos.

- My dad ignores like 95% of my texts and he made me buy a damn tent.

- I got stuck on a damn soccer goal like how does that even happen.

- Also I think I am getting sick for like the third time this year.

Less Bitchy Session—To a 5 year old

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Saturday, April 22, y

- My friends are making me go camping and I don’t want to go because i don’t like bugs because they are creepy.

- This girl from my job keeps asking me to help her with her work but I can’t because i live too far.

- My mom keeps asking me to get another job but I can’t get one because I’m busy al-ready

- Its freezing in the morning and by the time I walk back to class I am drenched in sweat.

- My morning class is a waste of time.

- I don’t have he best grades.

- I have so much stuff that is always due at the same time so I never finish anything.

- I have to go home to work and I really hate driving.

- Some guy stole my Oreos.

- My dad ignores my calls.

- I got stuck on a soccer goal.

- Also I think I am getting sick for like the third time this year.

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