bhau bday v5
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Presents The Grand Old Man of Dera,
Bhupesh verma
a.k.a
The Bhau
Oh cmon !! I am just turning 28 !!
The clock will start ticking post 30…
I am young.. Just like aaanything!
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Jinka Naam IIMB ka har kutta Janta
hai
Bhau Bhau!! Bhau Bhau!!
Bhau Bhau!!
Chalo kisi ne to Bhau layak izzat
di!!
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Inka Janm…
Kab hua koi nahin janta… until last record ye Harappa ke excavation me nikaale gaye the…
Kisi ne tang hoke gaad diya tha. Main fir aa gaya bahar. He
he ha ha!!
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KANPUR: Abe hum batayein
sab Kanpur ke launde aashiq hote
hain
1
NIT Nagpur: 4 saal nikal gaye, tabhi mech dept
mein koi ladki nahi mili..
2 Kolkata - IOCL Training:
Bengaali - @#$%!@$%@#
3
IOCL – Gandhidham 4 saal sarkari naukri ki
hai.. Tabhi toh aisa ban gaya hoon…
3
IIMB More on this later…
5
Chennai -Summer Internship
Tamil movies in PVR… Aaaargh….!!
6
… But one person made the survival possible..
Delhi Mera koi khaas..
Joh hai dil k paas..
∞
“Debo gussa toh nahi ho? “
Inka Bharat Darshan
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Bhupesh se Bhau tak
Main Bhope Bhau ki tarah banna chahta
hoon, maine to apna naam bhi bhau rakh
liya hai
Bhak Burbhak!! Naak kata di meri
Bhupi Bhau, Bhupi Bhau
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Inke Jeevan ka Dharm..
Restaurant me menu ghiste hue…
Mujhe ghisna hai!!
Kuch to ghisne ko do!!
Nandi Trip: Yahan inhe kuch ghisne ko nahin mila hai
GHISNA
Inke behalf pe bani muvi…
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Side Dharam..
Bhau, I am with you. I only need biscuits
and pizzas
Bhau, Ek sutta do
na
I shall beat the market,
In this life or the next ( after playing and
loosing for 25 times)
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Lekin ye kabhi kabhi dharm se
bhatak jate hain..
Old Monk
Ooops…
Bhau, Ek sutta do na
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Lekin ye kabhi-2 dharm se bhatak
jate hain..
“She is the only bengali I like ” (After seeing Debo every time)
“Oh !! My God” “ After seeing Debo on Diwali “
“ Thanks for the lovely evening” ( After spending 2 minutes with her) Bhau, Ek sutta
do na
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@Chennai- Bhau’s favorite city
No Roti, No Hindi,
Even PVR shows Tamil Movies only. The only solace is the only Tam
Girl I like
Lekin ye kabhi-3 dharm se bhatak jate hain..
Bhau, Ek sutta do na
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Ramya beti, sambhal ke. Kal tak mere pe try maara
hai isne
Bhau, sambhal ke, Mujhe to keshwala and ramya ke beech mein hi
kuch lagta hai
No Words can describe this true love story ( Read: Author running out of creativity)
Lekin ye kabhi-4 dharm se bhatak jate hain..
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Kis-kiss se pyar karun?
Ramya bhi hai, tara bhi hai, debo bhi hai,
keshwala bhi haiii…hai
…vaise Shiva bhi hai??
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“Quote ..
“I haven’t visited the IIMB library at all unlike NIT Nagpur. Wahan toh mech dept mein bas 1-2 girls thi.. Standing outside the library was our only solace.. Those 15 mins were the best time of the day”
On being asked if he was linked with every other girl in IIMB – “ Abhi toh 1.5 months baaki hai… Juniors kaafi baaki hain abhi “
“ Main ja raha hoon sab kuch chod kar Himalaya. Ye ladki ka chakkar bahut kharab hai.”
..UnQuote”
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Wishing you a very
Happy Birthday Bhau !!
I will not get hooshed by random junta at
A base.. !!
Hoosh karna hai toh DERA aana hoga!
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Abey, abhi Khatam nahi hua, Chu*****
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Presents The MOTA Man of Dera,
Mausam Ghosh
a.k.a
MOtu
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Abey Saalon, Mota Man to main Hun !!
Sorry Paltu !! ( After a ferocious battle)