I’m a hero!

….. I think…

In Denmark……. The hall has

been cleaned

and repaired,

King Hrothgar.

It doesn’t really

matter….it will

be messed up

again.

The Beast won’t

rest for us. He

kills my men and

worries my

people.

*Neigh*

WOOT!! We’re

gonna totally kick

some monster

tail!!!

Geatland

(donut)

He has no mercy

for us, but God has

run out of mercy

for him. See who

approaches?

Ahem?

Behold, Beowulf, son of

Edgetho; the mightiest of the

Geats, most powerful, most

manly, strongest smelling-

Just go

in…. Welcome to Herot,

travelers. I wonder

why you would come

to a place such as this.

Ummm….Okay

then.

There is Grendel.

Good luck!

I have come to defeat Grendel, the monster

who plagues this hall! I am the strongest of

all the geats, Beowulf! Fear my beard and

go-tee combo!

*Click!*

Huh,

what?

*Whoosh!*

*Click!*

*RIP!

!*

Ow

!

Hello……..

AGGGGGGGHHH!!!

!!!!

And so, later…….

Twitch*

Good job Beowulf! Have some treasure…

…….. That’s a good boy!

And the Warriors feasted

along with King Hrothgar’s at

Herot…..

Mwuhahaha-

-*hack*-

*wheeze*!

But that night……

Why are you

still on your

horse?

Beowulf! Get up Lad!

My best soldier has

been killed! I need

you to avenge him!

Why are you still

on that horse?

That is beside

the point! Now

get moving!

You need to kill

Grendel’s

mother!

Grendel’s

Mother!?!?!

Now, go jump in that

lake and kill the beast!

How am I supposed

to hold my breath?

Hopefully

you won’t….

Humph!

Dumb King-

*jaburblegur

ble-a- goo*

The next morning……

The Hunt!!!!

Oh look! A

wittle

fishy!

Awww! Are

these your

friends?

UH-OH….. *SHING

!*

*SHING

!*

*SHING

!*

*SHING

!*

*SHWISH!

*

*SHWISH!

* Aggh!

!!

A

g

g

h

!

!

!

A

g

g

h

!

!

!

Aggh!

!!

Aggh!

!!

So the mighty Beowulf

retreated to a totally

inconspicuous underwater

battle hall…..

No….

No!

It can’t be

you!!!!

Bella! You didn’t think I’d let

you get away with

what you did to my

Grendel, did you?

Now Die!

(Underwater

Candle?)

(INSERT RANDOM JAPANESE FIGHTING WORDS

HERE!)

*ROAR!*

Hey look,

a sword. *SHING!*

Well, now to return

to the surface

before I run out of

air!

And everyone was happy!

Beowulf had defeated both Grendel and Grendel’s mother. King Hrothgar

gave him many treasures.

Beowulf then returned home to Geatland. After some time, the king of the

Geats died and Beowulf became king. He reigned for fifty years until a dragon

started to ravage the country. It killed many and worried the people very much.

Beowulf took it upon himself to defeat the beast and save the land.

Where is

the tower

now,

servant?

It’s right

over there….

Alright, you

may leave

now…

*ROAR!*

I have

waited for

this day,

prepare to

die!

You’ll never defeat

me, Clendragon!!!

Mwuahahahaha!

Take

This!

Aggh! He’s strong!

I’m not as young as I

use to be…..

I’ll have to use my

secret technique……

3D!

!!

Hahaha! That

technique is useless

against my scaly

hide!

Hi-

Ya!

!!!

POW! Only one of Beowulf’s men had been

brave enough to stay and help him:

Wiglaf….

Beowulf!

Do what

you were

born to do!

DANCE!

!!

What?

Too…..much

…….FUNK!!! NO!!!! Bleh!

And Beowulf saved the

day again! But…..

Poison! My days are

over

Wiglaf……tell…that

donut…that…..I

loved…her.

And so it happened that Beowulf

died protecting his country……

Hey!

Whaddya’

know? I was

a hero!