bengals ticket: $100.00. catching a shuttle pass from brett favre: $ 250 fine
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Bengals Ticket: $100.00
Catching a Shuttle Pass from Brett Favre: $ 250 Fine
Helping Clinch the Bengals’ 6th Win of the Season: $20 from Coach Lewis
Turf Friendly Running Shoes: $31.99 @ Finish Line
According to # 81,
Picking Up the First Down :
$0 (No Contract)
Faking the Pass:
An Extra 10 Yards
Splitting the “Defenders”:
Another 5 Yards
Ice for Security Guards’ Faces: $5.00
Having Run 50 Yards After 6 Hours of Drinking:
Heartburn
Vicoden Perscription:
$20 CoPay
Lortab Perscription:
$20 CoPay
New Pair of Fake Oakleys:
$10.00
Being Subdued by 15 People: Unnecessary
Having Your Drunk Ass Be The Lead Story on Every News Broadcast in The Country…
Priceless!!!!