battlefield magazine march 2005

BattlefieldFrom the

March 2005

Challenging those who carry the label “Christian” to also carry their cross.

Loneliness : The Epidemic

Reviews

Stupidity of the Sexes

Mutemath Reset

U2 How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

Jeremy Camp Restored Napoleon Dynamite

Relient-K Mmhmm

Kingpin Wrecking Crew Roots Up

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Bible Study: The Debt

Stupidity of the Sexes6- Girls - Internal Beauty7- Boys - Hell is for Fornicators

Bible Study: The Debt8- Passage /Questions22- Commentary

Feature:10- Loneliness: The Epidemic

Reviews14- Jeremy Camp: RestoredRelient-K: Mmhmm16- Mutemath: Reset (Spin of the Month)The Kingpin Wrecking Crew: From the roots upU2: How to dismantle an atomic bomb18- Napoleon Dynamite

19- Computer Geeks Anonymous

Laugh it Up Clown!20- Who do you trust? - Bob Smiley

Ministry Spotlight23- Warzone Ministries

27- Prayers

CCCCoooontentsntentsntentsntentsdrink it up

our christian bubble of protection

Contents

Life as we know it

The Juice

The Bubble we call home

March 2005

we are alive...right?

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Challenging those who carry the label “Christian” to also carry their cross.

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From the

Name: John Dwayne KochayAge: 18 (August 19, 1986)Location: Marlboro, NY (Born- San Diego, CA) Favorite Verse: Isaiah 40:31 “Yet those who wait for the LORD Will gain new strength; They will mount up with wings like eagles, They will run and not get tired,

They will walk and not become weary. ”

I like this verse because not only am I an Eagle Scout (Boy Scouts of America) I really like how Isaiah used the imagery of an Eagle which soars higher than all other birds to relate that to those who put their faith in the LORD.

I Dig Warzone Ministries Because: I have seen a heartfelt dedication from the ministry team, not only in wanting to spread the word but also not forgetting “the saved” and trying to help guide them (i.e. Calling me to discuss speaking in tongues :-) ) It has become a great fellowship opportunity (the message boards) and their articles have been helpful (talking to a patient in the back of the ambulance that “God wants you to die”).

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Editor:Meredith Wyant ________________________

Contributors

Writing:Jonathan MedinaMeredith WyantBob Smiley

Photography:Bec Recording (Jeremy Camp Pg.14)Jonathan Medina

Artwork:Jonathan Medina Reverend Fun (Pg.21)

Financial:Paul TuckerMeredith WyantEve MedinaGlory SkateboardsTransformed Clothing

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All Scriptures were quoted with permission from American Standard Bible (NASB)Copyright © 1960, 1962, 1963, 1968, 1971, 1972, 1973, 1975, 1977, 1995 by The Lockman Foundation

Special Thanks:To my mother and father; my mother for being a continued source of love and comfort, my father for being consistent in discipline and encouragement, and both for teaching me that anything worth doing is worth doing right.

To Bob Smiley for allowing us to use his writing without hesitation. His comedy and help have been a blessing to Warzone Ministries.

To Saratoga Business Machines for being so help-ful.

We are looking for:Writers, artists, and pop-culture critics who have a burning passion for God. If you fit the description, please contact us.

We are also looking for people to join our street team to help promote “From the Battlefield maga-zine, if you’re interested please contact us.

Soldier of the Month

Ministry BriefingHey,What’s up? That’s a rhetorical ques-tion, no need to answer. For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Jonathan Medina and I am the facilita-tor here at Warzone Ministries. It is good to have you here for the first is-sue of “From the Battlefield” magazine.

This magazine is the materialization of a long awaited vision; a vision that will bring clarity to your spirituality. We want to help you touch God. We want this magazine to be more than just print and paper, more than just a cof-

fee table decoration. We are going to challenge you to immerse yourself in God’s Word and Will. It’s time to peel away the veil we call reality, and stare life in the face.

Take this journey with us, as we explore life and dig for God. This magazine is yours- take ownership of it. Get involved. Show us your needs, so we can seek to fulfill them. Tell us how you feel. I am praying that this touches you in some way. God’s blessings and disciplines be with you.

Your Brother,__________________Jonathan MedinaServantwww.warzoneministries.com

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Vision StatementPicture this; you and a small group of soldiers are behind enemy lines. Every day, you awake to the smell of smoke and burning ruins. You hear gun shots ringing out in a number of directions. The battlefield is saturated with the blood of your fellow soldiers. The enemy is everywhere and restlessly searching to find and destroy you. You and your small group make radio transmissions to the other groups fighting in different areas. The transmissions are diverse and helpful to other soldiers in many ways: warning of dangers, words of encourage-ment, directions to resources, and even an occasional joke. This is the essence of From the Battlefield Magazine. It’s much like the radio transmissions de-scribed above.

This is reality. We awake to this battle everyday; in the spiritual realm, the battle rages and it continues without ceasing. Take heart soldiers, if God is for us who can be against us? We are promised victory. Let us press on toward the goal.

Internal Beauty

I am Meredith-the mother of all things stupid. I have signifi cant experience with this topic. I have traveled the road of stupidity for… let’s just say,… a long time. I want to share my wealth of knowledge with you before it’s too late.

Stupidity of the SexesHave you ever seen those girls with a top that’s a little wider than a stick of chew-ing gum and jeans that hang lower than a bungee jumper’s plunge? Well. That was me. I always wanted a caring husband who would respect me, and who would love me for me. Why did it seem like guys were only attracted to the way I looked? Yeah, hindsight is 20/20. Now- visualize me in my early 20’s, milk was only 5 cents a gallon and we would take the wagon into town. OK, it wasn’t that long ago. I was a girl with long dark hair, a white t-shirt knotted up past her stom-ach with hip-hugger jeans. I was dying for some attention, but I always got the kind I didn’t want. Where was that nice, caring guy that I longed for?

Let’s face it- what type of guy was I really trying to attract? By looking at me, would a respectable guy even consider me for a long term commitment? I’m sure I didn’t look like the type of girl a guy could take home to his family. I didn’t have any inner substance, yet I was looking for a guy who did. I focused my efforts on my outside beauty, yet I wanted someone to take notice of my inner beauty. Funny how people act opposite from who they really are.

Whenever I see these girls walking around in their little cosmo outfi ts, I cringe. They truly believe that their outer appearance is what it is all about. Sorry to shred your seventeen magazine, but it is not. It is now ten years later from those hip-hugger days. It was ten long years of dating the wrong guys. All I can say is: before you take too much pride in your appearance, look at who you are through God’s eyes. We are all of value. We are all loved. Appreciate who you truly are inside, and don’t focus so much attention on the shell. It will only fade with time. Remember to let your true beauty shine through, and only then will the rest all fall into place.

Girls

Proverbs 31:18-2218 She senses that her gain is good; Her lamp does not go out at night. 19 She stretches out her hands to the distaff, and her hands grasp the spindle. 20 She extends her hand to the poor, and she stretches out her hands to the needy. 21 She is not afraid of the snow for her household, for all her household are clothed with scarlet. 22 She makes coverings for herself; Her clothing is fi ne linen and purple.

Proverbs 31:25-3025 Strength and dignity are her clothing, and she smiles at the future. 26 She opens her mouth in wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her tongue. 27 She looks well to the ways of her household, and does not eat the bread of idleness. 28 Her children rise up and bless her; Her hus-band also, and he praises her, saying: 29 “Many daughters have done nobly, but you excel them all.” 30 Charm is deceitful and beauty is vain, But a woman who fears the LORD, she shall be praised.

Check-It

1 Thessalonians 4:3For this is the will of God, your sanctifi cation; that is, that you abstain from sexual immorality;

Matthew 19:5-65 and said, ‘FOR THIS REASON A MAN SHALL LEAVE HIS FATHER AND MOTHER AND BE JOINED TO HIS WIFE, AND THE TWO SHALL BECOME ONE FLESH’? 6 “So they are no longer two, but one fl esh. What therefore God has joined together, let no man separate.”

Stupidity of the SexesAs guys, we have a reputation for having a one track mind, and at one point or another we all have been guilty of that accusation. What does God think of all this sex business? God is 100% pro-sex; after all, He created it for us. Why then does He get angry when we pursue sex before marriage? Here are three reasons why:

Before we continue it’s necessary to defi ne what I mean when I say sex; I mean all types of sexual behavior, not only the act of sex. You could be a virgin and still be in, or pursuing, a sexual relationship.

1) God isn’t saying, “NO”, to sex; He is saying, “Wait.” Having sex before mar-riage is much like eating a pizza that hasn’t been cooked yet. Imagine that you ordered a “meat lovers” pizza from your local pizza place. The guy on the phone says it’s going to be 30 minutes. Are you going to show up in 10 minuets, and demand that the pizza be taken out of the oven, so you can eat it? Unlike grind-ing that raw pizza dough and sauce between your teeth, sex before marriage will leave lasting spiritual damage.

2) God is protecting you. Like I mentioned above, sex before marriage is spiritu-ally damaging. The Bible says, “The immoral man sins against his own body.” Sex is more than a physical act, it is the spiritual joining of two souls. Marriage was meant to protect that bond and breaking it will leave lasting spiritual effects.

3) God wants your attention. Imagine what you could do with all the time and en-ergy that you put into thinking about or pursuing sexual relationships. God wants you to use that energy to pursue Him. There is a time for everything (Ecclesias-tes 3:1). Seek God fi rst, and your relationships will be blessed (Matthew 6:33).

Hell is for fornicators (1 Corinthians 6:9), be sober and vigilant because the en-emy is seeking you. Wait on the Lord and His provision, and you will experience life as He intended it.

BoysHell is for Fornicators

Hebrews 13:4Marriage is to be held in honor among all, and the marriage bed is to be undefi led; for fornicators and adulterers God will judge.

1 Corinthians 6:18Flee immorality. Every other sin that a man com-mits is outside the body, but the immoral man sins against his own body.

Check-It

I was a quick study in stupidity 101. Regardless of common sense and good advice, I was stubborn in my quest to make poor choices. I want to share with you some things that I’ve learned from falling on my face or watching others fall on theirs.

Bible Study


Luke 7:36-48 36 Now one of the Pharisees was requesting Him to dine with him, and He entered the Pharisee’s house and reclined at the table. 37 And there was a woman in the city who was a sinner; and when she learned that He was reclining at the table in the Pharisee’s house, she brought an alabaster vial of perfume, 38 and standing behind Him at His feet, weeping, she began to wet His feet with her tears, and kept wiping them with the hair of her head, and kissing His feet and anointing them with the perfume. 39 Now when the Pharisee who had invited Him saw this, he said to himself, “If this man were a prophet He would know who and what sort of person this woman is who is touching Him, that she is a sinner.” 40 And Jesus answered him, “Simon, I have something to say to you.” And he replied, “Say it, Teacher.” 41 “A moneylender had two debtors:

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one owed five hundred denarii, and the other fifty. 42 “When they were unable to repay, he graciously forgave them both. So which of them will love him more?” 43 Simon answered and said, “I sup-pose the one whom he forgave more.” And He said to him, “You have judged correctly.” 44 Turning toward the woman, He said to Simon, “Do you see this woman? I entered your house; you gave Me no water for My feet, but she has wet My feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair. 45 “You gave Me no kiss; but she, since the time I came in, has not ceased to kiss My feet. 46 “You did not anoint My head with oil, but she anointed My feet with perfume. 47 “For this reason I say to you, her sins, which are many, have been for-given, for she loved much; but he who is forgiven little, loves little.” 48 Then He said to her, “ Your sins have been forgiven.”

The Debt Read the passage and answer the questions afterward. Before you start reading, spend a little time in prayer, and ask God to speak to you through His Word.

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Describe, in your own words, how the woman approached Jesus.______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

What did Simon have a problem with?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How did Jesus respond to Simon?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Identify each part of the parable, what does each part stand for?The Moneylender:_________________________________________________The Debt:_______________________________________________________The Two Debtors:_________________________________________________

Which debtor loved the moneylender more?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How does “the woman’s” attitude contrast with Simon’s? What does this con-trast say about her character?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How does Jesus tie the parable of the debtors to the situation at hand?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Do you think that Simon really had less sin than the woman?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

What was Jesus’ fi nal conclusion regarding the woman?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Who would you say your attitude is most like: Simon or the woman? Why?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

How can you use this passage in your everyday life?______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

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Answer the questions here and see page 22 for commentary.

Battlefi eld Magazine 9


Loneliness burns in the hearts of the masses. It’s barely recognizable any-more; we pass it off as just a phase or unhappiness. After all, it can’t be lone-liness- we are surrounded by people who love us. How can we be lonely with so much loving company? Does loving company cure loneliness?

Look at the state of the world today. People are changing spouses faster than they are changing their socks. There are thirteen year old girls having babies. You don’t have to look far to find broken relationships; probably no further than your own life. Do you think that this is what God had in mind for humanity? Do you think He wanted humanity separated by broken rela-tionships?

Broken relationships breed loneliness. It’s like that pile of dirty rags down in the basement where all the rats gather. Loneliness tells us there is something

missing in our lives. It is God’s way of directing us to Him and to godly relationships; just like He created our appetite to make sure we eat. The difference is that instead of food, our loneliness needs Godly relationships to be satisfied.

As with everything in spirituality, the secular way of doing things is the opposite of God’s way. Our society teaches us that relationships are about us; that we should exploit other people for our own physical and emotional benefit. Having a relationship is much like mining. You establish a dig and extract what you need, until the dig is exhausted of resources. Self-satisfac-tion is the focus of secular relation-ships.

God teaches us how to have relation-ships through the life of Jesus Christ. If Jesus’ life could be summed up in two words, they would be: selfless

By: Jonathan Medina

Loneliness: The Epidemic


“He (God) has skillfully crafted the heart of a human to not function correctly without Him. “

sacrifice. His whole life was geared toward saving humanity- by way of the cross (John 3:16-17). That means that everything He did brought Him one step closer to dying for us. Self-less sacrifice is how Jesus conducted His relationships. With His friends, He washed their feet (John 13:5-17). With His Father, He came to earth to do His will on earth (Matthew 26:39). Even with His enemies, He prayed on their behalf- pleading with God to forgive their transgressions (Luke 23:34). Jesus lived in selfless sacrifice.

Selfless sacrifice is the missing in-gredient in secular relationships, and is the cornerstone of Godly ones. A relationship needs selfless sacrifice in order to function correctly. Imagine a relationship where you depended on the other person to fill your needs; pretty scary isn’t it? Not only are you going to depend on the other person, but they are going to depend on you. Now we are starting to see where the

breakdown occurs. If you are not filling the needs of others then they can’t depend on you, and they naturally start to take for themselves. The idea is to give, so others’ needs will be met.

Think about it- if we get down to the core of relationships, it is really about relating to, or connecting to other people. Anything you do with selfish motives is for you alone; it doesn’t promote a connection with others. Selfishness is “The Anti-Relationship” because it only seeks for itself. Imag-ine if everyone acted in pure selfish-ness- there would be no way to build a business, a community, or a family.

Our society depends on relationships; God created relationships to build community between humans and to connect humanity to Him.

We’ve talked more about relationships in this article than we have about lone-liness, but that’s the point. Loneliness is simply the lack of godly relation-ships. God has given us relationships to combat loneliness.

If you are lonely, the worst thing you can do is to go out and make new relationships to cure your loneliness. I know it sounds pretty paradoxical, but chances are that if you are lonely, it’s because you have a lot of messed up relationships as it is. Going out and making new ones will not cure your loneliness but will only deepen it. It is time to start repairing the broken rela-tionships in your life- starting with your relationship with God.

The first step is God. How silly of us to

think that we could live happily with-out seeking God first. He has skillfully crafted the heart of a human to not function correctly without Him. It’s like trying to use a 9-volt battery to power the remote control because you lost the double A’s. Yeah, you may be able to get some wires and hook it up to the contacts long enough to change the channel, but now you just blew a transistor and the remote doesn’t work anymore- No, I have never done this. The first step in curing loneliness is to straighten out your relationship with God.

Kneel down, and have it out with


God- bare your soul. Give Him your problems and your trust. Trust that the investment you are making in God will return to you in dividends of whole-ness. Getting right with God consists of three steps: repentance, forgive-ness, and selfless-sacrifice. Repent. Acknowledge the sins in your life and understand how they hurt your rela-tionship with God. Make commitments to God to live differently. Accept God’s forgiveness. Selfless-sacrifice; live with the goal of pleasing God over yourself. This will do 2 things: This will give you God’s companionship, and it will make a model for the other relationships in your life.

The second step on the road to whole-ness is repairing other relationships in your life. The steps to repair human re-lationships are the same as the steps to repair your relationship with God- except, it goes both ways. Repent for hurting that person. Acknowledge to them personally that you understand how you hurt them, and make a com-mitment not to do it again. Forgive them for any wrongs they may have caused you, and accept their forgive-ness. Lastly- be selfless, lookout for

their well-being over your own.

I know what you’re thinking: “That won’t work with so and so.” It’s true- you may not be able to repair all the broken relationships in your life, because it requires the other person to repent, forgive, and to commit to selfless-sacrifice. It’s possible that the other person or people don’t want to repair it. The best you can do is to fol-low the three steps and to extend an indefinite invitation for them to do the same. Allow time for healing; this isn’t an overnight process. This is some-thing you will have to be faithful to your whole life. Commit to having godly relationships.

At this point, if you have taken the things above to heart, and did your best to follow them, you shouldn’t be lonely anymore. Now you can go out and make new relationships for the sake of relationships, for the sake of others, and not to satisfy your loneli-ness.

Loneliness is everywhere, but God has made provisions for our wholeness in relationships. Not with just any rela-tionship: first and foremost, a relation-ship with Him, then godly relationships with others. If you are lonely, start by getting right with God, then make the existing relationships right in your life, before starting new relationships. Remember- the key to success in a relationship is selfless sacrifice. So go and be a living sacrifice; promote the cure for loneliness by living for others.

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Music Reviews

Jeremy Camp: Restored

Release Date: 11.16.04Label: BEC RE-CORDINGS / EMD

Jeremy Camp has released his sec-

ond full length album- no- the worship project doesn’t count. I dig this album; it has a nice worshipful feel to it and you can really connect with Jeremy’s thankful heart through this CD.

Musically+ This is your usual Jeremy Camp brand rock, with a slightly softer touch. You

can tell that this album has some slick production behind it; the sound is very tight. The addition of his wife’s

(Adrienne Liesching, formerly of The Benjamin Gate) vocals added a small measure of diversity.

- Restored really isn’t a stretch from his last album “Stay”. If anything, it feels like Jeremy turned it down a notch. Just like every baritone crooner, Jeremy’s voice wears on you, and it eventually feels like you are listening to the same song over and over again. Come on, don’t get mad- it’s the same with Scott Stapp, formerly of Creed.

Spiritually + The driving spiritual mes-sage of repentance and restoration is really what

makes this album thought provoking. The words, “Would you take the place of this man? Would you take the nails from His hands?”, from the song, “This


Man” really pierced me. It made Jesus’ sacrifice the forefront of my thoughts.

- None

Highlights: Lay Down My Pride, This Man

One Word: Worshipful

Relient-K : Mmhmm

Release Date: 11.02.04 Label: CAPITOL

The Pop-Punk Chris-tian poster children strike again. I have to

admit that I’ve had a secret, unfounded vendetta against these guys. I don’t know what it is, maybe because they came on the scene sounding a little too much like Good Charlotte and looking a little too much like Hansen; whatever the case, RK has proved worthy of some respect.

Musically+ I was trying to write a bad review for these guys, but note by note, they won me over.

Warm vocal harmonies, speedy power chord progressions, and soft keys, blend to make an irresistible pile of pop-punk.

- The energy of the album can become obnoxious, especially if you are in the mood to relax. Even though RK does well in their musical arena, they didn’t do much to reach from that in this album. It’s easy to spot some recycled melodies and chord progressions.

Spiritually+ This album is more spiritu-ally mature than their earlier projects. The lyrics seem to

Music R

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Legend

AmmunitionYou may be asking, “Why use bullets as a rating system in music reviews, isn’t that a bit violent?” I have 2 things to say in response. 1) Read the name of the magazine again. 2) We live in a violent word where abortion (killing babies) is a form of birth control, forget about my rating system and go pray for these people.

X1 Satan has this one in his CD case.

X2 Maybe if there was content it would be spiritual.

X3 I feel a pulse!

X4 Enough spiritual content to choke a horse*.

X1 Jesus would Jam to this CD.

SpirituallyThis section is about the content of the CD. Is it edifying? We look at everything from lyrical expression to doctrinal concepts.

MusicallyBasically this section is about how the band sounds. We look at everything from production and instrument skills, to originality and style.

*No horses were harmed in the writing of this legend.

X1 Sounds like a 2nd grade flute-a-phone concert.

X2 I hear American Idol is having an audition near you.

X3 Hey! That sounds like music.

X4 Flippin sweet!

X1 The kind of CD you listen to for three months straight.


Mutemath: Reset EP

Release Date: 9.28.04Label: Teleprompt Records

Remember that Christian band

called Earthsuit? Yeah, me neither, but check this out: the lead singer, Paul Meany, and this drummer kid, Darren King, started a band called Mutemath after the breakup of Earthsuit. The two had been collaborating before the breakup, and decided to make the project their primary focus after the end of Earthsuit.

Musically:+These dudes rock. The sound is huge; it feels like you’re standing on the edge

of the planet listening to infinite sound waves. This EP has a lot to offer from the soft and simple, to aggressive and complex beat patterns. Amazing vo-cals and solid percussion drive this EP.

- None

Spirituality:+ Well written and thoughtful lyrics speak of redemption and our identity in Christ. This

EP is reflective of Christian thought in an approachable package. This works out well, since they are planning to re-lease their full length album on Warner Brothers, a secular label.

- None

Highlights: OK

One Word: SIC

reflect growth, by speaking of pain, fail-ing, and the necessary shaping that God must do with us.

- You still have some of the signature, silly RK songs which do not carry any spiritual worth, like, “My Girl’s Ex-boy-friend.”

Highlights: I So Hate Consequences, Which to Bury, Us or the Hatchet, Let It All Out

One Word: Fun

The Kingpin Wrecking Crew: From the Roots Up

Release Date: 1.14.04Label: Independent

“I get on stage ready to do battle,” Darren Elder, the drummer

for KPWC, told me backstage last sum-mer. This mentality shines in their CD from the roots up. It’s a brutal assault of jazz, hip hop, driving guitars, and smooth vocals.

Musically+ This CD was a refreshing change for my ears. I was so used to nu-metal Christian

knock-off bands that it was nice to hear some guys with a unique style. Kingpin’s unique style makes their music hard to classify. It’s groove based music with elements of Jazz, Funk, Hip Hop, and Rock; it all mixes nicely for an edgy, textured sound.

- At times the album seems a little too busy. There is a lot of music going on, and the focus seems to fade.

Spin Of the Month

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The OC Supertones: Faith Like a Child

David Crowder Band : Sushi and Sunsets

Kutless : Strong Tower

Seventh Day Slumber: Once Upon a Shattered Life

The Mars Volta: Frances The Mule

Jennifer Lopez: Rebirth

If you are an under-appreciated music critic and you think you’ve got the stuff to write for “Battle-fi eld” magazine, then drop us a line.

The OC Supertones: Faith Like a

Spiritually + There is no mistake that this is a Christian album. These guys aren’t afraid to

wear their faith on their sleeve. It’s good to hear a band say Jesus’ name every now and then, instead of hiding behind insinuations and imagery.

- None

Highlights: Cardiac, Dark Clouds, Soldier

One Word: Style

U2: How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb

Release Date: 11.23.04Label: INTER-SCOPE RECORDS

Seriously, who can dis U2 now-a-days?

These guys have been making music longer than I’ve been alive. Their latest effort has much to say about who U2 is. The cover photo depicts 4 rockstars with nothing to prove, and the CD in the case backs it up.

Musically+ This album has a subdued, but seductive quality to it. It is basically an album of U2 just

doing their thing- making great mu-sic. Some of the CD feels like old U2. Some of it echos “Everything you cant leave Behind”. All in all, it’s a good CD.

- None

Spirituality+ This is one of the most spiritual albums U2 has re-leased. The album is satu-

rated in Biblical imagery. It references

“I AM”, Yahweh, and Jesus. If I didn’t know any better, I would think this was a Christian album.

- I do have to say, a couple of their songs don’t really lyrically make sense to me. Come on now, don’t look at me like that. Who really does understand this stuff? Probably not even Bono, himself. It’s just like a bunch of cool and suggestive words arranged in no particular order.

Highlights: Sometimes You Can’t Make it on Your Own, Yahweh, All Because of You.

One Word: Gripping

Next Month.

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DVD Reviews

There I stood, staring at the screen... blinking, as the credits rolled. “What was that?”, I thought to myself. There I was, waiting for something to happen, and the movie ended with no such luck. I thought back over the movie and snickered at some of the scenes, but was still confused about what the point was exactly.

Now here I am- 3 weeks and 17 view-ings later. My name is Jonathan Me-dina, and I am addicted to Napoleon Dynamite. OK, it isn’t quite that bad. After watching the movie a second time, I really got a chance to focus on the character development, instead of the plot. Once you get past the fact that essentially nothing happens in this movie, you can truly enjoy the charac-ters and its dry brand of humor.

The Story:The movie is basically a couple weeks in the life of this high school kid with the personality of a slug. His exploits range from working on a chicken ranch

to asking a girl to the dance. At the end of the movie... Just kidding, I won’t ruin it for you.

The Skinny:The movie doesn’t seem overtly offen-sive. It was a surprisingly tame film in my opinion (see disclaimer below).

Check this movie out, if you don’t get it the first time (like me), watch it a sec-ond time. If you don’t get it the second time, what you need to do is: stay home, watch reality TV, and promise to never go into a video store again.

Disclaimer:Because I have been de-sensitized by the full assault of society’s pop-culture, I cannot provide an accurate represen-tation of this movie’s offensiveness. If you want something like that, then check out http://www.pluggedinonline.com

Napoleon Dynamite: Comedy

Rated: PG

Distributed By:Fox Searchlight

Directed By:Jared Hess

Staring: Jon Heder as Napoleon Dynamite

Aaron Ruell as Kip Jon Gries as Uncle Rico Efren Ramirez as PedroTina Majorino as Deb

Haylie Duff as Summer Shondrella Avery as LaFawnduh

Emily Kennard as Trisha



C.G.A.Computer Geeks Anonymous

iPod Shuffle

It’s been 7 years since the iPod shook the digital music world with its whop-ping 4GB storage capacity and its drool worthy design. Since then, many other equally, attractive designs have been released. This includes the iPod Photo and the iPod Mini. The latest addition to the iPod family is the iPod Shuffle.

The Skinny:+ The iPod Shuffle is a dream come true for the broke college student or the financially disadvantaged writer (like myself). It packs a punch for the price and comes in two models: the 512MB model is priced at $100 and the 1GB model at $150. The unit is very light and measures smaller than a pack of Trident gum, which makes the perfect music companion. Unlike its predecessors, the iPod Shuffle con-nects via USB (instead of Firewire) and comes with Apple earbuds.

- This iPod is missing the usual LCD display, which makes it a little harder to navigate. In order to get to a song on playlist two, you need to thumb through playlist one first. Its small size makes it the prime target for a care-less music lover to lose, or for a lurking thief to snag.

Top 5 Spyware Killers

Is your computer running slower than death? Do you get mobbed by pop-up ads every time you get on the net? Sorry to break it to you, but you probably have a fat case of spyware infection. Don’t freak out, we are here to help. Here are the top 5 weapons in your armory of spyware killers:

Microsoft AntiSpyware (Beta): Just when you thought it wasn’t safe to surf the web anymore. Microsoft to the Rescue.http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/spy-ware/software/default.mspx

Windows XP Service Pack 2: If you have Windows XP, have this installed. It makes your computer a fortress against spyware slime.http://www.microsoft.com/windowsxp/sp2/de-fault.mspx

Adaware: This tool scans for spyware and ter-minates it. Rated top 5 by download.com.http://www.lavasoftusa.com/software/adaware/

Spybot Search and Destroy: If adaware doesn’t get it, chances are this will.http://www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html

Spyblaster: This tool protects your computer from byte-sucking parasites, even if you use Mozilla.http://www.javacoolsoftware.com/

Who do you trust? Who do you trust? Do you trust your dad when he says, “There’s no cars coming, go ahead and cross the street”? I didn’t the second time. Do you trust your doctor who says this isn’t going to hurt and then harpoons you with a needle so big that he has to stand in the next room to work the plunger part? Do you trust your best friend not to tell anyone about the time you cried during the movie “Babe” when the farm-er shut the gate and, as the crowd went wild, said, “That’ll do pig.”? Uh, not that that happened to me, I’m just wonder-ing, in a world that is full of murderers, thieves, and car salesmen, who do you trust?

I don’t trust my son ever since he walked up behind me with a hammer and asked if he could comb my hair. I don’t trust my dog who wouldn’t bark at a stranger breaking in through the win-dow but barks at me every time I get up off the couch. Thank goodness I don’t do that that often. Oh, and if you are a burglar, I’m just kidding. My dog is very mean and could kill you, trust me.

When the Post Office says they will get your package there in two days but then asks if you want to buy insur-ance and a tracking number, doesn’t that arouse suspicion? When they stamp “Fragile” on the box with your porcelain Elvis plates and then turn and throw it across the room into a big bin, do you lose hope?

There are many people trying to sell you worthless junk and they all


GodMan Seeks Bride.

Hello, my name is Jesus. I am looking for someone to spend eternity with. Must be ready for a life commit-

ment. Preferably broken from other relationships. Man or

woman, all ethnicity, all ages. Must be submissive. If you’re

interested, Pray.

King Solomon Seeks Wife #902.

If you’re into fast horses and huge palaces, then I am the man for you. When I am not running my enormous king-dom, you can find me curled

up in my study reading a nice scroll. Must be able to get along with other wives

and concubines.

1st Man Seeks Steak Lover.

I enjoy walking in the garden and naming animals. Seeking

a woman who is not con-stantly on fruit diets. Must be able to follow SIMPLE instructions from God. A

tremendous fear of snakes is preferred.

Laugh it up clown!Christian Classifieds

use the “Trust Me” approach. Have you really ever needed to cut through your shoe with a knife? Have you cut your hair with a vacuum cleaner lately? Are your thighs mastered yet? Telemarketers get to me through TV, Phone and Computer. I get more spam mail than the people that actually work at a Spam Factory. And for the record: No, I don’t need golf balls, a mortgage, or the X-cam video!! I already have 2 of each.

It’s got to the point where you can’t trust anyone. Of course, people can trust me. For instance, I never told anyone about Matt Morginsky of the Super-tones, losing a game of basketball to a 12 year old girl in Indiana. Matt knows he can trust me with that secret. And I would never shamelessly try to use people’s trust to get them to buy things. For instance, I haven’t even mentioned my com-edy album “I’ve Got A Funny Feeling About This” which is still in stores. In fact, I think they’re all still there.

Actually, the only thing that you can really trust in is God’s love. He’s never broken His promise and He isn’t trying to sell anything. He just wants your love. But don’t take my word on it, talk to Him yourself. You wont regret it, trust me!

A special thanks to our good friend Bob Smiley for letting us print this. Check him out and keep clean comedy alive.

Comedian Bob Smiley lives in Texas with his two sons and incredibly beautiful and talented wife, who writes all his short bios that appear at the end of his articles. For more laughs or to order his comedy DVD, go to: www.bobsmiley.com


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Describe, in your own words, how the woman approached Jesus.Once this woman learned of where Jesus was, she sought Him out. She approached Him with humility and bro-kenness as she wept at His feet. She abandoned her pride to show her sor-row, and her hunger for forgiveness.

What did Simon have a problem with?This is where Simon gets a little snooty and says to himself, “If this man were a prophet He would know who and what sort of person this woman is who is touching Him, that she is a sinner.” Keep in mind how he views the woman and what this means about how he views himself, that will come in handy later.

How did Jesus respond to Simon?Jesus who makes it a habit to answer people’s thoughts and muttering, tells Simon a parable.

Identify each part of the parable, what does each part stand for?My interpretation of this passage is based on the situation at hand and what Jesus says in regards to the woman’s forgiveness.

The Moneylender: God, since He is the only one with the power to forgive sin.The Debt: SinThe Two Debtors: This is where it gets interesting. Do you think that the amount of debt is really the amount of sin forgiven? Let’s read on before we answer that.

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Which debtor loved the moneylend-er more?As Simon answered, it was the one who owed more.

How does “the woman’s” attitude contrast with Simon’s? What does this contrast say about her charac-ter?The woman approaches Jesus under-standing that she is lacking in her life; that she needs forgiveness. Simon sees himself as not needing Jesus, but instead having Him for company, as if they were equals. There is no record of Simon treating Jesus’ visit with humility; rather the opposite, as Jesus listed in verses 44-46.


Bible History 101

Denarius:(containing ten), Authorized Version “penny,” (Matthew 18:28; 20:2,9,13) a Roman silver coin in the time of our Saviour and the Apostles, worth about 15 cents. It took its name from its being first equal to ten “ass-es,” a number afterwards increased to sixteen. It was the principal silver coin of the Roman commonwealth. From the parable of the laborers in the vineyard it would seem that a denarius was then the ordinary pay for a day’s labor. (Matthew 20:2,4,7,9,10,13)

Smith’s Bible Names Dictionary 1863

Denarius of Tiberius Cesar pictured above.

Luke 7:36-48 Commentary

How does Jesus tie the parable of the debtors to the situation at hand?He clearly identified the woman with the debtor who owed more, and Simon as the one who owed less.

Do you think that Simon really had less sin than the woman?How can we gauge Simon’s sins? We can’t. The real truth is in the attitudes of both Simon and the woman. Here is what we know: Simon had sin (Ro-mans 3:23), Simon didn’t feel the same way about his sin, as the woman did, or he would have approached Jesus in the same manner. I would say the real importance was not how much either of them had, but rather how they viewed their sin. If we see how ugly our sin truly is, then this will help us to see the true nature of God’s forgiveness. When we understand God’s forgiveness, our love for Him will grow.

What was Jesus’ final conclusion regarding the woman?He forgave her sins. It’s comforting to know that if we approach Jesus in humil-ity, and brokenness He will forgive us.

Who would you say your attitude is most like: Simon or the woman? Why?This is a personal question. Look at how you view your sins, and how you treat your time with Jesus.

How can you use this passage in your everyday life?You can really take a hard look at the sin in your life. Don’t pull any punches, be as hard on yourself as you are on others when judging their sins. Try to see your sins, even the ones you see as “little ones”, as God sees them. Approach Je-sus with an understanding that you are in debt to Him, and that He loves you, and offers forgiveness for that debt.

What’s in a name?Everyone asks what is up with the name. Warzone and Ministry are two words that don’t usually find each other. The concept is spiritual warfare. There is a war raging day in and day out. We are living in a spiritual war-zone. The purpose of our ministry is to make Christians keenly aware of this war, and to prepare them to do battle.

What’s up with “God wants you to die?”This was a campaign that we did; it was really about dying to the flesh on a spiritual level. Galatians 2:20 says “it is no longer I who live but Christ who lives in me..” We should set our focus on the spiritual realm and understand that if we want to live, we must first die. Just recently I was watching the “Band of Brothers” series on DVD. In the third episode, they are in a trench, bullets are whizzing above their heads. Blythe is terrified, gripping his gun and hiding in the trench. Pierce comes up to him and says “You don’t get it, do you? You have to fight like you’re already dead.” It was only when Blythe counted himself dead, that he could help the rest of the company in battling

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the enemy.

What do we do?Our mission statement is to challenge those who carry the label “Christian” to also carry their cross.

Our Website- www.warzoneminis-tries.com has a plethora of information: articles, Bible Study questions, teach-ings, web resources, and a lot of other cool things.

Free Bibles – We don’t believe any-one should have to pay for the Word of God. We ship free Bibles and study material all over the United States.

Community – We host a forum on the web where people can go for: answers to spiritual questions, web resources, and a spiritual support community.

Battlefield Magazine – We print this magazine and pack it with things to help you grow in your relationship with God and His people.

We do all these things to help you grow and to also empower you to help others.

Maybe you’re that 15 year old girl who was witnessing to her friend and want-ed to get her a Bible, but you have no money or transportation. All you have to do is punch her address into www.warzoneministries.com.

Maybe you’re the late night web war-rior surfing through the endless pages of useless information on the web, and you stumble into www.warzonemin-istries.com. You might find an article or a topic in the forum that helps you understand God better.

You could be that college kid who

reads the magazine for the bible stud-ies in it.

You might even be that small group leader looking for bible study questions to go over with your group.

Whoever you are, we want to help meet your spiritual needs.

The FutureThe future has much in store for the Warzone Ministries community.

The Regiment GroupsWe are working on a curriculum for small groups for distribution. We will make contacts with small group lead-ers all over the United States and send them the curriculum to start a small group with. We will support the group with our resources.

The Compilation CDWe support independent music here at Warzone Ministries; this CD will be a collection of independent music that we support.

A Stronger WebsiteIn 2006, www.warzoneministries.com will launch a new, stronger, and more interactive website.

Keep Warzone Ministries in your prayers.

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