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Childbirth After learning the Lamaze method of natural
childbirth, I was admitted to the delivery room with mywife.
It seemed like an eternity before the doctor finallyannounced, "I've got the head now; just a few moreminutes."
"Is it a girl or boy?" I asked excitedly. The doctor replied, "I don't know. It's hard to tell by
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late for Class At a prestigious university there is a clear hierarchy
that outlines how long one was to wait for a class tobegin if the professor were absent. A full professorrated fifteen minutes. An associate only ten. A mere instructor was expected to be on time, if not early. Thissystem worked only one way, however; and studentswere afforded no such grace.
It was to be expected, therefore, that one professor,the foremost authority in his field by his own admission, would register distinct annoyance when astudent, just out of military service, was late for classfor the third morning running.
"Tell me," the professor began, "exactly what didthey say in the Army when you sauntered in late likethis?"
"Well," mused the unperturbed young man... "firstthey saluted, then they asked, 'How are you this morning, sir?'"
Tail light "How long have you been driving without a tail
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The driver jumped out, ran to the rear of his car and gave a long, painful groan and put his face in hishands.
He seemed so upset that the cop was moved to easeup on him a bit.
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dered private. "I suppose after you get discharged fromthe Army, you'll just be waiting for me to die so youcan come and spit on my grave."
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Of course, they didn't TELL them they were pruneburgers until after the kids ate them--and discoveredthey actually liked them.
"The hamburger was good. It tastes like a grilledburger," said 12-year-old Mustafa Mattocks, who wasone of 20 students deputized as uncle Sam's officialtaste-taster. What's really sad is that Mustafa said theprune burgers--which are a blend of ground beef andprune puree--tasted better than the food usuallyserved in the cafeteria.
Why PRuNES? The uSDA is under pressure fromCongress to bolster produce prices. One way to dothis is to buy up surplus crops, which includes cranberries and prunes, and then give them to schools.But to make it work, they have to figure out a way touse cranberries and prunes as ingredients in food kidswill eat. uSDA did a similar test last year in Los Angeles.
The delicacies served to the innocent children included sweet potato pancakes (liked it), snack barsmade with dates and almonds (liked it), broccoli guacamole (a dud), asparagus guacamole (the ultimate dud), prune burgers (a hit), and pizza toppedwith prune sauce (liked it--amazingly). Oh yes, thegovernment now calls prunes "dried plums." ThoseWashington spin doctors...
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The art student approached the professor to ask whythe grade was so poor. The teacher told him that theproportions in the painting were incorrect.
"The head is too big," the professor explained. "Theshoulders are too wide, and the feet are enormous."
The next day, the art student brought Peter to see theprofessor. He took one look at my brother. "Okay, Aminus," he said.
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One morning I was leaving the dorm with the kittenin a carrier. A student stopped me and asked, "Whereare you taking the Book?"
I explained that I was taking the kitten to the vet."She's getting neutered today," I told him.
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A Prayer For Moms and dadsNow I lay me down to sleep,
I pray my sanity to keep.For if some peace I do not find,I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind.
I pray I find a little quietFar from the daily family riot
May I lie back--not have to thinkabout what they're stuffing down the sink,
or who they're with, or where they're atand what they're doing to the cat.
I pray for time all to myself(did something just fall off a shelf?)
To cuddle in my nice, soft bed(Oh no, another goldfish--dead!)
Some silent moments for goodness sake(Did I just hear a window break?)
And that I need not cook or clean--(well heck, I've got the right to dream)
yes now I lay me down to sleep,I pray my wits about me keep,But as I look around I know--
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A Really Bad PunA bill collector knocked on the door of a country
debtor. "Is Fred home?" he asked the woman who answered
the door. "Sorry," the woman replied. "Fred's gone for
cotton." The next day the collector tried again. "Is Fred here
today?" "No, sir," she said, "I'm afraid Fred has gone for
cotton." When he returned the third day he sarcastically
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yesterday." Suspicious that he was being avoided, the collector
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The Best Position For PrayerThree preachers sat discussing the best positions for
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