1. They have an incessant need to lower expenses by chaining pens to the desk.2. The banks vault door is open, but the front door is still locked at 9:1!".. The branch #anager has a water bottle and a s$ueegee waiting on you in the drive through.%. Their &security' $uestion asks how #any toes are on your left foot.(. There are no withdrawal slips available anywhere but plenty of deposit slips.). The branch #anager is wearing a tie that has another banks logo.*. !ll teller lanes are closed but one.+. ,oure charged a -12 fee to #ake a deposit, a -9 fee to open their door, and a -2* fee to breath their oxygen for#inutes.1.. /hen you tell the# youd like to open a 01, they hand you a co#pli#entary copy of 2arry "anilows 3reatest 4its still wrapped in cellophane. 11. Toasters5 6ut. 7alet parking5 8n. 6ddly enough, theres a used car lot 9ust next door:12. /hen you cash your check, they give you ;uros.1. The drive through window now allows deposits !