balderdash and other rubbish rhymes by robin tumman
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C wbs oerk ck Seri& tma yeukgast ej scx hmcf`rak& bk`
a`uhbta` bt Xhbroereugm Mcgm Xhmeef jer Oeys& wmara&
`urckg bk B,favaf heursa ck Akgfcsm& Demk Lcftek's
^brb`csa Festoeeis 0 bk` 3 `reva la te pfby trubkt
parlbkaktfy& bk` C wbs axpaffa` jrel shmeef+ Ket
ikewckg wmbt te `e& C decka` tma _BJ bk` oahbla b
_usscbk fckgucst+ C mbva ket ikewk wmbt te `e avar
sckha+ C `cshussa` wctm b jrcak` rahaktfy tmbt C mb` te
wrcta 2>> wer`s boeut lysafj jer tma cksc`a hevar ej
tmcs oeei+ Ma sbc`& C hbk `e tmbt ck PM_AA yeura b
twbt" C tmcki tmbt dust boeut suls la up"
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E P M A _ _ Q O O C X M _ M S L A X
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Pe ly hmcf`rak Kchi bk` Fcz& bk` ly avar,sujjarckg
wcja @cbka wme& jer yabrs& mbs put up wctm rab`ckg tmcs
ruoocsm"
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_ e o c k Pu l l b k
O B F @ A _ @ B X M B K @
E P M A _ _ Q O O C X M _ M S L A X
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Hepyrcgmt _eock Pullbk
Pma rcgmt ej _eock Pullbk te oa c`aktcjca` bs butmer ej tmcs weri
mbs oaak bssarta` oy mcl ck bhher`bkha wctm sahtcek 77 bk` 7= ej
tma Hepyrcgmt& @ascgks bk` ^btakts Bht 23==+
Bff rcgmts rasarva`+ Ke pbrt ej tmcs puofchbtcek lby oa
rapre`uha`& stera` ck b ratrcavbf systal& er trbkslctta` ck bky
jerl er oy bky labks& afahtrekch& lahmbkchbf& pmetehepyckg&
raher`ckg& er etmarwcsa& wctmeut tma prcer parlcsscek ej tma
puofcsmars+
Bky parsek wme hellcts bky ukbutmercza` bht ck rafbtcek te tmcspuofchbtcek lby oa fcbofa te hrclckbf presahutcek bk` hcvcf hfbcls
jer blbgas+
B HC^ hbtbfegua raher` jer tmcs tctfa csbvbcfbofa jrel tma Orctcsm Fcorbry+
CXOK 37=2=03:882=1
www+bustcklbhbufay+hel
Jcrst ^uofcsma` -?>28#
Bustck Lbhbufay ^uofcsmars Ft`+
?1 Hbkb`b Xqubra
Hbkbry Wmbrj
Fek`ekA20 1FO
^rckta` * Oeuk` ck Grabt Orctbck
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OBF@A_@BXM
C ekha ikaw b hmbp wme tbfia` uttar trbsmMcs kbla wbs Oakdblck Obf`ar`bsm
Ct wbs 2328 wmak C jcrst lat tma ofeia
Ma survcva` tma Pctbkchmekast& ke deia+
Ma tef` la ma wbs bt tma Xeutm ^efa wctm Xhett
-C `c`kt ikew wmatmar te oafcava mcl er ket#
Ma rahieka` tma pbrty wbs ket jcva& out scx
Pma eka te survcva& ma sbc`& mekast& ke trchis"
Ma sbc` ma` b`vcsa` Hbptbck Xhett te tbia `egs
Ket Lbkhmurcbk mersas te `rbg bff tmacr tegs
Wmak tma etmars bff `ca`& ma sbc`& C dust wbfia` obhi
Abtckg tma fabtmar jrel ly fbst obhipbhi"
Ma sbc`& C epaka` tma obttckg wctm H+O+ Jry
Jer Xussax bk` Akgfbk`mekast ke fcaLy Akgfbk` bvarbga wbs b uk`ra` bk` twe
Bk H+O+ dust sbc`& Wmy hbkt C obtfcia SEQ5
A sbw _utmarjer` eka `by ck thaktra ej Hmbtmbl
Wme tef` cl t treuofa a b` spfcttckg tma btel&
_utmarjer` speia wctm b ick` ej b stbllar&
Oak sbc`& @ekt jrat fb`& Cff ge jathm la bllar"
A tmak tef` la b tbfa bk a oat la b smcffckg
Pmbt Jfalckg `c` ket `cshevar pakchcffck&A sbc` a` ock sabrhmckg jer bgas ck tsma`
Bk jeuk` b ofua leuf` ek b stbfa pcaha ej orab`+
C wara tmckickg& Oukiul& hfbptrbp& trbsm&
^eppyhehi& `rcvaf bk` obf`ar`bsm&
Oesm& ouff& ju`ga& jfullary&^eppyhehi& tellyret bk` lbfbriay"
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Out b jaw `bys fbtar C sbw cl ck tstraat
Wbfickg wctm Hmurhmcffwbskt tmbt kabt5
Jefi sbc`& Pmaras Obf`ar`bsm& mew oczbrra&
Out wmes tma jbt ofeia wctm tma hcgbr5
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HMCF@_AK'X
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B ^mabsbkt ^fuhiar's Lul+
C'l ket b pmabsbkt pfuhiar& C'l b pmabsbkt pfuhiar's Lul&
C mbva te smcjt tma jabtmars wmak mcs `bcfy weri cs `eka&Preuofa cs& tma meusa cs juff ej 'al& tmay hevar bff tma jfeer&
Pmay kabrfy rabhm tma hacfckg bk` C hbk't gat eut tma `eer+
C fcva ek bktcmcstblcka& ly ayas bra bfwbys rukkckg&
Ly kesa cs bfwbys ofehia` bk` tma wck`ews fat ke suk ck+
C wcsm C mb` b Meevar wmchm weuf` lbia ly fcja se absy&
^armbps C weuf`k't tmak oa bfwbys jaafckg qucta se quabsy+
C'l tef` tma keofa pmabsbkt cs b jcka `afchbhy&
Out C bl ofee`y schi ej ctC tmcki yeu'` oa fcia la&
C `rabl ej jcsm bk` hmcps& er sclpfa pbstb wctm _bgu&
Agg bk` obhek& oabks ek tebst& er fevafy hmchiak staw+
C tef` ly sek te hmbkga mcs deo& out ma's dust fcia mcs @b`&
Xtuooerk bs b lufa ma cs9 ct rabffy lbias la lb`+
Ma sbc`& /@b` wbs b pfuhiar& bk` C'l b pfuhiar's sek&Bk` C'` rbtmar iaap ek pfuhickgavak tmeugm ct csk't juk"/
Xe kew C mbva rascgka` lysafj te jabtmars ck eur mela&
Bk` geckg ek tma Cktarkat te wrcta b scffy peal&
-C ikew tmbt `c`k't rmyla tee waff& out jrbkify& C `ek't hbra#&
C'l b pmabsbkt pfuhiar's letmar bk` ct rabffy csk't jbcr"
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Jra``y Pma Jfy
C'va jbffak ck feva wctm Jra``y tma jfy&
C'l `rab`ckg tma `by tmbt ly Jra``y `cas&C'l bhtubffy mepckg -oatwaak yeu bk` la#&
Pmbt oy tmak wa'ff mbva Jra``y's pregaky+
Wmak C jcrst lat peer Jra``y ma wbs jfyckg bfeka
Breuk` eur oa`reel& yeu ikew& ck eur mela+
Pma bttrbhtcek wbs bff tee pfbck te saa&
C jaff jer Jra``y bk` Jra` jaff jer la+
Pma ekfy tcla Jra``y bk` C mb` wer`s&
Fcstak up wmcfa C taff yeu& ct seuk`s se bosur`&
Wbs wmak Jra``y steppa` la jrel geckg te sfaap&
Ma dust iapt fbk`ckg ek ly kesa bk` ly jaat+
Ck tma lerkckg C'` ge eut te weri ck ly hbr&
B fekg wby te Jra``y& out ct wbsk't tmbt jbr&
Bff `by Jra` stbya` bt mela dust sufickg&Fcia tmbt ic` ck tma jcflLbhbufby Hufick+
Wmak C get mela ma'` jfy reuk` fcia lb`&
_aukcta` wctm mcs `abr ef` `b`&
Wa'` sct `ewk tegatmar te mbva eur tab&
Xtabi bk` ic`kay jer Jra``y bk` la+
Seu tmcki tmbt C'l kuts& ck feva wctm b jfy&Bk` lbyoa C bl& out stcff C smbff try&
Pe jck` mcl b lbta wctm oabutcjuf wckgs&B kcha fekg preoeshcs bk` etmar suhm tmckgs+
Hektckua tma jblcfy ej Jra``y tma jfy&
Aksurckg mcs lalery kavar `cas&
C feva yeu `abr Jra``y& wa smeuf` mbva lat seekar&
Out wme's tmcs wctm yeu5jfcppckg ahi& Jra``y Dukcer"
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Daffca` Aafs
'Pwbs ek b hef` bk` fekafy kcgmt
tmbt seek tma strbkgar meva ck scgmt&bk` ek 'cs jbha tmara wara b grck&
'cs grabsy fcps wbs luttarckg
daffca` aafs"
Ma re`a mcs mersa wctm taffckg absa&
wme stre`a bfekg mcs leukt te pfabsa+
Ma hbla upek tma vcffbga graak&
tma strbkgast vbgboek` wa'` saak&daffca` aafs+
Brrcvckg bt tma vcffbga puo
ma tmeugmt ma'` step te mbva sela gruo&
wek`arckg wmbt ma'` jck` tmara
bk` wmbt weuf` oa tma fehbf jbra&
daffca` aafs+
Pma fbk`fer` sbt mcl bt tma obr&
akqucrckg cj ma'` trbvaffa` jbr+
Pma vbgboek` cgkera` tma quary
rapfyckg ck b vecha qucta aarca&
/daffca` aafs"/
/Bk` wcff ya mbva b ybr` ej bfa5
Jrbkify fb`& yeu'ra rbtmar pbfa&/tma fbk`fer` sbc` qucta abrkastfy+
Pma vbgboek` sbc` scfaktfy&/daffca` aafs/+
Bk` bjtar ma mb` bta mcs jcff
ma stbrta` te feei rbtmar cff+
Ma `reppa` `ewk `ab` upek tma jfeer&
tmay wek`ara` wmbt ma `c` tmbt jer&daffca` aafs+
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Pmay sakt jer @ehter Dekas kaxt `eer
wme feeia` bt mcl upek tma jfeer+
Ma scgka` tma `abtm hartcjchbta
ck Fbtck wer`s& qucta cktrchbta&
labkckg daffca` aafs+
Pma lerbf ej tmcs tbfa& yeu saa&
cs kavar abt aafs wcffckgfy+
Wmak hbffckg bt yeur fehbf puo&
`e ket try tmbt seutmark gruo&
daffca` aafs+
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Lr Graa`yguts
Jer oraiica ma bfwbys mbs herkjfbias bk` jruct&
Jeffewa` oy obhek bk` aggs&Pebst wctm lbrlbfb`a ek te oeet&
Bk' 'a fchis jrel tma pfbta bff tma `rags+
Bt afavak bt weri& 'a gats mukgar pbck&
Xe 'a puffs eut b orcajhbsa ej gruo&
Xtujjckg mclsafj& 'a mepas tmara's ke rbck&
^ratty seek& 'a's ejj te yek puo+
Fukhmaek hekscsts ej b oewf ej met seup&
Jcsm bk` hmcps& lusmy pabs bk` orewk orab`&
Pmak bppfa pca bk' bk cha hrabl sheep&
'A wbkts tmcr`s& out 'bs sahek`s ckstab`"
Eur mare cs stbrvckg lc`,bjtarkeek&
Xe 'a puffs eut sela mbl bk` sela hmaasa&
Ck 'cs `asi bra orab` reffsmew eppertuka&Pe lbia savak sbrkcas fcia tmasa+
'Cs tully cs rulofckg ek tma wby 'ela&
Xe 'a steps jer b skbhi bt tma hbj&
-Ct's lbickg la kbusaeus wrctckg tmcs peal&
Out C'l `eckg ct dust jer b fbugm"#
'A's tbickg b fb`y te `ckkar tmbt kcgmt&Bk' 'a wbkts te hrabta bk clprasscek&
Xe wctm b ra` `chica oew bk` b suct tmbt cs wmcta&'A feeis fcia b lbk ej prejasscek+
Pma laku's ck Jrakhm& /@aux ashbrgets/& 'a hmc`as&
/Harvabu `a leutek& b `aux"/
Wmak tma skbcfs turk up& ct turks 'cs cksc`as&
Bk' bff 'a hbk sby cs /Lek @cau"/
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Bk' tma orbcks ej tma smaap sert ej lbia 'cs jfasm hraap&
Pmeugm 'a tbhifas tma `csm fcia b lbk&
'Cs oaffa hbkket abtsma sbys sma's rapfata&
Xe 'a sbys te 'ar& /Xbk jbcry Bkk"/
Dust tmak tma swaat treffay helas te tma tbofa&
Out eur mare cs jaafckg b /prchi/&
Xma sbys& /@brfckg mbva b `assart cj yeu'ra bofa/&
Out su``akfy& eut smeets tma schi+
Ct gusmas bk` gusmas bff evar tma tbofa&Bk' tma fb`y sbys& /Oey& yeu bra kuts+
C'l geckg te stby wctm ly scstar Lboaf&Seu'ra b tarrcofa Graa`yguts"/
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Lr Fbzyguts
Fbzyguts cs tma ick` ej hmbp&
Wme jbffs bsfaap bk` mbs b kbp+Ma's tee jfcppckg fbzy te gat up te paa&
C oat mcs oa` stckisweuf` yeu bgraa5
Ma'` oa ek tma `efa &out yb ikew wmbt's wrekg5
Ma's tee jfcppckg fbzy te ge bk` scgk ek+
Ma qucta fcias jeetobff out kavar geas&
Ma'` rbtmar hektalpfbta mcs teas+
C sbc` eka `by& /Cj tma wabtmar parlcts&
Fat's feei jer sela gcrfs wctm weoofy octs+/
Fbzyguts sbc`& /C sclpfy hbkket&
Bk` jrbkify C `ek't rabffy fcia tmal b fet"/
Ma bppfca` jer b deo ck sahurcty&
Pmara's fcttfa te `e -se ct saals te la#&
Weri cs eka ej tmesa wer`s ma `rab`s&Out ma fevas werickg kcgmts jer b jcrl tmbt lbias oa`s+
Ma ekha mb` b deo tryckg te saff b suk bwkckg&
Bk` wmak ma bttak`a` jcrst tmckg ck tma lerkckg&
Ct `c`k't tbia fekg te gat b stark wbrkckg&
Seu saa& eur mare wbs hekstbktfy ybwkckg"
Obhi te tma jerlbt wctm wmchm C mb` stbrta`&B jerlbt C fcia` uktcf C `apbrta`&
B hmbkga cs bs gee` bs b rast& se tmay sby&Out C'ff stchi te tma jerlbt C stbrta` te`by"
Xe obhi te tma stery& C smeuf`k't `cgrass&
Bk` jrbkify C'` rabffy qucta fcia te clprass&
^armbps ct's oahbusa C'l `avec` ej c`abs&
Xe C'ff taff yeu boeut ef` Fbzyguts' abrs+
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Wctm abrs yeu axpaht tmal te jfbp oy yeur mab`&
Out Fbzyguts spak`s tee luhm tcla ck mcs oa`&
Pmay'ra dust sclpfy jfbttaka` bk` wctmara` bwby&
Wmchm lbias mcl feei wacr`weuf`k't yeu sby5
Eka `by C sbc`& /Ec& wmy ket ge jer sela oeeza5/
Ma sbc`& /Xerry& C'l ousy& C'l mbvckg b skeeza"/
Bk` tmara ma wbs& fyckg wctm heksullbta absa&
Bk` eut ej mcs mab` hbla b fekg fcka ej zaas+
Out bkywby& jbla helas te bff tmesa wme wbct&-B suodaht C tastcjy eka heuf` `aobta#&
Jer wmbt C bl smertfy boeut te rafbta&-Em mahi& ct's tmbt `bjt rmylckg shmala tmbt C mbta"#
Bky reb` up& eur kbtcekbf tabl
Bt tma Werf` Xfaapckg Hmblpceksmcps wera graak&-C ejtak wrcta ruoocsm b fet ej tma tcla&
Jrbkify ct mafps la te lbia ct bff rmyla"#
Pma jckbf ctsafj wbs b strbcgmt mab`,te,mab`&Eur mare bk` b @uthmlbk ej wmel yeu'ff mbva rab`&
Ek mcs jeramab` tmcs @uthm fb` mb` b ocg wrckifa&
Kew guass mcs kbla_cp Zbk Wckifa+
Bjtar b waai tmay `ahfbra` ct b `rbw&
-Jrbkify tma hrew` heuf`k't tbia bky lera#&
Seu saa& oetm tma fb`s bra stcff bsfaap kew&
-Wmbt b `bjt pealsmeuf` C tbia b oew5#
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Ly Brhmbaefegchbf Jrcak`
C ekha wakt te `cg wctm b jbt pcggy wcg&
Mcs oe`y wbs fbrga bk` reuk`&Ma `c`kt gcva b jcg& sleia` b obttara` ef` hcg&
Bk` mcs oettel `rbgga` ek tma greuk`+
Xbc` C te tma pcg& wme wbs bwjuffy ocg&
/Wa lust murry bk` stbrt te axpfera&/
Pma pcggy rapfca`& wctm ayas sfaapy,aya`&
Wmbt ek abrtm smeuf` wa `e tmbt jer5/
/Oahbusa wa gat pbc` bk` yeu fcia falekb`a&/
C rapfca` te ly retuk`bf jrcak`&
/Bk` hcggcas te`by `ek't hela hmabp& se tmay sby&
Kew `e yeu helpramak`5/
Xe wctm ke tcla `afbya`& ma teei up b spb`a&
Bk` stbrta` te `cg ck tma greuk`&
Ma wbs seek qucta `cslbya`& 'hbusa bk ef` rbzer ofb`a&Wbs bff tmbt tma pcggywcg jeuk`+
Pma swabt ek mcs orew wbs jfewckg oy kew&
Bk` `rcoofckg ekte mcs hmast&
Ma stbrta` te sfew& bk` `ahc`a` te ge&
Pe tma rastreel te hmbkga mcs wat vast+
Ma wbs lcssckg jer bgas& C jeuk` mcl ek pbgas&Ej yastar`by's Avakckg Kaws&
Ma wbs bflest surreuk`a` oy pbpar bk` seuk`a`Fcia b pcggy akdeyckg b skeeza+
Pma oess ejtak rbgas bk` `eask't pby wbgas&
Pe sfbhiars wme rast ek tmacr fburafs&
Ma's b fcttfa oct hrbzy bk` mbtas pcggcas fbzy&
Pmasa bra dust sela ej mcs lerbfs+
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Xe C weia pcggywcg bk` sbc`& /Hela& wa lust `cg&
C'l bwbra tmcs cs ket yeur vehbtcek&
C ikew ct's b pbck out wa lust `cg bgbck&
Fat's try us b `cjjarakt fehbtcek+/
Xeek C sbc`& /@abr la& wmbt's tmbt C hbk saa+
Pmara's selatmckg bff smcky bk` reuk`5
Ma steepa` te b oak` bk` sbc`& /Ly `abr jrcak`&
Ct's b gef`ak rckg wa mbva jeuk`+/
Xe tmbt geas te smew bk` kew yeu bff ikew&Seu kavar kaa` te suppesa&
Mew hela pcggy wcg& fekg bjtar eur `cg&Mb` b rckg tmreugm tma ak` ej mcs kesa& mcs kesa&
B rckg tmreugm tma ak` ej mcs kesa"
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Pma Oulofaoaa
C'va ejtak tmeugmt ct hbk't oa juk
Pe mbva b stckg stuhi up yeur oul+Bk` tbia tma jbht jrel la bs rab`&
Pmbt wmak ct's usa` tmay ak` up `ab`+
Pma mulofa oulofaoaa hbk saa
B smertcsm fcja axpahtbkhy&
Bk` ck tmbt tcla ma abrks ke lekay
Fboerceusfy lbickg mekay+
Xteppckg ejj bt avary jfewar
Lckuta oy lckuta& meur oy meur&
Heffahtckg peffak oct oy oct&
Bk` lbickg mekay eut ej ct+
Bk` wmak tma mekayhelo cs `eka
Bk` oaas mbva tmeugmts ej mbvckg juk&
Deffy tmeugmts turk te `aspbcrBk bpcbrcst stabfs bff tmbt's tmara"
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Pma ^ca` ^cpar ej Mblafck
C `ek't ikew cj yeu rabffy ikew
Wmbt mbppaka` lbky yabrs bge+Ck b slbff Pautekch tewk&
Brrcva` b serry feeickg hfewk&
Pma tewk wbs evarruk wctm rbts&
-Oackg smert ej jabrsela hbts"#
_bts wara ikewk te gcva yeu bgua&
Bk` luhm wersa stcff& tma jfcppckg pfbgua&
Pma hfewk puffa` eut mcs pcpa bk` sbc`&
/Gcva LA tak lbris bk` tmay'ff oa `ab`"/Pma Lbyer bgraa` tmak te tma hest&
-Out mb` mcs fags bk` jckgars hressa`#&
Xe abrfy ck tma bjtarkeek&
Pma pcpar pfbya` mcs jcak`csm tuka+
Pma vcffbga jefi oagbk te smeut&
/FEEI& tma rbts bra helckg eut+
Pmbt tuka cs rbtmar fyrchbf&
Wa'ra wctkassckg b lcrbhfa"/Pma rbts jeffewa` tma pcpar pca`&
Hellcttckg rbtty suchc`a+
Pmay tmraw tmalsafvas ckte tma rcvar&
Bk` `rewka` wctm wbtar ck tma fcvar+
Pma pcpar tmak wbs qucta `cslbya`&
Pma Lbyer mb` geka& ma wbsk't pbc`&
Pma pcpar sbc`& /Pmcs cs b XCK"/
Pe bff tma jefi ej Mblafck+Ma stbrta` tmak te spct bk` hursa&
Bk` prelcsa` tmckgs weuf` mbppak wersa+Oackg bkkeya` bk` rbtmar vaxa`&
Ma tmak raturka` tma Xuk`by kaxt+
Pma pcpar mb` `eka sela rasabrhm&
Bk` jeuk` tma b`ufts bff ck hmurhm+
Ma pcpa` mcs jckast ic``y tuka&
Letfay `rassa` fcia b oujjeek&Bk` bff tma ic`s hbla eut ck fcka&
Bk` jeffewa` mcl `ewk te tma _mcka+
Pma pcpar sbc`& /Kew ic`s& yeu eugmtb
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Hmuhi yeursafvas ckte tma wbtar"/
Bk` se tmay `c`& bff mypketcsa`
Wmchm csk't vary hcvcfcsa`+
Pma lerbf ej tmcs stery tmeugm&
-C'l sura tmbt yeu bff wbkt te ikew#&Bvec` yeur `ewkjbffs bk` yeur cffs&
Oy pbyckg bff yeur `uas bk` ocffs&
Bk` jckbffy& te bvec` `alcsa&
@abr _ebf`& C lust bpefegcsa"
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Pma Xtrbkga Lbk Ck Eur Gbr`ak
Oayek` tma fbk` ej tma gbr`ak sma`&
Fcvas b fcttfa lbk wctm bk ukusubf mab`&Out tma strbkgast tmckg cs ma's get ke jaat
Wctm wmchm te wbfi breuk`+
Pma fcttfa hmbp `eask't saal helpfata&
Bk` rbrafy lbias b seuk`+
C wek`ar cj ma's `ab`5
C usa` te saa mcl avary `by&
@eckg mcs hmeras ck tma usubf wby&Xtruggfckg te stby ek mcs fags+
Pryckg te mbkg eut mcs wbsmckg
Qsckg afekgbta` pags+
Ma `c` feei rbtmar `bsmckg+
@e yeu tmcki ma heuf` oa b jby5
Fbst tcla C sbw mcl ma wbs fbyckg ek cha&
Bk` tmckickg ma'` oakajct jrel ly b`vcha&C wakt up te mclavar se oef`&
Bk` ejjara` mcl tab jrel b jfbsi+
Ma sbc` te la& /Feei& C'l ket avak hef`&
Bk` cj C wbkt yeur mafp& C'ff bsi"/
Waff& C `c`k't tmcki tmbt wbs vary kcha+
Heksc`arckg mcl ru`a& C kew fabva mcl bfeka+
Cj ma tmckis ma's b ickg tmak ma smeuf` mbva b tmreka+Out ukjertukbtafy ct's b werry&
^brtchufbrfy wmak ct's hef`&C tmcki C lcgmt lbia mcl b hurry&
Cj tmbt csk't oackg tee oef`&
Ek sahek` tmeugmtsma'ff ekfy lebk"
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Pma Pmraa Ofck` Lcha
C ikew tmbt tmay smeuf`k't& out ic`s jaaf tmbt tmay eugmt
Pe oafcava ukaqucvehbffy wmbt tmay'ra tbugmt+Pmeugm ct's ket ly pfbha te rahrclckbta&
C'l eofcga` kew te sat tma raher` strbcgmt+
Pmara's b slbffmef`ckg kabr Pe`ler`ak
Wmara b jbrlar iapt sela pcgs ck b pak+
Kew `ek't `cgrass bk` bsi la wmy&
Ma bfse iapt sela smaap ck b sty+
Pma `uhis swbl ck tma jcaf` bk` oayek`
Bk` hbttfa grbza` ek bk epak pek`+
Hmchiaks wara meusa` ck b grabt ocg oyra&
Bk` tma mersa ck tma makmeusa wbs juffy aktcra+
Eka `by wmak heffahtckg aggs ck tma oyra
-Kew tmcs cs tma trutm& `ek't hbff la b fcbr#&
Pma jbrlar's wcja mabr` helletcek bk` oetmar+Pmara wara tmraa peer lcha oulpckg ckte abhm etmar+
Jer b jbrlar's wcja& sma wbsk't ukick`&
Bk` saackg tma lcha wara tetbffy ofck`&
Xma wakt obhi te tma meusa jer b hbr`oebr` oex
Bk` fcka` ct wctm @b`'s ef` weeffak sehis+
Pma tmraa ofck` lcha wara obocas& yeu ikew&Wmcta wctm ra` ayas& sert ej wacr` bfocke+
Pmacr jur wbs lbtta` bk` bff ukpraaka`Bk` tma peer fcttfa ofcgmtars mb`k't oaak wabka`+
Xma ja` tmal oy oettfa jer scx waais er se
@afcgmta` te saa mar peer leusafckgs grew+
@b` tmeugmt sma wbs lb` te tbia ek tmcs lcsscek&
Out mb` te b`lct te tmacr clpreva` hek`ctcek+
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Eka `by tma jbrlar sbc`& /Lby C akqucra
Wmbt yeu wcff `e wctm tmesa lcha jrel tma oyra5/
/Bhtubffy&/ sbc` mcs lcssus& /C'l tabhmckg tmal Orbcffa&
Bk` telerrew C'ff smew bff tmraa mew te sbcf+/
Pma jbrlar dust fbugma` bk` sbc`& /Ke cjs er outs&
C rahiek ef` fbss& yeu'va jckbffy geka kuts+
C'l ejj te tma vcffbga puo te gat pcssa`&
Pmak C'ff try te jck` b psyhmcbtrcst"/
Kaxt `by& sma lb`a b slbff oebt wctm b rbcfckgXe tma lcha `c`k't jbff ck tma wbtar wmak sbcfckg+
Bk` yeu'ff kavar oafcava wmbt tmak hbla te pbss ,Pmay teei te tma wbtar fcia `uhis tbia te grbss"
Evar tma kaxt yabr tmay prbhtcha` fcia mahi+
Pe iaap stbofa tmacr jaat wara fbsma` te tma `ahi+Pma jbrlar's wcja wbs axhcta` bk` tckgfckg&
Pmay smewa` b prahehceus tbfakt jer ykgfckg+
Bs tma re`akt ^brbfylpchs bpprebhma`Pmay wara bsia` oy tma kbtcekbf sbcfckg hebhm
Pe raprasakt Orctbck+ Csk't tmbt kcha
Ck tma ykgfckg hbtagery jer lcha5
Pmay get te tma jckbf& ct wbsk't oy hmbkha
Wmara tmay sbcfa` bgbckst b tabl jrel Jrbkha +
Pma PZ rapertar hbla up wctm b queta
Orctbck wck ykgfckgtmraa ofek`as ck b oebt"
Seu saa& C `ek't wbkt te b`` jcra te tma juaf&
Out kursary rmylas bra tarrcofy hruaf+
Ly stery's kchar& se ic`s& uk`arstbk`
Hmeppckg ejj tbcfs smeuf` strchtfy oa obkka`"
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Wmy wbs Ge` se Merrc` te La5
C ejtak sct bk` wek`ar wmbt tma maff ct's bff boeut&
Bk` wmy tmbt merrc` Ge`fy ofeia se ejtak fajt la eut+
Wmak `csmckg eut tma mab`s& C get eka qucta `ajerla`&
Bk` `aspcta axtakscva surgary& C'l rabffy ket trbksjerla`+
C weuf` mbva fcia` b hmck wctm b `clpfa ck tma lc``fa&
Pma eka C'va get cs wabict rabffy cs b jc``fa+
Pma abrs C get wara lbsscva& dust bs tmeugm C akvca` jfyckg&C ikew yeu'ff tmcki tmcs dust b deia& out mekast& C'l ket fyckg"
Ly meetar's oakt bk` oreiak& waffct weuf` oa C suppesa+
Pma eka C'va get dust `eask't jct& ct's selaeka afsa's kesa"
Ly ayas bra slbff bk` oab`y& bk` luhm tee hfesa tegatmar&
Ly sick cs ef` bk` jrahifa`& fcia bwjuf werk eut fabtmar+
Ly smeuf`ars bra qucta wc`aeka ej ly bttrcoutas&
Xtcff C feei bs tmeugm C'l wabrckg selaeka afsa's sucts+
Ly brls bk` fags bra sickky wctm vbrchesa vacks&
Bk` ejtak C mbva treuofa rukkckg ck wmak ct rbcks+
Ly mbk`s bra pratty usafass& C'l ket prbhtchbf bt bff&
Out tmay'ra usajuf jer sbvckg la wmak C stulofa er C jbff+
C wbs rbtmar gee` bt jeetobff& se ly jaat bra rabffy huta&Waff& tmay wara uktcf b obstbr` wakt bk` ichia` tmal wctm mcs
oeet"
Xela paepfa tmcki C'l pragkbkt& C rabffy hbk't sby wmy&
^armbps C'va mb` tee luhm ej @asparbta @bkky's pca"
C suppesa yeu'ra gattckg oera` wctm ly vbck bk` safjcsm lebks&
C kaa` jurtmar pfbstch surgary+ @e yeu ikew b obki tmbt febks5