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hua hin, ThaiLanDa spate of attacks by elephants in the region are thought to have been triggered by the increasing intrusion by humans on the land and roads, as well as a growing disregard for the animals and their habitat when people are visiting.in the first ten days of this year, a wild bull elephant has damaged four vehicles and caused alarm among tourists at Khao Yai national Park. On Saturday, just as a family arrived at the park to celebrate national Children’s Day, the elephant put two feet on their car’s hood. The hood was badly dented and the windshield fractured. On 1st January, the elephant damaged three vehicles. it stomped on a pickup causing a big dent, while another pickup and a taxi sustained minor damage. Fortunately, no one has been harmed in these two encounters with the big pachyderm.however last month, an elephant fatally attacked Poonsap noknuam, 65, while she was heading home with her husband on a motorcycle on the hua hin-Pa La Ou Road. a passer-by chased the elephant away by honking a horn, but Poonsap died on her way to a hospital.Patarapol Maneeorn, a government veterinarian who has monitored elephants and other wild animals at the park, said elephants normally did not attack vehicles but this one might be stressed. “in the mating season, the elephant might have developed some stress. Moving vehicles might have added to the tension,” he said.Locals believe wild elephants can become aggressive because teenagers on bikes challenge or tease them with loud honks, while the amount of traffic has also increased considerably through the park.

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ProPerty WaNtedI aM looKINg for a 3 bedroom villa on a secure private, completed development, with a swimming pool, close to Hua Hin and the beach, budget no more than 5m baht. For sale by the owner only. Contact 080 100 4194loNg terM reNtal properties wanted, particularly pool villas in good areas. Please contact Lucky Real Estate on 089 530 8771 or [email protected]

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ProPerty For reNtFor reNt oNe bedroom single houses, fully furnished with a/c unit in bedroom. Ten units available at Baan Skaarstein opposite temple in Soi 6, Borfai, Hua Hin. Rent negotiable depending on length of stay. Contact: Jim: 089 910 3199, Nok: 085 744 5758 or Aon: 095 675 3540 (Thai)For reNt tWo bedroom bungalow in Baan Suksabai Soi 102. 3 a/c units. Rent negotiable depending on length of stay. Call for viewing Jim: 089 910 3199, Nok: 085 744 5758 or Aon: 095 675 3540UNFUrNIshed detached 2 bed, 2 bath bungalow with undercover carport & gardens on secured quiet beachside complex close to airport. use of two swimming pools, gym and private access to beach. 10,000bht. per month, negotiable. min. one year contract. Please call David on 092 927 7207 or email [email protected] for more information.lovely hoUse For rent on Palm Hills golf course; 20,000 baht per month (min. 6 months). More details on www.luckyhuahin.com or call 089 530 8771

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each letter in this puzzle is represented by a number 1-26. Can you crack the code and solve the crossword? every letter of the alphabet is used at least once. Three letters are already in place to get you started. use the 1-26 small grid to keep track.

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Let’s EatRESTAURANT

Open 9am to 9pmenglish breakfast and thai food

Soi 3 Khao Takiab (next to 7-11)call 082 248 0345 or 089 450 5755

an a to z of Good food at let’s eat

A B C D E F G H I J K L MN O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

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Police 191 Crime 195 Fire 199 Traffic Control Centre 197 Highway Police 1193 Tourist Police 1699 Tourist Service Centre 1155 Missing Persons 02 282 1815 Hua Hin Police Station 032 511 027Hua Hin Tourist Police 032 516 219Cha-Am Police Station 032 471 321 Bangkok Hospital Hua Hin 1719Hua Hin Hospital 032 511 743San Paulo Hospital 032 532 576 to 585Hua Hin Red Cross 032 512 567Hua Hin Municipality 032 532433Hua Hin Tessabahn 032 511 047 Hua Hin Immigration Of. 032 520 616Hua Hin Bus Terminal (non air-con) 032 511 230(air-con) 032 511654, 512543Hua Hin Railway Station 032 511 073Tourist Information 032 513 885Hua Hin Electricity 032 512 215Electricity Call Centre 1129Hua Hin Water 032 511 677TOT 032 519 000/001 TT&T 032 532 018CAT 032 511 350Alcholics Anonymous 0870 620 098Narcotics Anonymous 084 314 1928

local coNsUlar rePreseNtatIves

CANADIAN Rick Pomerleau 087 153 3817or e-mail on [email protected] Mr. Sipi Siljamaeki 087-911 8119or e-mail: [email protected] Mr. Christopher Byrd 081-173 4469or e-mail: [email protected]

money &informAtion

overseas calls INForMatIoN

REVERSE CHARGE CALLSThe list below is the free number you need to call to connect to an operator of that country to request the reverse charge call.ARGENTINA 001-999-54-1000/ 2000AUSTRALIA 001-999-61-1000/2000AUSTRIA 001-800-28787421BAHRAIN 001-999-973-1000 BRUNEI 001-999-673-1000CANADA 001-999-15-1000/2000DENMARK 001-999-45-1000FRANCE 001-999-33-1000GERMANY 001-999-49-1000 HAWAII 001-800-865-8424 HONG KONG 001-999-852-1086INDONESIA 001-999-62-1000/2000ISRAEL 001-999-972-1000/ 2000ITALY 001-999-39-1000 JAPAN 001-999-811-0051KOREA 001-999-82-1000/2000/2001 MACAU 001-999-853-1000MALAYSIA 001-999-60-1000/4000/4001MALTA 001-999-356-1000MEXICO 001-999-52-1000 NEPAL 001-800-977-1-9999 NETHERLANDS 001-999-31-1035 NEW ZEALAND 001-999-64-1066PHILIPPINES 001-999-63-1000/3000/6000PORTUGAL 001-999-351-1000RUSSIA 001-999-7-1000 SINGAPORE 001-999-65-0000/2008SOUTH AFRICA 001-999-27-1000 SPAIN 001-999-34-1066TAIWAN 001-999-886-1000U.A.E. 001-999-971-1000 U.K. 001-999-44-1066U.S.A. 001-999-1-1111/2001/2002

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DihYDROGen MOnOxiDe anYbODY?Those of you reading this in Thailand will have no choice than to drink bottled water. even if you have one of those posh purifying gadgets at home, there will still be times when you need the bottled stuff.but of course bottled water is also ‘de rigeur’ in places where water straight from the tap is perfectly safe to drink. even now in the depths of our winter, it is common to see people wandering around with their personal water supply, while in the summer consumption reaches epic proportions.big business indeed, and with prices to match in the uK as i discovered recently. normally quite happy to glug my recommended daily dose of h2O from the tap, i needed to take some medication while out and about, and the smallest cheapest bottle to hand cost 89 pence for 250 ml. Call it 90 pence which is around 45 baht.So what do you get in these parts for your money? admittedly a reputedly good brand - buxton natural Mineral water, with a clever lid which prevents the water slopping down your front on the bus and probably makes up some 95 % of the cost.Otherwise the ingredients bear an uncanny resemblance to our mains supply, including all the ‘iums’ - calcium, magnesium, potassium, sodium, as well as the naturally occurring chlorides, sulphates and nitrates.a comparison with the published ingredients from a typical uK water company shows that although fluoride is added to our mains supplies, naturally occurring aluminium and iron are often removed. Which leaves only the possibility of some contamination by lead, copper and zinc, any of which may still be present in domestic piping. So if we had universal blue plastic pipes here there should be no risk at all.isn’t it strange that Thailand has the perfect piping solution with little means of ensuring drinkable water to pass through it?

This year we will be taking an occasional look at some people of note from hull. Yes - there have been a few believe it or not!Our first is the fearless and ground breaking amy Johnson. born in hull in 1903, amy began flying planes as a hobby, and quickly became a skilled pilot, making her first solo flight after only 16 hours tuition.by the age of 26 she had added a ground engineers licence to her pilots licence, the first woman in the uK to do so, and went on to become an aviation pioneer, setting several long distance flying records.it seems to have been inevitable that when World War 2 began amy would put her skills in the air to good use, and it was while delivering an aircraft for the air Transport auxiliary that she was killed in January 1941 when her plane went down in the Thames.This weeks word is yet another ‘ium’. Caesium. a soft, silvery chemical element.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUSIf you want to drink, that’s your business,if you want to stop,

we can help.Call to speak to an AA member:Davies - 0870 620 098 Henrick - 0879 083 285Loren - 081 007 6856

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Parties, special deals, regular events, celebrations and more; to get it in aWOL email [email protected] added aNd coMINg sooN

SaY CheeSe GueSThOuSe/ReSTauRanT, amuaysin Road; Live Jazz every Monday 7 - 10.30pmregUlar eveNts

baan SiLaPin aRTiST ViLLaGe, Pala u Road; Jazz Jam Session every Sunday from 7pm.bObbY’S baR, Soi 102.; Free bar b que every Friday from 5pm. when spend 180 bt. Sunday Roast - spend 200 baht on drinks and get it free!. british breakfast all day, Only 99 bt. CaPTain DOuGS, Khao Takiab; every Friday from 7pm bbq plus a beer just 300 baht.DiZZY DOLPhin, Soi Samorphong; happy hour every day from 1 - 7pm - Samsong + mixer 40 baht, Wine 55 baht, large domestic beers 65 baht DReaM ReSTauRanT & baR, Soi 88; every Friday from 6pm buffet featuring Swedish, Thai and european food, just 279 baht. also have pizzas and kebabs.JOhnnY’S 56, Soi Selekam/Poolsuk; Last Thursday every month fun pub quiz from around 7.30pm.SunSeT bOuLeVaRD, Khao Takiab; Periodic Tuesday all video fun pub quiz. Food available. bookings recommended. Call Mike 084 376 9438. The aDMiRaL baR & GRiLL, Damnoernkasem Road; every month The Comedy Club - contact venue for details and tickets

The FaT CaT, naresdamri Road; Live Jazz every day (except Sunday) from 7 to 9 pm. Old songs played on cornet and double bass, plus special jazz food menu.TK ROaDhOuSe, Khao Takiab; Monthly Pub quiz; Pie & a beer 150 Thb special during the football. unCLe bRYn’S (2km past Palm hills north along klong road. Turn left and 200m on left.); Large Chang 53 baht, large Leo 55 baht. Open daily 7am-late. 085 405 6976 (T) 080 197 2072(e)uRban FuZiOn, Soi 61; happy hour every day 3 to 8pm; beer buckets - 5 local beers 350 baht; Daily specials.BrItIsh style sUNday roasts:

bobby’s bar, Soi 102Chaaam Pub & Restaurant Coco beach Club, naresdamri Road (reservations, call 032 908080 after 4.30pm)hua hin Miss You, Soi 80Jungle Juice, Soi SelekamLin’s Cafe, Phetkasem Road between Sois 80/78Orchid Restaurant 94, Soi 94Palm bistro, Soi 88 (032 828144)Seajays Resort, off Pala-u Road. 083 311 1787Ye Olde buffalo Tavern, Chomsin RdZab Wer, Soi 112.

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Contact: [email protected] January 2015 CGC AGM + Tournament31st January 2015 Cha-Am GC On Tour

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roBIN’s roll UPHeld every Friday at Palm Hills. Thanks to Robin Heath for organising and results. Please contact Robin on [email protected] if you are interested in playing.

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FIXTURESLake View every Monday, Wednesday, Friday

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RESULTS13TH JANUARY 2015Palm Hills Stableford 40 enteredA group: 1st Kari- Matti Mannikko 34 pts (08)2nd Kaethe Hollman 32 pts (15)3rd Harvey Russell 31 pts (15)4th John Scriven 30 pts (13)B group: 1st Mario Aiello 34 pts (17)2nd Bernard Morgan 33 pts (28)3rd Kurt Norgaard 33 pts (36)4th Beate Wallace 32 pts (18)

9TH JANUARY 2015Kaeng Krachan M - V Stableford 25 entered1st ‘Kurre’ Westerling 34 pts (19)2nd Eila Hogsten 34 pts (34)3rd Fritz Schroeder 33 pts (11)4th Nigel Chatfield 32 pts (17)

6TH JANUARY 2015Banyan 44 enteredMedal A group: 1st Ryan Wilkie 76 - 07 = 692nd Sam Sheriff 76 - 06 = 703rd Vladimir Dorogoy 82 - 11 = 714th Kaethe Hollman 87 - 15 = 72Stableford B group: 1st Terry Burge 43 pts (17)2nd David Wallace 39 pts (20)3rd Ampika Sangwichai 39 pts (21)4th Beate Wallace 39 pts (19)

FORTHCOMING FIXTURES20th January 2015 Sea Pines Stableford23rd Jan. 2015 Dragon Hills Medal/ Stableford

BUtterFly rocK golF socIetyRESULTS12TH JANUARY 2015Lake View AB Stableford 31 entered1st Bob Welsh 37 pts (12)2nd Mick Court 36 pts (19)3rd Michael O’Hehir 36 pts (23)4th Rob Corbett 36 pts (15)

9TH JANUARY 2015Sawang West / South Stableford 10 entered1st Mick Court 39 pts (20)2nd Bob Mcleod 34 pts (09)3rd Richard Hooi 32 pts (11)4th Bryan McLeod 31 pts (13)

7TH JANUARY 2015Lake View AB Stableford 24 entered1st Gary Engleman 37 pts (15)2nd Eric Chappell 36 pts (21)3rd Phil Jones 35 pts (28)4th Dave Allgaier 35 pts (07)

5TH JANUARY 2015Lake View AB Monthly Medal 27 entered1st Michael Dang 79 - 11 = 682nd Ben Krahe 73 - 04 = 693rd Bryan McLeod 85 - 13 = 724th Jim Bishop 77 - 05 = 72

UPCOMING FIXTURES19th January 2015 Lakeview A&B Par/Bogey21st January 2015 Majestic 2 man Scramble Fun day23rd January 2015 Lakeview A&B Yellow Tees

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resUlts Week 14 9th january 2015HHin Miss You (15) 5 - 3 (14) TK Roadhouse 1 Infinity Bar (12) 2 - 6 (16) Chang Boom Boom Jaew Bar (12) 4 - 4 (12) Lucky Shot B Lucky Shot A (9) 2 - 6 (17) Pistol Petes Lucky Shot Maria (15) 4 - 4 (15) Aussie Bar Pa’s Beer Garden (16) 6 - 2 (8) Clansmen TK R’dhouse 2 (20) 8 - 0 (5) Coopers Br Gdn Maria Bar 1 - no game

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsPistol Petes 13 12 1 0 56 25Lucky St Maria 13 10 1 2 32 21Chang Bm Bm 13 10 1 2 28 21Lucky Shot A 13 8 2 3 26 18Maria Bar 1 13 8 2 3 24 18Pa’s Beer Grden 13 7 2 4 24 16TK R’dhouse 2 14 7 0 7 6 14TK R’dhouse 1 13 6 1 6 8 13Clansmen 13 5 2 6 -12 12Lucky Shot B 13 4 3 6 -6 11Infinity Bar 13 5 1 7 -8 11Jaew Bar 13 1 3 9 -30 5Aussie Bar 13 1 2 10 -38 4Coopers Br Gdn 13 2 0 11 -56 4HHin Miss You 13 1 1 11 -54 3

FIxtUresWeek 15 16th january 2015Aussie Bar v Maria Bar 1 Chang Boom Boom v Lucky Shot A Clansmen v Hua Hin Miss You Coopers Beer Garden v Jaew Bar Lucky Shot B v Infinity Bar Lucky Shot Maria v TK Roadhouse 1 Pistol Petes v Pa’s Beer Garden TK Roadhouse 2 - no game

Week 16 23rd january 2015Aussie Bar v TK Roadhouse 2 Chang Boom Boom v Pa’s Beer Garden Coopers Beer Garden v Infinity Bar Lucky Shot B v Lucky Shot A Maria Bar 1 v Lucky Shot Maria Pistol Petes v Hua Hin Miss You TK Roadhouse 1 v Clansmen Jaew Bar - no game

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resUlts Week 15 8th january 2015Hut Bar v Dara Bar n/aJaew Bar v Hua Hin Miss You n/aMonica’s Bar v Coopers Beer Garden n/aSquealing Pig v Bar 80 Saloon n/aNo match - Casanova’s, Chill Chill,Clansmen, Maria Bar

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansmen 10 10 0 0 96 156Squealing Pig 10 6 1 3 16 111Maria Bar 10 7 0 3 18 108Monica’s Bar 9 5 1 3 20 102Dara Bar 9 6 1 2 12 100Chill Chill 10 3 1 6 -20 87Coopers Br Gdn 9 2 2 5 -8 82Bar 80 Saloon 10 2 2 6 -28 82Jaew Bar 9 2 2 5 -14 78HHin Miss You 9 2 2 5 -22 76Casanova’s 10 1 2 7 -38 75Hut Bar 9 4 0 5 -32 73

FIxtUresWeek 17 22nd january 2015Chill Chill v Bar 80 Saloon Hut Bar v Hua Hin Miss You Monica’s Bar v Dara Bar Squealing Pig v ClansmenNo match - Casanova’s, Coopers Beer Garden, Jaew Bar, Maria Bar

Pistol Petes no longer plays in this league

hUa hIN Khao taKIaB sUPer Pool leagUe resUlts Week 19 8th january 2015Beach Hut v Sasa Bar n/aBobby’s Boys v Exotic Bar n/aJNB Bar v Bobby’s Birds n/aLanla Bar v Jungle Juice n/aMaria Bar v Muan Bar 1 n/aMuan Bar 2 v JJ Sport Bar n/aSoda Bar v Chon Bar n/aSomatch (3D + 1) Bar v Salute Bar n/aTK Roadies v TK Roadhouse n/aVinly an Rose v Lek Bar n/a

FIxtUres Week 21 22nd january 2015Beach Hut v Vinly an Rose Bobby’s Birds v TK Roadies Chon Bar v Bobby’s Boys Exotic Bar v Somatch (3D + 1) Bar JJ Sport Bar v Lanla Bar Jungle Juice v Salute Bar Lek Bar v Maria Bar Muan Bar 1 v Soda Bar Sasa Bar v JNB Bar TK Roadhouse v Muan Bar 2

leagUe taBleteam P W l +/- PtsMuan Bar 2 18 15 2 94 227Lanla Bar 18 16 2 92 226Maria Bar 18 14 3 90 225TK Roadhouse 18 14 3 90 225TK Roadies 18 12 5 62 211JNB Bar 18 11 5 54 207Beach Hut 18 10 8 18 189Bobby’s Boys 18 10 5 4 182Jungle Juice 18 7 7 -6 177Exotic Bar 18 9 8 -10 175Bobby’s Birds 18 7 9 -16 172Lek Bar 18 6 11 -24 168JJ Sport Bar 18 6 10 -26 167Somatch Bar 18 6 11 -32 164Muan Bar 1 18 5 10 -38 161Sasa Bar 18 5 12 -52 154Chon Bar 18 5 12 -56 152Salute Bar 18 3 11 -58 151Soda Bar 18 3 14 -76 142Vinly an Rose 18 0 16 -110 125

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resUlts Week 7 14th january 2015Bobby’s Beauties 4 - 14 Maria’s Bar Clansman 13 - 5 Bobby’s Bangers Dara’s Bar 5 - 13 Beach Hut Bar Jaew Bar 7 - 11 Aussie Bar Monica’s 10 - 8 TK Roadies Muan Bar 9 - 9 The Bridge Saloon Bar 80 8 - 10 The Squealing Pig TK Roadhouse 12 - 6 Casanova’s

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsClansman 7 7 0 0 48 14TK Roadhouse 7 7 0 0 44 14Maria’s Bar 6 5 0 1 44 10Beach Hut Bar 7 3 2 2 18 8Sunset B’vard 6 4 0 2 2 8Squealing Pig 6 3 1 2 4 7Monica’s 6 2 2 2 0 6Bobby’s Bngrs 7 2 2 3 -10 6Dara’s Bar 7 2 2 3 -14 6The Bridge 7 2 2 3 -16 6Aussie Bar 7 3 0 4 -30 6Saloon Bar 80 6 1 3 2 0 5TK Roadies 7 2 1 4 -10 5Muan Bar 6 2 1 3 -14 5Jaew Bar 6 1 1 4 -14 3Bobby’s B’ties 7 1 1 5 -18 3Casanova’s 7 0 0 7 -34 0

FIxtUresWeek 8 21st january 2015Beach Hut Bar v Jaew Bar Bobby’s Bangers v Dara’s Bar Casanova’s v The Squealing Pig Clansman v TK Roadhouse Maria’s Bar v Aussie Bar Monica’s v Bobby’s Beauties Sunset Boulevard v Saloon Bar 80 TK Roadies v Muan Bar

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resUltsWeek 19 14th january 2015Chon Bar v Buckleys n/aJW Black 12 - 7 King Bar A Jungle Juice A 11 - 8 All Nations GH King Bar B 6 - 13 JW Red Sabai 9 - 10 Jungle Juice B Tiger Bar 4 - 15 Limelight No match - Pink Panther

leagUe taBleteam P W l +/- PtsPink Panther 17 16 1 75 32Jungle Juice B 18 14 4 42 28Limelight 17 13 4 73 26Buckleys 17 11 6 39 22All Nations GH 18 10 8 20 20King Bar A 17 10 7 -3 20Jungle Juice A 17 9 8 -1 18Sabai 18 7 11 -16 14Tiger Bar 18 7 11 -24 14JW Red 18 6 12 -30 12JW Black 17 6 11 -35 12Chon Bar 17 3 14 -73 6King Bar B 17 1 16 -67 2

FIxtUres Week 20 21st january 2015Buckleys v Jungle Juice A Jungle Juice B v Tiger Bar JW Red v Chon Bar King Bar A v King Bar B Limelight v JW Black Pink Panther v Sabai No match - All Nations GH

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resUlts Week 28 12th january 2015Muan Bar v TK Roadhouse n/aPistol Pete’s v Monicas n/aRailway Tavern v JNB Bar n/aSa Sa Bar v JJ Sports Bar n/aSalute Bar v Jaew Bar n/aSomatch (3D+1) Bar v Dara Bar n/aSunset Boulevard v Bobby’s Birds n/aThe Clansmen v The Squealing Pig n/a

leagUe taBleteam P W d l +/- PtsMuan Bar 27 24 0 3 124 48Railway Tavern 27 21 2 4 68 44Sunset B’vard 27 17 3 7 32 37The Clansmen 27 13 6 8 38 32Squealing Pig 27 13 5 9 38 31Dara Bar 27 14 3 10 18 31TK Roadhouse 27 13 2 12 6 28Pistol Pete’s 25 13 1 11 4 27Bobby’s Birds 27 11 5 11 -20 27Jaew Bar 27 10 4 13 -16 24Sa Sa Bar 27 9 5 13 -20 23Somatch Bar 27 6 5 16 -30 17JNB Bar 26 6 5 15 -40 17JJ Sports Bar 26 6 2 18 -56 14Salute Bar 27 4 6 17 -68 14Monicas 27 3 8 16 -78 14

FIxtUres Week 29 19th january 2015Bobby’s Birds v The Clansmen Dara Bar v Sunset Boulevard Jaew Bar v Somatch (3D+1) Bar JJ Sports Bar v Salute Bar JNB Bar v Sa Sa Bar Monicas v Railway Tavern Muan Bar v Pistol Pete’s TK Roadhouse v The Squealing Pig

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resUlts Week 6 13th january 2015Blue Lagoon v O’Neills n/aCAT Jiggapik v Jungle Juice n/aChill Chill Bar v Johnny’s 56 n/aThe Clansmen v Robin’s Rest n/aURS TREFF CHA AM v Hua Hin Miss You 1 n/a

leagUe taBleteaM P W d l +/- PtsJungle Juice 5 5 0 0 44 10CAT Jiggapik 5 4 0 1 36 8URS TREFF 5 3 0 2 16 6HHin Miss You 1 5 3 0 2 -8 6Blue Lagoon 5 2 0 3 2 4The Clansmen 4 2 0 2 -4 4O’Neills 4 2 0 2 -14 4Robin’s Rest 5 1 0 4 -10 2Johnny’s 56 5 1 0 4 -28 2Chill Chill Bar 5 1 0 4 -34 2

FIxtUres Week 7 20th january 2015Johnny’s 56 v Hua Hin Miss You 1 Jungle Juice v Chill Chill Bar O’Neills v CAT Jiggapik Robin’s Rest v Blue Lagoon The Clansmen v URS TREFF CHA AM

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The Cha-Am and Hua Hin Hash House Harrier Clubs meet alternate Saturdays for around an hours run/walk in the countryside followed by a social gathering. If you would like to come along then visit the new single website at http://www.h2h3-cah3.com or Facebook at www.facebook.com/H2H3CAH3 for full details and directions. People attending and participating do so entirely at their own risk.NEXT RUN Saturday 17th January 2015 @ 4 pmCha-Am H3 Run #248Location: Close to Majestic Creek Golf CourseGoogle Map link: https://goo.gl/maps/PKzoaGPS Coordinates: N 12.5285798, E 099.799175 (N 12 31.715, E 099 47.951).From Hua Hin via Pala U Road (Route 3218): Google Map Link https://goo.gl/maps/7TxmQMake your way on to the Pala U Road and continue to the by-pass flyover. Continue straight for 2.9 km and turn left to Wat Huay Mongkon. Continue a further 5.3 Km and turn right (HHH sign) onto concrete road. Continue for 3.6 km to Hash Run site, the last 200 m will be on a dirt roadFrom Cha-Am via the by-pass (Route 37): Google Map Link https://goo.gl/maps/7TxmQHead South on the by-pass and exit right for Wat Huay Mongkon. Take the 3rd exit at roundabout under the flyover and continue as above.HARES – Mudman & Muddy JoeON ON ON: Moos Restaurant.Fees: Male Drinkers ฿200, Female Drinkers ฿150, Teetotalers ฿100, kids ฿50, under 8’s Free. Your effort to bring the CORRECT change would be very much appreciated.

Bars / PUBs telePhoNeBobby’s Bar 089 985 7473Dizzy Dolphin 080 652 0531Jungle Juice 087 153 2259Lost Cafe 086 043 5058Lucky Shot 086 178 1550Railway Tavern 085 429 0378

servIces & other telePhoNeCN Pool Service 081 572 3996Easy Car Rental 086 166 9880Legal Services Hua Hin 084 881 8396Siam Consulting 032 512075

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ProPerty telePhoNeHot Property 032 533 533Lucky Real Estate 082 298 0500RE/MAX Harmony 032 511 740Sopha Land and Houses 083 324 0907

sPorts & leIsUre telePhoNeThe Dartman 087 155 7737Go Kart Hua Hin 032 547 199

restaUraNts/ Food telePhoNeAll In Hua Hin 032 530067British Breakfast Foods 087 155 7737Buffalo Tavern 032 530087Hua Hin Ham & Bacon 032 513144Let’s Eat 082 248 0345Red Piano 032 900510S & S Indian 081 455 5298Terrace 90 032 516587

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22 Madrid Spurs 50 803

23 Eric 28 798

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(all times Thailand)satUrday 17th jaNUary 2015PreMIer leagUeAston Villa v Liverpool 22:00 Burnley v Crystal Palace 22:00 Leicester v Stoke 22:00 QPR v Man Utd 22:00 Swansea v Chelsea 22:00 Tottenham v Sunderland 22:00 chaMPIoNshIPDerby v Nottm Forest 19:15 Brighton v Brentford 22:00 Fulham v Reading 22:00 Leeds v Birmingham 22:00 Middlesbrough v Huddersfield 22:00 Millwall v Ipswich 22:00 Norwich v Cardiff 22:00 Rotherham v Bournemouth 22:00 Sheff Wed v Bolton 22:00 Watford v Charlton 22:00 Wigan v Blackburn 22:00 Wolves v Blackpool 22:00 scottIsh PreMIershIPHamilton v Celtic 19:45 Aberdeen v Dundee 22:00 Dundee Utd v Inverness CT 22:00 Motherwell v Kilmarnock 22:00 Ross County v St Mirren 22:00 St Johnstone v Partick Thistle 22:00

sUNday 18th jaNUary 2015PreMIer leagUeNewcastle v Southampton 00:30 West Ham v Hull 20:30 Man City v Arsenal 23:00

tUesday 20th jaNUary 2015PreMIer leagUeEverton v West Brom 03:00

WedNesday 21st jaNUary 2015chaMPIoNshIPLeeds v Bournemouth 02:45 Middlesbrough v Cardiff 02:45 scottIsh PreMIershIPInverness CT v St Johnstone 02:45

thUrsday 22Nd jaNUary 2015chaMPIoNshIPBrighton v Ipswich 02:45 scottIsh PreMIershIPCeltic v Motherwell 02:45 Dundee v Kilmarnock 02:45 Partick Thistle v Hamilton 02:45 St Mirren v Dundee Utd 02:45

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aMeRiCan soccer club La Galaxy is to create a $12 million ‘Scouse-o-dome’ in the heart of California to make Steven Gerrard feel at home.among the attractions of the simulated city on the edge of La will be a specially dug River Mersey using water imported from the actual Mersey and a brookside-style cul-de-sac.Further features will include a Tom O’ Connor theme park, a golf course exclusively occupied by Jimmy Tarbuck and Stan boardman and a holographic image of bill Shankly’s head shining like the sun.half of the houses in the Scouse-O-Dome will be painted red, the other half blue in keeping with Gerrard’s home town.The ex-Liverpool Captain will be housed in a magnificently cosy two-

la Galaxy to create mini-liverpool for Gerrard

Above: LA fans rehearse their welcome for Steven Gerrard

up, two-down terraced house with a flat-screen TV broadcasting old episodes of bread on a permanent loop.Gerrard can also expect to be surprised regularly by Cilla black and to encounter comedians on every street corner, and will be further entertained by beatles Paul McCartney and Ringo Starr jamming nightly at a specially constructed beat Club.

a spokesman for La Galaxy said, “We have high hopes that Steven Gerrard will spend two years with us scoring roughly five goals in a mildly anticlimactic end to a distinguished career.”The club are expecting to do a brisk business in shell suits, fake moustaches and permed wigs, and are already taking reservations for their ‘Learn how to understand Stevie G’ lessons.

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