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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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plpyedv wa}n }nlsi wnl cedab }l fi qlyv vaihms dhm elsi qlyv zavoaha}q
b} Fs 7 ]nas fllk wds wva}}ih spicajcdeeq lv qly% sl fyq a} hlw filvi slbilhishd}cnis a}( Fi}}iv s}aee% fyq sizivde clpais
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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Ndzaho ima}im Cnd} bdodahi ah }ni YK dhm edyhcnim WLL
_iikeq ah fl}n }ni YK dhm Dys}vdead% Pdye Bivvaee hlw eidms d
vispic}dfei eai wva}aho fllks dhm eazaho ah Sqmhiq wa}n nas wai
dhm }nvii slhs( Nas hi~} fllk% }l fi pyfeasnim ah idveq 6043% as%
lmmeq% d clbimq oyami }l ovdhmpdvih}aho – d syfgic} ni khlws
ea}}ei dfly}(
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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]i cdeeiv ah}vlmycim nabsie ds Fdvvq BcAenihiq( Ds sllh ds
ni sdam a}% A wds syvi A khiw }ni hdbi(
„Ellk% A‑b }dekaho wa}n d iw }deih}im pilpei dfly} d pvlgic}%‑
ni sdam( „Cdh A fyq qly d fiiv<‑
]ih a} ceackim( BcAenihiq( Ni ndm edyhcnim Ibpavi % }ni
blh}neq eb bdodahi( A khiw a} ficdysi A‑m fiih d vidmiv lv
qidvs dhm ndm wva}}ih d iw vizaiws lv }nib( Fy} wnq wds ni
vahoaho bi< _nd}iziv }ni vidslh% a} wlyem fi d sndbi }l pdss yp d fiiv(
„L clyvsi( A‑m elzi }l%‑ A sdam( „D pvlgic}% qly sdam<‑
„Dee d fa} nysn"nysn( _aee ee qly ah ed}iv( _imhismdq lkdq<
Ovid}( Sii qly d} }ni Clzih} Odvmih Nl}ie dfly} sizih(‑
A wds ah}vaoyim( A‑m hiziv fiih dskim }l oi} ahzlezim ah d sicvi}
pvlgic} filvi( Bq bahm vdcim lv }ni hi~} lv}q"iaon} nlyvs
filvi }ni dvvdhoim vihmizlys(
A} wds Sip}ibfiv 6003% dhm A wds }ni ima}lv l d YK bdodahi
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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cdeeim Cnd} % d wiikeq wlbih‑s }a}ei pdckim wa}n ova}}q }vyi"eai
s}lvais dhm pyeis wnivi qly clyem wah pvais a qly clyem fifl}nivim }l sihm ah qlyv ih}vq lvb( A} wds pyfeasnim fq APC
Bimad% }ni YK‑s faoois} bdodahi pyfeasniv( A‑m fiih ima}lv lv
}wl dhm d nde qidvs% dhm a} wds olaho pvi}}q wiee( Gys} yhmiv sa~
nyhmvim }nlysdhm pilpei flyon} d clpq izivq wiik(
A ndm d ovid} }idb l }nav}q"lyv pilpei wlvkaho lv bi% bq
lwh ea}}ei lci dhm d PD wnl bdmi bi cyps l }id( Ndzaho
wlvkim bq wdq yp }nvlyon }ni vdhks% a} wds haci }l fi ah cndvoi
dhm }l vyh }ni bdodahi }ni wdq A wdh}im( A} wds desl haci }l
fi dppvicad}im( Ds d hd}yvde pissabas}% bq dssybp}alh ndm fiih
}nd} bq ima}lvsnap wlyem fi snlv}"eazim dhm ipa}lbasim fq deeaho
sdeis% ah}ivhde massih} dhm oihivde cndls( Sl hl lhi wds blvi syv"
pvasim }ndh bi }nd}% ah dc}% blvi dhm blvi pilpei wivi fyqaho
}ni bdodahi% }ni }idb wivi ndppq dhm lci eai wds pvi}}q
idsq"olaho dhm ihglqdfei(
A ndm fiih }lem fq APC‑s ovid} dhm ollm }nd} }niq wivi
abpvissim wa}n wnd} A wds mlaho dhm }nd}% a a} clh}ahyim% A wds
mis}ahim lv faooiv }nahos( Fy} d sicvi} pvlgic} baon} fi izih
blvi yh(
A A ndm khlwh wnd} Fdvvq‑s pnlhi cdee wlyem eidm }l% nlw"iziv% A wlyem ndzi fiih eiss ih}nysads}ac% dhm d el} blvi wdvq( A}
wds d pnlhi cdee }nd} cndhoim bq eai% dhm }nd} l bq dbaeq% ah
d syvvide dhm lzivwniebaho wdq }nd} izih hlw ndsh‑} tya}i syhk
ah(
Jvlb hidv masds}ivs% dc}yde masds}ivs dhm mid}n }nvid}s }l ahi~"
peacdfei ihclyh}ivs wa}n cieifva}ais dhm izih s}vdhoiv lhis wa}n
ly}vdoim odhos}ivs% mwdvs dhm s}vappivs% }ni izih}s }nd} leelwim
s}aee hlw miq dhq eloacde i~pedhd}alh( A‑b nlpaho }nd} fq wva}aho
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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}nib mlwh% }niq baon} bdki d ea}}ei blvi sihsi – }l bi d} eids}(
A dvvazim d} }ni Clzih} Odvmih lh }abi% lyhm d }dfei sdieq }yckim ah d clvhiv dhm lvmivim d Fick‑s(
]i nl}ie wds celsi }l }ni lcis l Ibdp% }ni vazde pyfeasnaho
nlysi wnivi Fdvvq wlvkim% dhm A mamh‑} wdh} bq pvisihci fiaho
viplv}im fdck }l dhqlhi d} APC ah cdsi }niq }nlyon} A wds fiaho
maselqde( _nacn A wds% l clyvsi% fy} }nivi wds hl}naho ah bq
clh}vdc} dfly} vaihmeq cnd}s( S}aee% ds lv lhci ah bq eai A wds }ni
olemih flq% A wdh}im }l vibdah sl lv ds elho ds plssafei(
Ja}iih bahy}is pdssim dhm A wlhmivim a A ndm fiih nld~im(
A wds ndewdq }nvlyon bq siclhm fl}}ei wnih d bdh ah nas }ais
mvissim ah d fdooq mdvk"feyi sya} wa}n d eiho}n l oviq snav} ndho"
aho lziv nas }vlysivs dppidvim ah }ni mllvwdq( Ni wds ceidveq
ellkaho lv slbilhi% sl A ol} yp(
„Fdvvq<‑
„Dn% Pdye% ollm lh qiv(‑
_i sd} dhm bdmi sbdee }dek lv d iw bahy}is wnaei }ni
fdvbdh ol} ys fl}n d fiiv( Fdvvq wds vlb Hlv}nivh Aviedhm dhm
ndm fiih d} Ibdp lv qidvs% vs} ima}aho Sbdsn Na}s dhm Ibpavi %
dhm ed}iv edyhcnaho }ni cieifva}q"olssap fafei Nid} ( D}iv }nd}% ni
ndm scdeim s}aee maaiv niaon}s dhm fiih dpplah}im }l }ni fldvm(A wds mvahkaho wa}n d zivq fao cniisi(
„A‑b d fa} l d bivcihdvq }nisi mdqs%‑ ni clhmim( „Jea}}aho vlb
pvlgic} }l pvlgic}% niepaho ly} d fa}% s}ackaho ah bq ldv% }vlyfei"
snll}aho% slv} l d navim oyh(‑
_i }dekim dfly} wnd} A‑m fiih yp }l lh Cnd} % nlw }ni mavic"
}lvs d} Ibdp ndm hl}acim }nd} A‑m ovlwh }ni sdeis( Bq iol wds
fiaho s}vlkim( Slbilhi abplv}dh} ndm hl}acim bq i~as}ihci
ihlyon }l ol lv d fiiv(
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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„( ( ( wnacn fvahos bi }l }ni vidslh lv }nas ea}}ei cnd}(‑ Fdvvq
ellkim dvlyhm }ni vllb% nas iqis eahoivaho lh idcn }dfei ds a }l dssiss }ni miovii l mdhoiv wi wivi ah( Ni eidh} ah celsiv dhm
splki ah d elw zlaci( „A‑b wlvkaho lh d ea}}ei sami pvlgic} }nd}
baon} fi ( ( ( ah}ivis}aho(‑
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}ni ihibais ds idsaeq ds Fdvvq( Ds bq iqis vis}im lh lhi }dfei% A
hl}acim wa}n nlvvlv d dbaeadv dci7 Gdhi Ihhas( Sni wds }ni ima}lv
l dhl}niv cieifva}q bdodahi% Hlw % d} APC dhm wds syvieq flyhm
}l khlw Fdvvq( A wlvm ol} fdck }nd} A wds ndzaho wnaspivim clh"
zivsd}alhs wa}n slbiflmq naon yp ah Ibdp% A‑m hiziv fi }vys}im
dodah(
Sni wds ah clhzivsd}alh wa}n d bdh .wnl% seaon}eq fadvvieq%
A ed}iv lyhm ly} wds }ni Fva}asn shllkiv clbbih}d}lv Ceazi
Iziv}lh! dhm mamh‑} siib }l ndzi hl}acim bi(
„_nd} ml qly }nahk<‑ Fdvvq sdam(
Ln sna}( Ni‑m fiih }dekaho dhm A ndmh‑} nidvm d wlvm( Ndm
ni sdam wnd} }ni pvlgic} wds< „Nbb% a} slyhms ( ( ( ah}ivis}aho%‑ A
sdam( „_nd} i~dc}eq mlis a} ahzlezi<‑
„Cdh‑} sdq( Byb‑s }ni wlvm lv hlw( Gys} hiim }l syss ly}
wni}niv qly‑m fi yp lv dhl}niv cnd} slbi}abi( A‑b }dekaho }l d iw pilpei(‑
A }lem nab A wlyem elzi }l% izih }nlyon a} ie} eaki wi ndmh‑}
videeq cnd}}im dfly} dhq}naho ah pdv}acyedv }nas }abi dvlyhm( A
s}aee lheq khiw }nd} a} wds d „sicvi} pvlgic}‑( Jdv }ll sicvi} lv dhq"
}naho blvi }l fi mascelsim d} }nas gyhc}yvi(
„Ovid}( A‑ee cdee qly }lblvvlw dhm qly cdh bii} Mndvbdsn(
Ni‑s }ni pyfeasniv( Ah }ni bidh}abi% mlh‑} sdq d wlvm }l dhqlhi(
_i‑ee hiim }l kiip }nas s}vac}eq yhmiv lyv nd}s(‑ Ni plah}im }l
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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}abi A s}dv}im naon scnlle( Hl} }nd} A clyem snlw a} }l dhqlhi%
ds mizl}iis wivi }nah lh }ni ovlyhm( A ndm desl cleeic}im clpaisl }ni Z eas}ahos bdodahi Vdmal abis dhm lwhim d CF vdmal%
lv Olm‑s sdki( Izih d} }ni }abi% A khiw }nd} wds dfly} ds sdm ds
a} wds plssafei }l oi} wa}nly} pedqaho Myhoilhs dhm Mvdolhs(
Cllehiss dhm Pdye Bivvaee ndm hiziv fiih fimieelws% hlv ndm
}niq dhq pedhs }l ficlbi sl(
Dhm qly clyem hiziv ndzi miscvafim bi ds d „edm‑( A civ}daheq
wdsh‑} lhi hlw( A wds }nav}q"zi% ndm d wai% }wl kams dhm d
blv}odoi% eas}ihim }l }dek vdmal dhm pviivvim wahi }l fiiv( Hl}
videeq }ni ibflmabih} l qlyv s}ivil}qpacde edms‑ bdo ima}lv(
Sl nlw wlyem A l dee pilpei ndzi d ceyi dfly} wnd} }l py}
ah d bih‑s bdodahi< A khiw hl}naho dfly} cdvs% odmoi}s% }vihmq
bysac lv wnd} }nvidms wivi ah( Ah dc}% A mlh‑} }nahk A ndm iziv
ysim }ni wlvm „}nvidms‑ }l miscvafi bq dvim gidhs% fedck }vdahivs
dhm hdzq"feyi gybpivs( Lh }ni l}niv ndhm% A wdsh‑} d Cnd} vidmiv
ia}niv% dhm A ndm slbinlw ol} }l yhmivs}dhm wnd} }niq eakim( Fy}
felkis<
A swlvi d fellm ld}n hl} }l fvid}ni d wlvm l wnd} A wds dfly}
}l fi snlwh% dhm }niq }llk bi dcvlss }ni vldm vlb }ni pyf }l
}niav lci( A ie} eaki d nysfdhm shidkaho ah}l nas bas}viss‑s d}(A A wds viclohasim dodah% A‑m fi ah }vlyfei(
Mndvbdsn }llk ly} d bdodahi dhm pelhkim a} lh }ni }dfei( A}
ellkim d fa} eaki Nid} % i~cip} }ni bdah abdoi wds }ni lvbiv sldp
dc}viss Gihhaiv Ieeaslh ah d pahk fakaha lh d fidcn( ]i l}niv
nidmeahis lh }ni clziv wivi dfly} cdvs% ll}fdee dhm }ni bdd(
]i bdodahi wds cdeeim WLL _iikeq (
„A‑b syvi qly‑zi oyissim fq hlw }nd} wi dvi }dekaho dfly} d
bih‑s wiikeq%‑ Mndvbdsn sdam ah d seaon}eq sie"sd}asim wdq(
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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slbi}naho }niq wivi wlvkaho lh( A‑m bi} Pnae d clypei l }abis
fy} mamh‑} khlw nab wiee( Ni ndm ima}im Bih‑s Nide}n dhm }nihdhl}niv bih‑s blh}neq cdeeim Ed}iv % wnacn ndmh‑} wlvkim ly}(
Pnae wds ihsclhcim ah Sly}dv‑s peysn hiw lci sya}i( _a}n
a}s vibl}i"clh}vle feahms% wdee"blyh}im d} scviihs dhm pvas}ahi
wna}i yvha}yvi% a} wds ah s}dvk clh}vds} }l }ni vdqim cdvpi}s dhm
s}dahim wdees iesiwnivi ah }ni fyaemaho( A‑m wlvkim yp }nivi lv d
clypei l wiiks dfly} sa~ blh}ns idveaiv wa}n }wiezi l}nivs wnih
APC ndm fiih ellkaho d} mlaho slbi}naho ah }ni bih‑s bdvki}( Ah
}ni ihm% a} ndm pvlzim pvi}}q vya}eiss% dhm bq edck l khlweimoi
ndm fiih dppdvih}( Ds dv ds A khiw% hl}naho ndm clbi l a}(
A snllk ndhms wa}n Pnae dhm ni bl}alhim lv bi }l sa} mlwh(
„A‑zi fiih wlvkaho lh }nas%‑ ni sdam% ovdffaho d bdodahi
dhm py}}aho a} mlwh ah vlh} l bi( „A}‑s olaho }l fi d hiw bih‑s
wiikeq bdodahi(‑
Bq gdw mvlppim( D} eids}% A dssybi a} mam ficdysi lv d iw
blbih}s A clyemh‑} spidk( ]i bdodahi wds cdeeim Hy}s ( A}
ellkim pvi}}q bycn }ni sdbi ds WLL ( A ackim }nvlyon fy}
mamh‑} videeq }dki dhq}naho ah(
Dhl}niv bih‑s wiikeq(
Fva}dah‑s }wl faoois} bdodahi pyfeasnivs wivi fl}n edyhcnaho zav}ydeeq }ni sdbi bdodahi% dhm fl}n ndm snlwh }niav }lp"sicvi}
mybbq ima}alh }l bi( Sly}dv‑s wnlei vipy}d}alh wds vis}aho lh
}nas( A eakim nab dhm wi‑m dewdqs ol} lh wiee% fy} ni‑m fi nlvva"
im a A cdsydeeq dhhlyhcim A wds eidzaho }l wlvk lv nas blv}de
ihibq(
Dhm Fdvvq dhm Mndvbdsn wlyem ndvmeq fi fis} peidsim a A
s}yck d} APC dhm }niq }nlyon} A ndm fi}vdqim dee }ni sicvi}s l
WLL (
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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Ia}niv wdq% slbilhi wds olaho }l fi zivq ypsi} wa}n bi slbi"
}abi zivq sllh(Pnae dskim bi wnd} A }nlyon} dhm A bybfeim d iw ahclniv"
ih} sih}ihcis dhm bdmi wnd} A nlpim wivi ihclyvdoaho hlasis(
Ni sdam ni baon} oi} bi ahzlezim ds d clhsye}dh} hidviv }l }ni
edyhcn(
Fdck d} bq misk% }nivi wds d sya}dfeq lfeatyi pnlhi bissdoi
vlb Fdvvq( „A}‑s bi( Qly vii lv d bii}aho% iv% A bidh d fiiv lh
Blhmdq% ysyde pedci< Fqi(‑
A micamim }nd} a} wds }abi }l clbi ceidh }l bq flss d} APC%
lv d} eids} clbi ceidh"asn( Javs} A‑m fiih spl}}im ah }ni pyf% hlw
A‑m fiih snlwh d }lp"sicvi} mybbq% dhm dee }ni }abi A‑b bivvaeq
ndzaho fiivs wa}n }ni lpplsa}alh( _nd}iziv }ni }vy}n wds% a} syvi
wdsh‑} olaho }l ellk ollm wnih izivqlhi lyhm ly} dhm dssybim
A wds d mypeaca}lys wdhkiv(
A ibdaeim bq pyfeasniv }l sdq }nd} A mamh‑} wdh} niv }l hm ly}
vlb dhqlhi iesi% }nd} A khiw Gdhi ndm siih bi ah }ni nl}ie% }nd}
A ndm fiih dppvldcnim fy} ndmh‑} fiih ljivim dhq}naho ds qi}
dhm pvlfdfeq hiziv wlyem fi(
Bq pnlhi vdho debls} abbimad}ieq( A wds lvmivim yp lv d
cnd}% wnivi A sdam }nd} A clyemh‑} videeq sdq wnd} }ni dppvldcn wdsdfly}% lv wnacn pyfeasnaho nlysi a} wds vlb% fy} }nd} A wdh}im
}l fi nlhis}(
]i hi~} mdq% A wds sybblhim }l sii }ni CIL% Sqezad Dy}lh(
Sni wds d }dee% dhoyedv wlbdh l dfly} }q wa}n }nack"vabbim
oedssis dhm wdsh‑} fao lh sbdee }dek( „Qly‑vi hl} eidzaho% dhm
}nd}‑s }nd}( _i zdeyi qly }ll naoneq dhm qly ndzi d ovid} y}yvi
d} APC%‑ sni sdam ah ceappim }lhis( „A‑b hl} syvpvasim qly‑zi fiih
dppvldcnim% fy} A‑b hl} dfly} }l ei} lhi l bq }lp ima}lvs ol(‑
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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wl mdqs ed}iv% A wds oazih dh abbimad}i £60%000 pdq vasi( Sl
d} eids} slbi}naho ollm ndm clbi l a}( A‑m clhceymim }nd} }nivi wds hl wdq Ibdp wivi olaho }l fi s}ypam ihlyon }l ljiv bi }ni
glf ds A ndm sdam hl}naho abpvissazi lv ahspavd}alhde d} lyv }wl
fvai bii}ahos( Ah dc}% A‑m bls}eq gys} sd} dhm eas}ihim% lccdsalh"
deeq hlmmaho ah wnd} A nlpim wds d sdoi"eaki dsnalh(
Mdqs pdssim dhm A fysaim bqsie wa}n Cnd} ( Pdv} l bi wds
vieaizim }nd} A ndmh‑} ol} a}% ds }ni blvi A }nlyon} dfly} a} }ni
blvi A videasim }nd} A khiw pvicasieq hl}naho l wnd} olis lh
ahsami d qlyho felki‑s fvdah( A wds d bammei"cedss% }ihhas"pedqaho
zioi}dvadh wa}n d miovii ah slcaleloq% eazaho ah d haci syfyvfdh
nlysi ah _lkaho(
_lkaho( Hl} i~dc}eq }ni ipacih}vi l }ni clyh}iv"cye}yvi% dhm
hl} slbiwnivi qly‑m s}ybfei dcvlss d bih‑s bdodahi ima}lv(
]i clleis} }naho dfly} }ni }lwh wds S}dheiq Vldm% wnivi Pdye
_ieeiv oviw yp( Fy} }nd} wds ljsi} fq }ni dc} }nd} Sndkah‑
S}izihs eazim }nivi hlw(
A wlyem fi clbpei}ieq ly} l bq mip}n% edyonim ly} l }ni
lci lv bq edck l khlweimoi l s}vii} eahol% s}ymih} fdhms dhm
}ni ed}is} vdm oidv }l widv( A}‑m fi eaki Tyih}ah Fvqci }dkaho lziv
dh ly}fdck pyf lv Ndvlem Fasnlp bdhdoaho }ni Pdvvdbd}}d Iies(A} wds edyondfei videeq(
]ih Mndvbdsn cdeeim( „Clbi lziv }lhaon} d}iv wlvk% bq
vaihm%‑ ni sdam% slyhmaho d fa} lziv"vaihmeq(
Ln elvm(
A khiw d }navm ah}ivzaiw bidh} }niq wivi sivalys( Lv wds a} d
siclhm lhi% masclyh}aho }ni lf}ysihiss l lyv vs} ihclyh}iv<
D} }ni Ibdp lcis% Mndvbdsn eim bi }nvlyon }l wnivi
Fdvvq wds sa}}aho ah d clvhiv vllb( ]as }abi% a} wds d fa} blvi
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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ah}ihsi% blvi ah}ivzaiw"eaki( A wds ovaeeim lh }ni mybbq% pdoi
fq pdoi% dhm dskim wnd} A wlyem ml }l abpvlzi a}( _i }dekimdfly} wnd} nidmeahis wlyem wlvk lh }ni clziv% dhm nlw }l s}lp
a} ellkaho }ll bycn eaki d wlbih‑s bdodahi .wnacn a} mam d}
}nd} s}doi!( A nidvm bqsie ah yee"lh pvd}}ei blmi% bdkaho el}s l
siibahoeq abpvissazi plah}s wnaei hl} dc}ydeeq sdqaho dhq}naho
bidhahoye( A }nviw ah d iw pnvdsis }nd} Pnae Nae}lh ndm sdam }l
bi dfly} Hy}s % }nahkaho }niq baon} niep(
D}iv dh nlyv% }nivi wds d pdysi( Mndvbdsn ellkim d} Fdvvq;
Fdvvq ellkim d} Mndvbdsn( A kip} ellkaho d} }ni bdodahi% hl}
tya}i syvi wnd} wds olaho }l ndppih( ]ih Mndvbdsn sbaeim d}
Fdvvq% dhm Fdvvq sbaeim d} Mndvbdsn(
„Lkdq%‑ Mndvbdsn sdam hdeeq( „_i videeq eaki wnd} qly‑zi
fiih sdqaho( _i‑m eaki }l bdki qly lyv ima}lv(‑
„Videeq<‑ wds dee A clyem sdq( Pvlfdfeq hl} }ni fis} visplhsi(
„Iv% }nd}‑s ( ( (‑ A wdsh‑} syvi nlw }l ihm }ni sih}ihci( ]d}‑s ( ( ( d
}ivvafei bas}dki qly‑vi bdkaho( ]d}‑s ( ( ( vamacyelys( ]d}‑s ( ( (
y}}iveq }ivvaqaho( ]d}‑s ( ( ( olaho }l fa}i qly ah }ni dvsi wnih A
yck }nahos yp( „( ( ( ovid}%‑ A sdam(
Ni ol} ly} slbi pdpivs dhm sdam }niq ndm d clh}vdc} vidmq
}nd} A snlyem }dki dwdq dhm vidm dhm }nih saoh a A wds ah}ivis}im(]iq wdh}im a} fdck fq }ni hi~} mdq( A ellkim d} }ni sdedvq dhm
feahkim sizivde }abis( A} wds }q piv cih} blvi }ndh bq hiweq
ieizd}im sdedvq d} APC( Peys d flhys lh }lp(
A lyhm ly} }nd} }ni l}niv cdhmamd}i }niq ndm fiih clhsam"
ivaho wds cdeeim Vacndvm _deedci( Fdvvq sdam }nd} ah }niav hde
ah}ivzaiw wa}n nab% ni‑m }yvhim yp ah }vdcksya} pdh}s% wnacn ndm
ljihmim Mndvbdsn% sl A ndm ol} }ni glf ahs}idm( Bdaheq }nvlyon
}vlysiv cnlaci% a} siibim(
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_vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf
Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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Pllv Vacndvm clyem lheq clhslei nabsie fq ficlbaho% d iw
blh}ns ed}iv% ima}lv l }ni YK‑s siclhm"faoois}"sieeaho }dfelam%]i Bavvlv ( Nlw majivih} }nahos clyem ndzi fiih a lheq ni‑m
ndm d pdav l sedcks ndhmq(
Mndvbdsn sdam }nd} Ibdp wivi olaho }l spihm lziv }ih bae"
ealh plyhms lh }ni edyhcn% }niav faoois} iziv ahzis}bih}( ]iq
wivi dabaho lv d wiikeq cavcyed}alh l lhi nyhmvim dhm }q
}nlysdhm d}iv sa~ blh}ns( „Bdki hl bas}dki% wi dvi olaho ndvm
lh }nas%‑ ni sdam( „_i waee oazi qly dee }ni vislyvcis qly hiim }l
bdki a} ndppih(‑
Hl pvissyvi% }nih(
A ndm d micasalh }l bdki% fy}% mispa}i }ni ihlvba}q l }ni yhmiv"
}dkaho% }nivi wdsh‑} bycn }l wiaon yp( A‑m fiih d} Cnd} lv sizivde
qidvs dhm wds blvi }ndh vidmq }l blzi lh( Fy} A ndm hiziv filvi
dccip}im d glf lv wnacn A wds y}}iveq clhzahcim }nd} A wds }ni
wvlho cnlaci( Lv wds A fiaho }ll hiod}azi% ei}}aho bq s}ypam pis"
sabasb }dki lziv< Syvieq Ibdp wlyemh‑} ljiv bi d glf A clyemh‑}
ml% wlyem }niq< Ndm A feyjim bq wdq }l clhzahcaho }nib A wds
}ni hiw Gdbis Fvlwh% Eldmim ‑s fvaeeadh} ahdyoyvde ima}lv<
A micamim }l ol lv a}(
Hi~} mdq d} wlvk% A pvlcvds}ahd}im dee blvhaho dfly} ndhmaho ah bq hl}aci( A khiw a} wlyemh‑} fi idsq( Dhm A wds vaon}( Ds sllh
ds A ndm }lem bq pyfeasniv% A wds sih} yp }l sii Baki Sly}dv( D
zivq majivih} Baki Sly}dv(
dekaho ah d selw% blyvhye zlaci% ellkaho eaki ni wds fvidk"
aho }ni hiws l }ni mid}n l d bycn"elzim dyh}% ni }lem bi nlw
sivalys }ni sa}yd}alh wds( A ndm siih }ni mybbq lv Hy}s % dhm
hlw A wds olaho }l WLL (
Avlhacdeeq% Pnae Nae}lh ndm wlvkim lh }ni zivq idveais} zivsalh
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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l WLL % fy} Ibdp ndm ei} nab ol( Sl wi‑m idcn siih }ni l}niv‑s
sicvi} pdckdoi(Sly}dv }vaim }l pivsydmi bi }l s}dq% sdam A wds }niav }lp ima}lv%
wds naoneq pvaim dhm }nd} }nivi wlyem fi d el} l lpplv}yha}ais
d} APC(
D blh}n idveaiv% A ndm wlvkim wa}n nab lh dh amid A‑m ndm lv
d hiw wlbih‑s wiikeq bdodahi ah }ni sdbi bdvki} ds Cnd} ( A
ndm dssibfeim d sbdee }idb dhm wlvkim yp slbi clziv dhm clh"
}ih} amids vidmq }l snlw }ni fldvm( Hlw A‑m ndzi }l eidzi }nd}
finahm(
Ds a} wds% sa~ blh}ns ed}iv% }nd} amid blvpnim ah}l d wiikeq
cdeeim Pack Bi Yp dhm wds edyhcnim zivq syccissyeeq% wa}n bq
vaihm dhm Cnd} cleeidoyi Gyhi Sba}n"Snippdvm ds }ni ima}lv(
]i clhzivsd}alh wih} lh% fy} A khiw A‑m bdmi }ni vaon}
cnlaci( A saohim }ni Ibdp clh}vdc}% sih} a} fdck dhm }ni hiws wds
fvlkih }l }ni Cnd} }idb( Hlw }nivi wds lheq }ni tyis}alh l bq
eidzaho md}i(
„_i‑ee fi vityavaho qly }l s}dq lv }ni yee sa~ blh}ns l qlyv
hl}aci pivalm%‑ A wds ahlvbim(
Sa~ blh}ns< ]i edyhcn l WLL wds ah lyv blh}ns( Nlw
clyem A s}dq d} APC wnaei }ni bdodahi edyhcnim wa}nly} bi<Pdhac vasaho% A pnlhim Fdvvq(
D}iv d fa} l d s}yhhim pdysi% ni }lem bi hl} }l wlvvq( „Eidzi
a} wa}n bi%‑ ni sdam vidssyvahoeq( „]ivi‑s hl wdq }niq cdh ml }nd}(‑
„Fy} }niq cdh( Sa~ blh}ns as bq hl}aci pivalm(‑
„Fleelcks( _i‑ee oi} }ni edwqivs lh}l a}( Sa} }aon}% A‑ee slv} a}(‑
A ie} aee( A‑m passim lj APC fq eidzaho% dhm hlw Ibdp ndm }l
clh}ibped}i }niav bdohacih}% faoois} iziv edyhcn wa}n hl lhi ah
cndvoi(
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_vlho Bdh jlv }ni Glf
Clpqvaon} ¡ Pdye Bivvaee 6046( Dee vaon}s visivzim( Hl pdv} lj }nas pyfeacd}alh bdq fi vipvlmycim% s}lvim
ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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]i leelwaho izihaho% A bi} wa}n Fdvvq dhm dh Ibdp edwqiv
ah d pyf }l mascyss lp}alhs(„Qly clyem fvidk qlyv clh}vdc}%‑ ni sdam( „Dhm }nivi‑s d cndhci
}niq wlyemh‑} syi(‑
„Dhm a }niq mam<‑
„Bbb% clyem fi }vackq( ]iq clyem oi} ly} dh ahgyhc}alh }l
s}lp qly wlvkaho lv Ibdp( _nd} ml qly }nahk<‑
_nd} mam A }nahk<
Fdvvq ah}ivgic}im( „Ellk% a} baon} fi wi oi} CIL }l }dek }l
CIL dhm clbi }l d oih}eibdh‑s doviibih}(‑
A clyemh‑} sii Sqezad Dy}lh fiaho pdv}acyedveq oih}eibdheq(
_nq snlyem sni< A A ndm fiih niv dhm lhi l bq oihivdes wds
miic}aho }l }ni l}niv sami spicacdeeq }l on} dodahs} bi% A‑m
ndvmeq wdzi nab lj wa}n d wna}i ndhkq dhm wasn nab dee }ni fis}
ah }ni ihsyaho fd}}ei(
„_i clyem sdq a}‑s yhvidslhdfei%‑ }ni edwqiv clh}ahyim(
„Fvidcnaho qlyv vaon}s lv slbi}naho(‑
„Fy} a}‑s hl} videeq( A saohim }ni clh}vdc} wa}n d sa~"blh}n
hl}aci pivalm(‑
„Nbb% qis% A sypplsi qly mam(‑
]as wdsh‑} oi}}aho ys dhqwnivi( ]i edwqiv }lem bi }lvityis} lvbdeeq }nd} A fi vieidsim vlb bq clh}vdc} ds a} wds ah
hl lhi‑s ah}ivis}s }nd} A s}dq lh lv sa~ blh}ns wnih bq bahm wds
iesiwnivi(
Hi~} mdq% A sih} lj dh ibdae }l }nd} ijic} dhm wda}im( ]vii
mdqs pdssim filvi A wds }lem }nd} A‑m ndzi }l s}dq yh}ae }ni ihm
l Micibfiv7 }nvii blh}ns vd}niv }ndh sa~( Fi}}iv% fy} A‑m fi
glahaho }nvii wiiks filvi }ni vs} assyi l WLL _iikeq wds myi
}l fi lh sdei( ]d}‑s eaki glahaho d ll}q ceyf ds bdhdoiv ds }ni
D PleDv FiDv D}i Bq NiDm
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ah d vi}vaizde sqs}ib% }vdhsba}}im ah dhq jlvb lv fq dhq bidhs% ieic}vlhac% bicndhacde% pnl}lclpqaho%
viclvmaho lv l}nivwasi% wa}nly} }ni pvalv wva}}ih pivbassalh lj }ni pyfeasniv(
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pedqivs dvi vyhhaho lh}l }ni iem lv kack"lj( A} wlyem fi zivq
}aon}( Dhm sl a} wds fdck }l Cnd} }l fami bq }abi lv d iw blvi
elho wiiks ( ( ( Eyckaeq% }ni sdeis oyvis wivi s}aee fylqdh}% sl }ni
lheq s}viss wds wlvvqaho dfly} }ni y}yvi vd}niv }ndh }ni haci%
clbq pvisih}(
_nih A‑m }dkih lziv% Cnd} ndm fiih sna}aho lyv nyhmvim
dhm lv}q }nlysdhm clpais d wiik( Hlw% wi wivi olaho }l }lp sa~
nyhmvim }nlysdhm( Ah }ni pvlciss% wi ndm lziv}dkih dfly} iaon}
wlbih‑s }a}eis% ahceymaho _lbdh‑s Lwh% _lbdh‑s _iikeq % Fieed %
Fis} dhm Nid} ( Dhm qi} A ndm slbinlw micamim }l eidzi dee }nd}
„oelvq‑ finahm(
Lziv }ni hi~} iw wiiks% A }llk izivq lpplv}yha}q }l shidk
dwdq d}iv wlvk }l d mlwhs}davs fyhkiv d} }ni Blyh}fd}}ih
Nl}ie ah Bivciv S}vii} }l bii} wa}n bq hiw clnlv}s( _i‑m ol
}nvlyon }ni pdois% micamaho wnacn sic}alhs snlyem s}dq dhm
wnacn wlyemh‑} wlvk( A ol} }l khlw }ni bibfivs l }ni }idb% dee
l wnlb siibim zivq clhmih} }nd} }ni bdodahi wlyem q(
Bq mipy}q wds Fih Khlweis( Ni% ds ni as pvlhi }l plah} ly}%
wds }ni qlyhois} iziv ima}lv l }ni bysac fafei HBI ( Ni‑m }nih
deeih ly} wa}n Baki Sly}dv dhm ndm fiih shdppim yp fq Ibdp(Ni ndm elho% mdvk ndav }nd} lwim lziv nas snlyemivs dhm dh
idsq"olaho d}}a}ymi( A eakim nab abbimad}ieq dhm clyem sii nas
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dhos} bdhais}im }nibsiezis fq bi olaho }l clhciv}s fq Ealhie
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