How Can You Have Any Pudding
If You Don’t Eat Yer Meat!
Quoting a wise man in Ann Arbor:
“Reinsurers…they just don’t give a crap”
Lord Have Mercy!
There’s a fine line between
resourceful and ridiculous
Three things that keep me
from being a crazy German
1) I’m Polish
2) I like to rap
3) My Jewish friend said I looked Jewish
Watch Out
For people lying about being Jewish for their own personal gain
“I got a Swede lawyer?!
She’s gonna get everything!!”
I go to sleep with my money, I’m far from the Pope/
I have to stay solvent, otherwise there’s no hope