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PhotosbyRebekahK.BohannonBeelerGirl Scout Troop 1611 sponsors the annual Easter Bonnet Parade and trek the path from the library to the Farmer’s Market to be judged. The Pet winner was Cabella, Isabella Reed’s beautiful puppy, Mens winner was Jeff Wilson, Kay-leigh Marshall won the Womens, Manna Buttram won Baby, Donald Musall won Boys and Sara Wilson won Girls. Caro-line Thomas, Drucilla Ray and Charlotte McCowan judged.

PhotosbyRebekahK.BohannonBeelerThe beautiful, albeit brisk, day was per-fect for the Annual Monterey Egg Hunt on Mar. 19. Three age groups from toddlers to age 12 came to indulge in the event. (CW from top) The 9-12 year old group eagerly awaits the signal and when given the cue are more than ready to hunt the Standing Stone grounds swiftly and in ex-pert form. Izabella Conley finds not only a special egg for a prize, but an extra big smile. Alli, Isaac and Elijah Matthews, and close cousins, Gracie and Braden Lee, hippity hop down the railroad track bunny trail. Danny John-son finds a golden egg winning him a new bike. Jaxson Garret beams when he gets his prize bike. Asher Sinard happily takes a ride in the wagon he won while eating his egg-ceptionally good Easter chocolates.

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By Jewell WilhoiteMasterGardener

It’s spring! Mother Na-ture is tuning up for her opening act. Virginia bluebells are tinkling, trilliums are trilling and sweet-smelling violets are nodding in time. Soon Solomon’s seal and Jack-in-the- pulpit will raise their voices. Spring beauties and Dutchmen’s breeches, adorned in their finest, will quickly join the ensemble. Each fresh scene brings vibrant notes of color to the slate of greens and browns. Over vast millennia, na-tive plants have cued in to optimum seasons, cli-mate and surroundings in order to continue their march through time.Borrowing from Nature’s example, you, the home gardener can also set the perfect tone for rhythm and harmony in the land-scape. As the composer, you can create a beautiful score, using color, tex-

ture and shape of plants to achieve your overall theme. What will grow here and where do I put it? Experienced master gardener Carol Burdett, one of the speakers at the Cumberland County Master Gardeners’ Flow-er & Garden Show, has the answers. She offers practical guidance in se-lecting perennials adapt-ed to life on the Plateau. Fitting the right plant to the right place is more than luck. Carol says it’s a choice based on infor-mation and forethought, leading to a pleasing balance between plant and growing site. Home gardeners, then, make the most of their invest-ments in both labor and budget. Perhaps you have a bright, sunny area and need plants that will flourish in heat, wind and drought. Sound familiar? Plants such as yarrow and blanket flower provide variety and multiple colors, as well as a virtual banquet

for bees and butterflies. Add in an airy spray of baby’s breath (great for cut or dried flowers) and a few clumps of daylil-ies and you have the lyr-ics of a winning number. For a shady site, try col-umbine (which produces many, many seeds), fox-glove (deer won’t eat it), anemones (some bloom in the fall) and lacy, long-lived ferns. All top the scale in building har-mony. But wait, what about that rhythm?All living plants respond to the earth’s unending cycles. Currently, we can almost hear the hum of shrubs and trees break-ing dormancy by put-ting out leaf and flower buds. The sap is rising and maples will soon be ready to share some of their sweet liquid. Spring pruning, which also coincides with sea-sonal timing, brings re-newed vitality to many shrubs and perennials. In addition, the removal of dead or diseased parts may add years to plants, such as roses, hydran-geas, viburnums, Les-pedeza and many others. Flower & Garden Show speaker Douglas Airhart will coach gardeners through some of the most important points about dealing with trees in the landscape. Fur-ther, to get down to some

of the finer details about our climate – namely, the weather – Melinda Hedgecoth will share folklore and seasoned ideas which have been passed down for genera-tions in her family.Speaking of family tra-ditions and knowledge, Lisa Bedner, a Native American medicine woman who holds an R.N, R.H. and A.H.C., understands all the intri-cacies of harmony and rhythm in growing and using herbs. Lisa speaks from a spiritual and per-sonal kinship with na-tive plants and herbs. She, along with many longtime vegetable gar-deners, acknowledges the role of moon phase, length of daylight hours and seasonal shifts in successful planting and harvesting. Moreover, the compatibility of flowers and herbs and their attraction of essen-tial pollinators drive the action plan for contin-ued harmony in the plant world. Herbs add beauty, fragrance and the poten-tial for enhanced health when used wisely and thoughtfully. Plus, every great chef agrees that a pinch of parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme (it worked for Simon and Garfunkel in the ’60s) may turn a ho-hum reci-pe into a special dish.Just as the human palette seems to value a little variety, so also the other senses look for pleasing combinations. We may want to see cool colors,

such as pinks, blues, whites, lavenders, greys or lemon yellows. Think snapdragons, scabiosa, light blue salvia, baby’s breath and forget-me-nots. These colors are calming and often found in border gardens. Or, perhaps a vivid, hot color scheme of bright orange, reds and strong yellows demands our attention. Flower & Garden Show speaker Barbara Braden will elaborate on using companion or contrast-ing tones and textures in floral design. Her dem-onstration can prompt the home gardener to grow plants for size, leaf shape, flower detail and hue. Growing an unusu-al flower, such as Bells of Ireland or a beauti-ful delphinium, may bring out the designer in

anyone. Once the tech-niques are learned, the final composition relies on personal preference.Rhythm and harmony occur naturally in both the plant and animal kingdoms. We often take for granted the impact of each as we make our immediate and long-range plans. To be sat-isfied gardeners, we can take advantage of related experience and practical pointers avail-able through a variety of means. Although elec-tronic media plays a role in the learning process, talking with another gardener who can relate the subtleties may be one of the best ways to fully grasp each concept. Then, it’s time to grow your own kind of music.

Expressing rhythm and harmony of gardening

Scribe SubmissionsStanding Stone Scribe is a monthly broadsheet publication covering news features regarding peo-ple, churches, schools, clubs, organizations, histo-ry, and events in Monterey and surrounding com-munities from Mayland to Rickman, Calfkiller to Crawford. Submission Guidelines: The Scribe welcomes electronic submissions at editorstandingstonescribe@gmail.com. Please choose from the list of Sections to include in the subject line: 1. Celebrations: Announcing engagements, wed-dings, births, birthdays, baptisms, and anniversa-ries.2. Sandwich Board: Press releases regarding up-coming civic, club, school, church, and social events.3. Memorials: Tributes to the lives and memories of our community members who have gone before us.4. Community: Features about the people, places and things that make Monterey and the surround-ing communities so incredible.5. School: Burkes Elementary, MHS, Wilson Ele-mentary, Rickman Elementary School, and Home-school news and sports 6. Faith: Area church news and words of wisdom7. Lifestyles: Active and well-living features8. Entertainment: Music, concert, books, movies, festivals, and play reviews. 9. Op-Ed: Letters to the editor, opinions, commen-taries, and encouragement. 10. Advertisements: Get the word out about your business, service or organization, increase traffic, expand your customer base, and communicate di-rectly with the community you serve. Ad rates are $4.50 per column inch and with a monthly publi-cation your advertisements will have a longer shelf life.

Copy Deadline: All submissions must be received on or before the fourth Wednesday of the month preceding the intended month of publication. Standing Stone Scribe publications are set to be printed on the first Monday of the month with the exception of Monday holidays.

Editorial Policy: Standing Stone Scribe encour-ages submissions, letters to the editor and com-mentaries. Submissions should not be libelous and must bear the author’s name, complete address and telephone number. Anonymous submissions will not be accepted. The Standing Stone Scribe news-paper reserves the right to accept, reject or edit any and all submissions and advertisements intended for publication.

Editor’s Note:I have every intention of doing the entire Monterey area justice with all of the good news that is gen-erated by its members. The purpose of Standing Stone Scribe is to praise, encourage and uplift the people of Monterey and neighboring communities, revive effective communication, increase interest and traffic, and reinstate a sense of pride. As the newspaper grows, Standing Stone Scribe may be-come a bimonthly publication.

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S a n d w i c h B o a r dMonterey Senior CenterExercise Class: Mondays, Wednesdays and Fri-days at 9 a.m.Bingo: Thursdays at 10 a.m.Bridge: Mondays and Thursdays at 1p.m. Call the center if interested in lessonsWednesday Socials: 10:30 a.m. Guest speakers followed by covered dish luncheonNOTES:In April, we will begin indoor volleyball for se-niors and hopefully the weather will be reliable enough to begin some day trips. Watch our calen-dar for more info. Center phone number is 839-8053 and membership is free for those 60 and over. Come and see what we are all about. Please stop by the center to see what new adventures have been added. Regular center hours are 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Monday through Thursday.

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Monterey Branch LibraryCome visit with us at the library this month and stay connected, stay well-read and stay active in the community.

Wednesday Story Time- Wednesdays 11 a.m.Apr. 12- AMC Blood Drive 2 p.m. to 6 p.m.Apr. 16- Lego Day 11 a.m.Apr. 19- Quilting Club 2 p.m.Apr. 26- Book Club “Ruby” 2 p.m.Apr. 29- Movie Night “Norm of the North” PGThe animated story of Norm, the polar bear, begins when a real estate development invades his Arctic home. Norm and his three lemming friends head to New York City, where Norm becomes the mascot of the corporation in an attempt to bring it down from the inside and protect his homeland.

Call the library for a complete schedule. For more information about the library’s events, con-tact MBL at 839-2103. Monterey Branch Library hours: Mon. and Fri. 10 a.m.- 5 p.m.; Tue.- Thu. 10 a.m.- 6 p.m.; Sat. 10 a.m.- 2 p.m.

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Monterey City MeetingThe City of Monterey holds monthly board meetings open to the public every first Monday of the month at 7 p.m. at City’s Municiple Build-ing. It is important for residents to see how the city is being managed and to take advantage of the opportunity use their voices. Everyone who has a vested interest in the town, its direction and prospects, as well as the necessity to understand city processes, programs and issues is encour-aged to attend. The town hall meeting will have a sign-in sheet for those who wish to speak and give time for them to bring up important issues for discussion.

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Monterey High School BaseballThe field and the signs are in the works for a fan-tastic MHS Wildcat Baseball season. The MHS Baseball Team has been recruiting sponsors to help get the team off on the right foot this year. The extremely reasonable sponsorships include team sponsors getting to have a sign on the fence surrounding the brand new MHS baseball field. This is a great opportunity to support our Wildcat Baseball Team and advertise your business! But time is running out for this season. Show your Purple Pride and support MHS Wildcat Baseball by contacting Coach John Looper at 252-9113 for more information.

Spring on the MountainIt’s time to start preparations for Monterey’s An-nual Spring on the Mountain festival. There will be lots of food, music, crafts, and fun. Not to men-tion, a car show. The streets of Monterey will be filled with awesome entertainment for the whole family to enjoy! Join us May 7 starting at 8 a.m. Vendors interested in a space for Spring on the Mountain ¬may register by filling out the vendor form provided on page 4A and sending to Julie Bohannon at the Monterey Depot Museum. For questions or more information call 839-2111.

Standing Stone Historical Society The SSHS has reconvened to begin prepara-tions for the 2016 Standing Stone Day festivities. Those who are interested in the organization, the day or are Monterey civic club representatives elected to the SSHS board are urged to come and meet every fourth Tuesday of the month at 6:30 p.m. at the Depot. The SSHS has chosen a theme for this year’s annual Standing Stone Magazine: Leading Ladies of Monterey. The annual Essay and Art Contest opportunity will be held in Au-gust and will be open to stduents of Wilson, Burks and MHS, as well as homeschool students zoned for these schools.

Relay on the Mountain You are invited! Relay on the Mountain is slat-ed for Apr. 9 at Wilson Elementary Gym. Come hungry because the Chili Supper will be served at 4:30 p.m. You’ll get a bowl of chili, dessert and a drink all for $5. Bring some money and the high-est bid because the Auction starts at 5:30 p.m. All proceeds will go to benefit the American Cancer Society. Call Relay On the Mountain organizer, Sabrina Lane, at 931-445-7950 for more informa-tion or to make a donation. See you at Relay on the Mountain!

Putnam County Election CommissionState Primary and County General Elections are upon us. The deadline for write-in candidate submissions for the August 4th elections is Apr. 7 at noon. County offices to be elected are As-sessor of Property and School Board Members for Districts 1, 3 and 5. The Town of Monterey will be electing four Aldermen positions whose terms have expired, as well as the position of Mayor. For those interested in running for these positions, have your information turned into the Putnam County Election Commission on Apr. 7 at noon to insure your eligibility to campaign and run. The last day to register to vote for these elections is Jul.5. Early voting will be held Jul. 15-30. County general elections have been set for Aug. 4. State offices to be elected are U.S. House-6th Congressional District, TN House of Representatives, 42nd District, and TN House of Representatives, 25th District. Voters must be registered by Oct. 1 and early voting has been set for Oct. 19- Nov. 3. Voting for president and state offices will take place on Nov. 8. Be encouraged to get to know your candidates and vote for an even better future.

Monterey Civitan ClubThe Monterey Civitan holds monthly meetings on the third Tuesday of the month at 6 p.m. at the Monterey Methodist Church fellowship hall. The club’s most recent civic undertaking is to raise money for Whittaker Park and buy all new equip-ment for area children to have somewhere safe to play. Anyone interested in joining the Monterey Civitan Club is welcomed and encouraged to come to the meetings.

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April 7

We hope you have the happiest of birth-days. You make life

so much fun! Stay frosty!

Love,Mickey, Pod, Lily

Girl, and Ruby Kay

Maclaine Bohannon

April 5

Happy birthday, Mack Truck! We love you so much and hope your day is filled with lots of

celebration!Love,

Bekah, Alfred and the Z Pack

Monterey Lions Club The Monterey Lions Club invites you to be an ac-tive part of the community, bring clear vision to area children and their families and support the Monterey Lions Club Disaster Response Team. The Lions Club meets the second and fourth Thursday of each month at 6:30 p.m., the next one being Apr. 14. The Lions Club building is located on South Elm St. in Monterey. For more informa-tion about the Lions Club, events, civic projects, and membership, contact Mike Callahan at 839-2530.

Monterey Hilltop Chorale Make a joyful noise with the Monterey Hilltop Chorale. The Monterey Hilltop Chorale is cur-rently working on material for a special concert to be held in May. Anyone who would like to join the chorale is encouraged to meet with them on Mondays at 6:30 p.m. at the Monterey Methodist Church Fellowship Hall. The hills are alive with the sound of music and the members of the Mon-terey Hilltop Chorale are ready to join voices with you!

Abba’s Coffee House We are opening! After a soft opening mid-Decem-ber and a lot of renovations, including a coffee bar, and even more remodeling, Abba’s Coffee House will be opening on Apr. 8 and 9. Friday’s hours are 5 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. and Saturday’s hours are 9 a.m. to 8:30 p.m. Abba’s Coffee House is lo-cated at 708 S. Holly St., in Monterey. For more information about Abba’s Coffee House call 931-487-4631.

Wilson Kindergarten Registration Get your little Warriors ready for Kindergarten! Kindergarten registration is slated for Apr. 18. Call 931-445-3335 to make an appointment to register your child starting Kindergarten in the 2016-17 academic school year.

Plateau Chapter Hiking GroupThe Plateau Chapter Hiking Group has planned a hike to the Officer House (Civil War House) in Rock Springs and to the Mill and then to lunch in Sparta on May 6. Contact Bill Eldridge at 456-4459 for more information about the group, this and other hiking excursions.

TWRA Fishing Regulations The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency (TWRA) is welcoming comments for its 2017 fishing regulations. This is an opportunity for the public to share ideas and concerns about fishing regulations with TWRA staff.

Public comments will be considered by fisheries managers and may be presented as proposals for regulation changes. Comments may be submit-ted by mail to: Fish Comments, TWRA, Fisher-ies Management Division, P.O. 40747, Nashville, TN 37204 or emailed to FishingReg.Comments@tn.gov. Please include “Fish Comments” on the subject line of emailed submissions.

The fishing regulations are usually set each year during the October meeting by the Tennessee Fish and Wildlife Commission.

The comment period concerning fishing regula-tions will be open until April 30, 2016.

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SubmittedThe Board of Mayor and Aldermen of Monterey held its regular session meeting for the month of March at the Monterey Municipal Building on Mar. 7. Aldermen Dale Welch, Johnny Looper, Rebecca Iaquinta, Cla-rice Weist, Mark Farley, Amy Clark, and Nathan Walker were in atten-dance and present a quo-rum. Following the in-vocation and the pledge, the Town of Monterey board members com-menced the meeting by first approving the Feb. 1 and Feb. 22 meeting notes. The board then proceeded to discuss and conduct the town’s busi-ness. CONSIDERATION OF BILLS: Rebecca Iaquin-ta questioned the bills from Potter’s Ace Hard-ware and she made the point that they should not be purchasing from Potter’s Ace Hardware because they don’t con-tribute to any of our projects in Town, Mon-terey Hardware is inside city limits, pay city tax-es, and the board needed to make purchases from them instead. Mayor Wiggins stated that it appears it’s across the board and the city em-ployees do understand that the board empha-sizes making purchases from Monterey Hard-ware. Rebecca Iaquinta reiterated her point say-ing, “So we need to go back and re-emphasize that this needs to go through Monterey Hard-ware first and that the only time that we are go-ing to purchase outside

the city limits is if we have no other recourse.” Ella Dishman asked, “So, do not give them a purchase order to Pot-ter’s Hardware?” Rebec-ca Iaquinta stated, “Yes, unless it is something that we can’t get from Monterey Hardware.” Rebecca Iaquinta made a motion and was sec-onded by Clarice Weist to pay the bills as listed. After a roll call vote, all present voted yes. Mo-tion carried. CONSIDER LAWN MOWER BIDS FOR WATER AND SEWER PLANT: Mayor Wig-gins asked Duane Jarrett if there was any particu-lar preference on the bids to which Jarrett stated a preference for the bid from Dickson County Equipment Co, Inc. for $4,428.17. Rebecca Ia-quinta asked if the Town had used them in the past and Mayor Wig-gins responded that the only one he was familiar with is Gentry’s Power Equipment because they do a lot of business with them. Mark Farley stated that Upper Cumberland Rental is where they got their Bobcat from before. Johnny Looper asked how many man hours does the Town spend mowing during the month? Duane Jar-rett anywhere from six to 12 hours per week. Johnny Looper calculat-ed that the Town spends about 54 to 56 hours per month. Duane Jarrett af-firmed the estimate and Johnny Looper stated that he asked Bobby Carl the same question and he said approximately the

same 112 hours a month. Clarice Weist inquired about how long they’ve been using the equip-ment and Duane Jarrett stated that the one we are using at the water and sewer plant’s and is a 1995 Scag. Johnny Looper asked how it costs to maintain the mowers and Duane Jar-rett said he fixes the Scag in house. Johnny Looper asked if the Town was responsible for mowing the interstate exits and Jarrett answered that it was Bobby. He stated, “We mow the lift sta-tions, water plant and sewer plant and the old sewer plant.” Duane Jarrett stated he didn’t know anything about mowing the interstate. Johnny Looper stated, “My point is what it would cost us to send this out to a private indi-vidual to do the mowing compared to what it costs us to pay for the employ-ee’s to mow it, the repair and gasoline, taking it to other places since we don’t have a local place to fix it anymore? We have four commercial mowers here in Mon-terey and that doesn’t include my son, just in case someone asks. Why don’t we get an estimate from them by what it costs to mow it?” Cla-rice Weist asked about how many places to be mowed. Duane Jarrett stated, “Both of the sew-er plants, the water plant down to the lake, the new lake out there around that pump station, and all the pump stations.” Mayor Wiggins asked, “Other than city instal-

lations, do you want to include the city street right-of-ways?” Clarice Weist stated, “Yes.” Af-ter further discussion, Rebecca Iaquinta made a motion and was sec-onded by Clarice Weist to advertise for bids for commercial bidders for all city owned properties and city street right-of-ways. There were five “yes” votes and two “no” votes. Those vot-ing yes were: Welch, Looper, Iaquinta, Weist, and Clark. Those vot-ing no were: Farley and Walker. Motion carried.DISCUSSION CON-CERNING HOUSE-KEEPING BIDS: May-or Wiggins stated, “We have a little problem here. Sandy Phipps who was awarded the bid was with the understanding that the $400 was going to be weekly rather than monthly. So, she has kindly pulled back. Do you want to go down on the old bid to the second person or rebid?” Mark Farley made a motion and was seconded by Amy Clark to rebid the

housekeeping. All pres-ent voted yes. Motion carried.DISCUSSION ON NURSING HOME LEASE: Mayor Wig-gins stated, “I have good news. This issue has been resolved. I did a courtesy call to Jeff Amonnet, who is the ad-ministrator of the nurs-ing home here, and he begged of me from this day forward we send to the headquarters that we copy him. What he has done is intervened on our behalf and got those people on the ball over the weekend and the check is in the mail.” MAYOR WIGGINS TO SWEAR IN RESERVE OFFICERS: Mayor Wiggins swore in Mat-thew Henderson as a re-serve police officer.COMMITTEE RE-PORTS: Rebecca Ia-quinta stated, “We have interviewed and found four applicants for the position for codes officer. The committee met and had a unanimous vote on a person and we have come up with a contract.

You have the application in front of you. We have not yet made the offer because we want the ap-proval of the board. This is what I think we should do and pretty much what the committee discussed. We think we should start it out as a part-time posi-tion of two to two and a half days a week. As our Town grows and we start building new buildings, the codes officer [hours] would increase, as would pay. The first thing we would do is put him with the planning commis-sion so that the planning commission would be working closely with the codes officer and he gets a good feel for what they want from him or her. I have also given you a copy of the contract and we will just need to fill in the blanks once we have negotiated those terms.” After some discussion, Rebecca Iaquinta made a motion and was sec-onded by Clarice Weist

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PhotossubmittedMonterey H&R Block office is celebrating yet another local winner of “1000 WIN $1000 DAILY” Sweepstakes promotion. Franchisee and Tax Pro, Roger Tompkins, presents the final winner, Tammy Phillips, with her prize check. Altogether, Monterey H&R Block had four winners drawn from cli-ents who filed their taxes before Feb. 15 winning from the local office. Tompkins, by all accounts, is thrilled to have had so many of his clients to be named winners and is even more happy to have had the opportunity to present them with their award earnings.

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Community comes together to replant Whittaker Park

PhotosbyLynnParkerThe MHS Football Team, members of Girls Scout Troop 1611 and several more individuals active in the community came together to work in concert to plant 22 trees in Whittaker Park on Mar. 20 marking one year since the Ice Storm of 2015 and getting Whittaker Park one step closer to being a safe and beautiful place for the community.

Monterey Garden Club fundraises for scholarships

By Rebekah K. Bohannon BeelerEditor

The Monterey Garden Club held its annual auc-tion on Mar. 15 at Bethel Inn and Suites Confer-ence Room as one of the club’s yearly fundraisers to provide scholarships for local graduating stu-dents. Sam Tays of Tays Realty and Auction was more than happy to help out as auctioneer.

Janice Boswell said, “Sam Tays always helps us and [Nathan Walker] Bethel Inn gives us a place to have meet-ings. Our monies go for scholarships for home-town students.”The Monterey Garden Club will be holding an-other fundraiser for its scholarship fund with the club’s annual plant sale starting at 8 a.m. on May 7 at the Farmer’s Market in conjunction

with the Spring on the Mountain festivities. Be sure to come out and visit with the lovely la-dies of the Monterey Garden Club, stock up on your favorite herbs, vegetable, annual, and perennial plants and put a spring in your step by supporting the club’s efforts to provide Mon-terey High School grad-uating seniors with col-lege scholarships.

PhotosubmittedSold! Sam Tays helps out the Monterey Gar-den Club by emceeing the auction in pro Tays Auction style to help the club with the event to raise more money for its scholarship fund to be awarded to local Monterey High School students.

By Rebekah K. Bohannon BeelerEditor

A year after the Ice Storm of 2015, com-munity members of all ages and civic groups came together in Whit-taker Park on Mar. 17 to help with the replant-ing of the trees that were cut down. The MHS Football Team, Girl Scouts, and sever-al other individual avid members of the com-munity volunteered and worked diligently carefully planting 22 trees in the park. It was a beautiful after-non when many self-less hands made light work. The trees were placed and planted just in time for the “Appre-ciation Day” gathering on Mar. 20 to honor all those who helped, vol-unteered, organized, and cleaned-up during and after the Ice Storm. And with the Civi-

tan Club organizing to raise funds for new playground equipment, Whittaker Park is that much closer to becom-ing a beautiful place to play, walk, enjoy, and add to Monterey’s memories. Donation for new play-ground equipment can be made at any Bank in Monterey or the Mon-terey Depot Museum.

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NASHVILLE --- The Seventh Annual Ten-nessee Outdoors Youth Summit (TOYS), will be June 12-17, 2016 for high school students from across Tennes-see. The students will be introduced to many outdoor activities at the event to be held at the Montgomery County Shooting Complex near Clarksville.The Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency and the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Foundation are partnering to host this year’s event. Among the different outdoor ac-tivities that the students will have an opportunity to become introduced to will include boat-ing, hunting, trapping, archery, photography, marksmanship, plant identification, forestry, camping, water qual-ity, trap shooting, skeet shooting, wildlife iden-tification, and several classes with wildlife and fish biology as the topic. The summit is designed to deepen the students’ appreciation for out-door-related activities.Students will participate in hands-on classes that teach the importance of the natural resources and their management. In-structors will be wildlife and fisheries biologists, wildlife officers, college professors, professional shooting coaches and

experts from specific fields of interest. Stu-dents can plan on each class they sign up for to be two to four hours in length and will include hands-on application in that subject. Once students are ac-cepted to the program, they will be able to at-tend at least 10 classes during the week. During this week, the students will have the opportu-nity to gain certifica-tion in many different programs. TOYS will provide the youth op-portunities to learn more in depth about hunting, fishing, and shooting. Students, who are inter-ested in a career in the natural resources field, will also enjoy the ex-periences that normally are not learned until they are members of the work force.The cost to attend TOYS is $300 for the week-long experience. Schol-arships are available and based on financial need.Students interested in at-tending should log on to www.tnwildlife.org and submit an application by May 2, 2016. Applicants will be required to pay a deposit of $150 to the TWRF. Students wish-ing to receive a scholar-ship only need to submit an application form in-dicating that they want a scholarship.Enrollment is limited to 120 students and if an application is not ac-

cepted, refunds will be returned in full. If an application is chosen, the successful applicant will be sent a password and web address to the location of the sched-uling packet. Students will select their classes of interest and pay the balance of the cost of the program. Students will be housed in a hotel in Clarksville and bused each day to the complex. All meals are covered in the fee. Students will be as-signed a roommate with two students to a room. If applicants have some-one they know they would prefer as a room-mate, it should be indi-cated on the application. Applications can be downloaded from www.tnwildlife.org or www.twrf.net.Parents or guardians will be required to bring stu-dents into town on Sun-day night and pick them up either Friday night at the awards ceremony or the following morning. Rooms will be avail-able, for a fee, if parents wish to attend the ban-quet Friday evening and stay the night. Students will be required to be picked up by 10 a.m. on (Saturday) June 18.For questions or addi-tional information, con-tact Lacey Lane at (731) 415-0641 or email, LLane@twrf.net.

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Kristen AndersonKristen,I am so proud of the young lady you have become. You are one of the true joy’s of my life! We stand in awe as you graduate. Always remember to always put God first in anything you do in your life! Congratulations, Charlie Brown!!Love, mom & Robert Very proud of the kind hearted young lady you have become! Congratula-tions, babe!Love, Granny & Pa We are very proud of you!Love, Nanny & Pa Congratulations to my baby girl!! Your uncle Jermaine and I love you very much!Love, Aunt Jen & Uncle Jermaine

(StatePoint) Prom is a time-honored tradition and a rite of passage for teens. Origi-nally inspired by gradu-ation celebrations and debutante balls, prom today is now an extrava-gant, defining moment in a teenager’s life, and bears little resemblance to the promenades of the past -- especially when it comes to cost.Going to the prom can put a fairly large dent in one’s wallet. In fact, the average family with a teenager spends nearly a thousand dollars on the dance, according to a re-cent prom spending sur-vey by Visa. Take a look at the budget breakdown below.“The Promposal”Just as significant as the dance itself, the new “promposal” trend is an

elaborate -- and often public -- way that teens ask someone to prom. Teens are spending about one third of their overall prom costs on it, totaling around $324, according to the Visa survey.What are some popu-lar promposal tactics? Spelling “prom” with pepperonis on pizza, air-plane banner flyovers, giant duct tape posters and the jumbotron at a sporting event are just a few ways teens are “pop-ping the question.”Fashion FirstWhen proms first be-came common, teens were encouraged to wear their “Sunday best” -- implying that they wear a nice dress or suit that they already owned. Not so anymore. For girls, going to prom is all about the dress,

and finding the perfect one at the right price is no easy task. In 2012, girls surveyed by Seven-teen magazine said they planned to spend $231 on average for a dress, $45 on shoes, $23 on a handbag, $32 on jewelry and $118 on hair, nails and makeup combined.While guys typically spend less on prom clothing and accesso-ries, they’re still shelling out heavy cash to arrive in style. Guys spent on average $127 for a tux-edo, $20 on a corsage for their dates, and $100 on other accessories, ac-cording to research from USA Today.Cut Costs, Save for Col-legeThe steep cost of prom night is leading teens to look at alternatives to traditional prom practic-

es. One way high school-ers are saving is by ditching typical outfits and making their own. One creative example is Duck Tape prom wear. The Duck brand Stuck at Prom Scholarship Con-test annually offers more than $50,000 in scholar-ship dollars to creative prom-goers who craft DIY prom fashions.Over the last 15 years, the contest has attracted more than 7,000 entrants seeking the top prize of $10,000 each in college scholarships. So, in ad-dition to recouping your prom investment --- the scholarship can help off-set the skyrocketing cost of college, which has increased by 40 percent in the last decade! For more information about the contest, visit www.stuckatprom.com.Carpooling with a big group, asking a family

member to take pictures with a nice camera and creating DIY flowers (i.e. Duck Tape roses) are all ways to add a per-sonal touch to prom, and they cost significantly less than the usual limos,

professional photogra-phers and flowers.Setting a budget and looking for opportuni-ties to save money can ensure prom is an amaz-ing night that doesn’t break the bank.

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MHS Baseball 7-1By Rebekah K. Bohannon BeelerEditor

The Monterey Wild-cat Baseball Team was on an exciting seven-game winning streak with posts and rallies from parents and team members on Facebook to come out and see the Wildcats scratch out the competition. But as of Mar. 30, against Oakdale, the Monterey Wildcat Baseball Team is now 7-1. Despite winning seven out of eight games, Coach John Looper said, “I still don’t think we’re playing as good, up to our potential- yet.”Yet- as in, Coach Looper knows what these young men are capable of and seeks to bring out their best as the season plays out. “Things are better than what we’ve shown, even though we’ve won seven out of eight [games]. We’re still not playing as good as we could, yet.”This year, the team is made up of a nice mix of classmen, several of whom have been on the team for four years so the experience level is far better with which to work. Coach Looper has seen a lot of strength in the team and said, “So, far our biggest strength is in our defense and our pitching. That’s defi-nitely what’s gotten us where we are. We have really good pitching and play really good de-fense, too. [We’re] not

hitting real well, we did just good enough.”The team boasts six strong pitchers giving the team depth and fresh arms whenever needed. And being able to give in-game experience to this many pitchers is a luxury that speaks for itself. When asked if the pitchers’ abilities were comparable to one an-other, Coach Looper ex-

plained, “So far, we’re really happy. We’ve had a couple that had a bad day here and there. But, somebody else comes in and picks up the slack each time. It’s definitely our strength and it’s re-ally good because if we put somebody out there and they’re not having a good day, well we’ve got somebody else we could do a little switching and they come right in and pick up the slack.”Having this many talent-ed pitchers on one team is definitely a blessing and is a most coveted advantage. But, with the Wildcats, instead of this becoming a hyper-com-petitive situation be-tween teammates to get to pitch, Coach Looper said, “No, I think our teams is all about, some of them being here for a couple of years, I think

our bunch, they just want a chance to win. I don’t think they care who does what as long as they get that chance.”Looper commented that his team members work very well together and, as far as working out any weaknesses, he said, “We’re just going to keep on practicing, keep trying to get there every day. That’s sort of our team motto is, ‘We’re going to be bet-ter today than we were yesterday.’”Looper is con-fident in their standing in the league play and said, “We’ve got a good chance to be at the top of our league. We play eight league games [in the sea-son] and we’ve won the first four. So, I think we’ve got a good chance. We’ve still got some tough games, but we’re going to have a chance.”Wildcats Baseball Team has already won enough games to qualify for the district tournament. The community is full of purple pride for its MHS Wildcat Baseball Team. You represent the town well and make everyone even happier to be living in the Pur-ple Nation.

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By Rita M. Reali

Spring is on its way marked by the Cum-berland County Master Gardeners Association (CCMGA) Flower & Garden Show Apr. 22-24 at the Cumberland County Fairgrounds. It’s the plateau’s best-attended annual flower and garden extravagan-za and there’s always a wide variety of vendors on hand to delight and excite attendees. At the CCMGA Flower & Garden Show, you can expect a wealth of vendors showcasing gar-dening tools and acces-sories, but there’s also a fascinating array of lo-cal and regional speak-ers. This year’s slate of presenters boasts topics ranging from weather-predicting lore to the dangers of bears and boars encroaching on suburban areas.A 25-year UT Extension veteran, Debbie Joines has a background in plant and soil science and nat-ural resources systems management. She works at the Soil, Plant & Pest Center in Nashville, as-sisting farmers and home gardeners alike with soil testing, forage analysis, plant-tissue analysis, in-sect identification and plant-disease diagnos-tics. She will discuss Plant Fertility in Straw Bale Gardening on im-proving growth and boosting yields in this fun, fascinating raised-bed gardening method.Douglas Airhart teaches horticultural production and management cours-es at Tennessee Tech University’s School of Agriculture in Cookev-ille. A certified arborist and municipal specialist with the ISA, he devel-oped the Coorts Memo-rial Arboretum at TTU. A founding member of the Cookeville Tree Board Airhart is active with the

Tennessee Urban Forest-ry Council, coordinated the state arboretum-cer-tification program and authored numerous ar-ticles on consumer hor-ticulture and tree-care technologies. He will speak on “The Three Ps of Trees: Picking, Plant-ing & Pruning.”Melinda Lane Hedge-coth hails from a long line of natural weather predictors as taught to her by her mother, who was taught by her farm-ing father who learned it from his forefathers. These skills are the same upon which much of pioneer America relied. Hedgecoth’s talk is en-titled, “Family Stories & the Weather-predicting Traditions of My Moth-er, Mrs. Helen Lane, and Our Pioneer Forefa-thers.”William Morgan holds a Ph.D in anatomy and physiology from Indiana University in Blooming-ton. He spent 40 years as a neuroscientist and teacher at the University of Texas Health Science Center in San Antonio and is currently profes-sor emeritus. Morgan and his wife, Joy, were members of the Cum-berland County Master Gardeners Class of 2012 and were instrumental in developing the native-plants plot at the Pla-teau Discovery Gardens. President of the Obed Watershed Community Association, Morgan serves on the Crossville City Tree Board and has authored two books.He’ll be discussing Na-tive Plants.Nationally certified by the American Herbal-ists Guild as a medical herbalist, Lisa Bedner will conduct a program on herb growing for se-niors, with a focus on herbs with multiple uses, easy-to-grow herbs and gardening with limited strength or agility. She

is a published author, retired registered nurse and a Medicine Woman of the Teehahnahmah Nation. Bedner has a clinical herbal-medi-cine practice and owns Pipissewa Herbs. She is also a guest lecturer to Western Kentucky Uni-versity, Tennessee Tech and Western Cherokee Nation.Tom Samples, Turfgrass Management Professor and Extension Specialist in the Plant Sciences De-partment of the Univer-sity of Tennessee, Knox-ville, will be speaking on Turfgrass. Samples earned his doctorate in turfgrass science from Oklahoma State Uni-versity in 1985. His primary field of interest is the management of turfgrasses exposed to environmental stresses. Active in development of educational programs to advance the turfgrass industry and improve the quality of turfs in the Southeast U.S., he has published extensively about the selection, es-tablishment, mainte-nance, and renovation of turfgrasses. Casey Mullen, a 16-year veteran of the Tennes-see Wildlife Resources Agency, serves as a wildlife manager. He oversees big game, wa-terfowl and wild hogs, along with a law-en-forcement component. Mullen will be discuss-ing wild boars.Mime Barnes consid-ers her work with the Tennessee Wildlife Re-sources Agency a dream job. Barnes has worked as a wildlife public ser-vant for 22 years. Barnes has a master’s degree in Ecological Teaching and Learning. Her primary passion has always been wildlife as made evident by the subject matter of her presentation on bears; one particularly beautiful, yet dangerous,

facet of Tennessee wild-life.Avid gardener and lo-cal expert Carol Burdett will deliver the “straight scoop” on which peren-nials are plateau-friendly which to avoid. Burdett has 42 years of practi-cal experience grow-ing on the Cumberland Plateau, maintaining 40 garden beds on her 10 beautifully landscaped acres. A Master Garden-er since the University of Tennessee began the local program in 1998, Carol has taught numer-ous classes on various aspects of horticultural science.Noted local floral de-

sign artisan, Barbara Braden, will present a demonstration of practi-cal and decorative floral arrangement on Sunday afternoon. Braden will provide attendees an overview of basic floral design structure and a demonstration of various styles and techniques to yield breathtaking ar-rangements with both fresh and dried compo-nents.Sponsored by the Cum-berland County Master Gardeners Associa-tion, the Flower & Gar-den Show runs Friday through Sunday, April 22-24. Admission is $3 for all three days (Mas-

ter Gardeners wearing their name tags admitted free). The show runs Fri-day from 11 a.m. to 6 p.m.; Saturday from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. and Sunday from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m.Organizers are also seeking additional vendors to pro-vide information, wildflower and

gardening themed prod-ucts, plants, and arts and crafts related to general gardening, native-plant gardening, herbs, and gardening to attract birds and butterflies. Both in-door and outdoor spaces are available. Sign up now for optimal booth locations.Show proceeds support paid internships for col-lege students who are studying horticulture across the state of Ten-nessee.Visit ccmga.org or call (931) 787-4558 for in-formation or to register as a vendor for the CC-MGA Flower & Garden Show.

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NASHVILLE– With spring drawing near, Tennesseans are taking advantage of the mild weather to work around the home or farm. The Tennessee Department of Agricul-ture Division of Forestry wants to remind citizens that if they plan to burn outdoors, a burn permit is required.“With two of the past three years experiencing record low fire numbers, we hope to see a con-tinuation of that trend,” State Forester Jere Jeter said. “But we need our citizens’ help. Burn-ing leaves and brush that have accumulated around the yard or using fire to clear an old field is an efficient way to get rid of vegetation. How-ever, it is very important that citizens practice safe outdoor burning. Requiring a burn per-mit is our way of mak-ing the public aware of those recommendations and helping them know when, where, and how to safely burn.”

The free burn permits are required by law un-til May 15, unless oth-erwise covered by local ordinances. Residents should check with their city and county gov-ernment for any local requirements or restric-tions.Permits can be obtained online for burning of leaf and brush piles measuring less than 8 feet by 8 feet in area. The online system also provides permit access during weekend and evening hours. Access the system by visit-ing Burn Safe TN. The website is a good source of information for safe debris burning practices and fire prevention tips, including how to protect your home in the event of a wildfire.The permits can also be obtained by calling your local Division of Forestry office between the hours of 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday thru Friday. Permits are typi-cally valid for 24 hours and can be issued for

weekend burning. Phone numbers for each office can be found in the state government section of your local phone book, or by visiting Burn Safe TN.More than 387,000 per-mits were issued last year for outdoor burn-ing of brush and leaves, untreated wood waste, and burning to clear land. The volume of requests on any given day can be high, so the Division asks residents to exercise patience if they experience delay in reaching a permit writer. The online system is most effective obtaining a permit for a small de-bris burn.Once a burn permit is obtained, debris burners should practice common sense.* Establish a control line around the fire, down to bare soil before con-ducting the burn.* Notify neighbors and

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SubmittedThe Upper Cumberland Development District is a designated agency to administer grant funding through the Tennessee Arts Commission’s Arts Build Communities pro-gram. Funded through the Specialty License Plate Program, the Arts Build Communities (ABC) grant program is designed to provide support for arts projects that broaden access to arts experiences, ad-dress community qual-ity of life issues through the arts, or enhance the sustainability of asset-based cultural enterpris-es. The ABC program encourages applications from non-profit organi-zations and government

entities engaged in arts programming. To learn more about the ABC program’s purpose and eligibility requirements, please refer to the guide-lines located at: http://tnartscommission.org/grants/arts-build-com-munities-grant-2/abc-grant-guidelines-2/ The Upper Cumberland Development District (UCDD) serves the fol-lowing fourteen coun-ties: Cannon, Clay, Cumberland, DeKalb, Fentress, Jackson, Ma-con, Overton, Pickett, Putnam, Smith, Van Bu-ren, Warren and White. Both the applicant or-ganizations and the pro-posed projects must be within this service area. Successful grant awards

will range from $500 to $2,500 and will require at minimum a “one to one dollar match,” meaning the applicant must cover at least half the cost of a project through other income sources. The UCDD will host a workshop for grant ap-plicants at 9:30 a.m. on April 27, 2016. The workshop will be held in the large conference room at the UCDD, located at 1225 South Willow Avenue in Cookeville. The dead-line for applications is Wednesday, July 1, 2016 at 4:30 p.m. CST. The application is completed entirely online and is accessible here: http://tacarts.egrant.net/login.

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It is finally spring and everything is new. Tele-vision is no exception. Midseason shows are popping up on every channel. NBC in par-ticular, is hoping for its next hit sitcom with Crowded, starring Pat-rick Warburton of Sein-feld and Rules of En-gagement fame. Given the right material, War-

burton is always a good addition to any cast and, personally, I find him so hilarious I do not think he should ever be off of television.Rules of Engagement was never given the credit it deserved when it was on CBS. It was off the schedule for months at a time; and when it was on, it switched nights and times frequently. Despite that, the show managed to last seven seasons. Being a fan of Rules, I was looking forward to a new comedy featur-ing Patrick Warburton. Unfortunately, Crowded just does not deliver. Crowded’s premise is good and will probably be part of the draw for

some viewers. In the show, Warburton’s char-acter, Mike, and his wife Martina, played by Car-rie Preston, find them-selves home alone once their daughters move off to college and Mike’s parents decide to move to Florida. No sooner than Mike and Martina become used to the idea of having more alone time, everyone changes their plans. Their daugh-ters decide to move back home and Mike’s par-ents, believing their help is needed, cancel their plans to move.Airing on Sunday nights, Crowded is packaged as a family sitcom, but

certain content involv-ing drugs and sex may not appeal to the aver-age family. Ultimately, I think this will hinder the show’s ability to find an audience, which will be detrimental to its ratings. The show is not with-out its share of laughs, though. There are mo-ments that are actually really funny. However, I attribute a lot of that with Warburton’s come-dic timing and ability to deliver a line because the writing is somewhat mediocre. The show’s biggest problem may be the lack of chemistry between members of the cast.

Those pieces of the puz-zle never quite fit and it is difficult to pinpoint how that could be fixed without recasting or dropping certain mem-bers of the cast. Since

I do not really see either one of those things hap-pening, I can only sur-mise that Crowded will have a short life span. I assume NBC’s confi-dence about the show’s success is lacking, too, especially considering that they are already bringing in A-list guest stars like David Spade and Betty White four episodes into the sea-son. This will likely give Crowded a temporary boost in the ratings, but will not do much for its longevity. That is a shame because Crowded had real potential. It just feels unfinished, like

they should have pol-ished it up a bit more be-fore airing it.If Crowded is cancelled, it would mark another loss for executive pro-ducer Sean Hayes, whose shows The Mill-ers and Hot in Cleveland were cancelled in 2014 and 2015, respectively. Meanwhile, Crowded, which premiered on NBC March 15th, con-tinues to air on Sunday nights at 9:30/8:30c.

PaulaTudorisafree-lance writer, and adistinguishedblogger/online correspondent,with more than twothousand followersontwitter.Thebulkofherworkcanbefoundat http://www.pau-las-soapbox.blogspot.com.

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By Rebekah K. Bohannon BeelerEditor

The Southern Premier of Sparkley Clean Funeral Singers opened Apr. 1 at the Cumberland County Playhouse (CCP). Hav-ing it played on CCP’s Adventure Stage made the production even more personal, where players include audience members as part of the attendees of the funeral scenes. By all accounts, the production was ex-tremely well done. Ev-erything was real. The songs were real; really funny, really moving, really catchy, and re-ally profound. The act-ing was genuine; genu-inely soulful, genuinely clever, with genuinely falling tears on the ac-tors’ faces. Written by Lori Fischer and Don Chaffer and starring Lori Fischer and Wesley Webster, Sparkley Clean Funeral Singers is gem of a musical should not be missed.Fischer and Chaffer achieved the almost un-attainable balance of hu-mor and off-the-wall an-tics with the grip of truth about pressing real-life issues. Offering come-dic relief whenever you least expect it, Fischer and Chaffer still get the point across while the writing of the script and songs move in waves of touchable reality over the audience. Just like in life, while watching CCP’s Sparkley, some-times all you can do is cry. But, the rest of the time you have to roll into a hearty laughter. By the finale, you’ll have tears in your eyes, but you won’t be able to tell if it’s because your heart was touched or if you laughed too hard. So as not to ruin the plot in hopes that you’ll take my word for it and go see it, I’ll keep the summary of the storyline brief and to the point. The Lash-

ley Sisters are a coun-try music duo who fall on hard times. To make ends meet they fall from Opry grace and begin singing at funerals at the request of the local pas-tor. As the plot thickens, the audience learns more about why the careless lead singer of the sister duo, Lashley, is the way she is. She was born to be star but is inflicted with the worst kind of extravagance as taking life for granted. Not to say she isn’t thoroughly entertaining, but be-tween her dark sense of humor and sarcasm, she continuously makes de-cisions that are directly correlated with self-de-struction and affect the whole family, including her sister, Juni. Juni is the ray of sunshine who is always stuck playing second fiddle to the star of the family, but takes it in stride while she cares for their father with Alzheimer’s who experiences a few lucid moments throughout the production when he can realizes and recognizes and comes back to his girls. Juni also tends the

dry cleaning busi-ness, tries to keep Lashley sober, and

writes the hilarious, lit-eral and over-the-top honest funeral songs. Family history gurgles up, as we all know it does, and the sisters have to decide who they are going to be. Lash-ley, played by Wesley Webster, is one of those you hate to love but just can’t help yourself. Juni, played by Lori Fischer, is a sincerely adorable hoot-and-a-half. You’ve never seen Wes-ley Webster like this. She was amazing and in rare form. Lori Fischer outdid herself with not just the writing, but with her performance. Bill Frey, who plays Lashley and Juni’s father, tugs at your heartstrings, espe-cially when he sings the little “Sweet Macaroon” ditty. Britt Hancock handles being a terrible preacher all too well with a little grace and some finely-tuned awk-wardness just perfect for the stage.The shiney revelations that come with the Sparkley Clean Funeral Singers may be different for everybody, but some things are universal: You

don’t have to be just a backup singer, love isn’t everything, it’s the only thing, even cornbread needs to be chewed, and there’s no need for food drives in heaven. Sparkley Clean Fu-neral Singers is rated PG and will be play-ing at The Playhouse’s Adventure Theater through May 28. For more information about Sparkley and other shows, concerts and events, contact the Box Office at 484-5000.

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to begin negotiations with parameters starting at $14 to $18 per hour with a review in 90 days (2 ½ days per week) and get 30% of the building permit fees and 100% of the plan fees. He will furnish his own vehicle and his own phone and own insurance. All pres-ent voted yes. Motion carried.OTHER BUSINESS: There was none.NEW BUSINESS: Re-becca Iaquinta asked Duane Jarrett to discuss the engineer’s update. Duane Jarrett stated, “Basically, this is just an update on where we are at with the gravity sewer cleaning and televising, Pruitt pump station and force main and 2016 CDBG water treatment plant upgrades from Na-thaniel Green.” Rebecca Iaquinta asked there had been checks for leaks over on W. Crawford

Ave. close to the post of-fice because there is a lot of water that pools there. Jarrett commented that there was a lot of ground water in that area. Mayor Wiggins mentioned that there is an underground stream in the whole sec-tion of the fourth ward. Rebecca Iaquinta also brought up that that the school elevators failed. Sonja Farley stated that the inspection is not un-til March 16. PUBLIC COMMENT: Louise Vail stated, “We are from the Garden Club and we have come to give you money. Orig-inally the grant was for 40,000 daffodils; 10,000 at each exit and Mon-terey was supposed to do a 20% match and then the garden club was sup-posed to match it up to $2,500. Can you give us any figures on that?” Ju-lie Bohannon stated that the good news was that the daffodils had been planted. Louise Vail in-quired how much the contract was to which

Julie Bohannon said, “I will have to get all that to you. I have all that in my office.” Louise Vail stated that the Garden Club didn’t know what to pay exactly because it was supposed to be “up to” $2.500 to which Bo-hannon said she would provide her with the in-formation the following day. Julie Bohannon stated, “The Garden Club is having their annual plant sale on Spring on the Mountain, May 7. We will have an excursion train, but you will not be able to ride the train from Monterey. They have of-fered us 20 tickets to ride from Nashville to Monterey and then back to Nashville and they are selling for $68. And you have the flyers for the Pop-Up Dinner and the Cruise-In. Julie Bohannon said, “We did get our grant for the Farmer’s Mar-ket. They were look-ing for something that would attract visitors.

So, we have ordered a sign and it is carrying on the theme of barrels. The Civitan Club is raising money for playground equipment [at Whittaker Park]. The last thing I have to tell you is, Dale Welch has won an award of excellence as a volun-teer at the Depot through the Tennessee Associa-tion of Museums.”Mayor Wiggins stated, “The lease agreement we approved last meet-ing with Danny Patel; Danny has to go back to the county commis-sion.”Mayor Wiggins stated that the Hemlocks (also known as Summerville Heights) had sold to a couple from Connecti-cut. “I talked with Lau-ren Shebakov and she is going to be meeting with the planning com-mission this month to talk about water service and maybe some rezon-ing issues and just a gen-eral description of what they are going to do out there.”

Mayor Wiggins reiter-ated “As Julie men-tioned, the Civitan Club is spearheading a move to raise money to buy some additional play-ground equipment. The first fund raiser did not go well. Bee Rock is becoming a natural area recognized by the State of Tennessee is moving right along. The flooding at Whittaker Park and the railroad and where ever else we have flooding, we are getting serious about a hazard mitiga-tion grant through Put-nam County Emergency Management Agency. The Highway 62 prop-erty, the lake out there, we are now fishing for grants we can afford to develop that into a first class recreation area. The Stratton Avenue de-velopment over in front of Volunteer Electric is moving right along. There are two places in particular that we need to address. One is the intersection of Railroad and Elm, what has hap-

pened is the culvert is crushed. So, he is going to put a new culvert in there. Also, where Rail-road comes into Cross-ville, there is a culvert crushed there. The hot mix plant will be firing up in about a week and a half and we will be working on potholes. The I-40 lights, Tommy Walker said that every-thing they need is in the storage over there and they will be installing the interstate lights that are burned out every oth-er pole will have a light on it soon. At the Depot, there has been a private purchase. There is going to be another rail car put down there. It is a café car. The façade grant is back in motion. Mr. Don Fisher has signed an ex-tension agreement and he is back to work. An operation center at the fire department is under-way. Randy Porter stated that the Korner Kitchen is now for sale.”Meeting adjourned.

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STATEPOINT CROSSWORDTHEME: THE 1920S

ACROSS1. Incited6. Presidents’ Day mo.9. Pig trough stuff13. “The Stars and Stripes Forever” com-poser14. *”Happy Days Are Here Again,” ____ Reis-man and His Orchestra15. *Josephine Baker’s turf16. Blood fluid17. Will Ferrell’s Christ-mas character18. Conical dwelling19. *First Winter Olym-pics country21. *Female pioneer23. Uh-huh24. Classic sci-fi video game25. Boxer’s punch28. Hoodwink30. Noble gas34. Exclamation of sor-row36. Lord’s servant38. Muslim ruler honor-ific40. Central Time ____41. North Pole work-force43. Dwarf buffalo44. Some sorority girls46. South American monkey

47. Like gum after no-vocaine shot48. Poisonous plant50. Fill beyond full52. Epitome of easiness53. Satellite TV pro-vider55. Final, abbr.57. *Black day61. *Lindbergh’s ____ of St. Louis64. “Round up the ____ suspects!”65. Major network67. Healer69. Capital of Switzer-land70. India’s smallest state71. In an unfriendly manner72. Greek god of love73. It often goes with “flow”74. Magnetic field strength unit

DOWN1. Sixth sense2. Subject of “A Good Walk Spoiled”3. ____ gum, food addi-tive4. Literary composition5. *F. Scott Fitzgerald’s “The Beautiful and the ____”6. What refugees do7. Snakelike fish8. Very successful9. Take one of these at

a time10. Nordic native11. Curved molding12. Jurist15. Pollen producer20. Malaria to Bill Gates, e.g.22. Salmon on a bagel24. Ascetic Muslim monk25. *____ Age26. Healing plants27. Swahili or Zulu29. Fox’ coat31. Indian restaurant staple32. Come clean33. One of the Judds35. Clothes line37. Cheese on Pelopon-nese39. *Iconic baseball player42. Abdominal exercise45. Equestrian’s seat49. Foreign intelligence service51. Provoke54. Irish playwright John Millington ____56. Cease-fire57. Toothpaste holder58. Consumer59. Eurozone money60. “Without,” in French61. Striker’s foe62. Part of eye63. Be a snitch66. *Hairstyle68. Shag rug

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local fire departments in advance as a courtesy.* Have tools on hand such as a leaf rake and garden hose or bucket of water to help control fire

that escapes.* Watch for changing weather conditions as winds can blow the fire in the wrong direction.* Always stay with your fire until it is completely out. It is illegal to leave an open fire unattended.Despite the low num-

ber of fires in 2015, es-caped debris burns were still the leading cause of wildfires in Tennes-see, accounting for 251 fires that burned more than 1,900 acres. The Division’s burn permit system has dramatically helped reduce the num-

ber of escaped burns since the program began in 1995. Burning with-out a permit is a Class C misdemeanor punish-able by up to 30 days in jail and/or a fine not to exceed $50. Wildfires caused by ar-

son were the second leading cause of wild-fires last year, but dam-aged the most acreage, burning nearly 5,600 acres. Wildland arson is a class C felony pun-ishable by three to 15 years in prison and up to

$10,000 in fines. Anyone with information about suspected arson activity should call the state Fire Marshal’s Arson Hotline toll-free at 1-800-762-3017.For tips on safe de-bris burning, visit Burn Safe TN.

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By Rebekah K.Bohannon BeelerEditor

An extra special birthday celebration was held for an extra special member of the Monterey com-munity. Bessie Judd turned 100 years beautiful on Apr. 2 and celebrated with her friends, church and family members at the Monterey First Baptist Church Life Center on Apr. 3. Live bluegrass gos-pel music provided by The Believers made Judd’s birth-day party especially festive. When asked what it feels like to be 100-years-old, Judd chuckled and said, “It doesn’t feel any different,” and then she looked around the room and contin-ued, “I didn’t think there’d be this many people but there’s a

bunch here. The cake is good. Have you eaten? Make you a

plate.”Sharp as a tack, Judd completely enter-tained her company, enjoying the cake, of course, and visit-ing with everyone and getting a lot of hugs. The Believ-ers continued to sing and play while all the attendees of Judd’s birthday party rallied around tables and ate lunch and birthday cake. For her birth-day, Judd mentioned, “No, I didn’t ask for anything. I got flowers. They’re re-ally pretty. And fried pies. I got them last night.”There was a table filled with so many bags and birthday cards for her it very well may take until her 101st to get them all opened and read. Judd was brought front and center where she faced ev-eryone while The Be-

lievers Band led all the party guests in the traditional singing of “Happy Birthday.” When given the op-portunity to speak into the microphone, Judd talked into it like she would a telephone, saying, “Hello. I’m so happy everybody came. Thanks to ev-erybody for coming and putting it togeth-er. I hope everybody enjoys it. Enjoy it if you can. Bye.” When Maxine Gilpat-rick presented Judd the Centurion Award that was sent from Governor Haslam, the birthday girl’s priceless expression said it all. The Be-lievers band member, Jerry Cooper, read the award to Judd while Gilpatrick held it for her and Judd’s jaw dropped with surprise. There’s 100 years of Monterey memories with Judd in them; 100 years of birthdays, hopes, history, changes, and surprises. And this one took the cake.

PhotosbyRebekahK.BohannonBeeler(Above) Bessie Judd, born Apr. 2, 1916, cel-ebrates her 100th birthday in style at a party held in her honor at Monterey FBC on Apr. 3. (Above left) Bessie Judd is completely surprised when Maxine Gilpatrick presents her with a Centurion Award from the Governor Haslam listening intently while Jerry Cooper read the award to her.

Judd celebrates 100th birthday in style