applied linguistics extra credit
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Im gonna git u 4 ur grammer n’ spellling
Bye; cheLSY cunningham
21 and she still “wanna” drink
Instagram comment
It does look perfect. However, “your” grammar does not.
Instagram caption
Is that how you typically spell “tipical”?
Facebook caption
Are you done forgetting apostrophes?
Facebook comment
Use a comma to prevent confusion.
Glass, plastic, and cans.
Recycling at work
Where can I find a colbolt blue necklace?
Group text message
You must also be pretty mellow about your spelling…
Would you like some humus or chesse on your pizza?
Mellow Mushroom
“One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.”
I would like to thank my Facebook Friends and my Instragram followers for their grammatical errors that I was able to capitalize on. I have already apologized to Eva Gavrish for exposing her incorrect spelling of cobolt and her only comment is, “I am so embarrassed!” I think some errors can be forgiven and forgotten, but it is very scary to think that everything you put in writing can and will be used against you!