League Champion * wins 10 free matchesMWC: Kevin Savage(493-98-33) *6 $1,011,100 … #65 or 501

TV ChampionCOT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan(120-33-10) *9 $507,700 … #57 or 502

Atlantic ChampionCOT: “Top Gun” Phil Apollo(23-18-3) *4 $113,000 … #78 or 503

Central ChampionIMT: Lightfoot(224-45-11) *7 $530,600 … #60 or 504

Dixie ChampionSOE: Omen(145-71-16) *5 $494,200 … #47 or 505

Eastern ChampionCRU: Hammer “The Gallant”(369-57-15) *3 $556,700 … #83 or 506

Mountain ChampionCOT: Battlin Jack Brosious(29-18-4) *8 $264,500 … #109 or 507

Northern ChampionCOT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy(222-151-21) *20 $942,800 … #110 or 508

Pacific ChampionMWC: Midnight Rider(485-95-37) *6 $1,006,100 … #66 or 509

Prairie ChampionSOE: Big Smitty(455-130-15) *5 $797,900 … #67 or 510

Southern ChampionSOE: Titan Terror(401-85-19) *3 $1,088,800 … #44 or 511

Western Champion * from the battle royalSOE: Jason Mann(209-66-9) *3 $563,800 … #46 or 512

Tag-team ChampionsCOT: “Top Gun” Phil Apollo and “Bottom Line” Joe Milano#78 & #95 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsCOT: Tokyo Bullet #1 and Tokyo Bullet #2#99 & #100 or 987

Six-man ChampionsCOT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep, Indian Assassin K’nie Diep, and Swashbuckling Henry Morgan#55, #56, & #57 or 789

TV Six-man ChampionsCOT: Battlin Jack Brosious, Dangerous Dennis Canoy, and Terrible Tim Peacock#109, #110, & #111 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerSOE: Titan Terror(401-85-19) *3 $1,088,800 … #44

2 FAL Rankings

1. Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery (4,120-896-186) *44 $7,284,100.................#69

2. HF: Apocalypse (900-322-34) *16 $2,095,400................................................#98

3. COT: Terrible Tim Peacock (677-146-30) *16 $1,267,100.............................#111

4. SOE: Samuel Adams (283-98-15) *2 $737,400................................................#85

5. HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord (305-131-18) *10 $1,072,300..............#80

6. IMT: Major Destroyer (147-58-10) *6 $380,900..............................................#58

7. IMT: Awesome Sean MCA (98-30-2) *3 $220,000...........................................#87

8. HF: Tombstone (210-163-24) *1 $646,900......................................................#90

9. VIRUS: Starblazer (65-35-8) *1 $138,200........................................................#79

10. SOE: Barry’s Best Friend (25-4) $33,200........................................................#105

11. HF: Decapitator (27-10) $32,800...................................................................#106

12. COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep (66-55-13) *7 $462,900.............................#55

13. COT: Tokyo Bullet #2 (3-0) *2 $11,700...........................................................#100

14. COT: Tokyo Bullet #1 (3-0) *2 $11,700.............................................................#99

15. COT: “Bottom Line” Joe Milano (10-9-3) *1 $82,800......................................#95

16. Superstar Josh Bailey (1-0) $3,000.................................................................#102

17. Thoroughbred Dwayne Lamborne (1-0) $3,000..............................................#64

18. Indeniable Hank Rice (1-0) $3,000.................................................................#104

19. Morningstar Michael Voss (1-0) $3,000........................................................#101

20. COT: Indian Assassin K’nie Diep (45-51-6) *5 $328,000..................................#56

21. IMT: Tribulation (52-65-7) *6 $342,600...........................................................#59

22. Icon Incarnate Connor Annable (0-1) $2,700................................................#103

23. NWC: “Malibu” Mike Kelly (557-181-33) *28 $1,384,800...............................#41

24. NWC: Falafel the Vegan Warrior (522-189-51) *25 $2,389,400......................#42

25. DPG: Bones (409-140-15) *6 $762,800...........................................................#88

26. DPG: Beast (368-109-23) *7 $722,200............................................................#45

27. NWC: Skilliosis (432-198-39) *27 $2,073,900.................................................#43

28. Mr. Wonder Paws (289-72-18) *3 $498,300....................................................#96

29. SOD/GTA: Dicky Thunderbird (171-33-3) *6 $411,500....................................#72

30. Africanized Killer Bee #1: Tyrone (107-18-7) *4 $311,500..............................#93

31. Africanized Killer Bee #2: Dionte (119-35-4) *4 $366,000..............................#94

32. Captain Awesome (104-35-9) *2 $216,800.....................................................#97

33. “Ghetto Sexy” Afrodiziac Jones (75-6-10) *4 $229,200...................................#92

34. PLP: Paco El Pequeno Pato (157-103-17) *7 $444,600....................................#84

35. IMT: Aggressive Denial (159-110-17) *16 $771,900........................................#77

36. IMT: Jumbo Warrior #1 (67-21-8) *8 $254,000...............................................#81

37. DPG: Bucket (85-44-5) *5 $244,700................................................................#89

38. IMT: Jumbo Warrior #2 (68-31-3) *8 $339,900...............................................#82

39. GTA: Ballz Miller (63-42-14) *8 $246,400........................................................#74

40. IMT: The Taxman Irvin Cash (135-116-18) *13 $1,027,600.............................#76

41. THM: The Russian Bear Sergei Petrov (41-22-2) *4 $114,700.........................#50

42. EDGE: The Vessel (37-27) *3 $129,000............................................................#63

43. EDGE: The Great Destroyer (26-16-1) *5 $79,700...........................................#61

44. THM: Darth Trump (24-15-4) *3 $85,300........................................................#48

45. EDGE: The Presence (23-14-3) *2 $189,700....................................................#62

46. GTA/SOB: Johnny Banger (4-4-2) *3 $22,400..................................................#75

47. GTA/SOB: Rick Hustler (2-3) *2 $13,300..........................................................#91

48. Razor Rick Russo (3-5-1) $15,200....................................................................#51

49. VIRUS: “Bleeding Heart” Bruce Mahoney (1-5) *1 $20,300............................#71

50. UKA: Dr. Death David Danger (4-9-3) *2 $23,100............................................#73

51. Ron Tilapia (3-9-2) *1 $49,200.........................................................................#52

52. Falco Lombardi (1-7) $9,400............................................................................#53

53. THM: Lord Sanders (12-21-2) *3 $102,500.....................................................#49

54. IMT: Million Dollar Mike (11-22-2) *2 $97,000...............................................#86

55. “The Flying Flamingo” Jasper Saunders (2-13-1) $28,600...............................#54

56. VIRUS: Switchblade Mahoney (0-0-1) *1 $7,900.............................................#70

57. Conquering Chris (0-0) $1,100.......................................................................#108

58. Notorious Noah (0-0) $1,000.........................................................................#107

59. VIRUS: “Empty Soul” Eric Mahoney (0-1) *1 $11,600.....................................#68

60. The Blind Narcoleptic (0-11) $5,900................................................................#37

61. The Money Maker (0-11) $1,500.....................................................................#34

62. The Georgia Peach (0-12) $8,400......................................................................#5

63. Rafa The Nut Farmer (0-12) $8,300.................................................................#19

64. The Madison Redneck (0-12) $6,700...............................................................#29

65. Koll The Destroyer (0-12) $1,800.....................................................................#26

66. Gilbert the Great (0-16) $6,100.......................................................................#16

67. The Serial Youtuber (0-17) $7,000...................................................................#39

68. Christopher Blackwood (0-17) $6,000.............................................................#27

69. The BBQer (0-18) $4,000.................................................................................#23

70. The Flying Ace (0-20) $3,200...........................................................................#40

71. The Great Hoggamundo (0-26) $6,500............................................................#18

72. Duke Hurlmonger III (0-30) $4,000..................................................................#38

73. Beautiful Bobby (0-31) $3,600.........................................................................#30

74. Disco Rhino (0-31) $1,800................................................................................#33

75. Hellbent Pete (0-33) $8,700...............................................................................#4

76. The Deli Dude (0-33) $6,500............................................................................#21

77. Carl Crawdaddy (0-34) $5,000.........................................................................#31

78. Favorite Son (0-37) $5,400...............................................................................#28

79. Pain Train Bailey (0-39) $8,100........................................................................#17

80. Eric the Emperor (0-112) $8,300.....................................................................#36

81. Pat The Angry Knight (0-116) $11,000.............................................................#20

82. The Motor City Madman (0-117) $17,500.......................................................#25

83. Couchpilot (0-118) $7,300...............................................................................#32

84. Jerk Douglas (0-119) $2,500............................................................................#24

85. The Bully (0-127) $4,200..................................................................................#22

86. In Limbo Luthor (0-130)...................................................................................#14

87. Selfie King (0-147) $14,300..............................................................................#35

88. El Hijo (0-148) $20,300....................................................................................#15

89. The Bug Splatterer (0-148) $18,400...................................................................#8

90. The Well Hungarian (0-149) $16,000...............................................................#11

91. Gabe The Silly Man (0-151) $6,800...................................................................#7

92. Hannibal the Cannibal (0-153) $21,300...........................................................#13

93. James The GPS Guru (0-155) $15,400...............................................................#3

94. Craig Coughsick (0-160) $16,000.......................................................................#2

95. Fantastic Matt (0-162) $8,100.........................................................................#12

96. Alfred Sprout Esq. (0-165) $12,900.................................................................#10

97. Jim The Brain (0-172) $9,100.............................................................................#6

98. The Mighty Mojimbo (0-182) $24,900..............................................................#9

99. Tony From Goodwill (0-192) $42,500................................................................#1

Send your matches, strategies, and trash talk to:IWA, c/o FAL, Box 5275, Willowick, OH 44095

We must receive your envelope by August 13th!

FAL Matches 3

Card 1: Held in San Antonio (Attendance: 32,228)

SOE: Titan Terror won over Tony From Goodwill at 4:35 (European Uppercut) by 114.

SOE: Jason Mann over Gabe The Silly Man at 2:40 (Count Out).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” defeated The Well Hungarian at 0:36 (Headbutt) by

132.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” bested Pain Train Bailey at 3:12 (Headbutt) by 106.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” over Beautiful Bobby at 2:01 (Count Out).SOE: Titan Terror outmuscled HF: Apocalypse at 24:36 (Titan Terminator) by 8.IMT: Lightfoot pinned SOE: Barry’s Best Friend at 29:31 (Ice Pick) by 5.HF: Tombstone* and Apocalypse outmuscled Tony From Goodwill and The Mighty

Mojimbo* at 4:26 (Fallaway Slam) by 74.Main event: MWC: Midnight Rider drew MWC: Kevin Savage at 5:19 (Double Dis-

qualification).

Card 2: Held in Oslo (Attendance: 41,432)

SOE: Jason Mann outmuscled Tony From Goodwill at 2:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 119.

SOE: Omen outmuscled Gabe The Silly Man at 2:08 (Chickenwing) by 127.SOE: Samuel Adams annihilated The Well Hungarian at 0:39 (Arm Drag Takedown)

by 136.HF: Tombstone defeated Pain Train Bailey at 4:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.HF: Tombstone overpowered Beautiful Bobby at 1:42 (Fallaway Slam) by 86.SOE: Jason Mann overpowered COT: Indian Assassin K’nie Diep at 29:48 (Cata-

clysmic Shoulder Block) by 1.IMT: Lightfoot over HF: Decapitator at 1:55 (Count Out).SOE: Titan Terror and Jason Mann* bested IMT: Major Destroyer* and Lightfoot at

27:09 (Titan Terminator) by 3.Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage overpowered HF: Apocalypse at 19:52 (Southern

Justice) by 10.

Card 3: Held in Geneva (Attendance: 43,943)

SOE: Omen defeated Tony From Goodwill at 4:43 (Chickenwing) by 114.IMT: Major Destroyer over Gabe The Silly Man at 10:26 (Count Out).IMT: Awesome Sean MCA beat The Well Hungarian at 2:06 (Spinning Back Fist) by

133.HF: Decapitator won over Pain Train Bailey at 2:30 (European Uppercut) by 88.HF: Decapitator bested Beautiful Bobby at 1:49 (Backbreaker) by 137.Pacific title: MWC: Midnight Rider outmuscled SOE: Jason Mann at 29:51 (The

Roadblock) by 2.COT: Battlin Jack Brosious bested IMT: Lightfoot at 29:43 (Brosious Bodyslam) by 2

(non-title).SOE: Titan Terror* and Omen overpowered SOE: Jason Mann and Samuel Adams*

at 28:09 (Titan Terminator) by 2.Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage bested HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

32:42 (Southern Justice) by 7.

Card 4: Held in Dover (Attendance: 40,558)

IMT: Major Destroyer pinned Tony From Goodwill at 3:51 (Pumphandle Slam) by 116.

MWC: Kevin Savage over Gabe The Silly Man at 15:15 (Count Out) (non-title).HF: Tombstone won over The Well Hungarian at 2:53 (Fallaway Slam) by 131.SOE: Big Smitty bested The Great Hoggamundo at 2:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

78.SOE: Big Smitty bested Carl Crawdaddy at 2:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 105.SOE: Jason Mann decked Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery at 28:49 (Cataclysmic

Shoulder Block) by 2.

IMT: Lightfoot overpowered COT: Terrible Tim Peacock at 28:27 (Ice Pick) by 4 (Guest Referee: Conquering Chris).

IMT: Major Destroyer and Lightfoot* decked SOE: Titan Terror and Omen* at 28:22 (Bloody Death) by 2.

Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage outmuscled IMT: Major Destroyer at 47:34 (South-ern Justice) by 4 (Guest Referee: Couchpilot).

Card 5: Held in Arlington (Attendance: 46,129)

MWC: Kevin Savage beat Tony From Goodwill at 0:37 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 116 (non-title).

MWC: Midnight Rider decked Gabe The Silly Man at 2:09 (Fallaway Slam) by 129 (non-title).

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend won over The Well Hungarian at 1:09 (Pumphandle Slam) by 133.

SOE: Titan Terror beat Pat The Angry Knight at 1:36 (European Uppercut) by 82.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” annihilated Carl Crawdaddy at 3:40 (Headbutt) by

106.SOE: Jason Mann destroyed HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 28:24 (Cata-

clysmic Shoulder Block) by 5.Thoroughbred Dwayne Lamborne defeated HF: Tombstone at 28:30 (Over Top

Rope Vault) by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT: Lightfoot).SOE: Titan Terror* and Big Smitty overpowered SOE: Jason Mann and Samuel

Adams* at 27:04 (Titan Terminator) by 5.Main event: CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” drew MWC: Kevin Savage at 7:31 (No

Contest).

Card 6: Held in Calais (Attendance: 42,282)

MWC: Midnight Rider pinned Tony From Goodwill at 4:58 (Fallaway Slam) by 116 (non-title).

SOE: Big Smitty over Gabe The Silly Man at 8:47 (Count Out).HF: Decapitator outmuscled The Well Hungarian at 3:59 (European Uppercut) by

114.SOE: Jason Mann destroyed Pat The Angry Knight at 1:44 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

87.HF: Tombstone beat Carl Crawdaddy at 0:50 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” decked SOE: Jason Mann at 27:56 (Iron Maiden) by 2

(non-title).MWC: Kevin Savage outmuscled Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery at 28:47 (South-

ern Justice) by 4 (non-title) (Guest Referee: Jerk Douglas).SOE: Titan Terror and Big Smitty* destroyed IMT: Major Destroyer* and Lightfoot at

27:03 (Titan Terminator) by 1.Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage outmuscled IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at 59:23

(Southern Justice) by 1.

Card 7: Held in Calcutta (Attendance: 37,148)

SOE: Big Smitty annihilated Tony From Goodwill at 1:15 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112.

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery over Gabe The Silly Man at 0:49 (Count Out).COT: Terrible Tim Peacock bested The Well Hungarian at 1:11 (Spinning Back Fist)

by 128.SOE: Omen overpowered Pat The Angry Knight at 2:16 (Chickenwing) by 82.HF: Decapitator beat Carl Crawdaddy at 1:38 (Backbreaker) by 150.SOE: Jason Mann overpowered HF: Tombstone at 29:24 (Cataclysmic Shoulder

Block) by 5.MWC: Midnight Rider bested VIRUS: Starblazer at 15:14 (The Roadblock) by 6 (non-

title).SOE: Titan Terror and VIRUS: Starblazer* outmuscled SOE: Jason Mann* and

Samuel Adams at 27:57 (Titan Terminator) by 4 (Guest Referee: Christopher Blackwood).

4 FAL Matches

Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage annihilated HF: Tombstone at 25:30 (Southern Justice) by 7.

Card 8: Held in Destin (Attendance: 49,103)

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery defeated Tony From Goodwill at 3:12 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” defeated Gabe The Silly Man at 2:54 (Headbutt) by 126.

SOE: Titan Terror outmuscled Fantastic Matt at 5:52 (European Uppercut) by 96.IMT: Major Destroyer pinned Pat The Angry Knight at 3:55 (Pumphandle Slam) by

84.SOE: Titan Terror bested Couchpilot at 2:22 (European Uppercut) by 120.SOE: Jason Mann pinned HF: Apocalypse at 18:18 (Cataclysmic Shoulder Block) by

8.MWC: Midnight Rider decked HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 17:09 (The

Roadblock) by 7.SOE: Jason Mann* and Big Smitty destroyed IMT: Major Destroyer and Lightfoot*

at 28:35 (Cataclysmic Shoulder Block) by 2.Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage bested SOE: Jason Mann at 36:56 (Southern Jus-

tice) by 2.

Card 9: Held in Luna (Attendance: 49,301)

VIRUS: Starblazer bested Tony From Goodwill at 2:44 (Spinning Back Fist) by 110.SOE: Samuel Adams destroyed Gabe The Silly Man at 0:23 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

130.SOE: Jason Mann annihilated Fantastic Matt at 2:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101.MWC: Kevin Savage bested Pat The Angry Knight at 4:19 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

84 (non-title).SOE: Jason Mann decked Couchpilot at 0:24 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 125.SOE: Jason Mann overpowered HF: Decapitator at 12:37 (Cataclysmic Shoulder

Block) by 24.MWC: Midnight Rider drew CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” (Time Limit).SOE: Jason Mann and Big Smitty* pinned SOD/GTA: Dicky Thunderbird* and GTA:

Ballz Miller at 10:23 (Cataclysmic Shoulder Block) by 11.Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage defeated IMT: Tribulation at 41:57 (Southern Jus-

tice) by 8.

Card 10: Held in Lagos (Attendance: 31,799)

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over Tony From Goodwill at 2:49 (Headbutt) by 113.

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA bested Gabe The Silly Man at 0:23 (Spinning Back Fist) by127.

SOE: Omen decked Fantastic Matt at 4:23 (Chickenwing) by 96.MWC: Midnight Rider decked Pat The Angry Knight at 2:58 (Fallaway Slam) by 84

(non-title).SOE: Omen decked Couchpilot at 3:27 (Chickenwing) by 120.COT: Battlin Jack Brosious overpowered SOE: Jason Mann at 27:44 (Brosious Bodys-

lam) by 4 (non-title) (Guest Referee: The Blind Narcoleptic).MWC: Midnight Rider destroyed SOE: Samuel Adams at 10:14 (The Roadblock) by

22.SOE: Jason Mann and VIRUS: Starblazer* destroyed IMT: Major Destroyer* and

Lightfoot at 29:58 (Cataclysmic Shoulder Block) by 4 (Guest Referee: Mr. Won-der Paws).

Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage beat VIRUS: Starblazer at 47:55 (Southern Justice) by 6.

Card 11: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 32,054)

SOE: Samuel Adams won over Tony From Goodwill at 0:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by117.

HF: Tombstone outmuscled Gabe The Silly Man at 2:56 (Fallaway Slam) by 125.IMT: Major Destroyer bested Fantastic Matt at 3:03 (Pumphandle Slam) by 98.SOE: Big Smitty overpowered Pat The Angry Knight at 1:34 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

80.IMT: Major Destroyer overpowered Couchpilot at 1:01 (Pumphandle Slam) by 122.COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy defeated SOE: Jason Mann at 27:39 (Dangerous

DDT) by 2 (non-title).MWC: Midnight Rider won over IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at 27:46 (The Road-

block) by 1.COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep* and Indian Assassin K’nie Diep overpowered

SOE: Jason Mann* and Samuel Adams at 24:27 (Kill Shot) by 9.Main event: IMT: Lightfoot tied MWC: Kevin Savage at 2:11 (No Contest).

Card 12: Held in Copenhagen (Attendance: 35,499)

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA beat Tony From Goodwill at 2:40 (Spinning Back Fist) by 114.

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend won over Gabe The Silly Man at 2:48 (Pumphandle Slam) by 127.

MWC: Kevin Savage destroyed Fantastic Matt at 5:17 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 98 (non-title).

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery overpowered Pat The Angry Knight at 4:47 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 81.

MWC: Kevin Savage defeated Couchpilot at 0:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 122 (non-title).

Dixie title: SOE: Omen pinned IMT: Major Destroyer at 27:04 (The Reckoning) by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT: Aggressive Denial).

MWC: Midnight Rider won over HF: Tombstone at 15:34 (The Roadblock) by 7.SOE: Jason Mann and Samuel Adams drew IMT: Tribulation and Awesome Sean

MCA at 3:52 (Double Disqualification).Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage won over SOE: Titan Terror at 49:19 (Southern Jus-

tice) by 2.

Card 13: Held in Rock Creek (Attendance: 37,574)

HF: Tombstone won over Tony From Goodwill at 2:12 (Fallaway Slam) by 112.HF: Decapitator pinned Gabe The Silly Man at 3:33 (European Uppercut) by 108.MWC: Midnight Rider over Fantastic Matt at 7:43 (Disqualification: manager in

ring) (non-title).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” destroyed Pat The Angry Knight at 1:39 (Headbutt) by

81.MWC: Midnight Rider bested Couchpilot at 2:11 (Fallaway Slam) by 122 (non-title).SOE: Omen annihilated IMT: Tribulation at 21:42 (The Reckoning) by 8 (non-title).MWC: Midnight Rider annihilated HF: Apocalypse at 17:46 (The Roadblock) by 10.Thoroughbred Dwayne Lamborne and Morningstar Michael Voss* pinned SOE: Ja-

son Mann and Samuel Adams* at 17:20 (Spike Package Piledriver) by 9.Main event: MWC: Kevin Savage annihilated SOE: Samuel Adams at 20:34 (South-

ern Justice) by 22.

Card 14: Held in Malta (Attendance: 37,208)

COT: Tokyo Bullet #1 destroyed Tony From Goodwill at 4:00 (Pumphandle Slam) by 121.

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock outmuscled Gabe The Silly Man at 4:20 (Spinning Back Fist) by 122.

SOE: Big Smitty over Fantastic Matt at 4:38 (Disqualification: used powder).SOE: Samuel Adams overpowered Pat The Angry Knight at 2:04 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 85.

FAL Matches 5

SOE: Big Smitty decked Couchpilot at 2:36 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118.SOE: Omen drew IMT: Lightfoot at 6:19 (Double Count Out).SOE: Big Smitty decked VIRUS: Starblazer at 27:53 (Excellent Ending) by 5 (non-ti-

tle).MWC: Kevin Savage and Midnight Rider* won over SOE: Jason Mann* and Samuel

Adams at 24:13 (Crew Driver) by 8.

Card 15: Held in Anniston (Attendance: 34,435)

COT: Tokyo Bullet #2 annihilated Tony From Goodwill at 3:21 (Spinning Back Fist) by118.

SOE: Titan Terror annihilated The Bug Splatterer at 0:34 (European Uppercut) by 111.

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery over Fantastic Matt at 2:19 (Disqualification: pushed ref).

HF: Tombstone beat Pat The Angry Knight at 4:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 80.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery pinned Couchpilot at 1:56 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

119.SOE: Omen drew MWC: Midnight Rider at 27:04 (Double Disqualification).Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery destroyed VIRUS: Starblazer at 29:09 (Stretch

Muffler) by 2.COT: “Top Gun” Phil Apollo* and “Bottom Line” Joe Milano beat SOE: Jason Mann

and Samuel Adams* at 15:46 (Phoenix-Plex) by 11.

Card 16: Held in Buenos Aires (Attendance: 44,549)

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend outmuscled Tony From Goodwill at 4:10 (Pumphandle Slam) by 114.

SOE: Jason Mann bested The Bug Splatterer at 4:13 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 116.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” defeated Fantastic Matt at 2:21 (Headbutt) by 95.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend annihilated Pat The Angry Knight at 5:20 (Pumphandle

Slam) by 82.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” outmuscled Couchpilot at 2:45 (Headbutt) by 119.SOE: Omen decked VIRUS: Starblazer at 20:41 (The Reckoning) by 6 (non-title).Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery pinned HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

27:17 (Stretch Muffler) by 3.SOE: Jason Mann and Samuel Adams* defeated HF: Tombstone and Apocalypse* at

28:10 (Cataclysmic Shoulder Block) by 3.

Card 17: Held in Ciudad Juarez (Attendance: 46,291)

HF: Decapitator defeated Tony From Goodwill at 1:16 (Backbreaker) by 149.SOE: Omen destroyed The Bug Splatterer at 0:42 (Chickenwing) by 111.SOE: Samuel Adams outmuscled Fantastic Matt at 2:52 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

99.HF: Decapitator overpowered Pat The Angry Knight at 2:37 (Backbreaker) by 148.SOE: Samuel Adams over Couchpilot at 3:03 (Count Out).SOE: Omen bested HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 18:08 (The Reckoning)

by 7.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” bested Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery at 27:15 (Iron

Maiden) by 4 (Guest Referee: “Ghetto Sexy” Afrodiziac Jones).TV Tag-team titles: COT: Tokyo Bullet #1* and Tokyo Bullet #2 won over SOE: Ja-

son Mann* and Samuel Adams at 16:30 (Revolution Fly) by 11.

Card 18: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 32,968)

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock bested Tony From Goodwill at 0:48 (Spinning Back Fist) by 109.

IMT: Major Destroyer won over The Bug Splatterer at 2:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 113.

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA destroyed Fantastic Matt at 6:03 (Spinning Back Fist) by 96.

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock bested Pat The Angry Knight at 4:52 (Spinning Back Fist) by 77.

HF: Tombstone beat Couchpilot at 3:56 (Fallaway Slam) by 118.SOE: Omen tied CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” (Time Limit).IMT: Awesome Sean MCA beat Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery at 27:15 (Out of

Nowhere) by 3.COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy and Terrible Tim Peacock* overpowered SOE: Jason

Mann and Samuel Adams* at 20:42 (Lethal Lariat) by 10.

Card 19: Held in Cancun (Attendance: 46,837)

SOE: Titan Terror defeated Craig Coughsick at 4:52 (European Uppercut) by 73.MWC: Kevin Savage bested The Bug Splatterer at 0:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113

(non-title).HF: Tombstone bested Fantastic Matt at 4:35 (Fallaway Slam) by 94.SOE: Big Smitty bested The Deli Dude at 1:57 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 111.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend bested Couchpilot at 2:35 (Pumphandle Slam) by 120.SOE: Omen outmuscled IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at 28:31 (The Reckoning) by 1

(non-title).Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery won over HF: Tombstone at 28:42 (Stretch Muffler)

by 3.COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep* and Indian Assassin K’nie Diep outmuscled IMT:

Major Destroyer and Lightfoot* at 29:38 (Kill Shot) by 5.

Card 20: Held in New Haven (Attendance: 42,383)

SOE: Jason Mann overpowered Craig Coughsick at 5:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 78.MWC: Midnight Rider destroyed The Bug Splatterer at 2:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 113

(non-title).SOE: Barry’s Best Friend over Fantastic Matt at 2:44 (Count Out).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over The Deli Dude at 3:46 (Headbutt) by 112.HF: Decapitator destroyed Couchpilot at 4:16 (European Uppercut) by 101.SOE: Omen beat HF: Tombstone at 22:42 (The Reckoning) by 7 (non-title).Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery decked HF: Apocalypse at 17:54 (Stretch Muffler)

by 6.IMT: Major Destroyer and Lightfoot* overpowered SOE: Jason Mann and Samuel

Adams* at 29:22 (Bloody Death) by 4 (Guest Referee: Jim The Brain).

Card 21: Held in Willowick (Attendance: 30,659)

SOE: Omen annihilated Craig Coughsick at 7:18 (Chickenwing) by 73.SOE: Big Smitty destroyed The Bug Splatterer at 4:15 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.HF: Decapitator over Fantastic Matt at 2:45 (Count Out).HF: Tombstone pinned The Deli Dude at 1:14 (Fallaway Slam) by 111.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock overpowered Couchpilot at 3:03 (Spinning Back Fist) by

115.SOE: Omen pinned HF: Apocalypse at 21:49 (The Reckoning) by 10.Atlantic title: COT: “Top Gun” Phil Apollo destroyed HF: Apocalypse at 16:37

(Phoenix-Plex) by 13.Thoroughbred Dwayne Lamborne and Morningstar Michael Voss* overpowered

IMT: Major Destroyer* and Lightfoot at 27:17 (Spike Package Piledriver) by 5.

Card 22: Held in Midland (Attendance: 30,783)

IMT: Major Destroyer decked Craig Coughsick at 6:50 (Pumphandle Slam) by 75.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery beat The Bug Splatterer at 1:54 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 110.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock over Fantastic Matt at 4:28 (Count Out).HF: Decapitator destroyed The Deli Dude at 1:43 (Backbreaker) by 149.

6 FAL Matches

SOE: Big Smitty beat Disco Rhino at 3:50 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 77.COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep drew IMT: Major Destroyer at 7:09 (No Contest).VIRUS: Starblazer defeated HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 28:59 (Star-

Press) by 1.MWC: Kevin Savage and Midnight Rider* overpowered IMT: Major Destroyer and

Lightfoot* at 27:15 (Crew Driver) by 4 (Guest Referee: SOD/GTA: Dicky Thunder-bird).

Card 23: Held in Baton Rouge (Attendance: 39,924)

MWC: Kevin Savage overpowered Craig Coughsick at 2:21 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 75 (non-title).

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” over The Bug Splatterer at 8:20 (Disqualification: hit ref).

SOE: Titan Terror beat Hannibal the Cannibal at 0:48 (European Uppercut) by 106.SOE: Titan Terror destroyed The Bully at 4:08 (European Uppercut) by 85.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” annihilated Disco Rhino at 6:45 (Headbutt) by 78.COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep pinned HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

28:25 (Assassinated) by 3.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” overpowered VIRUS: Starblazer at 24:19 (Iron

Maiden) by 6 (non-title).IMT: Major Destroyer* and Lightfoot won over SOE: Big Smitty* and Samuel Adams

at 28:41 (Bloody Death) by 2.

Card 24: Held in New York City (Attendance: 35,389)

MWC: Midnight Rider beat Craig Coughsick at 2:37 (Fallaway Slam) by 75 (non-ti-tle).

SOE: Samuel Adams outmuscled The Bug Splatterer at 2:14 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 114.

SOE: Jason Mann destroyed Hannibal the Cannibal at 2:08 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.

SOE: Jason Mann destroyed The Bully at 5:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 90.HF: Tombstone overpowered Disco Rhino at 2:02 (Fallaway Slam) by 77.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep at 28:28

(Iron Maiden) by 4 (Guest Referee: Razor Rick Russo).VIRUS: Starblazer pinned SOE: Samuel Adams at 13:47 (StarPress) by 16.Tag-team titles: COT: “Top Gun” Phil Apollo* and “Bottom Line” Joe Milano

pinned IMT: Major Destroyer and Lightfoot* at 19:18 (Phoenix-Plex) by 7.

Card 25: Held in Des Moines (Attendance: 46,553)

SOE: Big Smitty bested Craig Coughsick at 7:33 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 71.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA pinned The Bug Splatterer at 0:34 (Spinning Back Fist) by

111.SOE: Omen defeated Hannibal the Cannibal at 4:43 (Chickenwing) by 106.SOE: Omen won over The Bully at 6:43 (Chickenwing) by 85.HF: Decapitator overpowered Disco Rhino at 2:47 (European Uppercut) by 60.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA annihilated COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep at 28:18

(Out of Nowhere) by 3.VIRUS: Starblazer annihilated HF: Tombstone at 29:02 (StarPress) by 1.VIRUS: Starblazer and SOE: Samuel Adams* outmuscled IMT: Major Destroyer* and

Lightfoot at 29:01 (StarPress) by 2.

Card 26: Held in Seoul (Attendance: 30,400)

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery destroyed Craig Coughsick at 2:52 (Arm Drag Take-down) by 72.

HF: Tombstone over The Bug Splatterer at 4:43 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).

IMT: Major Destroyer destroyed Hannibal the Cannibal at 3:27 (Pumphandle Slam) by 108.

IMT: Major Destroyer defeated The Bully at 4:26 (Pumphandle Slam) by 87.SOE: Titan Terror overpowered Selfie King at 4:08 (European Uppercut) by 99.COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep bested HF: Apocalypse at 24:26 (Assassinated) by

6.VIRUS: Starblazer defeated HF: Apocalypse at 29:59 (StarPress) by 4 (Guest Ref-

eree: The Money Maker).IMT: Major Destroyer* and Lightfoot beat SOE: Samuel Adams* and Barry’s Best

Friend at 29:56 (Bloody Death) by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT: Aggressive Denial).

Card 27: Held in Assisi (Attendance: 42,350)

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” defeated Craig Coughsick at 5:21 (Headbutt) by 72.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend pinned The Bug Splatterer at 3:20 (Pumphandle Slam) by

111.MWC: Kevin Savage annihilated Hannibal the Cannibal at 4:42 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 108 (non-title).MWC: Kevin Savage bested The Bully at 6:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87 (non-ti-

tle).SOE: Jason Mann decked Selfie King at 1:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.COT: Indian Assassin K’nie Diep destroyed IMT: Tribulation at 27:34 (Assassinated)

by 5.Morningstar Michael Voss destroyed VIRUS: Starblazer at 27:37 (Package

Piledriver) by 2.IMT: Major Destroyer and Lightfoot* outmuscled HF: Tombstone* and Apocalypse

at 17:54 (Bloody Death) by 7.

Card 28: Held in St. Paul (Attendance: 44,559)

SOE: Samuel Adams outmuscled Craig Coughsick at 6:43 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 76.

HF: Decapitator bested The Bug Splatterer at 5:10 (European Uppercut) by 92.MWC: Midnight Rider annihilated Hannibal the Cannibal at 0:43 (Fallaway Slam) by

108 (non-title).MWC: Midnight Rider outmuscled The Bully at 3:17 (Fallaway Slam) by 87 (non-ti-

tle).SOE: Omen destroyed Selfie King at 6:25 (Chickenwing) by 99.COT: Indian Assassin K’nie Diep bested VIRUS: Starblazer at 27:58 (Assassinated) by

3.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend pinned VIRUS: Starblazer at 27:40 (Reality Check) by 1.COT: Tokyo Bullet #1 and Tokyo Bullet #2* destroyed IMT: Major Destroyer* and

Lightfoot at 19:43 (Revolution Fly) by 7.

Card 29: Held in Milan (Attendance: 49,402)

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA decked Craig Coughsick at 7:59 (Spinning Back Fist) by 73.

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock overpowered The Bug Splatterer at 1:20 (Spinning Back Fist) by 106.

SOE: Big Smitty annihilated Hannibal the Cannibal at 3:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 104.

SOE: Big Smitty pinned The Bully at 5:21 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 83.IMT: Major Destroyer decked Selfie King at 3:45 (Pumphandle Slam) by 101.COT: Indian Assassin K’nie Diep destroyed HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

29:48 (Assassinated) by 4 (Guest Referee: El Hijo).VIRUS: Starblazer decked HF: Decapitator at 14:32 (StarPress) by 20.COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy* and Terrible Tim Peacock annihilated IMT: Major

Destroyer and Lightfoot* at 24:44 (Lethal Lariat) by 6.

FAL Matches 7

Card 30: Held in Cairo (Attendance: 30,491)

HF: Tombstone annihilated Craig Coughsick at 4:08 (Fallaway Slam) by 71.SOE: Titan Terror decked The Mighty Mojimbo at 2:24 (European Uppercut) by 91.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery decked Hannibal the Cannibal at 0:33 (Arm Drag

Takedown) by 105.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery decked The Bully at 4:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

84.MWC: Kevin Savage won over Selfie King at 2:44 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 101

(non-title).COT: Indian Assassin K’nie Diep decked HF: Tombstone at 28:10 (Assassinated) by 4

(Guest Referee: Icon Incarnate Connor Annable).COT: Battlin Jack Brosious pinned VIRUS: Starblazer at 18:17 (Brosious Bodyslam)

by 8 (non-title).SOE: Big Smitty and Samuel Adams over GTA/SOB: Johnny Banger and Rick Hustler

at 28:57 (Disqualification: used steel chair).

Card 31: Held in Albany (Attendance: 33,463)

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend destroyed Craig Coughsick at 6:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 73.

SOE: Jason Mann decked The Mighty Mojimbo at 6:30 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 96.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over Hannibal the Cannibal at 2:58 (Headbutt) by

105.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” pinned The Bully at 4:35 (Headbutt) by 84.MWC: Midnight Rider decked Selfie King at 3:33 (Fallaway Slam) by 101 (non-title).COT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan beat IMT: Major Destroyer at 16:24 (Booty

Plunder) by 6 (non-title).COT: Terrible Tim Peacock decked VIRUS: Starblazer at 28:17 (The GasFace) by 2.VIRUS: Starblazer, SOE: Samuel Adams*, and Barry’s Best Friend destroyed Tony

From Goodwill, Jim The Brain, and The Mighty Mojimbo* at 3:09 (Spinning BackFist) by 76.

Card 32: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 44,014)

HF: Decapitator won over Craig Coughsick at 2:22 (Backbreaker) by 140.SOE: Omen overpowered The Mighty Mojimbo at 6:52 (Chickenwing) by 91.SOE: Samuel Adams pinned Hannibal the Cannibal at 0:42 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

109.SOE: Samuel Adams beat The Bully at 3:46 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 88.SOE: Big Smitty beat Selfie King at 5:55 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 97.COT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan annihilated IMT: Lightfoot at 29:31 (Booty Plun-

der) by 2 (non-title).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” bested HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 17:08

(Iron Maiden) by 7.SOE: Titan Terror*, Omen, and Big Smitty bested The Bully, Jerk Douglas*, and

Couchpilot at 2:34 (European Uppercut) by 74.

Card 33: Held in Burton (Attendance: 39,828)

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock defeated Craig Coughsick at 2:45 (Spinning Back Fist) by 68.

IMT: Major Destroyer decked The Mighty Mojimbo at 1:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 93.

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA defeated Hannibal the Cannibal at 0:31 (Spinning Back Fist) by 106.

HF: Tombstone annihilated The Bully at 1:49 (Fallaway Slam) by 83.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery overpowered Selfie King at 2:25 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 98.COT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan annihilated MWC: Kevin Savage at 27:58 (Booty

Plunder) by 2 (non-title).

HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord beat SOE: Samuel Adams at 12:12 (Steel Crusher) by 15.

SOE: Titan Terror, Omen, and Big Smitty drew IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot, and Awesome Sean MCA at 10:56 (Double Disqualification).

Card 34: Held in Franklin Township (Attendance: 32,522)

SOE: Titan Terror bested James The GPS Guru at 2:52 (European Uppercut) by 100.MWC: Kevin Savage defeated The Mighty Mojimbo at 1:46 (Arm Drag Takedown)

by 93 (non-title).HF: Tombstone destroyed Hannibal the Cannibal at 2:30 (Fallaway Slam) by 104.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend pinned The Bully at 5:41 (Pumphandle Slam) by 85.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” beat Selfie King at 5:45 (Headbutt) by 98.TV title: COT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan pinned MWC: Midnight Rider at

27:06 (Booty Plunder) by 2.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA overpowered HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

16:21 (Out of Nowhere) by 6.SOE: Titan Terror*, Big Smitty, and VIRUS: Starblazer overpowered SOE: Jason

Mann*, Omen, and Samuel Adams at 27:23 (Titan Terminator) by 1.

Card 35: Held in Fort Worth (Attendance: 45,963)

SOE: Jason Mann annihilated James The GPS Guru at 4:47 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 105.

MWC: Midnight Rider over The Mighty Mojimbo at 3:56 (Disqualification: razor in boot) (non-title).

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend annihilated Hannibal the Cannibal at 3:33 (Pumphandle Slam) by 106.

HF: Decapitator overpowered The Bully at 2:23 (Backbreaker) by 160.SOE: Samuel Adams beat Selfie King at 1:35 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.COT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan pinned HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

24:28 (Booty Plunder) by 9 (non-title).HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord tied HF: Tombstone at 2:49 (Double Disqualifi-

cation).SOE: Titan Terror, Big Smitty, and VIRUS: Starblazer* annihilated IMT: Major De-

stroyer, Lightfoot*, and Awesome Sean MCA at 29:48 (Titan Terminator) by 1.

Card 36: Held in Zagreb (Attendance: 30,401)

SOE: Omen bested James The GPS Guru at 3:37 (Chickenwing) by 100.SOE: Big Smitty outmuscled The Mighty Mojimbo at 3:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

89.HF: Decapitator defeated Hannibal the Cannibal at 1:45 (Backbreaker) by 151.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock decked The Bully at 3:51 (Spinning Back Fist) by 80.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA decked Selfie King at 1:48 (Spinning Back Fist) by 99.COT: Swashbuckling Henry Morgan annihilated HF: Apocalypse at 24:09 (Ankle

Lock) by 8.COT: “Bottom Line” Joe Milano decked HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

23:33 (El Cangrejo Submission) by 6.SOE: Titan Terror, Big Smitty, and Barry’s Best Friend tied SOE: Jason Mann, Omen,

and Samuel Adams (Time Limit).

Card 37: Held in Florence (Attendance: 41,137)

IMT: Major Destroyer won over James The GPS Guru at 2:37 (Pumphandle Slam) by102.

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery pinned The Mighty Mojimbo at 2:22 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 90.

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock won over Hannibal the Cannibal at 4:42 (Spinning Back Fist) by 101.

SOE: Big Smitty annihilated The BBQer at 3:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 114.

8 FAL Matches

HF: Tombstone won over Selfie King at 1:45 (Fallaway Slam) by 97.MWC: Midnight Rider annihilated IMT: Major Destroyer at 27:35 (The Roadblock)

by 4 (Guest Referee: Africanized Killer Bee #1: Tyrone).HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord pinned HF: Apocalypse at 29:17 (Steel

Crusher) by 3.SOE: Titan Terror, Big Smitty, and Barry’s Best Friend tied IMT: Major Destroyer,

Lightfoot, and Awesome Sean MCA (Time Limit).

Card 38: Held in Rapid City (Attendance: 31,883)

MWC: Kevin Savage bested James The GPS Guru at 3:33 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102 (non-title).

VIRUS: Starblazer over The Mighty Mojimbo at 6:36 (Count Out).SOE: Titan Terror over In Limbo Luthor at 6:41 (Count Out).SOE: Titan Terror beat Jerk Douglas at 4:48 (European Uppercut) by 97.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend beat Selfie King at 4:44 (Pumphandle Slam) by 99.IMT: Major Destroyer drew Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery at 18:19 (Double Dis-

qualification).Indeniable Hank Rice outmuscled HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 27:07

(5’8” Chokeslam) by 4 (Guest Referee: Captain Awesome).Six-man titles: COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep, Indian Assassin K’nie Diep, and

Swashbuckling Henry Morgan* decked SOE: Jason Mann*, Omen, and SamuelAdams at 27:51 (Kill Shot) by 4 (Guest Referee: Falco Lombardi).

Card 39: Held in Salem (Attendance: 46,988)

MWC: Midnight Rider outmuscled James The GPS Guru at 4:07 (Fallaway Slam) by 102 (non-title).

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” decked The Mighty Mojimbo at 5:18 (Headbutt) by 90.

SOE: Jason Mann over In Limbo Luthor at 4:26 (Count Out).SOE: Jason Mann decked Jerk Douglas at 3:26 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 102.HF: Decapitator annihilated Selfie King at 1:34 (Backbreaker) by 180.IMT: Major Destroyer beat VIRUS: Starblazer at 29:16 (Bloody Death) by 2.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend pinned HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 29:59 (Re-

ality Check) by 2.SOE: Jason Mann, Omen, and Samuel Adams tied IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot,

and Awesome Sean MCA at 1:06 (No Contest).

Card 40: Held in Glasgow (Attendance: 45,369)

SOE: Big Smitty overpowered James The GPS Guru at 3:26 (Arm Drag Takedown) by98.

SOE: Samuel Adams won over The Mighty Mojimbo at 6:20 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 94.

SOE: Omen over In Limbo Luthor at 4:17 (Count Out).SOE: Omen beat Jerk Douglas at 5:19 (Chickenwing) by 97.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock annihilated Selfie King at 5:20 (Spinning Back Fist) by 94.IMT: Major Destroyer destroyed HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 27:17

(Bloody Death) by 3.HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord pinned HF: Decapitator at 11:22 (Steel

Crusher) by 19.SOE: Jason Mann, Omen, and Samuel Adams tied IMT: Tribulation, Lightfoot, and

Awesome Sean MCA at 18:21 (Double Disqualification).

Card 41: Held in Donegal (Attendance: 32,810)

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery won over James The GPS Guru at 1:35 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99.

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA over The Mighty Mojimbo at 3:52 (Count Out).

IMT: Major Destroyer over In Limbo Luthor at 7:50 (Disqualification: manager in ring).

IMT: Major Destroyer bested Jerk Douglas at 5:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by 99.SOE: Titan Terror annihilated Eric the Emperor at 3:56 (European Uppercut) by 107.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” beat IMT: Major Destroyer at 27:12 (Iron Maiden) by

4 (Guest Referee: IMT: Aggressive Denial).COT: Terrible Tim Peacock annihilated HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at

29:55 (The GasFace) by 3.MWC: Kevin Savage, Midnight Rider, and SOE: Big Smitty* overpowered SOE: Jason

Mann, Omen*, and Samuel Adams at 27:11 (Southern Justice) by 1.

Card 42: Held in Cologne (Attendance: 44,916)

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” beat James The GPS Guru at 3:08 (Headbutt) by 99.HF: Tombstone outmuscled The Mighty Mojimbo at 2:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 89.MWC: Kevin Savage overpowered In Limbo Luthor at 6:13 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

88 (non-title).MWC: Kevin Savage outmuscled Jerk Douglas at 4:06 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 99

(non-title).SOE: Jason Mann destroyed Eric the Emperor at 3:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 112.IMT: Major Destroyer won over SOE: Samuel Adams at 8:09 (Bloody Death) by 18.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over SOE: Samuel Adams at 9:33 (Iron Maiden)

by 22.MWC: Kevin Savage, Midnight Rider, and SOD/GTA: Dicky Thunderbird* bested

SOE: Jason Mann, Omen, and Samuel Adams* at 28:51 (Southern Justice) by 2.

Card 43: Held in Galveston (Attendance: 35,002)

SOE: Samuel Adams overpowered James The GPS Guru at 3:39 (Arm Drag Take-down) by 103.

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend defeated The Mighty Mojimbo at 6:30 (Pumphandle Slam) by 91.

MWC: Midnight Rider pinned In Limbo Luthor at 4:21 (Fallaway Slam) by 88 (non-ti-tle).

MWC: Midnight Rider decked Jerk Douglas at 1:32 (Fallaway Slam) by 99 (non-ti-tle).

SOE: Omen won over Eric the Emperor at 0:34 (Chickenwing) by 107.IMT: Major Destroyer won over HF: Tombstone at 27:58 (Bloody Death) by 3.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” destroyed IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at 28:18 (Iron

Maiden) by 1 (non-title).Superstar Josh Bailey, Icon Incarnate Connor Annable, and Indeniable Hank Rice*

defeated SOE: Jason Mann*, Omen, and Samuel Adams at 29:01 (Superkick/Snapdragon Combo) by 1.

Card 44: Held in the Free State (Attendance: 49,591)

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA overpowered James The GPS Guru at 0:39 (Spinning Back Fist) by 100.

HF: Decapitator bested The Mighty Mojimbo at 0:27 (Backbreaker) by 139.SOE: Big Smitty over In Limbo Luthor at 3:31 (Disqualification: used rope to choke).SOE: Big Smitty won over Jerk Douglas at 3:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 95.IMT: Major Destroyer overpowered Eric the Emperor at 3:36 (Pumphandle Slam)

by 109.IMT: Major Destroyer destroyed HF: Apocalypse at 19:44 (Bloody Death) by 6.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over HF: Tombstone at 21:59 (Iron Maiden) by 7

(non-title).COT: Battlin Jack Brosious, Dangerous Dennis Canoy*, and Terrible Tim Peacock

beat SOE: Jason Mann, Omen*, and Samuel Adams at 29:30 (Brosious Bodys-lam) by 3.

FAL Matches 9

Card 45: Held in Concord (Attendance: 48,253)

HF: Tombstone outmuscled James The GPS Guru at 5:24 (Fallaway Slam) by 98.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock destroyed The Mighty Mojimbo at 5:06 (Spinning Back

Fist) by 86.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery over In Limbo Luthor at 7:06 (Count Out).Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery bested Jerk Douglas at 4:53 (Arm Drag Takedown)

by 96.MWC: Kevin Savage defeated Eric the Emperor at 2:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

109 (non-title).IMT: Major Destroyer pinned SOE: Barry’s Best Friend at 29:43 (Bloody Death) by 1.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over HF: Apocalypse at 18:40 (Superplex) by 10.IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot, and Awesome Sean MCA* won over SOE: Omen,

Big Smitty, and Samuel Adams* at 29:07 (Bloody Death) by 2.

Card 46: Held in Baltimore (Attendance: 35,560)

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend annihilated James The GPS Guru at 1:17 (Pumphandle Slam) by 100.

SOE: Titan Terror defeated Alfred Sprout Esq. at 5:04 (European Uppercut) by 84.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” bested In Limbo Luthor at 1:47 (Headbutt) by 85.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” over Jerk Douglas at 8:53 (Disqualification: hit ref).MWC: Midnight Rider pinned Eric the Emperor at 3:32 (Fallaway Slam) by 109

(non-title).IMT: Major Destroyer decked HF: Decapitator at 10:19 (Bloody Death) by 22.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” outmuscled SOE: Barry’s Best Friend at 27:23 (Iron

Maiden) by 5.COT: Indian Assassin Bhauls Diep, Indian Assassin K’nie Diep, and Swashbuckling

Henry Morgan* outmuscled IMT: Major Destroyer*, Lightfoot, and Awesome Sean MCA at 27:27 (Kill Shot) by 4 (Guest Referee: MWC: Kevin Savage).

Card 47: Held in Rome (Attendance: 35,868)

HF: Decapitator defeated James The GPS Guru at 2:54 (Backbreaker) by 163.SOE: Jason Mann defeated Alfred Sprout Esq. at 3:49 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89.SOE: Samuel Adams over In Limbo Luthor at 4:15 (Count Out).SOE: Samuel Adams beat Jerk Douglas at 3:01 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 100.SOE: Big Smitty destroyed Eric the Emperor at 3:32 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 105.IMT: Major Destroyer drew COT: Terrible Tim Peacock at 6:26 (Double Disqualifica-

tion).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” pinned HF: Decapitator at 9:32 (Iron Maiden) by 26.MWC: Kevin Savage*, Midnight Rider, and SOE: Big Smitty beat IMT: Major De-

stroyer, Lightfoot, and Awesome Sean MCA* at 29:46 (Southern Justice) by 1.

Card 48: Held in Pecos (Attendance: 44,164)

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock won over James The GPS Guru at 4:28 (Spinning Back Fist) by 95.

SOE: Omen beat Alfred Sprout Esq. at 6:24 (Chickenwing) by 84.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA bested In Limbo Luthor at 3:07 (Spinning Back Fist) by

86.HF: Tombstone over Jerk Douglas at 6:59 (Disqualification: used brass knuckles).Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery defeated Eric the Emperor at 0:36 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 106.MWC: Midnight Rider decked IMT: Tribulation at 19:44 (The Roadblock) by 8 (non-

title).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” drew COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy (Time Limit).MWC: Kevin Savage, Midnight Rider, and SOD/GTA: Dicky Thunderbird* bested

IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot*, and Awesome Sean MCA at 27:28 (Southern Justice) by 2.

Card 49: Held in Columbus (Attendance: 49,119)

SOE: Big Smitty beat Hellbent Pete at 3:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 102.IMT: Major Destroyer beat Alfred Sprout Esq. at 5:43 (Pumphandle Slam) by 86.HF: Tombstone won over In Limbo Luthor at 5:57 (Fallaway Slam) by 84.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend decked Jerk Douglas at 6:26 (Pumphandle Slam) by 97.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” destroyed Eric the Emperor at 2:22 (Headbutt) by 106.Prairie title: SOE: Big Smitty annihilated IMT: Tribulation at 18:39 (Excellent End-

ing) by 7.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA destroyed SOE: Samuel Adams at 13:42 (Out of

Nowhere) by 21.IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot*, and Awesome Sean MCA destroyed VIRUS: Star-

blazer*, SOE: Samuel Adams, and Barry’s Best Friend at 27:22 (Bloody Death) by2.

Card 50: Held in Melbourne (Attendance: 30,739)

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” overpowered Hellbent Pete at 2:34 (Headbutt) by 103.

MWC: Kevin Savage defeated Alfred Sprout Esq. at 1:59 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 86 (non-title).

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend over In Limbo Luthor at 2:44 (Count Out).HF: Decapitator bested Jerk Douglas at 3:24 (European Uppercut) by 78.SOE: Samuel Adams beat Eric the Emperor at 1:51 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 110.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery annihilated IMT: Tribulation at 27:07 (Stretch

Muffler) by 4 (Guest Referee: HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord).HF: Tombstone destroyed SOE: Samuel Adams at 14:18 (Epitaph) by 15.Superstar Josh Bailey, Icon Incarnate Connor Annable*, and Indeniable Hank Rice

annihilated IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot, and Awesome Sean MCA* at 29:28 (Superkick/Snapdragon Combo) by 1.

Card 51: Held in Fort Knox (Attendance: 44,879)

HF: Tombstone won over Hellbent Pete at 1:44 (Fallaway Slam) by 102.MWC: Midnight Rider decked Alfred Sprout Esq. at 3:58 (Fallaway Slam) by 86

(non-title).HF: Decapitator over In Limbo Luthor at 2:17 (Count Out).COT: Terrible Tim Peacock pinned Jerk Douglas at 1:36 (Spinning Back Fist) by 92.HF: Tombstone bested Eric the Emperor at 4:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 105.HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord outmuscled IMT: Tribulation at 27:02 (Steel

Crusher) by 1.SOE: Samuel Adams decked HF: Apocalypse at 27:21 (European Uppercut) by 5.TV Six-man titles: COT: Battlin Jack Brosious, Dangerous Dennis Canoy*, and Ter-

rible Tim Peacock overpowered IMT: Major Destroyer, Lightfoot, and Awe-some Sean MCA* at 28:42 (Brosious Bodyslam) by 3.

Card 52: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 43,386)

HF: Decapitator defeated Hellbent Pete at 5:19 (European Uppercut) by 85.SOE: Big Smitty pinned Alfred Sprout Esq. at 3:16 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 82.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock over In Limbo Luthor at 2:45 (Count Out).SOE: Titan Terror destroyed The Motor City Madman at 3:15 (European Uppercut)

by 100.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend defeated Eric the Emperor at 3:38 (Pumphandle Slam) by

107.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over IMT: Tribulation at 15:03 (Iron Maiden) by 8

(non-title).IMT: Awesome Sean MCA overpowered HF: Tombstone at 15:18 (Out of Nowhere)

by 6.

10 FAL Matches

Card 53: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 33,868)

SOE: Titan Terror pinned Jim The Brain at 1:52 (European Uppercut) by 116.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery bested Alfred Sprout Esq. at 1:57 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 83.SOE: Titan Terror defeated El Hijo at 3:11 (European Uppercut) by 110.SOE: Jason Mann overpowered The Motor City Madman at 2:17 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 105.HF: Decapitator outmuscled Eric the Emperor at 1:18 (Backbreaker) by 153.IMT: Tribulation defeated SOE: Samuel Adams at 18:12 (War and Pain) by 14.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA annihilated HF: Apocalypse at 18:32 (Out of Nowhere) by

9.

Card 54: Held in Montpelier (Attendance: 31,373)

SOE: Jason Mann bested Jim The Brain at 3:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 121.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” pinned Alfred Sprout Esq. at 3:39 (Headbutt) by 83.SOE: Jason Mann destroyed El Hijo at 1:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 115.SOE: Omen overpowered The Motor City Madman at 0:56 (Chickenwing) by 100.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock overpowered Eric the Emperor at 2:18 (Spinning Back

Fist) by 102.HF: Tombstone won over IMT: Tribulation at 29:47 (Epitaph) by 1.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA beat SOE: Barry’s Best Friend at 27:46 (Out of Nowhere)

by 4 (Guest Referee: IMT: Jumbo Warrior #1).

Card 55: Held in Chattanooga (Attendance: 44,444)

SOE: Omen annihilated Jim The Brain at 1:40 (Chickenwing) by 116.SOE: Samuel Adams bested Alfred Sprout Esq. at 5:22 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 87.SOE: Omen won over El Hijo at 3:24 (Chickenwing) by 110.IMT: Major Destroyer destroyed The Motor City Madman at 0:56 (Pumphandle

Slam) by 102.SOE: Big Smitty overpowered Duke Hurlmonger III at 2:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by

111.IMT: Tribulation annihilated HF: Apocalypse at 29:47 (War and Pain) by 2.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA decked HF: Decapitator at 5:59 (Out of Nowhere) by 25.

Card 56: Held in Kansas City (Attendance: 32,273)

IMT: Major Destroyer beat Jim The Brain at 4:54 (Pumphandle Slam) by 118.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA won over Alfred Sprout Esq. at 2:30 (Spinning Back Fist)

by 84.IMT: Major Destroyer outmuscled El Hijo at 1:50 (Pumphandle Slam) by 112.MWC: Kevin Savage defeated The Motor City Madman at 1:19 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 102 (non-title).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” pinned Duke Hurlmonger III at 2:54 (Headbutt) by

112.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend decked IMT: Tribulation at 28:49 (Reality Check) by 3.Mountain title: COT: Battlin Jack Brosious bested IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at

29:24 (Brosious Bodyslam) by 3.

Card 57: Held in Memphis (Attendance: 39,662)

MWC: Kevin Savage pinned Jim The Brain at 3:40 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 118 (non-title).

HF: Tombstone pinned Alfred Sprout Esq. at 4:39 (Fallaway Slam) by 82.MWC: Kevin Savage beat El Hijo at 4:03 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 112 (non-title).MWC: Midnight Rider defeated The Motor City Madman at 3:46 (Fallaway Slam) by

102 (non-title).HF: Tombstone won over Duke Hurlmonger III at 2:16 (Fallaway Slam) by 111.IMT: Tribulation decked HF: Decapitator at 9:39 (War and Pain) by 18.

COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy won over IMT: Awesome Sean MCA at 29:35 (Dan-gerous DDT) by 1.

Card 58: Held in Windsor (Attendance: 39,602)

MWC: Midnight Rider decked Jim The Brain at 1:59 (Fallaway Slam) by 118 (non-ti-tle).

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend pinned Alfred Sprout Esq. at 3:35 (Pumphandle Slam) by 84.

MWC: Midnight Rider decked El Hijo at 3:23 (Fallaway Slam) by 112 (non-title).SOE: Big Smitty overpowered The Motor City Madman at 6:26 (Arm Drag Take-

down) by 98.HF: Decapitator overpowered Duke Hurlmonger III at 6:59 (European Uppercut) by

94.COT: Battlin Jack Brosious annihilated IMT: Tribulation at 19:19 (Brosious Bodyslam)

by 10 (non-title).HF: Tombstone decked HF: Apocalypse at 28:53 (Epitaph) by 3.

Card 59: Held in Sandusky (Attendance: 34,212)

SOE: Big Smitty destroyed Jim The Brain at 3:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 114.HF: Decapitator annihilated Alfred Sprout Esq. at 1:06 (Backbreaker) by 124.SOE: Big Smitty beat El Hijo at 2:22 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 108.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery destroyed The Motor City Madman at 2:12 (Arm

Drag Takedown) by 99.SOE: Big Smitty destroyed The Flying Ace at 4:28 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 91.COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy defeated IMT: Tribulation at 23:02 (Dangerous DDT)

by 8 (non-title).SOE: Barry’s Best Friend beat HF: Tombstone at 28:45 (Reality Check) by 2.

Card 60: Held in Milwaukee (Attendance: 43,458)

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery outmuscled Jim The Brain at 2:45 (Arm Drag Take-down) by 115.

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock overpowered Alfred Sprout Esq. at 3:07 (Spinning Back Fist) by 79.

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery pinned El Hijo at 4:48 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 109.

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” won over The Motor City Madman at 2:21 (Headbutt) by 99.

SOE: Titan Terror destroyed IMT: Major Destroyer at 28:33 (Titan Terminator) by 2.IMT: Lightfoot tied MWC: Midnight Rider at 7:04 (Double Disqualification).HF: Tombstone overpowered HF: Decapitator at 9:32 (Epitaph) by 19.

Card 61: Held in Manhattan (Attendance: 41,410)

CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” destroyed Jim The Brain at 2:42 (Headbutt) by 115.SOE: Titan Terror overpowered The Well Hungarian at 0:42 (European Uppercut) by

133.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” destroyed El Hijo at 1:22 (Headbutt) by 109.SOE: Samuel Adams over The Motor City Madman at 3:32 (Count Out).SOE: Titan Terror decked IMT: Tribulation at 24:59 (Titan Terminator) by 6.IMT: Lightfoot decked SOE: Big Smitty at 28:26 (Ice Pick) by 1.COT: Battlin Jack Brosious defeated HF: Tombstone at 22:49 (Brosious Bodyslam) by

9 (non-title).

Card 62: Held in Mobile (Attendance: 38,629)

SOE: Samuel Adams won over Jim The Brain at 3:36 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 119.

FAL Matches 11

SOE: Jason Mann destroyed The Well Hungarian at 1:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 138.

SOE: Samuel Adams beat El Hijo at 1:34 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 113.HF: Tombstone won over The Motor City Madman at 4:18 (Fallaway Slam) by 98.IMT: Lightfoot defeated SOE: Titan Terror at 27:35 (Ice Pick) by 2.IMT: Lightfoot beat Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery at 29:55 (Ice Pick) by 4 (Guest

Referee: VIRUS: Switchblade Mahoney).Northern title: COT: Dangerous Dennis Canoy overpowered HF: Tombstone at

20:41 (Dangerous DDT) by 7.

Card 63: Held in Queens (Attendance: 36,863)

IMT: Awesome Sean MCA annihilated Jim The Brain at 3:56 (Spinning Back Fist) by 116.

SOE: Omen pinned The Well Hungarian at 2:22 (Chickenwing) by 133.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA annihilated El Hijo at 0:54 (Spinning Back Fist) by 110.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend defeated The Motor City Madman at 3:59 (Pumphandle

Slam) by 100.MWC: Midnight Rider beat SOE: Titan Terror at 27:05 (The Roadblock) by 2.Central title: IMT: Lightfoot pinned HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 18:46

(Ice Pick) by 7.Superstar Josh Bailey decked HF: Apocalypse at 19:04 (Spinning Fisherman’s

Buster) by 7.

Card 64: Held in Moscow (Attendance: 35,950)

HF: Tombstone won over Jim The Brain at 2:48 (Fallaway Slam) by 114.IMT: Major Destroyer pinned The Well Hungarian at 0:39 (Pumphandle Slam) by

135.HF: Tombstone decked El Hijo at 3:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 108.HF: Decapitator overpowered The Motor City Madman at 0:19 (Backbreaker) by

161.Southern title: SOE: Titan Terror won over VIRUS: Starblazer at 28:22 (Titan Ter-

minator) by 4 (Guest Referee: Notorious Noah).IMT: Lightfoot drew CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” at 3:19 (Double Disqualification).SOE: Barry’s Best Friend defeated HF: Apocalypse at 28:47 (Reality Check) by 5.

Card 65: Held in Avila (Attendance: 30,234)

SOE: Barry’s Best Friend beat Jim The Brain at 1:46 (Pumphandle Slam) by 116.MWC: Kevin Savage beat The Well Hungarian at 2:05 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 135

(non-title).SOE: Barry’s Best Friend pinned El Hijo at 1:16 (Pumphandle Slam) by 110.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock annihilated The Motor City Madman at 2:33 (Spinning

Back Fist) by 95.SOE: Titan Terror pinned HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord at 28:22 (Titan Ter-

minator) by 5.IMT: Lightfoot pinned SOE: Samuel Adams at 9:24 (Ice Pick) by 22.HF: Apocalypse pinned HF: Decapitator at 11:49 (Doomsday) by 16.

Card 66: Held in Perth (Attendance: 42,600)

HF: Decapitator decked Jim The Brain at 5:22 (European Uppercut) by 97.MWC: Midnight Rider bested The Well Hungarian at 1:27 (Fallaway Slam) by 135

(non-title).HF: Decapitator destroyed El Hijo at 1:41 (European Uppercut) by 91.SOE: Big Smitty over Favorite Son at 3:07 (Disqualification: tied opponent up).CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” outmuscled SOE: Titan Terror at 28:38 (Iron Maiden)

by 2.IMT: Lightfoot annihilated HF: Tombstone at 17:48 (Ice Pick) by 7 (non-title).COT: Battlin Jack Brosious beat HF: Apocalypse at 16:27 (Brosious Bodyslam) by 12.

Card 67: Held in Istanbul (Attendance: 46,367)

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock won over Jim The Brain at 3:57 (Spinning Back Fist) by 111.

SOE: Big Smitty annihilated The Well Hungarian at 1:10 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 131.

COT: Terrible Tim Peacock won over El Hijo at 0:40 (Spinning Back Fist) by 105.CRU: Hammer “The Gallant” beat Favorite Son at 6:51 (Headbutt) by 93.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA pinned SOE: Titan Terror at 29:21 (Out of Nowhere) by 1.IMT: Lightfoot bested HF: Apocalypse at 24:29 (Ice Pick) by 10.COT: Terrible Tim Peacock destroyed HF: Apocalypse at 21:33 (The GasFace) by 6.

Card 68: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 48,048)

SOE: Titan Terror destroyed Gabe The Silly Man at 0:50 (European Uppercut) by 127.

Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery decked The Well Hungarian at 2:24 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 132.

SOE: Big Smitty over Pain Train Bailey at 9:23 (Count Out).SOE: Big Smitty destroyed Beautiful Bobby at 3:45 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 86.SOE: Titan Terror won over HF: Tombstone at 28:13 (Titan Terminator) by 5.IMT: Lightfoot outmuscled Icon Incarnate Connor Annable at 27:01 (Ice Pick) by 3.MWC: Kevin Savage* and Midnight Rider overpowered Tony From Goodwill and

The Mighty Mojimbo* at 5:30 (Arm Drag Takedown) by 77.

Battle Royal

Held in Oakland (Attendance: 45,901)

Notorious Noah was given $1,000 after SOE: Big Smitty hurled him out of the ring.Conquering Chris pocketed $1,100 after SOE: Jason Mann and IMT: Tribulation

threw him out.IMT: Tribulation picked up $1,200 when he was thrown into some fans at ringside

by IMT: Lightfoot.HF: Tombstone nabbed $1,300 after HF: Decapitator threw him onto the apron.IMT: Major Destroyer picked up $1,400 after he was thrown out by SOE: Titan Ter-

ror.HF: Apocalypse took home $1,500 after he was hurled out by MWC: Kevin Savage.HF/LORDS: Twisted Steel Bobby Lord grabbed a quick $1,600 when SOE: Omen

tossed him between the ropes.VIRUS: Starblazer picked up a cool $1,700 after he was catapulted out of the ring

by SOE: Samuel Adams and SOE: Omen.IMT: Awesome Sean MCA collected a quick $1,800 when he was thrown out by

IMT: Lightfoot.HF: Decapitator was paid $1,900 when Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery threw him

out.SOE: Barry’s Best Friend made $2,000 after IMT: Lightfoot threw him out.Mr. Magnificent J. Montgomery received $2,100 when he was thrown into some

fans at ringside by SOE: Samuel Adams.SOE: Samuel Adams was given $2,200 after being flipped out by IMT: Lightfoot.MWC: Kevin Savage snatched $2,300 after being hurled out by SOE: Omen.SOE: Jason Mann received $2,400 after SOE: Big Smitty flipped him out.SOE: Big Smitty got $2,500 after he was tossed onto the announcer’s table by

MWC: Midnight Rider.MWC: Midnight Rider was paid a quick $2,600 after getting thrown between the

ropes by SOE: Titan Terror.SOE: Omen was awarded $2,700 after SOE: Titan Terror threw him outside the ring.IMT: Lightfoot gained $2,800 after he was thrown between the ropes by SOE: Titan

Terror.SOE: Titan Terror won the FAL battle royal and its $30,000 prize.

1. Ankle Lock..................28

2. Arm Drag Takedown...27

3. Arm Wrench...............23

4. Atomic Drop...............13

5. Back Elbow Smash.....24

6. Bear Hug....................19

7. Big Boot.....................14

8. Bodyslam...................23

9. Bulldog.......................15

10. Catapult.....................19

11. Chair Shot..................16

12. Chickenwing...............28

13. Chokeslam.................22

14. Clothesline...................9

15. Crescent Kick................4

16. Cross-Armbar.............29

17. Double Axehandle......10

18. Dropkick.......................2

19. Eagle Split....................8

20. Elbow Smash................6

21. Enzuigiri.......................3

22. European Uppercut....26

23. Eye Gouge....................1

24. Face Rake.....................9

25. Fallaway Slam.............30

26. Flying Body Press.......12

27. Flying Dropkick...........11

28. Flying Elbow Drop........7

29. Forearm Smash..........11

30. Full Nelson...................8

61. Atomic Leg Drop........43

62. Backbreaker...............44

63. Big Splash...................40

64. Boston Crab...............42

65. Brainbuster................39

66. Camel Clutch..............40

67. Cobra Clutch..............41

68. Cradle Suplex.............43

69. Cutter.........................37

70. DDT............................39

71. Death Valley Driver....38

72. Diving Headbutt.........37

73. Figure Four.................42

74. Gorilla Press Slam......38

75. Gourdbuster...............32

76. Guillotine Choke........36

77. Hurricanrana..............31

78. Moonsault.................33

79. Neckbreaker...............33

80. Piledriver....................36

81. Powerbomb...............34

82. Powerslam.................32

83. Scorpion Deathlock....45

84. Sleeper.......................35

85. Slingshot Suplex.........35

86. Spear..........................41

87. Spinebuster................45

88. Stunner......................34

89. Sunset Flip.................31

90. Superplex...................44

31. Hammerlock..............17

32. Headbutt....................30

33. Headlock....................26

34. Hip Toss......................22

35. Irish Whip..................14

36. Knee Drop..................20

37. Knee Lift.....................21

38. Knife-Edge Chop.........13

39. Lariat..........................21

40. Leg Sweep..................17

41. Low Blow...................18

42. Mongolian Chop........16

43. Monkey Flip...............15

44. Mounted Punches......18

45. Palm Strike.................24

46. Pumphandle Slam......27

47. Rear Naked Choke......20

48. Rib Breaker..................5

49. Rope Burn....................4

50. Savate Kick...................2

51. Shoulder Block.............5

52. Shoulder Breaker.......25

53. Side Slam.....................1

54. Snapmare.....................3

55. Spinning Back Fist......25

56. Step-Over Toe Hold....10

57. Suplex........................12

58. Tree of Woe Kicks.........6

59. Turnbuckle Smash......29

60. Wristlock......................7

Count Out: 27 Disqualification: 30

‘Throwing Punches’ by Paige Hamilton erupts throughout Flying Aces Studio 3. The Covid Pandemic has slowed audiences, but it has not stopped the FAL from adding new talent. A group of five men enters the studio; each is wearing a black surgical mask and a black t-shirt with the phrase “My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad” on the front and a horsehead logo emblazoned on the back. They vary in size from approximately 6’3” down to roughly 5’9”. They flank the interview table as the music shifts from Hamilton to Aerosmith. The familiar din of ‘Sweet Emotion’ signals the entrance of 11-time Lone Wolf Champion, Mr. Magnificent Jamie Montgomery. Unlike the prior five, he is not wearing a face mask. He is not wearing a wrestling mask as was custom when he was last seen in action. No. This time he looks as he did before CTE symptoms put him on the shelf for what everyone thought may be for good. The music ceases and Jamie addresses the camera.

“Well, it’s not exactly an arena full of adoring fans now is it? No, it is not. But ya know what else it is not, boys and girls in TV land? It’s not me in a mask because I can’t walk and focus with lights in my eyes. It’s not me stuttering my way through interviews nor struggling to remember words that I have used thousands of times. It’s not the Jamie Montgomery who everyone thought was finished. No, it is not any of those things. Instead it’s the Mr. Magnificent who all of you know and love. But there is something new about me – there is a new company, a new contract, a new paycheck. And this time around, there is new blood all around me. The names are familiar – Bailey, Annable, Voss and Rice. But the faces are younger, the testosterone is fiercer. These thoroughbreds are the first graduates of Magnificent Motion Wrestling Institute. And they are ready to rise to the top of this company with me as their leader.”

The group simultaneously remove their masks and allow the world to see each of their faces for the first time. Some are the spitting image of their fathers: Connor Annable, Dwayne Lamborne and Hank Rice. While the largest two, Michael Voss and Josh Bailey, look only like their patriarchs in size and build. The fire in each of their eyes is matched only by their huge smiles – their boyhood dreams now becoming reality.

“Don’t let their youth deceive you, veterans in the back. These are not green rookies; these are young men born in and of this business. They were baptized in the blood, sweat and tears poured onto the ring aprons of internationally. They were all diamonds when they came to me by way of their loving dads. And now they are formed and cut to follow in all of our glories starting with Flying Aces Wrestling. The really special part is that I get to do it with them; I get to take this journey with my son. And I get one more opportunity to show everyone that I am called Mr. Magnificent for a reason.”

Cut to commercial

Friday Nite Fright came back from commercial as “Legs” by Nickelback plays. Scarlett proceeds to the ring waving to Bob

Battle and Mike Murphy who are watching from their normal spot to call the action.

Scarlett: There has been a lot going on these last few months and I promise I’ve tried to get as much information to you as I can. We all saw

the return of Titan Terror and DRI. We saw the set up job on Kevin Savage. Talking to Kev is not an option. Titan Terror seems to take pride

in refusing comment to me. So, I thought about the one person who knew each of them the best in this biz. There’s only one…folks, please

welcome, FAL Icon, IWA Hall of Famer, and a longtime friend of mine, JEFF DAVIS!

(the small crowd in the arena, due to restrictions, let out a huge pop as “Freebird” played, bringing out the multi-time FAL champion, former

IWA US Champion,, original Dixie Mafia member, and IWA Hall of Famer, Jeff Davis. He greets Scarlett with a nod and pics up a mic.)

Jeff Davis: Wow. Thank you for that. Thank you (he continues the thanks as the crowd cheers for him)

Scarlett: Jeff, we’ve talked. You know why I asked you here. We all want to hear about you and what you’re doin now, but we also want to

know What your thoughts are on the situation between DRI and the MWC? You know most involved better than anyone else here.

JD: You mean, what do I think about the situation between Savage and Terror? (she laughs and nods) it’s been a long time

since I’ve been in a ring. I packed up my gear a long time ago. I’d done about everything that you can do in this biz and

everything that I set out to…and more. I honestly haven’t kept up much. Someone would reach out every few years about

coming back. I told them that they couldn’t afford me, and I meant it. Moved up north a while back and have myself a nice

little post-wrestling life. What followed was a lot of unanswered phone calls, many from Mike Murphy, so I guess not much has

changed. Wrestling for me was over. A few weeks ago I’m sitting at home with Tara, I think you remember her (Scarlett grins),

and she tosses me the remote. I’m flipping channels, I hit Friday Nite Fright RIGHT WHEN Terror clotheslined Savage. I just sat

there. I knew that Kev was back from people back home. I haven’t talked to him in years. I always wondered why the hell he

went back. It didn’t make sense to me. What’s left for him to prove at this point? (Scarlett is nodding)

Scarlett: You’re preachin to the choir. One of the last conversations we had was about that.

(the video goes to the back and you can see Kevin Savage watching on a monitor with the Midnight Rider, obviously concerned

about what either of these two will say)

JD: You mean Kev didn’t listen and did what he wanted to do? Imagine that. The turn didn’t surprise me. Terror never could

handle being second fiddle much less third. Hell, 4th

? 5th

? 6th

? Robert? Mason? My brother, Sam? Rider? He’s always been a

very small man in a very big body. His actions followed his instincts. That’s why I’ve always kept him at a certain distance.

Scarlett: Pretty strong words. Do you have anything that you want to say to either of them? You have the floor.

JD: Me and Kev haven’t talked in a while. Might never. Distance and time strain there. But, Titan Terror…do you really want

to do this? You know how this ends. Kevin Savage is one of the most accomplished wrestlers in the history of the business.

He’s not Jeff Davis, and maybe that’s why he came back. But he’s Kevin Savage. You’re Titan Terror. You look up untapped

potential in the dictionary and it says, “see Titan Terror.”

(the video goes back to the back where you see Titan Terror watching along with his DRI stable. As Davis’ final words Terror

flips the TV into the wall, going into a fit with his friends trying to calm him before they push the camera-man out of the

dressing-room.)

Scarlett: I can’t thank you enough for coming on here and sharing your insight. The invitation is always there for you

JD: I enjoyed it and didn’t trip through the ropes getting in the ring. I was a little worried about that. I never thought I’d be

inside a ring again. You texted me and I immediately thought: Will my co-workers see this? Will fans remember me? With the

world being what it is, I still did it to help an old friend and you and me go way back. So, I hopped on the plane and came down

here. Then, I see a fan outside who asks for an autograph. Then, another, and another. I took selfies with them, chatted. It

was cool. I get recognized some at home, but try to keep it real low key. It is what it is. I was one of the biggest names in this

industry. Are legends ever forgotten? So, anytime you need me here, give me a call.

(‘Freebird’ played again as Jeff left, greeting the crowd to their approval)

Scarlett: well, that was cool. And we got a little insight on a big situation here in the FAL. Bob, Mike, back you y’all.

(Scarlett’s music hits again as she winks to the camera and heads to the back)

BB: thank you, Scarlett. Wow…Hall of Famer, Jeff Davis. We never thought that we’d see him in a ring again, but here he was.

MM: I knew that he was coming. Me and Jeff are tight.

(FNF goes to commercial as Battle and Murphy are seen arguing again)

( Standing outside a FAL tour bus, that has a picture of Mr. Magnificent on the side. The Offensive &

The Tokyo Bullets are vandalizing the picture by adding devil horns, missing teeth, eye patch " inked in

blood, this ancient Sumerian text contained bizarre burial rites, funerary incantations and demon

resurrection passages. It was never meant for the world of the living"..etc, etc..) Phil Says, Yo, now why does this old 2nd hand nature boy have his face plastered all over everything? We get it, you're a

big deal. If I was a Dick Clark living vampire who was 195 years old I'd be a big deal too. Nah, respect for that. Who

knows maybe one day Phil Apollo will be in that lane, but right now I'm not. Nope. Right now, The Offensive & The Tokyo

Bullets should at least be on the tag rankings in contender ship for something. But no not a word. No hype. No

streamers, No confetti and Joe loves confetti don't ya Joe?

(Milano seen rocking the tour bus)

Joe sputtering and short-circuiting, We kill Pete! We eat Pete! We SMA-SMA- SMASH!!!!!!

(Camera goes back to Phil) Alright, So yeah. I love the enthusiasm, Joe! I do! but..maybe not kill or eat "for Pete's sake ;)" You just keep to smashing,

Joe. So moving on. Bullets seeing as you two dimple-nuts are the ones who got us in this situation. We just had to go out

didn't we boys? What have you got for me now? We need some pizazz, we need some pop. We need something to take

us to the top and make the bottom's drop, boys.

(The Tokyo Bullets pull a trunk from the storage compartment from under the tour bus and open it

revealing it's contents) Is that what I think it is boys? It is! This is authentic right from the CW studio lot. I'm proud of ya boys. You did good, you

Fast Freddie Flintstone Freakshows. The costumes of Reverse Flash & Zoom for you #1 & #2. That will get you noticed as

you shoot the hairs off the killer bees' peach fuzz covered paranium.. but look at this surprise for me. The Rival's

costume. Hey, you know I've been dressing like Dragon Lee since I broke into the FAL. I think it's time for a new look and

"the Rival" fits me just fine.. Apollo-o-o, Milano-o-o Tokyo-o-o!! Make that O-face Aces! Make that O-FACE!

The lights flicker in the FAL Arena and a trio of figures makes its way to the ring….

Terrible Tim Peacock: So, this is the FAL? Hmmm, it has some promise – not quite the IGL

yet, but it’s getting there. They have a nice spread of food back in the locker room. I can’t

wait to get back there.

Dangerous Dennis Canoy: Speaking of spreads…did you see the ladies around here? This is

definitely an upgrade over the IGL. Hello, ladies!

Battlin Jack Brosious: Enough of that b*llshit guys! I’m here to crack some skulls and take

some titles. Which one of you safe space seeking little b*stards are going to step up and get

their teeth knocked down their throats first? Starblazer??? Sounds like you ate too many

fruit loops while watching Saturday morning cartoons when you were a kid.

Samuel Adams? I hope you wrestle better than that swill of a beer tastes. Cherry wheat?

More like a bottle full of bullsh*t.

And what the f*ck is this Joe Milano guys deal??? Who the hell names themselves after a dry-

*ss cookie. Why don’t you just call yourself Pepperidge Farms? A bunch of young $&)$@)*

)*@)*)$* )(_*$&@$@!...... The TV station bleeps out the rest of Brosious comments and goes

to commercial

The Diep Brothers and Henry Morgan

Morgan: Sorry fans, we had to take a little holiday last cycle. Well, I guess I

should say we had to give everyone else a holiday from the *ss whuppins we’ve

been handing out lately.

Bhauls (Laughing): That’s right, Morgan. I don’t see the Bumblebees or the rubber

bullets with any straps around their waists. They couldn’t even beat the bottom

tier tag teams in this league. Hahaha.

K’nie: That’s right, brudda. To the teams holding those straps, we are coming for

what is ours. Don’t be mad when we take them from you and don’t cry like a sissy

boy to your mommas. This is mens work and the Dieps are in the house.

The Standard of Excellence is alive and well and no one is more excellent than yours truly, JASON MANN. I already have

3 belts but I hunger for more. I've always been the underdog but that's never stopped me. Lately I've been looking up

and down the FAL roster to find someone worthy of being my permanent tag team partner and I'm proud to say that I've

found just that. The partner? STARBLAZER. The Team? THE VICTORY EXPRESS. The result? Tag team supremacy like the

FAL and dare I say the IWA has never seen before. - SOE: Jason Mann

SOE: Titan Terror speaks - Unlike some people here, I have always been a man of my word. I promised that

more troops would be coming and I am about to deliver on that. Please welcome to the FAL, SOE member

Barry's Best Friend! BBF will be part of a new team with Samuel Adams known as Warped and Wasted. The

announcements don't stop there. Jason Mann and Starblazer will be teaming as the Victory Express and yours

truly will be gaining a tag team partner as well. My partner will reveal himself at the proper time but know this -

SOE is the place to be and many more will join us. Now then, let me address the 800 lb elephant in the room,

or in this case the 250 lb jackass known as Kevin Savage. Kev, I see that I've brought the best back out of you.

You're a far cry from where you were last year when you could barely make it through a gym session with me.

Back then you told me that you didn't think you had it anymore and had to hide behind an announcing booth

and then ultimately a cheap Halloween costume and a silly gimmick. But you saw me at the top and that drove

you crazy. You did all that you could to try pushing me from that spot and now that big gold is around your

waist. I'm not talking about the Mississippi Mudpie title or whatever belt the corrupt commish will gift you this

week but the FAL Heavyweight Championship. That prize will be mine again soon enough but let's cut to the

chase. I'm here today to present a challenge. You vs me in any match you want, tag, singles, whatever. But we

do it in my hometown of Philly and we do it on pay per view so the whole world can see you lying flat on your

back at my hands with my hand raised in victory. You'll be demolished and tossed aside just like the other

symbols of the South. Then and only then will everyone see what and who and the true "Standard of

Excellence" really is. The gauntlet has been thrown. Do you accept?

Sneak Attack:

As GTA: SOE were having another great tag match, SOE had gotten the upper hand when all of a sudden BIG SMITTY’s

music hits. The crowd goes crazy! He’s finally back!!! But as Smitty gets in the ring, he starts TKOing all the GTA. Smitty

gets the mic. “I’m baaack! But it’s only because of SOE that I am. They have showed me what family is all about since I

have been out! While GTA has only been partying since I have been gone! It’s time for SOE to truly rise to the top!!

Eclypse: “How pleasant to have your company. My Sister—“

Vanity: “—of Sin! Ha ha.” (winks)

E: “—and I are joined by our dearest Flesh and Blood today for a very special occasion. Our Family grows in number,

again, and you can only guess at the glee this brings me. Tombstone is with us, of course.”

V: “And my Twisted Steel is present and accounted for. And doing WONDERS for black denim.”

Bobby Lord: “Flatterer.”

E: “And we await my Dark Colossus with such great anticipation, for he brings with him a very special—ah, speak of My

warrior now.”

A black van pulls up and Apocalypse, in the passenger side, gets out. We can’t see the driver, but that’s not who’s the

focus. Apocalypse goes to the back of the van and opens up the doors. The long black hair of Apocalypse is whipped by

the breeze; he steps back and Eclypse comes over and looks in the back of the vehicle. She smiles in approval. She then

produces a small box, which she hands to the unseen guest.)

E: “I do hope you’ll like it. Your vintage mask was a bit beyond repair I’m afraid, but this was tailored to meet every

detail.” (She smiles wider at what she sees now.) “Excellent. Do join the rest of the Family, won’t you?”

(The man who steps out of the van is dressed in a dark suit, carrying a suitcase. When he turns out way, we see that the

mask he is wearing has no eyes, no mouth, no nose, and no ears visible. It is a solid black color and shows no sign

whatever of a face, and fans in the know recognize this as the man called Decapitator, formerly of the FAL, and before

that, one of the original five wrestlers who joined with Apocalypse when he first joined the IWA. Decapitator seems to

see Tombstone; they clasp hands in friendship, which leads to an embrace. He shakes hands with Bobby Lord and nods

respectfully to Vanity. He then turns back to Eclypse. The 6’5”, 265-pounder opens his suitcase and hands her a a large

black book. He also proceeds to tear off his suit and tie, and lowers himself to his knees in obeisance to the Holy Mother

of Darkness.)

Apocalypse: “You never were much of a suit guy.”

(Eclypse, pleased, produces a small vial of... something, and anoints Decapitator’s bare chest as we fade to black.)

Friday Nite Fright, opens to the cameras panning the crowd before going to the announce table where Bob Battle and Mike

“the Mouth” Murphy are standing ready as usual to start the broad-cast

BB: Murphy, things are really heating up here in the FAL. We’re having new arrivals here daily ready to compete.

MM: Bob, some aren’t really “new” arrivals. They’re faces that we’ve seen before and they’re back ready to make an impact.

BB: This is true. We’re going to get right to it. Please welcome, your FAL and Southern Heritage Champion, Kevin Savage:

(Savage comes out as “LaGrange” fills the building. He’s wearing street clothes, with his FAL title over his shoulder and the SHC

belt around his waist as usual, but tonight as he comes to the ring playing to the crowd he’s carrying a guitar.)

MM: You gonna play us a tune on that thing there or just holding it hoping that now of SoE comes out here to take you out?

KS: (smiling, much to the surprise of Murphy who flinched when Savage put his hand on Murph’s shoulder) Murph, believe it

or not, I’m going to play you a song. Like anything else I do, it’s probably going to be a hit. Girls everywhere, and that Mom

right there in the second-row in the Big Bad Wolf t-shirt, are probably going to be throwing themselves at me like I’m Elvis

here. (Battle tries to speak but Savage holds him up) Hold on Bob…I want you guys to know that this song comes from my

heart. It means something to me. Ya see, I ran my mouth off a few weeks ago when Candy Kruger asked me about Titan Terror

and our little…Issue. It’s gotten out of hand. I feel bad about it. We were friends. This business isn’t worth this. (he takes the

Southern Heritage Title belt off, holding it up) This belt…It’s not worth a friendship. But, here is a guy I came into the business

with. He was there for me, with me, when I started winning title after title, feud after feud, honor after honor, he was right

there behind me. It really got to me. Well, I put pen to paper, and it’s almost done, but I want to show you what I have.

BB: You wrote a song about your friendship with Titan Terror? (Savage nods) And you want to sing it here, now?

KS: Bob, I do…with all of my heart. (the two announcers step back as a ringside attendant slides a stool in and Savage starts to

play the guitar to the tune of “Wind Beneath My Wings” while smiling at them and the crowd. He finally starts to sing)

It must have been cold there in my shadow…To never have sunlight on your face…

You were content to let me shine…But we always knew that you would whine…

So I was the one with all the glory…Belt after Belt carried MY Name…

You would sit back, cry, scream and fuss…Like a big ole Hemorrhoid causing booty pain…

Did you ever know that you're a Zero…not many people know your name…

you’re like when you think you’ve got to fart…but what you have left behind is stains…

KS: Well, that’s what I have so far. I think that it really sums up Titan Terror in a way that only me and a few others know him.

MM: Wait, I can’t let you get away with that. You’re talking about one of the all time greats in the FAL!

KS: I’m TALKING about a big man with an ego to match and a mouth that dwarfs it that can make up an excuse faster than Bill

Clinton can get a phone number. I’m talking about a guy who talks tough but then throws a titty tantrums…that’s IT! He’s not

Titan Terror…he’s Titty Baby…or Temper Tantrum. (he starts mimicking Titan Terror) ‘The commissioner won’t push me…wah

wah wah…the fans don’t get me…wah wah wah…’ Folks, when the matches are over I don’t know if it’s time to take him to go

get a beer or change his diaper. (at that Titan Terror’s music started up and he, Jason Mann, Omen, and Sam Adams came out

to the top of the ramp in their newly minted “Standard of Excellence” group t-shirts. Smirking, Titan Terror pulls out a mic.)

TT: Savage, you have a big mouth. And it is about time that someone came down there and shut it for you! We are the future!

KS: (laughing) You mean like you did the last two months? Oh that’s right…you took a Southern Justice nap. I took your belt.

TT: Would you be so cocky if that big dumb*ss was not standing right there with you? The whole SoE is here. There are only

two of you. (Rider leans over to Savage who laughs back, before being handed a piece of paper by the Rider )

KS: yeah. A couple of things. First, you gotta watch that potty mouth. This is a family show. Secondly, Rider is a smart guy.

He reminded me that our NEW manager had us do a little deal a while back. Third, this little piece of paper (he shows Battle

whose eyes grow) is from the United States Patent office. It appears, that the owner of “Standard of Excellence” with

reference to the FAL is none other than myself…so please, Please, PLEASE…keep selling those t-shirts. Keep that royalty money

coming in. I want you to know, I really appreciate it. (he turns to Rider) This guy just won’t stop giving. Last month he gave me

his regional belt. Now he’s giving me royalty money. Terror…just for that, I’m gonna go write another verse to your song!

(at that Terror and the SoE charge to the ring as Savage and Rider jump out to the floor. Backstage officials, security, and local

police quickly get between them separating them as the show goes to commercial)