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SOAPBOXKevin M. interiews the 4, 2012 election hopefulsObama, Palin, Romney and huckabee.

20 Questions to save the world and only a handful of people to save it.

Would the Trump make a good president or a great one,? cause its one or the other no exeptions.

DIRTYBULLThe Game Genie for Wall Street now avalible. How to become the next Billionaire Baller

Madoff made off with more than 60 billion dallors, will his victums ever get there money back and do they need there money back?

The young and the rich help out the old and the poor while the old and the rich are just bitches

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The Android continues to eat up more and more of the smart phone market. While Jobs can only look out his hospital window

Eco smarte copper cell systems make your pool clean and clear but the hidden danger of the copper build up.

Sun rise this is the last day that I'll ever see out in the court-yard they're ready for me but I go to my Lord without fear 'cos I did what I did for Maria. As I rode into town with the sun going down all the windows were barred there was noone around for they knew that I'd come with my hand on my gun and revenge in my heart for Maria my dearest de- parted Maria.

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FEATURESI love how you curse when I wake you upAnd sweetly demand that I fill your cup.

I follow your cool gun powder glare Honey

Do you still sing of the mountain bed we made of limbs and leaves? Do you still sigh there near the sky where the holly berry bleeds? page 40, by K FED. You laughed as I covered you over with leaves Face, breast, hips, and thighs You smiled when I said the leaves were just the color of your eyes Rosin smells and turpentine smells from page 45, by Britney SPEARS. eucalyptus and pine Bitter tastes of twigs we chewed where tangled wood vines twine Trees held us in on all four sides so thick we could not see I could not see any wrong in you, and you saw page 49, by K.P. none in me Your arm was brown against the ground, your cheeks part of the sky Your fingers played with grassy moss, as limber

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/ SOAPBOX Kevin Markle interiews the 4, 2012 election hopefuls

Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is for when you lose the wieght of debt then its time for brand new clothes, time to spend and stimulate the economy.Q. loose boxers or tight breifs?A. “Look!,” needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now.

Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is for when you lose the wieght of debt then Q. loose boxers or tight breifs?A. “Look!,” I’ve been in briefs for years until i needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now, they’re great. but i’m a victory secret girl so what ev.

Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is Q. loose boxers or tight breifs?A. “Look!,” I’ve been in briefs for years until i needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now, they’re great. But i just found some panokeo undies and they’er fun, a little something new.

Q. How do plan to reverse the Nation’s large debt in 2012?A. “Look!,” we! as a country need to start tighten up our belts and save for a future but also remember that the belt has too many holes which is for when you lose the wieght of debt then its time for brand new clothes, time to Q. loose boxers or tight breifs?A. “Look!,” I’ve been in briefs for years until i needed to very fast raise my sperm count. Lol yeah but I know you didn’t need to hear that. but to answer the question I wear Hanes boxers now, they’re great.

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Well if we had our own willing way to go You'd be doing things, and hoping theres antidote! When we saw that we'd give you it all! we're thinkin' you're a lady, yankin' our chains an' all!*** We can get a try! We can get a try! with a 1, 2, 3 You'd be startin' to drown! We can clear the floor We'd give you a bangin' ladies and gentelmen do it together! We want you to give us some-thing more... You have to lay down on us! We want us to get up off the floor... Don't ever lay down on it! We don't want to ever live or die! We gotta get out we can make it today you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun, but you dont understand. You gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

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chains an' all! We

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get a try! with a 1, 2,

3 You'd be startin' to

drown! We can clear

the floor We'd give

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» make me a man! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun either take it, or leave it! We want fun, and we're gonna get pasted! We want to have fun, and we want to get wasted! When we had the time of our life We'd hook up with the gang and take you through! Then youd be in the back of our van Mum and dad started gettin' real bad! We want you to give us something more... You have to lay down on us! We want us to get up off the floor...Don't ever lay down on it! We don't want to ever live or die! We gotta get out we can make it today you gotta HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! make it today! We want fun and you better believe it! We want fun 'cos we desperately need it! We want fun We want fun 'cos we desperately need it!

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When all is lost

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and his father it.

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BILLIONAIREBALLERS

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I love how you curse when I wake you up And sweetly demand that I fill your cup. I follow your cool gun powder glare Honey, you lay me bare. 1. Eye of the tiger A billionaire never loses focus of the green & always is looking to increase what they have. You're the girl of my dreams And a 2. Locks of Gold, pistol it seems, but you shoot me straight and true Time to lay down my bets, Oh, I put all my money on you. When I'm in the dark, girl, you bring me to light. It seems 3. Platnium tissue, like you're almost always right. So keep boxing my ears when I sew them shut. Baby, you sure are tough. 4. Diamond culflinks, You're the girl of my dreams And a pistol it seems, but you shoot me straight and true Time to lay down my fears, Honey, I feel so safe around you. If the tiller man taught me anything, It's that a 5. Nice butt, hard-headed woman is what I need To help me to always do my best. Baby, my life is blessed. You're the girl of my dreams And a pistol it seems, but you shoot me 6. Pin stripes make you taller straight and true Time to lay down my fears, Honey, I feel so safe around you. If the tiller man taught me anything, It's that a 7. Nice shoes hard-headed woman is what I need To help me to always do my best. Baby, my life is blessed. You are the girl of my dreams And a pistol

There is history in this place There are

dragons to be chased And though I don't

know who you are An easy flow and a strong, a strong heart And the

charm in the way you hide Gently take my

skull for a ride And I don't know who you are

But I know what a would like you to be A

one night stand under stoned persuasion But

a joy that I can't hide

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WALLSTREET

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