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ANTARCTICA JOKES What did the sea say to the iceberg? Nothing. It just waved. Q. A. Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt? Aunt-Artica Q. A. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers. Q. A. ANTARCTICA JOKES What did the sea say to the iceberg? Nothing. It just waved. Q. A. Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt? Aunt-Artica Q. A. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers. Q. A. ANTARCTICA JOKES What did the sea say to the iceberg? Nothing. It just waved. Q. A. Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt? Aunt-Artica Q. A. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers. Q. A. ANTARCTICA JOKES What did the sea say to the iceberg? Nothing. It just waved. Q. A. Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt? Aunt-Artica Q. A. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers. Q. A. ANTARCTICA JOKES What did the sea say to the iceberg? Nothing. It just waved. Q. A. Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt? Aunt-Artica Q. A. What do penguins eat for lunch? Ice burg-ers. Q. A.

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ANTARCTICA

JOKESWhat did the sea say to the iceberg?

Nothing. It just waved.

Q.

A.

Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt?

Aunt-Artica

Q.

A.

What do penguins eat for lunch?

Ice burg-ers.

Q.

A.

ANTARCTICA

JOKESWhat did the sea say to the iceberg?

Nothing. It just waved.

Q.

A.

Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt?

Aunt-Artica

Q.

A.

What do penguins eat for lunch?

Ice burg-ers.

Q.

A.

ANTARCTICA

JOKESWhat did the sea say to the iceberg?

Nothing. It just waved.

Q.

A.

Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt?

Aunt-Artica

Q.

A.

What do penguins eat for lunch?

Ice burg-ers.

Q.

A.

ANTARCTICA

JOKESWhat did the sea say to the iceberg?

Nothing. It just waved.

Q.

A.

Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt?

Aunt-Artica

Q.

A.

What do penguins eat for lunch?

Ice burg-ers.

Q.

A.

ANTARCTICA

JOKESWhat did the sea say to the iceberg?

Nothing. It just waved.

Q.

A.

Who is the polar bear’s favorite aunt?

Aunt-Artica

Q.

A.

What do penguins eat for lunch?

Ice burg-ers.

Q.

A.

SEASPECIFICS

SALTY

SEVENTY PERCENT of the earth’s surface is water.

Of that, 97% is salt water.

EVERY stream andEVERY river that flows into the ocean carries some amount of salt minerals in it.

All that salt comes from erosion of the minerals

fact

source

Where does all that

come from?salt

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SEASPECIFICS

SALTY

SEVENTY PERCENT of the earth’s surface is water.

Of that, 97% is salt water.

EVERY stream andEVERY river that flows into the ocean carries some amount of salt minerals in it.

All that salt comes from erosion of the minerals

fact

source

Where does all that

come from?salt

{ {

SEASPECIFICS

SALTY

SEVENTY PERCENT of the earth’s surface is water.

Of that, 97% is salt water.

EVERY stream andEVERY river that flows into the ocean carries some amount of salt minerals in it.

All that salt comes from erosion of the minerals

fact

source

Where does all that

come from?salt

{ {

SEASPECIFICS

SALTY

SEVENTY PERCENT of the earth’s surface is water.

Of that, 97% is salt water.

EVERY stream andEVERY river that flows into the ocean carries some amount of salt minerals in it.

All that salt comes from erosion of the minerals

fact

source

Where does all that

come from?salt

{ {

SEASPECIFICS

SALTY

SEVENTY PERCENT of the earth’s surface is water.

Of that, 97% is salt water.

EVERY stream andEVERY river that flows into the ocean carries some amount of salt minerals in it.

All that salt comes from erosion of the minerals

fact

source

Where does all that

come from?salt

{ {

WHO SWIMSARCTICIN THE ?

In the winter, the Arctic Ocean’s average temperature is 30° F. (Sea water freezes at 32° F.)

NARWHALS have a long spiral tusk that can grow up to 9 feet long!

ORCA WHALES travel in pods and prefer polar regions.

WHO SWIMSARCTICIN THE ?

In the winter, the Arctic Ocean’s average temperature is 30° F. (Sea water freezes at 32° F.)

NARWHALS have a long spiral tusk that can grow up to 9 feet long!

ORCA WHALES travel in pods and prefer polar regions.

WHO SWIMSARCTICIN THE ?

In the winter, the Arctic Ocean’s average temperature is 30° F. (Sea water freezes at 32° F.)

NARWHALS have a long spiral tusk that can grow up to 9 feet long!

ORCA WHALES travel in pods and prefer polar regions.

WHO SWIMSARCTICIN THE ?

In the winter, the Arctic Ocean’s average temperature is 30° F. (Sea water freezes at 32° F.)

NARWHALS have a long spiral tusk that can grow up to 9 feet long!

ORCA WHALES travel in pods and prefer polar regions.

WHO SWIMSARCTICIN THE ?

In the winter, the Arctic Ocean’s average temperature is 30° F. (Sea water freezes at 32° F.)

NARWHALS have a long spiral tusk that can grow up to 9 feet long!

ORCA WHALES travel in pods and prefer polar regions.