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How to Annoy \\ Someone

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\\ By: Shooting Shark!

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There are three things you need on someone in order to really annoythem. They Are:

1> Real Name (or at least family name)2> Address3> Phone #

How to get this data:

As The Rocker said in an earlier file, the loze will often post his homefone when he wants to trade wares. If he doesn't, leave him E-Mail sayingyou have the wares he wants, and to please leave you his #. As a last

resort, if you know the SysOp reasonably well, ask him for the number ofthe loze (all lozes use their real numbers when logging onto a system,remember?)

Once you have the number, do a CNA on it. This will get you the name ofthe person who pays the phone bill at the house (Although the A in CNAstands for Address, they don't do that any more). So call the "CustomerService" number of your local BOC and say, "This is atxxx-xxxx (lozes fone number). I didn't get my last bill. I think it mighthave been sent to my partner's residence. Could you tell me the addressyou have?" - copy it down as she says it. If you miss it,just say "hold on, I think I recognize it. Let me get a piece of paper..."she'll wait, then read it to you again...voila... you've got all the data

you need.

(More customer service sabotage)

"Hello, this is at

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cards. Don't send him Vogue, he'd probably get off on the pictures. Justsend him as many mags as possible, and within 10 weeks he can open anewsstand.

What's especially good, are those "Marines" cards. Tell them he's 18 andjust graduating from high school, and they'll call him as well.

Call your local KKK branch (or get an address from a KKK BBS) and orderabout 20 "KKK and proud" bumper stickers. Put on loze's car (or hisparent's car).

Call when he's at school. When his mom asks who's calling, say "Mr.Krack-Man" or "Bioc Agent 003" or someone else famous. Or say "PacTelSecurity" and if she asks why, tell her: 'He's been making illegal phonecalls'... this is a little drastic and not my style, though.

More things to say to mommy (or daddy) - "He threw a rock at my cat and wehad to put the cat to sleep..""Ask him if he still wants that pot..""Suzy says that he got her in trouble.."

Of course, if his parents are understanding, he'll be able to convincethem that it was a joke...eventually...

Next time you're on The Source, send him 100 mailgrams. They should eachsay something like "you're such an asshole I can't believe it" and be"from" someone they're friends with, like the SysOp of their favoriteboard. If they're not too intelligent, this might give them a nervousbreakdown, though.

Put Call Waiting on his data line.

Take touch-tone off his line. He'll wonder why his calls aren't goingthrough.

If he's a "wanna-be" phreak and asks you about hacking programs, be niceand write him one...one that, after hacking 30 or so numbers, starts

calling London Recorded Time (011-441-246-8255), 911 (which has ANI), thenCOSMOS (which also has ANI)...this is called a Revenge Hacker and is not myidea. Again, it's a little drastic. Heh.

Have a few pizzas delivered to his house. While you're at it, also sendsome "escorts", Roto-Rooter men, Fire Engines, Cops. Preferably all on thesame night... (Note: when sending police, just say something like "Myhouse got burglarized last night", not something like "I think there's arobber in my bedroom". They might come with their rifles and tear gas,and remember, we just want to slightly annoy this person, not get himkilled.)

If the person you want to annoy is a SysOp:

Cancel his service (see above).Put call waiting on his line (also see above).Put his address on his own board. That will `really' bother him...

Well, that's it. Now Remember, I neither advocate nor practice the abovementioned activities!!!

-----------------------------------Copyright 1999 Shark

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