amputee love
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Whot you hove in your honds is o motl excil ing ond liberoting book. This is o grophicnovello oboul o womqn qmpulee ond her friends. The qulhoress, o double omputee, isRene ond her husbond Rich did rhe i l lusfrqlions. The cover is by Brent Boqlet, usingouthentic omputee limbs os models. All ol us ore inleresled in whol you think of thisfirsl issue of Amputee Love, We welcome ony of your suggeslions ond commenls, lfyou ore on ompufee or hove hod ony interesting experiences with lhem we would l ikelo heor from you.
Rono ld Turner , Pub l isher
Thot which is crooked connotbe mode stroight; ond thot
which is wonling conno,be numbered.
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W h e n l w o s s t u d y i n g i n P o r i s f e nyeors ogo, one o f my bes l f r iends wos onomputee.
Not reo l l y . Ac tuo l l y , E l i sobefh hodhod po l io os o ch i ld ond i l hod o f {ec tedher legs . She used c ru lches ond l i ved thel i {e o f o Por is ion bonne v ivon le .
Everybody v is i red E l i sobeth . Heropor tmenf wos o c ross be tween the Gorede Lyon ond lhe roce l rock o t S t . C loud,bu t wos no f os we l l l i gh ted on foggy doze.
I s lep t w i th E l i soberh iw ice , ond wediscovered thol we were belier friendsthon lovers . She pre fer red more lus ly ondor ig ino l F renchmen.
E l isobeth 's l i fe wos fu l l . She mooe nobones obou l her legs , ond I never fhough iio osk obou l the rubber - r ipped o luminumcruTcnes.
The po in f o { o l l th is i s tho t we oreprobob ly o / /c rooked or ben ' t in some wqy.L imi ted is who l I meon. We o l l hovel im i io t ions . Some o f us o re more l im i led
thon o thers . E l i sqbeth 's -o r ony ompu-tee 's - l im i lo t ions ore phys ico l . Theybeg in o t the d isor t i cu lo t ion ond end in thecopoc i ty o f the eye to d iscern o miss ingpo r t .
A f te r o l l , mon is l im i ied by h is s ixsenses- los te ( fo i r ) , touch (OK) , smel l( lousy) , s igh t ( fo i r ) heor ing (sh i t f y ) , ondpropr iocepf ion ( the sense our musc leshove thot we're erecl, or seoled, orwo lk ing , o r who iever ) . Whot more is ou fthere in the un iverse comes lo me on ly indreoms. So v isuo l percep i ion is l im i ted tohow mony sc in t i l l q t ions the humon re t inocon p ick up ond to the f in i te number o fimoges lhe bro in con pu t together .
Won ' l somebody come ond see iheth ing lho t mokes me who le?
The omputee weors one o f her l im i to -l ions on her s leeve. There 's no th ing toh ide , sove fo r won l ing .
In knowing lunocy , ond Io l l y , ondloss , ond sqdness , her heor r xnowswisdom. She won ls no t .
Bes't,E d m o n d K o s i n s k i , M . D .
C l in i co I lns t ruc to rDepodmenl o f Fomi ly Med ic ine
Stonf o rd Med ico l Schoo lGenero I Proc l i l i oner
Wes ' f Mor in Med ico l Cen lerBox24O
Poin t Reyes 5TA.Co lifornio 94956
AMPUTEE LOVE #1, wr i t fen ond drown by RICH AND RENE PRODUCTIONS. Enf i reconten ls O 1975 LAST GASP Wor ld R igh ts Reserved. Pub l ished by LAST GASP PO 8oX
212 Berke ley CA 94701 . Any s imi lo r i i y lo persons l i v ing or deod is PUre ly co inc identq l .No por t o f th is book moy be reproduced w i lhout wr i i ten Permiss ion by the pub l isher .
Add i f iono l cop ies $2 .25 pos ' tpo id ond must be occompon ied by on oge s fo lement .
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SHERI UP ON THE OFFERTO GOA}IDLIVE WITH I{ER, FOR AWH]LE....IIEETING THE NEW AIVIPUTEE ONTHE DAY OF HER RELEASE,SHERIDROVE HER TO HER PLUSH CON-D0itlNlutr\ AND HELPED l{ER.ISETT LE IN... IN TI{E DAYS THATFOLLOWED.THETWO GIRLSPACKED UP AND CLO5ED OUTLYN 5' OLD APARTIAENT.... ONLYAFTER 9IIERI EXPLAINED THEWORKiNGS OF THE SHOE SWAPCLUB AI{ONGST GAL AMPUTEES,ITOULD LYN ABANDON ALL OFHT,N
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LYN HoNEY WECANSTTLL SEE EACHHER OCCA5IONALLYAFTER YOU GET OUTTHE HOSPITAL HERE-AND WE CAN GO
T0 DlN NER.... lN RElr\oTE SpoTs....I WELL....YoU SURELY CANT WANTGET MARRIED NOW CAN YOU? YOU
KNOW. OUR 6ROUP I'SO ACNYE IN \THIN65'N ALL...'N THEY'D BE A LITTLE.UH.UN COIAFORTABLE,UH, lHE WAY YOU HAVE TO
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OVER coFF EE THE NEXT /hOR Nl N6. THE GIRLS CHATTEDT YES LYN. SAlr\ lS RATHER UNUSI}IERE AREABOUT 40 A}\PUTEES.IN OUR GROUP ANDONLY 3.ARE IVi IUTS-WE INETRYING TO IIEET A^ORE IN ORDER, TO BAL ANCE THE GROUP BUT IT 15 DI FFICULT TOFIND THEty\. AS YOU NOW KNOW OuR i{EN ADA\IRERS ARE 9ARTIAL To US- BLESS 'El^ -AND VERY FEW 0F THE^,t WANT ANY PART OF AGAL WHo IS'NT AN A,t'\puTEE OF SOl ESORT. THE ,t\EN WHO DONT DIG OUR K|ND...,THEY DONT KNOW $rHAT THEY'REtYtlsSlNG-TVELL.ITTAYBE THEY O0.., C'/IAON.LETS GO IN IAY R,OOA,\.N WE CAN TALK WHILE WE DR,ESS'irfELL,rnAyBE rHEY OO.., C'�'\AON,!E_LS GO!N t Y WE CAN TALK WHILE WE DR,ESS'i
" No LYN.I VERY RARELY EVE R WE AR A Ll'ltB,IllEYABE HOT. HE AVY U6LY AT.ID AWKWARD .THE IAAKERS
HAVENTAPPRECIABLY IilPROYED THEI\ IN 50 YEARS,SO.TOHELL WITH TIIEIR COSTLY i\ON5TR.OS tT IE5. I'A WEAR THE
PEG5 A LOT.YA CANT BEAT .E'{\ FOR COI'AFORT .N STABTLITY -AND YOU CAN ALWAYS WIN A PRIZE AT CO5TUTE 8ALL5 A9 A
PIRATE.THE PEG POLTSANE I}ITERCHANGEABLEAND I HAYE.EfIN DTFFERENT COLORS AND LENGTHS FOR X\Y HEELS'Nt.VE EVEN 60TA6EN 5TUDDFO POLI TOR FORIiALS. IKEtp il\YsilcKs - You NEYER CALL'EnCRUrCHEg BYTHE WAY - AIL PAINTEO TO NATCH iTY ENSEIi{BLESTOO, WHEN Iil ALL DUDED UP AND LOOKING REALOO, WHEN III ALL DUDED UP AND LOOKING REAL
FOXY AND OUT IN PUBLIC. I6ET A KICK OUT OFWATCHING PEOPLE, AS I'I\sURE YOU WILLAS YOU SWING YOUR,SELF ALONG INTHATFASC I NATI NG RHYI}I'S TI{ATS' UN IQUE Y'ITH US,,ITO5T II\EN WILL POSITIVELY TEERATYOUANOOGLE YOU.TIL TI.IEY NEAR DR,OOL ATt OVERTHEiISELVES AND THE WO^AEN WILL FIATsTARE AT YOU WITH LOOK9 OF PITY IN A FEWCAsES. BUT rcsILY ENVY AND DISLIKE.THEPOOR SINTPLE qAGs. YOU SEE, WE HAViSOA\E.THINGTHEYDONT H AVE. AND IT '5 HIDDEN.WERAISE QUESTIONS IN EVER,YBODYS' I$ INbS,WHAT HAPPENED TO HER LEG ? WHAT I5 LEFT?HOW DOES SHE DO THINGS- LIKE FOR EXA}^PIEHOW DOES SHE BALL A GUY, WITH ONLY ONE
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D NEX'S TORYOUI TVIoot lr CnrCf HERE F0R'Y0U lt YOUrrflLL Sr6N 0rrTlE SETILEIA!!!
Ftr-u. ux-t FoUGHT FoR Yot At'loo0T AS lttUCH A5 l.ul{, A 600DtYt
I Tl{tNK- C0N5IDERlN6....
Htil.YEs.WELL. ER Ull' lT'5 Ullroi AN EVEN TWo HUNorro o'.'WE AH,TOOK INTO CONSIDER;ATION YOUR, LO5I INCOXIE I
LITY, AND UH. AI{.YOURBEIN6 cRIPPLEo PERt\!!r
N0...^nxrHAMAP!\ottoITY DEAR,YOU IiT ISUNDER.ST00D lftE.. ITS Trll0 HUND;P(ED THOUSATIO DOLLARS,
YOU STILL THERE ??AREYOU OKAY?
LL YOU BE HOITAE lltls EVENING?T BR TNG THE cHEcK ovER \l RAq_{!ulq!
}OOD! NO NO, l'lrt OUITE SINGLEOTIIERWISE UNENCU|iBERED...'l
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6r prt -Cw r]tE cRAP....LAYrT 0N IrlE. AOV $AHE-\T3-5-rr-ls t srop ntGnr rHERE iDATIIN YOU...TAKE YOUR, LOUSYTTO HUNORED CLAI{S AIDlr! I'tISEEYOU lN COURT-nUINSULTING SLOB....
AU/ SHI ...WHA AriT ? uH,r'HUNDRED THOur" "' lt ' l
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RlGllT 0N IUTAN ! l'LL EVENIIAKE IIARTI N I.S AND BUY YAA DRINK.0RIHREE. Y0U, URDONT HAVE ALOVIN'WIFE OR,S0trlEEODY WAITIN' UP FOR \OUD0You.....oR DOYoU3
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rRE YOU S0 UPrtOHT ABOUT IAD? ANDDO CALL 'I\E LYN.WONT YOU ?
UH,YOUhE 50 CUTEANDYET YOU'RE UH]FD ̂ .--AH...CR,IP.UH
WELL...,UH,5rtATTER OFFACT. NO- I NEVER HAVE
i.utt...veex SuRE,oK
LL THAI,IK YOU... I{A I{A... SILLY0WN5'NOf S'POSED I0 HiDE t\Y LlL'
T'5 AN ATTRIBUTE IN SOIT\E WAYS-s0 I 5H0W lT OFF S0l[ETlt'\E3...wHEN
HIIlTi, HAVE YOU N.IYIDEAWHAT IT'5LIKE
^0NE-IEG9ED CIilCK -HAVE IIER DO T tIU
L()VT,.SIUI{IPIN.? NO ? AREYOU WILLING TO IRY
GOOO! WE'LL HAYE OI.IRDRINKS .N PI.AY AROUND AANDTHEN WE'LL GOINTO THE'N }LL GIVE YOU AWHOLE NEWASTO${ATTIIE SCENE
HEY 'ilAN. LETS HGIVEYOU ATT{O HYOUILL NEVER FO.N BE 5URE TO BRITTIAT 5P
NO BABY, I CANT DENY THATI I'VEGOTTl{E HOTS TOO. THIS IS GROOVY...WOW !I'VE NEVER, EVER THOUGHT ABOUT AOil€.LEG6ED CH I CK.... LET ALONEBALL ONE.AND I4' '6OIN6tO SALLYOU AINT | ? AND HERE I Alrl PtAVlN'WITI{ A LOVELY TITTLE SOFT 5TUI\POF THIGI{ ON ONE. GRE^T !
ALL, 15IT? AND IT FEELS SO GOOD WHENYOU FONDLE lT LlKE THAT.....trVlnr'r-....qqoll--llClVEs,,v\E THE Xots....ree xee -y-gu T0o, HUH ? YOU CANT SAY NO...;:.iclusr rFe.eL LrrE rxi drrrrxe oN THEiSEATTLE'5pACE NEEoLE' poKtN' UP
THERE, YOU sEE - ]T'5 NOT REPULSIVE AT
OUT oF YOUR LAp - Uttrrrrrrr -{9991'1Uit. RIGHT THERE. OOH- FEELS LIKEYOUR HOLDINC THE BOTTO'T\ OFIIIE
FOOT THAT IS'NT T}IERE ANYIAOR,E....IWOWSV|LLE..!-
I SURELY HOPE sO...AND YOU LIN$V_E rO BEARWTTH A\E AB|T., lIvE oNLY HAD oNE PREVIOUS
EXPERIENCE IN UsING THISNEW uL' STUBBIE S0 l,ffr -WE LL, SORTh EXPER,IfTENTIN'WITH IT.Y'KNOIT{?
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NOW }IERE.s SOITAETHING THAT YouHAVE NEVER, HAD BEFORE.....IT'S A NEWEXPE Ri ENCE FOR, II\E TOO. IItUIf ,YOU'REA BIG,YIAN,'N IT FEETS SO G@D WHEN IROIL ITAROUND IiY LITTLE OU9IU$P-|,E - 009:" C rl\oN TAD,LET'5 G0 INTO Iv\Y ROOrtt Ahi,
OH YEAH BABY. RIGHT OA1......I CANT WAIT. WOW - I'VE NEYER,HAD THI5 KIND OF SEX BETOR,EIGEE, UIT\F, HEY.THAT LI U LEG STUB0F V0uR5 ts wAY ouT.. . \-q4
6UrP....PANT... IYOU DO AND I'UCORK. BUT YEAIlLovE tr...t{ rtOET A FEWT\ORI
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IF IT TA9TES THAT GOODTOO - \T{ANT I|TE TO?
6uLP....PANT... ft\nnrr uux.-YOU DO AND I'LL POP T\YCOR,R. BUT YEAH.GO AHEAILOYE IT...'N I'LLOET A FEWI{\ORE
SEE. I,IIT GETTIN,PRETTY GOOD ATU5IN6 LITTLE'BABY LEG' NOW....DYA LIKE THAT?
C'IION BlO BOY.LAY IT,r\E, t,t{\ nEAoY...
OOH-YOU4P6ABIG BOY..Iwow! D0 tExcrTe YovTHA|
WELL.FORTHE FIRSTIIT{iE AT BATUN'A LIL'.ONE.LEG6ED GAL,
WASIT? DIDUAENJ0Y?Atrt I EFITERIN 6ED THAN SONEOI THO5E WITH TWOIEGS.EVEN WITHTHIS LITTLE STUNPOFIEG 0F ffrlNE ?
UTIil\ .I,D LlKE THAT,BUT-DoWt /r4rf r0
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OH YEAHIDIG YOU THEt105T, WoWr{-!YEAH,I IIKETITTLE sIUilE0F [E6- tT'sEXClTINOASHELL....CANIDATE YOUREGULALIKE FOR AOlNNER,NE)TIEEK?ANDTHEN WE CANDOOURTHI
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I{ER.E Y.ARE.AANOTHERORIVE IT 'NWHATSA,TIA
WELL AH,U}I,TO SEE AONE:,UUCH LESS /YOUGALS DO0NrHos€
THE LOUSY CREEP.HE ACTUALLYREFUSEO TO SELL A\ETHATROD,CUz O',ilY ONELEG,AlfO THECASHHELL W]TH
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HUNKA IRON ! (!,'ys;,6',
I tYN! W?^o,,HEY,l^vF.REI$ETUTBER NO$lTIL YA GET BALL
!!Y,_Y!Ip-W SofitETHtN'? YoUR C00L ir\AN..,yOU NEVER. DATED A MONO:B l?E.,g Ffp F F,llulli.wF L!, w.-EIAL0.,!!LI .! 4\{ E- . I w9 L_E_G5 BEr_w E E N u 5 ;BUT WE'RE A LOT 0F FUN - tN ANO oUT OF THE 5ACK - 50, rr VOU-CE SlNbiEJitIv4.NI 50itE EXC|TEIT^ENT AND A GRoOVY, DLFFERENT XrHO OFa, r_ny- c.rvr usWAN I )U'NE EXLI I E'NLN I AND AGROOVY, DIFFERENT KINDOFALAY. GIVE U5A CALL, B Rt NG youR BU_Dq!!!i--,H wd ur-'pticH A Btrc H oF e enl' i N,-
W.HEE,,...UN JU5T DRoVE Up nyA CALL tr.... tT's cooL .... wow.., .,GEE - SHE bR |VES O'O'Oa..... c;,lroir.SWING Y 'SELF OVERTOTHE WINDOWAN' iAKE A PEEK. . . . . .
tr:s tttARP FouR srupiD\--YEAH, lEr$il\E sEE tT...6EE,YOUTWO 5HOULD HAVE AtsLASTTOGETHER. SHE'S R,EAL FOXY.LIK€ YO-\JRSELF. THE PARTY
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YEAH. UIAPF. LETIIilE CET DOWN ONTHE FL00R \lJlTH YOU 6gy5'..11t'rrtiisive oot LorsA GRoovY GALs ND6UYS CO'fIIN' TON ITE.YOU.LL HAVE -AREAL SLAST.
THE GUY WE COT FORYOU I5 AGOOD ONIHE AI NT AN AIIIPUTEE .JUS, LOVES .EIT\
ALL,.N }IE.S A R,EAL HELP TOO .IN FACT,SOfIE YEARS AGO.RIGHTAFTER I LOSTI\Y AR'f\S HE SPENT HOUR5,N I{OURSINiCt-piirc ,r\E TEARN To usE'nY rEET'DrTOES TO DO SO NANY TH1N69 W souND5 COOLI
THE OROY TONIGHT 15 OOTNG TOBE OJTATPOOLSIDE LYN - EVERYBODY'LL DOTHE I R TH I NG OUT THERE... LIKE.ITART INBIKINI'S - THEN TO SKINNY DIPPIN: PICKYOU A BIKINI IN i{Y CTOSET THERE .CAN YOU SWIIA SINCE YOUR "CHOP"JOB?
Uff ,rl, SOUNDS GROOVY- UNH.,.NO, IHAVE'NT EVEN THOUGHTABOUT SWIMMTNG AGAIN.HIIU'ELL. I DUNNO.EUT I CAN SURESPLA5H LlKE HELL IBETCI{A!
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AH,UrlF- 00H...TAKE:CARE9s i\Y LIU sTUNE THE HOTg TOO,INYOU'RE HOLOIN6f,I\BIGTOE.'N ]GETATIN6LE RIGHT UPtNTo a{YcLtT...wowlYou'vE lr:SURE OOT A 8/6 \\ \oilE...COOL, filAN,lN,
sHE PITCHESAGOWELL SUR,E.WHAT'ITHAT WOi\EN HAVELOSING A 116 ORARi
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AH,UMF. OOH...TAKEs INY BREATH AWAY WHEN YOU IcAiess fi\y LIL' sruMPY LIKE rHAr.-PltEw:9!y--EsIifixl nors roo, 'N sorlErlri\E! !IITEELJ r9!-!!I9YOU.RE HOLDIN6 'ilYBtG TOE .,N I GET ATIN6LE RI6HT UPtNro nYcLlT....wow t You'vE
i{EY LYN. WE.RE GOINGTO UgE THE OTHER BEDTO CONSERVE sPACE...WE WONT 'itAKE TOONUCH OT ANOISYORGYSCENE...'LESS YOU
YEA.H, HEYIDIDIA SEE HoWM{NYGCAf.AE WHO ARE A}A
UH. NO. IJUST NEVER. REALIZEDTXAT SO MAUV COULD ALt GATHETAT 0NCE,.. S0 I'\ANY wOMeN T00'A5 FAR AS 1HAT
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sHE PITCI{ES A GOOD gA.SH, iluil ?'w-tt
s'.;nt - .njHAT 'lHi, hELr- uiYA TH iNK-THAT WO'AEN HAVE A T\ONOPOLY ON JTLOSING A LE6 ORARM OR SOIilETHING
Ur\i\ YEAH,WELL,WE'FEA PR,ETTY BIG CLAN., .ANGROwtN' AND.. AW C tr\ON;WE CAN RAP LATER -RI6HT NOW,I.ETs' FUC ?a-r\Ir
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UHNN... IAY LITTLE ARII \ STUBBIES.R' SO ,
SHORT lC'N JUs'U,rrn,Unn BABFLY !0!.qi i :oobo rxlHo lf 's so NlcE'N stG... 'NTHAT f,IY TONGUE 15 LONG E.NOUGH.'UIi jodi*i"" t ao ts YouR9..tl
ILVA!BOVqS THAT rWO sr$ALL CALF sTurnpsgtj|5.+.qryua[DA TrNy THrcH sruB oFHEii - I-O5S OF BOTH LEG5 AND ONE AR/IA
5EEAAS-T-O HEIGHTEN THE INTENSITYOF INTERCOURSE WITH BOTH ELLENAND THE ,rt\AN ENJOY|NG HER LOVE
THE NEXT ff,O-IAt{. HEs oUTstDE II UE RUN Ot'T SREAI
' I GO TRYIN'IO SCRTte!I,ut!t-l!,9!
PANTNERS'ANC HO ,HINDRANCE IN lHEENJOY/IIENTOF AaHOT BALLIN6.
p_E!! trolqt HER END UP BYUstNG HERrE_6s AND FEET- HER sHoRT upFen '
al1l sIUIY\PS or lrrrli rj5e ro xln nsoltE POSITIO
THE NU ISANCE OF HAYTNGTO USE CRUTCHES ANDTHELOSS OI A LEG TOR,GOTTENTEIAPOR AR I LY....tYN Ft NDSINCREASING PTEASURESAND USES IN ̂ .TANIPUtATIt{GHER, NEWLY CREATED STUB
urr...YouhEA 6rTrnES tT,tsH tHA(stoH ) wruu ,wurGANC I.AST NIGHl{UirrPH....Y'KN0WAnP-[ovERq DtcWEIL. V{E AINT AWHO AF.E ATIPS ITHERE ARE A LOAIREGUI.AR CHICKSAf,iP.LoVERS T00PREFER XIEN AIIPRE6ULAR, CUYS...lil{Y NoT....0uE9:II{ATS.NATURALENOUGH....I DON!.3PECIALLY PREFIAN ATP Gi'II-EUTSURE ARE GOOD IN.N TIIEY CAN DOATR,ICKJ THAT WE (
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iH. HE.s OUTSIDE NOW....BYE...BE BACK TI,HEIERUN OUT BREAD,BE GOOD NOW.'N DONTGO TRYIN'TO SCREW THE T'HOLE DAITNED I
-'TOWN WHILE I.I{ GONE.WHY IN HELL NOT?lLrCARRY-IoUR gAG
IrUn Hhf,. tlKE WOW.TI{AT WAsTI{E LIVIN: TOVIN: LAYIN'EN0.....Ti WUIT TN END IIIAT BUCK OF
IIINE HAD!...AUCH0F l{ll*-'N l'D BEAilILEWIDE INTHE}IIP9 AN'NY LIL:
urt...YouRE A 6000COOI<I Y'KNOW, solftE'Ti}IES I WISI{ II{AD A GUY tIKE BABS HAS...(srou ) wruu, WHAI D! 0l.ll .I4Uf ̂qF-If F..'GAliit i/idi iiiiiifia ir iAvE Acooo sAtLrN'?iurttpn....Y'rxow How sofi\E GUYS - THE -lAni-roVens. DtG Jusr us Llrt\BLEss cALs!WELL - VrE AINT ALoNE BABY....THE GUY!tWHO ARE AiltPS TEIL f,E T1{AIII{ERE ARE A LOAD OF FOXYREGULAR CHICKSWHOAf,\P'LOVERS TO0 - Tl{EPREFER t\EN Atr\PS T0REGULAR GUYS...H['IIrfHY NoT....ouEss .II{ATS.NATURAL (ENOUCH.. . . I DoNT (.SPECIAI,IY PR.EFERAN ANP GUY.BUT.TI{EYSURE AREGOOD IN BED
AArt t \4\ rt t luc.N THEY CAN DO ALL II{ETN.ICKJ TIIAT WE CAN DO
xr m'OUtt YOU Tl{0....} l lnnU{EL[.WE AA HAVE TI{AT BIGrELASi SsT toR llExT WEElCEllt\Ybu KNow.... Bur EAoY.TIIAT
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\TP IHOPE IT'S THT\GROOVY TOOKIN'YOONGSALESAAAN TI{AT SOLD rrTT0 rnE... HE's c00L-ICOULD REALLY GOFOR Hllrr - WOW | ,
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