why agile sucks and you should hate it

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Slides (without notes) from my talk about agile methodologies. Despite title it was pro-agile talk. Slides and talk were done with little preporation.

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Why Agile s**ks

and

you should hate it

dmitry.kandalov@gmail.com

What is “agile”?

What is “agile”?

“Follow the money” =>

“Agile” is for sale

Narrative fallacy

Confirmation bias

Agile is “religion”

Agile community is

aggressive

Agile WaterfallVS

Psychology of agile

Agile “fits all”

FDD can be wasteful

Do clients ask for agile?

“Agile” documentation

Professionalism and Agile

9 years in industry

Did agile make anydifference?

almost

Unit testingbeta

Refactoring

Agile is oversold

misused

unwanted

What is said

in agile manifesto?

XP?

No silver bullets!

pair-programming

code ownership

automated testing

metaphor

refactoring

continuous integration

No silver bullets!

Why Agile s**ks

and

you should hate it ?

Q & A

Why Agile s**ks?

It doesn't!

Why hate it?

Don't hate :)

Thanks!

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