weird signs & advertisements

Weird signs &

AdvertisementsDr. Ahmad Faraz

Department of MarketingCollege of Business Administration (CBA)

University of DammamKingdom of Saudi Arabiadrafaraz@gmail.com

Coca-Cola Light

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop: 

Guitar, for sale....... Cheap....... no strings attached.

Truck – Pepsi Light

Pepsi Light

Ad in Hospital waiting room: 

Smoking helps you lose weight ..... One Lung at a Time!

On a bulletin board: 

Success Is Relative. The more The Success, The more The Relatives.

Ambulance – Listermint Mouthwash

On a bulletin board: 

When I read about the evils of drinking... I Gave Up Reading

My grand father is 80 and still doesn’t need glasses . . .

He drinks straight out of the bottle .

Kayaking Jumbo Peanut: Choking

You know your kids have grown up when:Your daughter begins to put on Lipstick . . . Or when your Son starts to wipe It off.

Sign in a Restaurant:

All drinking water in this establishment has been personally passed by the Manager .

Breath – Pedigree

The reason men lie:

Because women ask too many Questions. . .

Getting Caught: 

Is the mother of invention.

KitKat

Laugh and the World Laughs with you:

Snore and you will Sleep alone.

Mag-Lite: Buddha

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe :

Is that none of it has tried to contact us.

McDonald’s: The Real Milkshake

Sign At A Barber's Saloon In Detroit :

We Cut Heads

Sign in Driving School: 

If your Wife wants to learn to Drive, Don't stand in her Way...

Wolf Hot Sauce: Hand dryer

Nikol Baking Dish: Jacuzzi

Nutri Balance: Husband