the software naughty list

Inspired by the character “Schmidt” from the popular

sitcom, New Girl, we have a fun little tradition around

the office at SmartBear headquarters called the

“DB Jar” where participating colleagues can “jar” one

another (fine them a dollar) for a seriously bad pun,

joke or outrageously silly idea.

Naturally, the majority of our jar-able offenses tend to

be software-related. So, this holiday season, we

thought we’d share some of our most “edgy” and skin

crawlingly bad software-themed zingers of the year,

and invite everyone in on the fun!

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We invite you to call us out on our

lame-o humor and vote for the joke,

pun or meme that you think is most

deserving of a DB Jar fine - be it

your favorite that you love to hate

the most, or one you find so bad the

lameness might just keep you up at

night. Don’t worry, you won’t hurt

our feelings, we know it’s all in good

fun

Simply click on the image of the DB

Jar on any page of the slideshare to

vote, and for every “Jar” (vote) we

receive on social we will donate $1

to code.org to help raise money to

support the next generation of great

application builders.

JAR US FOR CHARITY!

$1

Code Review Jersey Shore Style

They call him the

GLITCH-UATION…

Interweb Spiders World Tour

The best fictional techie pun

band since the Hackson 5…

Featuring the new

hit single:

“You Shook Me

Crawl Site Long”

Load Time

Ain’t that the truth…

Arrested Development

He’s a Functional

Test-aholic…

BUSTED FOR A SOAPUI(API TESTING UNDER THE INFLUENCE)

http://mimg.ugo.com/201104/0/3/6/184630/cuts/arrested-development_480_poster.jpg

Nothing says “my product is crap”

like a virtual reality infographic…

That’s Some Expensive Fluff

Data View Vs User View

Watch your back Evil Aliens,

Kyle’s onto you…

According to Data,

this is binary code

According to Kyle…

This extra-terrestrial

document is perpetually

laughing out loud for no

apparent reason…

Gang Wars in Silicon Alley

West siiiiiide!!!

Performance Issues

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Don’t forget to share your favorite

jar offender so we can donate $1

to code.org!

Wishing you lots of laughs, quality

times and quality software in 2015!