the misadventures of a puny minifigure

THE MISADVENTURES OF A PUNY MINIFIGURE

BY ALEX GUEVARA

I’m Chuck. Elementary school is the worst. Today, is the first day of 5th grade. The only person I know and probably will enjoy is Jake.

Today, the first class was math and social studies. Me and Jake were late. We thought we got away with it.

But we didn’t, of course. Phil E. Cheez just HAD to tell Mr. Burp that we snuck in after he started talking. So now me and Chuck have detention.

After school, in detention, there were already a lot of people in the room. Detention lasted 5 hours. It was so boring, I almost died.

After detention, when we were walking home, I thought something was weird. Usually, there was someone getting ambushed.

Then, all of a sudden, WE were ambushed! The two jerks, Rodney and Dirk, punched us in the face. Man, I still have a mark from that, and it’s been a month.

When we hit the ground, we shattered. It was painful. I just can’t believe we’re that weak!

Somebody finally saw us and called an ambulance. Someone told us we were put in by a person with a broom.

The surgery we had to get took 5 months. When we finally got out I was aching all over. {I think I even got a spleen transplant.}

Well that’s my story. If something this exciting ever happens again, I’ll put it on my blog. For now Chuck is out.

The End