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The History of Seduction

First there was Seduction and it waspretty SIMPLE and EASY

- Everyone was heavenly naked all the time !!! -

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But all mighty - unCool – party pooper God didn’t really like it and covered everyone with

clothes !

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This is from where the “I got you under my spell “ quote came from !

So women had to start using Magic

Some spells were niceCharming spellsCheering charmFashion charms

Others weren’t Erectum Levosia ( for an immediate case of snaporgasm ! )

Accio WalletConfundo husbandExpelliramus clothesLanglock nagging-husbandLegilimens

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Then women created an elaborate complex seduction system : they learned to use clothes, paint and silicon …

Fashion

Red Lipsticks

High Heels

JewelryDresses

Mini-Skirts

Plastic Surgery

Make up

Hot Lingerie

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But now an important break through is being made !

Women are emulating and building computer based seduction algorithms. Complete commands are being re-defined

Turn on BF Unzip

MountConnect

Downloadzip

Sleep

Turn offTurn down

Are having whole new meanings !

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fsck

However challenges are faced :

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- Over heat causing hard on failure- Multi-threading - Security : fighting viruses and different infections ( HIV )- Virtualization : having virtual BF or long term relationships....- Time management and resource allocation

While faith and trust in advanced technologystill remain strong, some days I can’t help myself * sigh * ahh the good old ways of the good old days work best… no ?

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