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Tih OUR ANIMAL DEPARTMENTI

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we arc open again bright and early Mon ¬

i t HERE And we will keep out own Anima UoI open all day and also every other

b lay If we feel like It as we promisedy Y

We must again remind our numerous friends and1 correspondents that they must refrain from sending

+ r i t us to printus long communications if they expect

1r them We received A Dogs Tale from one Bob

that had nothing In common with the signature

Cut It short Bob Mr John Haines suns resignedrm

from the Presidency of the S P C A and It Is

rumored that he will start a humane society of his

own The report that he will take charge of ourMAs Y Animal Department we desire to deny

Editor AnIma Department-You ask about our animal friends and our friends Who are animals

Does this Include lobsters I have a friend who Is a lobster a very ehellfish one LADY FRIENDEditor Animal Department-

II know a lady who wears a live weasel around her neck aa a cravatroes this come under the head of live stock The animal I am fondest

I I of Is a nice little pony of brandy I have a friend who prefers a hogsheadof beer but my motto Is Whole hog orlIone-

CHESTER WEINSTEN BrooklynEditor Animal Department

Kiplings poems contain some surprising Information about Africa andanimals In his poem FuzzyWuzzy ho accuses the Soudanese oflocking the horses of British soldiers Are there pawnshops In the

Soudan l CONSTANT READEREditor Animal Department

My husband came home last night with a lime case of snakes ISincerely wish he would or could get rid of them as It Is making talkamong the neighbors Is there any way I can get my husband to bringIlls case of snakes to your Animal Department-

MRS JAMES JAMES Brook av BronxAnswer There Is NOT

Editor Animal Department-I picked up a volume of poetry the other day Longfellow I think

Raid saw some verses headed The Hanging of the Crane Will you telldo what right Longfellow had to hang a crane-

SIEMEER AUDUBON SOOIETYAnswerHe had a poetic license

Editor Animal DepartmentThank you so much for your Interest In our animal friends and our

friends who are animals Why cant you keep the Animal Departmenta rery dny Also please tell mo why It la that women who are sortraJd of mice do not hesitate to wear rats In their hats

JANETH ELDRIDGE Jersey CityEditor Animal Department

Here Is a poem about cats I want to try on the dogHeres to the cat who humps her back

When the dogs come growling rounllShe starts to scratch and scatters the batchr And then shes off with a bound I-

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I am very fond of cats and cards Regarding the latter I do notpity myself but I take good care that the kitty Is fed-HARLEM1 HOUSEWIFE

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BY THE FIRE ALONE-By NIxola GreeleySmlth

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TAM moat unhappy I am a woman full of life and TttaBty enjoyingto th fullest It I have half a ohanoe II husband spends fiveL 25S1out of soven at the club The remaining two he stays homois not constituted

solitaire and retiree at 930 oclock This condition of affairsargument When

to make me amiable and sweet and this Is used as anme to

any reference Is made to his going out He never takesmoney I tthftltJci wlsen tact any wfcero at all Ho gives mehe wants to enjoy himself he goes out aloneays aJnm boys

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plane la home I raised a fine family of ohlltwoand ahe l girls ono little gIrl b at with me-t

very buqy every evening with her lessons Do trv end help meALICE SIT BY THE FIR-

EMy Dear AliceYou mate me feel very foolish Tieprospect of giving you advice a proceeding I amnot In the least qualified for appalls

Ot course you have reason to be unhappy But diag-nosis

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Is easier than successful prescription and Its verydifficult ti tell you what to do

To be happy It Is absolutely exsenUal to have at The Ihopplost women are those who make hobbles of their

husbands and homes But apparently your husband Is notI even raw material for the purpose Conventional+ counsel of course makes It necessary to tell you to centrayour thoughts and time In your little girl But I know you

will have a great many thoughts and mudi time lets overAnd tho question is what to So with them

In the matter of theatres you should Insist on goingIf your husband wont take you go wIth your little girlor some other woman Develop a tad of some kind collect

books or lens or old furniture or pewter or Japanese prints You may bs-Obla to writs something worth while It would Interest you to try at any rateITou have the world of clubs of sports of artistic or literary endeavor beforetrou Possibly If your husband finds you are becoming less dependent on himbo trill become more dependent on you

Every man has something that It Interests him to talk about Your hus-band

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Is no exception You read newspapers I know But do you sad newsT-CSfii you talk about It Intelligently

2 ° r Is better to quarrel with a man titan to let Mm lapse Into the state oftmDtfonaJ coma wherein your husband seem contentedly exist I read a lecturelOt Sir Frederick Troves on the beneflcence of disease the otter day In wWtfhHe aid that for a long time Inflammation About a wound was regarded as

IHangemus end tajurfouo but that It twos now known that It was a magnificentstruggle of nature to resist tho Invasion of poison by developing an antitoxin

I In On blood and that peritonitis InstwxJd of being the ally of HmXb Is the onlyI ICbing that saves any case of appendicitis from being fatej Domestic quarrels care a mental peritonitis anger the violent Inflammationl wf th1 mind that anreits and localizes the poisons of coldness and hatred that

Uetrust engendersv

It Is better for husband or wife violently and ffectlveUy to rebel againstlionestlo oppression than to endure It in the cold unsmiling silence that Is the

Lt plow death of love1fF course some man Is going to wrJU to mo laying that I advlsp women

to quarrel with their husbands I dont I say merely that love In rebellionla better than submissive scorn

Alloejpt by the Fire cant you make the are so attractive that your husI fjana wUl wont to sit by It too and see In Its glowing timbers a hundred tender

and Brvroet memortea of the days you have lived with ono another or If thesehave been aa unhappy aa you think a hundred hopes of the better daya to be

Iii TrU anyway and It you fall build yourself new mansion In your owntt0Y1 and tit by their flits In pea-

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March 12 231S B C

TODAY the Zoo set tip a clatter

JLthey had no reading matter

We searched but found trod none to spareSave one old Bummer HJloffareS-hciH

3took that to the waiting crowd

The Cow began to read aloudOut ere shed got onequarter

throughBETTYSBALM FOR LOVERS

All perplexed young people can ob-

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expert advice on their tangledlove by writing Betty Let-ter for her be addressed toBETTY E renlnc World PostOfficebox 13S4 New York

He Threw a FobDear Betty

HAYIS been In steady companyWith a tnrtfoc year

I and her uoon8 did not llre Slidone evening I went MO her and in

my bad ttmp took from my pocket awbleh I se an and out

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There was wild rovahhouse In the Zoo

She cached the item FIlled liceInd raised loud tearful moos of griefInJ every beast thats good to catWept atIt heard itself carted MeatlThe tigers crocodiles and snakesFin joyed the others groans and shakesAnd guyed their anguished screams of dreadWheneer their names and price wus rtaaAt last they raised so fierce a dinThat 1a got mad and butted InLook here he yelled youll take no harm

scare Is a false alarm I

her very mad and also her father andI mother I apologized and her fathersaid ho was sorry to see my temperwould irot the best of me so easily butthe girl still teals very mad no

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To ease your nerves lust let me stateAll food thats strictly uptodate

Its never whats its claimed to beDoo Wileys my authorltee

Lamb chops are Innocent of lamb11am sandwiches are shy on hamSausages are devoid of hopAnd frogs legs neer adorned a frogJig chemical rc earch tee findThat folk who used to cat your kindNow cat Instead with manner placidDoran and salyclltc acidThe Zoo calms doicn and Pa wink slylyAnd mutters GOOD old Dr Wllcyl

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Charlotte Was a tarriedLady

DIAl Bittya young man twentythree years

JAM goIng with a young1y eighteen and love more

words con tell When first wewero tfolnsr together she was of averv Jollv diwoosltlon but lately shehas been rut the have askedher several OM tin of ItRt lust she pave In To make the tory-

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husband bolnc out West two monthsI and he line sent for her If you onlyknew mv Xeallncrs I am trvlnir my bestto brave It out but It seems Impossible

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but I must Aav she L a coed girt andiilntU3 speaks well ot everybody Thelast her StOIIIJ she did notsee how she could ro ED

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PITY are falling by the waysideJourney lu sew York Is a-

lone one when it Is undertaken onnme less and tho list of plays that are

weak In the knees grows dally Mlz-poJh Is the latest unfortunate It willgive up the struggle at Boston on Sat-urday

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night According to report MrsElla Wheeler Wllcoxa treatment of thebiblical story tailed to Inspire reverenceand for once her poetic muse seems tohave suffered with cold feet And so Itccmro to mass that Instead of May theLord watoh between thee and no ItIs a ease of Frohman watching betweenNew York and Mrs Wilcox

Mr Frohman has no reason toBUT Mlzpah and La

Marseillaise are the onlyhilt production that have failed to liveiy to his expcctotlons Ho will have nomore productions hero this season Un-less he should decide to brinG in W IICrane with a new play for a springengagement William Gillette wns tohave come but ho Is doing so well withhis tuberculosis play on tho road that

dance will not be ICon here untilnext seaso-

nSEVETIAL managers encouraged bythe Jmmonse success of Mr Kopklnson are on the lookout for forces

and next season will probably witnessa general revival of that form of enter-tainment

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The prosperity that Is at-tending

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The Mountain Climber andThe Kmbaasy Ball turd to strengthen

the belief that the taste of the theatregoing public has turned In the directionof farce Charleys Aunt Is now Inrehearsal for early production at theManhattan Theatre

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THIS Francalte assisted by Mrof Earls will give two

plays at thn Carnegie Lyceum on Fritiny and Saturday evenings of nextweek The lass a oneact comedy-In verse by Theodore de BanvlIe willbe followed liy a threeact piny Dis-appeared by Alexandre Blsnon andAndre Bylvnne

Bonhalror gory troupe ofTITUlsley acrobats Is ono of thetlons of the circus tourna-

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ut the Hippodrome I Tinso acro-bats

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have appeared before several Buropenn monarchs and Emperor FrancisJoseph of Austria nftor witnessingtheir pepformpjice presented the hRod ofthe troupe wlh nn autographed photo-graph

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George Honhalr who has trainedhis associates In tho act Is the understander In a fourhigh exhibitionwhich no set of acrobats has ever du ¬

plicated Ha sustains on his feet andhands an aggregate weight of CIJpounds Augustus a seventeenyearolilboy who stands erect and unconcernedat the top of the row has the reputa

Habit Was Too Strongforce of old associations ns

TUB Beverly learned one Sun ¬

morning Is something againstwhtoh to be on guard After thirtyyears of service as a railroad manchiefly In the capacity of conductorBeverly had retired and was spending-his days quietly in his native town

Just after he had taken his accus-tomed

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seat one morning In church IIP

was requested to perform tho dut ofmn absent deacon by assisting In taking

CakeNil cupful of sugar creamed with 2

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cupful of milk with aof cornstarch dissolved In It u littleless than 131 cupfuli of flour with 2

of baking powder UseJudgment In regard to Hour

Gemscupful of oatmeal soaked over

In one cupful of water Inmorning add one cupful ot sour

milk one cupful of JUTof soda half

salt one of malted

tlon of being the champion boy nerobat of the world

eH proprietor of

JOHN Grand Is deter¬to rid that theatre of the

speculator nuisance and lias begun anactive campaign against the sidewalkvender Four large signs Informing F

patrons that tickets bought on the fe

street will be refused at the doors havebeen placed In front of the Eighth ave-nue

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and the street en-trances

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and a man with a giant mega-phone

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shouts tho warning that personspurchasing tickets of speculators willbe followed to the door and refused ad-

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Its bid for patronage by offering Broad-way

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successes for 31 75 and CO centsbut with speculators exacting from 1153to 250 for Jl tickets Mr Springer re ¬

alized that his patrons were being Im-

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upon henco his decision to make dwar upon the speculators

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embracing the 1talent of most of the stars nowappearing In Now York will be

given at the Broadway Theatro onThursday afternoon for the benefit of Sthe New York Homo for Destitute tfCrippled Children Mrs A L Eranger tha president of tha homehas enlisted on the committee Incharge of the affair Managers CharlesSurnham George C Tyler Sam H 1

Harris A W Plngrvajl Wllllim ABrady Mnro Claw William Harris 1

Frank McKee Joseph Brooks and AL Erlnnffjr They In turn have Ii

agreed to have a programme of celeb-rities

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together on a New York stage In years1 A

tTICAOO irrs tnrDivn Into n state ofC wild excitement last week by theasroca8rcnt that Arnod Daly

hail decUlfil it should fiavo Mrs War-rens

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Profession nut it wan a falsealarm anl flumps qule ell down when 1the Tribune came out with this Interest-ing

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mornings Tribune to the effect thatMrs Warrens Profession would bepresented at the Onrrlck Tlheatre tonljriit by Mr Daly and his company 4-

irssas founded It renege upon nn error 11Tnofdny pvenrg Just bo fore going toparts H postal rani supposedly fromMm Gnrrlek mnnisraipnt ins received-ami being ncccnt as hang title the 1Information It contvned was madenilillc It was dlnpivnred yesterdaythat no one oonnectsj with tho

or with Mr Dalys complay knew concerning thesending of this card It evidently wasthe work of 53me lover of a practicalJoke rho may have now the satlsfaclion of Icncxnliis that his joke provedsuccessful So lour as the unpleasant 3

I play of Mr Shaws Is not to be forced iupon us wo err content W

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up the rollpcllon He was nrneeedlng i

along tho aisle with theplate when half way down the aislehe came to the Atkinson pow slY theYouths Companion On this mornIngMrs Atkinsons Uncle Hnnr y whohappened to nit next the aisle haddropped off Into a pleasant little nap

WhPti Jloverly esnlpil the old man hodotted the demeanorti the place and Jn a twInlcllnT l

liecnme otllclal He tapped the sleepingman on the nhoulder

Ticket please ho demanded sharp¬ly and audibly

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tablcnpoon fills of sugar and milkenough for a soft dough Butter tea-cups

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