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Dell’s Homemade Ice Cream $5

Three scoops of vanillasingle scoop $2

Good Food BakeryGluten-Free Brownies Baked fresh here in Columbus!

Half order $175 full order $3Half order & vanilla ice cream $4

Dog From Hell $375

satanically spicy Giardiniera, red pepper flakes, & soothing cream cheese

Fire on the Rhine $350

Our spicy fire Kraut (sriracha, chili paste, garlic, & onion)

Maxwell St. Special $350

sport peppers, grilled onion,& yellow mustard

The Old Faithful $350

Relish, onion, & yellow mustard

Rockaway Beach $350

Cabbage & carrot mustard slaw

The CBJ Dog $4Cheese sauce, bacon bits

(meat or veggie), & jalapeños Let’s Go Jackets!

The Real Man $4sauerkraut, coney sauce (meat

or veggie), onion, & brown mustard

Loaded Potato Dog $475

fries, cheese sauce, sour cream, bacon bits (meat or veggie), & scallions

The Classy Lady $350

Cheese sauce & crushed potato chips

Pittsburgh Princess $350

Creamy slaw, fries, & malt vinegar

Zippity Zam $375

sriracha cream cheese & roasted red peppers

Clipper Dog $375

Brown mustard, grilled onion,relish, & cheddar

Amy’s Big Boston $375

Boston baked beans, onion, & cheddar

Columbus Crew Dog $375

Banana peppers, black olives, & sriracha cream cheese. Go Crew!

Chili Dog $375

Coney sauce (meat or veggie), onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar

Beano $375

Refried beans, diced tomatoes,onion, yellow mustard, & cheddar

T - Dog $4sriracha mustard, roasted red peppers,bacon bits (meat or veggie), & cheddar

Your Wiener $325

Any 2 of The Basics listed. extra toppings incur additional charge.

Chicago $375

fresh tomatoes, diced onion, Vienna® sport Peppers, relish, dill pickle,

yellow mustard, & a dash of celery salt

Fancy Pants $350

sliced gherkin pickles & dijon mustard

Hot Bollywood $4spicy indian mango chutney

with red pepper flakes

Ohioana $350

spicy corn relish (sweet corn, pickle relish, & jalapeño blend) & celery salt

Razzle Dazzle $4Cream cheese, grilled peppers, & onion

Sauerkraut Dog $375

sauerkraut, brown mustard, & onion

Tot-cho Dog $4Tots, cheese sauce, jalapeños, & onion

True Love Always $375

Cream cheese & green olives

The Original Onion $375

Cream cheese, scallions, & onion

Picnic Table $375

Baked beans, cabbage & carrot mustard slaw, relish, & crushed

potato chips

Spicy Slaw Dog $350

sriracha slaw, mustard, & onion

Cowgirl Carmen $375

Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, & crushed fritos

Westside, Bestside! $4Bar cheese, brown mustard, pretzel

bites, & cheddar cheese

West Virginia Slaw $4Coney sauce (meat or veggie),

creamy slaw, & onion

Puff the Magic Popper $375

Cheddar cream cheese, jalapeños, & bacon bits (meat or veggie)

Slappy Pappy’sSuper Sloppy $4

Coney sauce (meat or veggie), cheddar, sour cream, bacon bits (meat or veggie),

& topped with fries

The Nicola $4 Tzatziki sauce & zesty Greek relish(cucumber, tomato, olives, & onion)

The Birthday Suit $275

Just a plain wiener (no toppings, please)

Corn Dogs 1 for $250 2 for $450

full-sized pork and beef corn dogs, served with sriracha

mustard & cheese sauce

Seoul Dog $450 Kim Chee (spicy pickled cabbage),

mayo, & a sriracha drizzle

The Sonoran $550

Bacon-wrapped dog with green chiles, refried beans, tomatoes,

cheddar, mayo, & onion

The Texas Tommy $450

Bacon-wrapped dog smothered with cheese sauce

The Doginator $650 Bacon-wrapped dog topped with

beef brisket, BBQ sauce, cheddar, & onion rings. Hasta la vista, hunger!

Funnel Fries $5 like the fair, only better! Topped with cinnamon & powdered sugar

BLT Dog $450

Bacon-wrapped dog topped withbacon bits, lettuce, tomato, & mayo

Whoa Nellie! $5 Pulled beef brisket & BBQ sauce

Brisket & Slaw Dog $550 Beef brisket & creamy slaw

Mike’s Mac Attack $5Mac & Cheese bites, cheese sauce,

& bacon bits (meat or veggie)

The Basics 25¢Baked Beans

Banana Peppers

BBQ sauce

Black Olives

Brown Mustard

Crushed Potato Chips

Dijon Mustard

french fries

fresh Onion

fritos

Green Olives

lettuce

Mayo

Pickle Relish

Pickle spear

Ranch

Refried Beans

Roma Tomatoes

scallions

sport Peppers

sriracha Mustard

Baby Gherkins

Bacon Bits (meat or veggie)

Bar Cheese

Bell Peppers

Cheddar

Cheddar Cream Cheese

Cheese sauce (dairy or vegan)

Coleslaw

Corn Relish

Cream Cheese (dairy or vegan)

Greek Relish

Jalapeños

Pretzel Bites

sauerkraut

sour Cream

spicy Giardiniera

sriracha Cream Cheese

sriracha sauce

Tater Tots

Cabbage & Carrot Mustard slaw

Coney sauce (chili) 75¢ (meat or veggie)

fire Kraut 75¢Green Chiles 75¢

Grilled Onions 75¢Grilled Peppers 75¢

Onion Rings 75¢Roasted Red Peppers 75¢

sriracha slaw 75¢Kim Chee $1

spicy Mango Chutney $1

Tzatziki $1

Beef Brisket $2

Gettin’ Fancy 50¢ The Goods

Glad Annie’sOld World Baklava $350

With Ohio honey & Amish butterHalf order & vanilla ice cream $450

Salad Bowl $4 shredded lettuce, corn relish,

roma tomatoes, cheddar, & ranch

Dirty Nachos $6 Coney sauce, cheese sauce, corn

salsa, tomatoes, & jalapeños

Cincinnati 4-Way $6 spaghetti, coney sauce, cheddar, onion, jalapeños, & a drizzle of

sriracha. Make it a Cincy 5-Way by adding baked beans for 50¢

Chili Mac $6 Our creamy, dreamy, Mac & Cheese

with a heaping helping of coney sauce (meat or veggie),

& topped with onion

The Dirty Sancho $7 Our famous Mac & Cheese

blended with juicy beef brisket & corn salsa

Fried Leeks $350

Onion Rings $350

Mac & Cheese Bites $6

Fresh Hand-Cut Fries $2 Add cheese sauce for 50¢

Cheese sauce & bacon bits for $1

Tater Tots $250 Add cheese sauce for 50¢

Cheese sauce & bacon bits for $1

Alex Style Tot-chos $4 Tots, coney sauce (meat or veggie), &

cheese sauce ~ sub fries for free!

Deluxe Tot-chos $5 Tots, coney sauce (meat or veggie),

cheese sauce, jalapeños, tomatoes, & onion ~ sub fries for free!

Soft, Salty, Pretzels 1 pretzel for $2 3 pretzels for $5includes sriracha mustard & cheese

sauce for dipping

The Octodog $450 A hot dog octopus over Mac & Cheese

Mac & Cheese $3 Vienna® sport Pepper garnish

Spicy Cauliflower Bites $5 served with a side of ranch

Steamed Broccoli $250 Add cheese sauce for 50¢

Beanie-Weenie $350 sliced beef or veggie dog, mixed

with baked beans, cheddar, & onion

Boston Baked Beans $250 Cheddar & onion on top!

Sriracha Slaw $2 Creamy coleslaw mixed with sriracha

sauce & onion

Sweet Pretzels 1 pretzel for $2 3 pretzels for $5Topped with cinnamon & powdered

sugar, with a cream cheese dipping sauce!

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$3 16oz - NO Refills

Root BeerOn tap (non-alcoholic)

Rotating Slush Tapseasonal flavors; ask your server!

Hot Rod Slushslush, pineapple juice,

& hot sauce

Cowboy Curtisslush & any one

of our fountain sodasChoose your cowboy!

Caribbean Queenslush, pineapple juice, & OJ

$5 16oz - NO Refills

Dell’s Homemade Vanilla ice Cream served with your choice of one of

the following:

Frostop Root BeerOrange Soda

Red Pop Grape Soda

Slush

Beef Dog -OR- Veggie Dog on a Steamed Poppyseed Bun

ALL DOGS ARE STEAMEDcan be RIPPED (fried) or CHARRED (split & grilled) at no extra cost!

Bacon-WrappedAll-Beef dog add 75¢

JumboAll-Beef add 75¢

Bratwurst Meat or Veggie add $1

Polish SausageMeat or Veggie add $1

Romaine Lettuce Wrap

Gluten-Free Bun add $1

- DOG OPTIONS - - BUN OPTIONS -

$250 32oz - fRee Refills

7 Up

RC Cola

Mountain Mist

Diet Coke

Dr. Pepper

Diet Dr. Pepper

Ginger Ale

Orange Soda

Red Pop

Grape Soda

Fruit Punch

Country Time® Lemonade

Iced Black Tea

Coffee

Vienna® soy-free

Non-alcoholic!

Our current Beer List is available tableside.

Proudly Featuring Brews

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WE ENCOURAGE DRINKING DRAUGHT!One keg lasts 30 years & is re-used 360 times,

eliminating over 43 thousand bottles from our landfills!

Buckaroo Banzai $3Whiskey & orange soda

Rick Astley $5sweet tea vodka & lemonade

Never gonna let you down!

The Jimmy Brown $5Tanqueray gin & cranberry juice

Hey, young man!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time! $6Peanut-infused vodka & grape soda

Ginger & Honey Highball $6Honey whiskey & ginger ale

Greyhound Special $4One can of Black label & a shot of well whiskey

Ride the Lightning $6Citrus Vodka, citrus rum, gin, triple sec, 7Up, & lemonade

Smurf Blood $6Absolut Berri Açaí vodka,blue curaçao, & lemonade

Punch Out! $6Vodka, rum, tequila, triple sec,pineapple juice, & fruit punch

Kentucky Red Pop $6Rye whiskey, root beer, & Red Pop

The Chris Sabo $6slush & orange vodka

Salty Dog $6Watershed Gin & grapefruit juice

One Eye’d Wonder $5Jack Daniel’s, soda, &

a dash of triple sec

Reign in Blood $6Vodka, spicy bloody mary mix, hot

sauce, Old Bay seasoning, garnished with Vienna® sport Peppers,

olive, & lime.

Razzy McMarg $6Raspberry smirnoff, lemonade,

7Up, lime juice, triple sec, & sloe gin

Lance Romance $5Vodka, blood orange juice,

amaretto, & a dash of Texas Pete

Love Shack $6Maker’s Mark, RC, grenadine, & a cherry

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