the avengers

The Avengers

Captain America In case you were

wondering, yes, he really is American.

He is also elderly and has no right to be considered a heart throb at his age.

It doesn’t make sense that someone who was invented to be a super-weapon was only used to entertain troops.

The Leader

Thor He’s a god. Awesome

points. He’s a god that can be

taken on by Captain America. Not awesome points.

The movie actually never explained how he was able to return to Earth after he made the heart wrenching decision to abandon his new buddies for the sake of destroying the bridge between worlds as well as his relationship with his adopted brother and was supposed to never be able to return. One word. Loophole.

The Warrior

The Hulk This guy is probably a psychiatrists playground.

Talk about ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ disorder. It turns out, the secret of Mr. Bruce Banner/The

Hulk is that he is always angry. What on Earth that actually has to do with

anything beats me. He’s also the only avenger that isn’t always called hot by fan girls.

The Powerhouse

Ironman

…I feel his face doesn’t match the suit. Just sayin’.

On the other hand, he is a B.A. dude who takes no nothin’ from nobody, especially Captain America.

He blows up the entire enemy fleet, which is in a different dimension. B. stinkin’ A. dude.

The Genius

Black Widow A red-head person with an

American accent…yeah… definitely Russian.

\(–_–)/ | /\ Anywho… somehow she is

amazing enough to be on the team even though all she does is shoot stuff with itty-bitty guns. Why can’t specialized folk do that? They mustn’t be Russian.

\(–_–)/ | /\

The Eye-Candy

Hawkeye He’s like the less

lame Green Arrow of Marvel.

He also has really pointless trick shots. Why is shooting something that’s behind you in a cool way the smart thing to do when you’re fighting for your life? Because it’s stinking B.A. That’s why.

The Other Person

Nick Fury

B.A.M.F.

The Black Guy

Avengers That Just Didn’t Make

the Cut

The Thing

Venom

Beast

Spiderman

Yes.Really.

Ima say…Legit.