the 12 days of elementary christmas
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The 12 Days of Elementary Christmas
By Jack Knaack
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On the first day of Christmas, my students gave to me
Some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the second day of Christmas, my students gave to me
Two bloodied knees
And some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the third day of Christmas my students gave to me
Three angry parents
2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the fourth day of Christmas, my students gave to me
Four bullies bragging
3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the fifth day of Christmas my students gave to me
5 Heads Of Lice
4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the sixth day of Christmas, my students gave to me
6 middle fingers
5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the 7th day of Christmas my students gave to me
7 kids a crying
6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the eighth day of Christmas, my students gave to me
8 ice packed noggins
7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the ninth day of Christmas my students gave to me
9 half eaten cookies
8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the tenth day of Christmas, my students gave to me
10 kids a kicking
9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my students gave to me
11 students puking
10 Kids a Kicking9 Half-eaten Cookies8 Ice Packed Noggins7 Kids a Crying6 Middle Fingers5 Heads of Lice4 Bullies Bragging3 Angry Parents2 Bloodied KneesAnd some phlegm from an uncovered sneeze
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my students gave to me
12 ornaments for my tree
11 kids
10 kids a
9 half-eaten
8 ice packed
7 kids a
6 middle
5 heads of
4
bragging
3 angry
2 bloodied
AND SOME PHLEGM FROM AN
UNCOVERED SNEEZE
Merry Christmas Everyone!
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