stupid questions

STUPID QUESTIONSAND

SMART ANSWERS

When people see you lying down, with your eyes closed they still ask:- Are you sleeping?

No! I'm training to die!

Imagine when you take an electronic equipment to a technician to get it fixed and he still asks you:- Need it to be fixed?

No, it got bored of staying home alone so I

brought It over for a ride.

When It's raining and someone notices you going out, they ask: - Are you going out in this rain?

No, in the next one.

When you wake up, then comes an idiot asking you: - You Awake?

No. I'm sleep walking!

Your friend calls your home phone:- Where are you?

At the bus stop!

They see you wet coming from the bathroom:- Did you just have a bath?

No, I fell in the toilet bowl!

You are standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor and they ask:- Going up?

No, no, I am waiting for my apartment to come down and

get me.

• AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

• FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

• POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

• MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

• BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

• DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

• NEWS refers to information from Four directionsN, E, W, and S.

• QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

• JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

• TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

• JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

• The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

• The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with Asia, America, Australia, Europe

• The strongest muscle in the body is the TONGUE.

• TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

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