scream yourself silly

Scream Yourself Silly!

You know what dumb people say about spiders? "Don't be scared of spiders, they are a lot smaller than you!"

... well, so's a hand grenade!

BOOM!!!

Did you know that some spider venom is so bad …

… it will eat away your flesh…

…until there is nothing left?!

Have you ever had to empty like a million litres of poison on a spider…

…and the thing just keeps on coming?

That’s because they’ve got ways of avoiding inhaling your pesticides.

This is gross; spiders lay their eggs under your skin…

…and when they hatch millions of the little critters burst from your hapless body.

Ever wondered what happened to that spider you noticed on your bedroom ceiling? You ate it!

Ever wondered what happened to that spider you noticed on your bedroom ceiling?

You ate it!

I don’t know what they are looking for inside your body but you eat about five a night.

This one’s scary: "Camel spiders" in Iraq are a foot long,

…run 25 miles per hour screaming like a banshee…

...and lay eggs under a camel’s skin.

Warning! If you don't put out some drinking water for the spiders in your house, beware!

Thirsty spiders will drink moisture from the corner of your mouth while you sleep.

Spiders should be on a leash when outside.

There are some spiders that urinate on you,

…causing terrible skin ulcers.

Did you know that spiders can't die of natural causes?

There are these spiders living in China that were hatched in the Mang-Tsun dynasty 2,800 years ago;

…they're known as “holy spiders”!

Actually, these are all nonsense MYTHS!

The real reason people don’t like spiders are because they are ENVIOUS!

If you were a spider…

…you would have been able to see all around you at once.

You would have been able to jump as high

as 10 double decker buses.

And you would have been able to walk around naked…

…without getting arrested.

You would have been the hero…

…that saved the earth from getting covered in bugs.

So come on! Give spiders a break!

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