saturday, our new kid pitcher easily beats the victorians

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THE T4POMA TIMES. Saturday, Aug. 22, 1914.

OUR NEW KID PITCHER EASILY BEATS THE VICTORIANSTIGERS AGAIN WHIP BEES

IN HARD-HITTING CONTESTNews and Notes By

the Baseball Buj£

Howj Srhr««dcr, a left-h«a«lnd twirier who <\u25a0\u25a0— tMa wn> fi«inaAatw—the laud of Nudumi MMt rowrt-apn. ww th* <\u25a0*)\u25a0

OaU of (be da; at AthleUi park y—t«rr<l»y, mm! fee woa Mb ftrt* <\u25a0••-

--MM to • ran I Ifguo, • to 4.Henry'B debut Into the .Sorth-

•«at*rn l«wgiw soiiety wu twr-»lted by much hitting or the

Ttsara' (Mtrt and some ataHachsupport by tb* local infield T •>uveouser wu aa bashful aa ahlu«hlng bride during the ftratf»w iDBlDga, nhooting tba »ph«r».

•U or*r tha lot inataad of »end-JB( It trrow tb* plate. But h*bucklwd down like a v*t*ra« !<•-for» thing* had hardly w.irmedup began atriking out B««a withraa«tli>*-Hke preclßion and h«idtuMB to a few littl*»<ra*ch hit*uattl tb* and of th# t>m«.

Cjr Neighbors, heaviest hitter•a the Tiger lineup, who has foi-gotteo to live up to his record byoaly landing four bits in the t >urprevious games this week, re-deemed himself yesterday. lathe second iantng, with the l>*se<frll. Cy lined out a double thataped just Inside the first bnaeline and went clear to the fen.-c.\u25b211 three runners came In. andCjr scored a moment later onBoerkel'a loag drive.

Hanson, who pitched for Vic-toria, Is rated as a clever slab-\u25a0uaa. but he was easily outclassedby Schroeder, the youngster, yes-terday

TIMES BOX SCOWS'Victoria. AB It H PO A XNye, tb .. . I • 0 3 S 1Drtscoll. rf . 6 • 1 • • 0Cairo, of ... 1 1 1 S 9 0Wtlhoft. if . I 0 9 4 0 0Kelly, lb .. > 1 1 10 1 0Lamb. Sb ... 4 1 1 0 3 1Hcanlon, m . 4 I S 3 I 0Hoffman, 0.402211Hanson, p.. 4 0 0 1 S 0

Totals . . .34 4 > 14 IS 3Taroma. AB R H PO A EJtihnaon. cf . 3 1 2 6 I 0Neighbors, rf 4 1 1 0 0 0Pnerkel, 2b . 4 0 1 6 0 1n«tier, ss . . 3 0 0 6 1 •Stevens, c.. 4 0 0 « 1 0Si okka. If .. 3 1 0 0 1 •West, lb .. . 3 0 0 4 1 1MeTlellan 8b 3 3 3 0 3 •Bchroeder, p 4 1 2 0 1 •

Totals . . .30 6 8 27 » ZViOtorla—

Runs 0001 0130 o—4Hits 00310210 •—•Brrors 0101 0100*—•

Taconia—Rum 04010100 *—CHits 13080300 •—SErrors ....100001 00 o—28u Binary. Stole* basss —Johnson, Btokke, Calvo 2. Sao-

Mflce hits -Calvo Twe-aaae hit*-—Kelly, Scanlon. Lamb, Neighbora. Schroeder 3 Base* on balls—(Ml Schroeder ». off Hanson «.Struck out —By Schroeder 4, by

Han— 2. Bases on balls—H-reived by Nye 2. Calvo 2, Kelly,Juhnsoa 3, Butler, Stokke 2, Me-Cleilaa. Struck out —Kelly. Scan-lam, Hoffmaa, Hanson, Neigh-bors, Stokke. Double play —Mtokke to Butler

Walter Hagen WinnerCHICAGO. Aug 22. —Walter

Hagea, 22 years old. yesterdaywon the national open golf < hamatoaaatp from Francis Oulmet, onIke Midlothian links. His totalssere was 290. Chirk Enni of(hteago came within a foot ofgetting down for a two on thehome hole, which would havetie* Hagen's score. Hageo lafrom Rochester, N. T.

\u2666 MOKTHWRSTERK LRAfiIK •\u2666 ——^-^— \u2666\u2666 l'Mtirdar't ReraHa. \u2666\u2666 Tacoma 6, Victoria 4. •\u2666\u2666 &eattte 6. Spokau« 0. »\u2666 Hallard 4, Vaaeouver 0. \u2666\u2666 ——\u25a0—— \u2666\u2666 Staartsßs a* tike <ltat» \u2666\u2666 Waa Los*. Pec. \u2666\u2666 Vancouver .If SI «*»8 \u2666\u2666 Seattle .... 80 53 .603 \u2666\u2666 Spokane .73 64 .575 \u2666\u2666 Tacoma . . .5« 76 .424 \u2666\u2666 Victoria . .53 77 .408 <*>\u2666 Ballard . .. 50 7» .883 \u2666\u2666 ——— \u2666\u2666 Today's Games. •\u2666 Victoria at Tacoma. \u2666\u2666 Ballard at Vancouver. \u2666\u2666 Spokane at Saattle. \u2666\u2666 \u2666

Mike Lynch IsSure Mighty Angry

BKATTLE, Aug. 22. — MikeLynch 1b frothing at tha south.His Indians were defeated forthe fifth straight time yesterdaySeattle Is playing excellent ballthis week. The score.

\u25a0 \u25a0 ISpokane 0 4 1Seattle ... j» • 6 •Noyes and Shea; Glpe and Cad-

Eaatley Holds DownHard Hitting Beavers

VANCOrvKR, Aug. 22. —Eastley struck out six battersyesterday and held tha othersdown to six nits. As a resultVaaeaaver could not land a sin-gle run. The score:

R H HBallard 4 5 1Vancouver 0 • 3

Bastley and Haworth; Clarkand Orindefl.

De Palma Again WinsBig Elgin Cup Race

KLGIS, Aug. 22.—With OH.Andersoa only 44 seconds be-hind him, Ralph De Palma wonthe Cone cup race yesterday aft-ernoon, making the 305 miles In4:05:00.1. Ilia average was 73 Cmiles per hour, as compared tobta average of St.B miles an hoarwhen he «ai the same event laI*l3.

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\u2666 GBOKtit: WANTS BOIT \u26664> ,\u2666 The sporting editor of the \u2666\u2666 Timed has received a note •>\u2666 from George Smith, the live- \u2666\u2666 ly Tacoma lightweight, say- \u2666

\u2666 Ing that he has started \u2666\u2666 training for the eonting sea- \u2666\u2666 soa and is anxious to be \u2666\u2666 matched with \u25a0 any IS3 \u2666\u2666 pound boxer. a>\u2666 \u2666\u2666 \u2666\u2666\u2666\u2666\u2666#\u2666\u2666•>\u2666\u2666\u2666\u2666\u2666

IIKIMH RANGES

Motors—SwitchboardsRepair* aad Wiriag

H »\*.|H( KWIV CO.Mala 9300. - 725 Com. St.

Fred Lamb, the Bee third sack-er, had to pony ap five bones be-fore be could play yesterday. Hehad unburdened himwelf to I'mpir« Krary In the previous day'sgame, aad Ralph would not allowyesterday's game to begin untilLamb had dug up the $5 bill.

With Nye running to second anOrlscoH's scratch in the first yes-terday, Boeckel forgot to put hisfoot on tha sack while catchingButler's toss, leaving Nye and1 rtscoll both safe, and an erroropposite Boeckel's name in thebox erore.

MY SPECIALTYMen's Ailments

This t* the day of the spe- JV '^^\elallat Ib »!i professions aad g , ~In ail Unas of bumui ta w\the department store, for ee> - \anaale, each llnpaitaaanl haa a K^ ' \barer who <rv»(H his entire ITUfa to the at idv of one par- Mkaxjfeeaa-Sj-ttieular line of will. So •*-

*_\u25a0part and »fft.-*»nt dee* tna HK- ii»B«Unll»m buyer becoase la *"!«\u25a0«\u25a0 * \u25a0hi* special I tbat he can tall fl * %fat a glai the oriarln, quality aaßßßam^—-bb_ mMand real vain* of any article «BBBBBafeBBw"V~- * /ta that line- II enable* him 4-/ta offer value* utterly beyond bbbbbßbbbbbT *f -*^th* reaab. of the general n«r- J|Vettant. It makea htm Inv.lo- \u25a0sBBaVkable to tho«e whs enalay him. p«.

Oa the other hand, tha can-rral merrhant who buys and BBa^^Hi«ll« all kinds of foods eaa- I - 4H•eM aMsMr civ* the time and I AbbbbbbbbH•tWy \u25a0asasaary to arquirr #«• I bbbV jpbblt«il&« and accurate kaowt<-dite I [ a^^Laf any one rtase — knowledge I B •\u25a0 sbbbbbbbbbbHtJa*t wmK aaaale him ta ee>ji. I•>•*• w»ta the *B*<taJiat """""""""—"T""*""""^*""""*"""""""""""*THE JACK OF A.U. TRADBS D>. \u25a0\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0rasjii

IS BfAJrTKrt or NOIWK I •\u25a0» a graduate of one of tlieParticularly is iMi fact leadrnaj r«il*a;es of modlrlaa and

true In the medical prafaaaloa sarjrary In the T'nltae! State*. IThink It over \u25a0\u25a0> Iteaaaed to practice medicine

< •maatlt m"p 111 lalasl aad tnrj«ry In the state ofI Invite you to mv ta mr Washington I have devoted the

sfttsa. I will exala in to yon beat yean a* any life ta themy treataaaat tor Varlctne Iretfent aad study of ailmemaVelita. Hydr»r«le. Meraia, Ncr which copatltu'B my spectaltima r>«atlltr, aWawd tHeor-•ara. rtlaa, rwiula. Btadder Kidney. Pr«*tatlc and all Men*CtiaoFder*. and ctve you FKII a Bs>ysla»t osantaatlam, Brar;wnwi should take adv«nta B> of this opwrtoaity ts Kara theirrtia c«a>ditian A permanent cure la wijat yoa want.

CQC" THE CiKMIJdL UKHMMn WMaWT CITBWB WBLOOD

Pi .-.f. Wirlkhi aaf-nkraaja far liMlPatasii I ftfva It by ttieIntrawoateaa Method, at «iy offiea. He) pain, bo haapital. mo t»-lefiUon fr«ab*Bt.

***> \u25a0•t V*af *»T%T •» ACCtanrV WP* Ma)ajsjf MATfKaISTe* tan pew aa able, when be««fltadu or la weekly or monthly

taataJtaMMtts. Wr srteaa are wlthta Aa rtark af ovary amkiy advice aad cesauttatlon ara fr»e ta the a<flteted whether

tias»aaant la takoa or sat. I aw always «tad ta nplahi saytm»aa> mmS a<v a trtaaeily advtec ta all *Im <en Roars. * a. nvIt I p. \u25a0. «•!!» ktaa.. Wed-. Fri. ana Sat neaMfi T-l » b ; in-dara. If te 13 aflaK

Dr. A.L Severance ?J 2,u^rrl.«l> \u25a0»{!«»«\u25a0. tmi H t eiataaerTe It.

NATIONALStanding of (be Club*.

Won. Lost. PrtNew York 59 46 .s*lBoston 68 47 .662St. Louis CO 63 .531Chicago 58 52 .587PttUburg 4» iT .4«2Brooklyn 4» 58 .448Philadelphia ...4* 58 .468Cincinnati 4» •• .4 50

Chicago 7, Philadelphia 3.St. Louis 4, Brooklyn 1.Cincinnati 3. New York 3.

AMERICANHtandlasj of Utm Claaa.

Wei. Lea*. Pet.Philadelphia ...73 SS .«70Boston «2 4T .6«»Washington ... .6t 6* .641Detroit 6( 58 -4tlSt. Louis \u008463 6« .4ISChicago 64 6* .471New York 60 61 .450Cleveland 88 7» .815

FEDERALStaiMlißf of the tiabe.

Wot Lost Pet.Indianapolis el 47 .6»5Chicago tl 4* .565Baltimore 67 »• .633Brooklyn 64 61 .614Buffalo 63 63 .6*5Kansas City 63 •• .4«4St Loots 4» «3 .441Plttsburg 4« «1 .430

Results Yesterday.Buffalo 4, Chicago 2.Kansas City 1, I'ittsburg 0.Indianapolis 4-9, Brooklyn 2-4.Baltimore 7, St. Louis 4.

Pacific Coast LeagueStanding of the Club*.

Wu. Lost. Pet.Portland 75 5« .673Baa Francisco ..77 «• .533Venice 75 68 .632Los Angeles 74 •• .529Sacramento ....62 78 .440Oakland 64 34 .891

Results Vcstarday.Sacramento 1, Los Angeles 0.Portland 4, Oakland 3.San Francisco 7, Venice 2.

rtL,- AT AtL

The elgfat-hour day law evi-dently doesn't apply to goiter*.

Bundi must have thought theair was densely Inhabited by golfballs daring those doubles.

With five kings In one handthere most be> a joker somewherein that European shuffle.

It appears that Willie Ritchiegets on the scales ever)- day be-fore deciding what the light-weight limit la.

Canadians going to war mustobtain their wives' connent, butdons a man have to go if his wifewants to get rtd ef him.

Now that race* between aero-planes and auto* are tlie fad whynot get ap a handicap raca be-tween a thirtema-lnrh shell aada steel jacketed bullet?

OO EAST NOWKedaced far* Sunmr Eicnr-

stoa tickets am sal* dally toSept. »•, I*l4, *te

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Fina! retara Halt, Oct. SI,\9l4_

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w. cAmuTmrnt, t*. r. * r 4.HIM*nciflt *r*. Maia Mat,

That kid Schroeder baa somerasuarkable curves. Ha strut*oat four old timers oa the Beestate yesterday, and didn't areaallow Wiiholt, heaviest hitter inthe league, to get a hit.

Schroeder's control peevedbeneficial in tbe third. Withthree on baaes, two oat, and Wll-ttoit at bat. the new pitcher ooly

let Wllhoit pop out a measly flyto ceuter.

Johnson, Tacoma's new eastterfi»toer, covered nearly the eattreoutfield yesterday, snaking sev-eral splendid running catches._ _HNAKE HITI- FATAL

TO ORF.OON RAHfHKKIICRNS, Or., Aag. t\—William

T. Wiley, 45, met death at histiomemead near Prtaeatua as areault of being blttaa oat thehand by a rattlesnake Batarday.

Day's Big 5OVERALLS

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NIGHT SCHOOLOpens August Slat.

ATTENDWashington's Leading BnsinessCollege. Write, call 00, or phoneMain 802.

C. F. BBUTEL, PresidentC and »th, Taroma. Wash.

Tacoma & IndianapolisFastest aaid Finaal Day Staam-

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Jim's Junior JournalBT JIMMIE WOODWARD

About the Boy Racers(Mrittea for ilka Tint** by Jtas-

ntlw Huudwunl ITa*> Hudson ear is fiatshed ex-

cept for a few minor parts.The mecßault ,'iot who are

working oa the title car tried itout yesterday afternoon and itproved to be very satisfactory.

Notice waa received today atthe Headquarters of the TacomaSpeedway Association that twomore cars left Lob Angeles the15th and will arrive here Mondaythe 24th. Theae cars ware notexpected until the 27th of thismonth.

The "Red Devil" which arriv-ed in town yesterday la at the Ex-cttlaior Motorcycle Bkop. It wasfirst stated that it would be onexhibition at the Hotel Olympus,

bat was too large to gat throughtha doors. This little ear haseverything a miniature car re-quire*

The local Interest Is increasingmore and more every day; therebeing vow seven local entries.

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Tacoma Soccer MenPrepare For Season

The soccer season was usheredIn last aight at the Tourist hotelwhen officers were elected aadplans made for the •naming yearby the National Association Foot-ball club. D. S. Healey waselected president, Alex Burnett,1. F. McKay aad Haakon Berg,vice presidents, and Peter Lester,secretary treasurer.

Praises Be To Old Cy NeighborsCjr. Neighbors m*de on* or th« pr»t-

UaM and bom timely hiU yest«r«Ujr of•a; dmj tkla \u25a0\u25a0\u25a0>\u25a0\u25a0\u25a0.

It was la the) secoad iaalng.. Stokkehad walked. Wast flaw oat. McClellanwalked, aad Schroeder forced him outat secoad, Johasea walked, filling theba--<fßi

Haaeoa's first pitched ball was astraight easy oie. With veteran pre-cision. Neighbors saw a gap in the in-

field near first base, and clouted thesphere along the line, within six inchesof the sack. It rolled clear to the feme*aad Stokke, Schroeder aad Johaaoeromped home.

Neighbors is classed as Tacosaa'sbest hitter. He certainly lived up to

his reputation with that much-neededhit yesterday.

"THE HUMAN SLAUGHTERIIAII.fI1*79 B? WILHELM LAMSZUS, Master of Great

Hllll\f Public School In Germany, SSSTST v

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BT HII.HKLMI.AMHZI'N.(<«l>yri|rht. I»1J». l-y the Fred-

eric- A. Btafcee Oe.)

CHAPTER X.

"Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" The laughia full of horror, and mingloa

with the dying whine beyond.The laugh growa ever louder, andever wilder, and laughs intriumph at the naked, pitiful dy-ing, littering the ground.

"Drmnmen! Strike «j»l"shouts the voice.

"Uncover for prayer ." |We recognize him; he ta * re-

servist belonging to some ptoussect. A sergeant has seized Mm,and tries to hold him . . . ta¥6captain has run up, but the mad-man teara himself away and runsahead of them to a rifle-pit . .he stands aloft, a black, wildsilhouette against the pale aky,and spreads out his arms In bleak-lug over the sick nighthe stands there like a rapt prleat,and ravea, and ia blesalng themangled darkneas. "In the nameof the Father, and of the Sou,and of the Holy Oboet."

Then anna seise him from be-hind and pull him down . . .they drag him to the ground."Our Father" he howls aloud,«nd strikes and kicks out allround him, and goes on prayingfrom his raging body until atlength breath rails htm . . .tl e> have tied him hantt and foot,and have gagged him. . . .

But now the Thtng-that-Couldn't happen—that none theless was bound to happen.

And when the voice calls outit comet over me as if I had livedIt all once before.

'Captain!" shouts the hard,naked, Impudent voice we illknow. "Haven't yon got any cot-ton wool for us to plug our earswith?"

We have all turned round as Ifat the word of command. It Isthe enilttia-man, the yokel, stan-i---iriK faring the c&ptain and geati >ulatlng at him. "I only wantedto aak If thoee are wild beasts.oi If they're what are called hu-man beinga you've torn to piecesthere?"

But curt and sharp, as w<9I-new It, the raaplng note of com-ma nd reaponda:

"What the devil's the matterwith vouT Pun yourself togeth-er. Can't yon hear? Get hark toyour place at oace." •But then It burnt* out, thevoice of Nature, and resounds soharshly, and teara down all bar-

riera."Murdrera! roars a blashph»m

out mouth."Murdorera of men! We ahall

have to knock them all on lh«bead lika dogs.

Wa all start aa If under anelectric shock . . , that «vwhat dm oa the Up of thetonguaa of all of us . . . thatwas the cllinax that wu boundto rome . . . we can not ondura to so on lying la thla ehar-nal house any longer. . . .

"Ton mind what you're about."I The other'a wrath breaks out| ©ace more . . . and then weknow it for certain, the captain

Ift a fool ... he has lost thetame from the very start . . .a**& now . . . It ta like a•lugtfuw play before my eyea . .lf«e a ghostly kinematograyh•Vs". . I see that the mUitia-man has drawn his bayonet . ,the captain la standing facinghint with his revolver in hisband, and gives him an order

he promptly geta a blowwith the butt end of the rifle onhla bead that fells him to theground without a sound . .and they leap up from all thatrencUes. , . , "Murderers'"they cry. "Murderers! Killthem!"

There is no stopping It now.. . I feel I have gone mad, I do not know whera Iam. ... I see wild beastv allround me distorted unnaturallyt<j a, life-and-death grapp>.with bloodshot eyes, with foam-ing, gnashing mouths, they at-titt'k and kill one another, andtry to mangle one another. .I leap to my feet. ... I mustget away, to eecape fioiu mjsfif,or tn another minuta I shall bein the thick of thla maddened,death-doomed mob. ... Istumble over the rifle-pitaI race out Into the night, andtread en quaking fleshstep on hard heads, and atiimblaover weapons and helmetssomething Is clutching at my feetlike hands, so that I race awaylike a hunted deer with thehounds at Its heels ... . andever more bodies—bresthleea—out of one field into another . .Horror la crooning over my hrad

horror is crooning be-ntath ray feet . . . and npth-lßg but rtylri*. mangled fleak.

Something trickles oddly acroeamy hand—something like warmwater. ... I raise my handto my eyea . . . It ta red andmoist . . . blood la flowingom my white hand . . . then1 realize It, the white^Hiina; underme is not a head of sand.

i have been silting on a ronmehorror-stricken, I rush

{.bout . . . and one is lyingover there, too . . . andthere, and there! . . . Mer-ciful (tort' I see it plainly now;there are only dead tonight . .the human race died out thisvery night. ... lam the lastsurvivor . . . the fields aredead-the woods dead—the vill-ages dsad the cities dead theearth is dead—the earth wubutchered tonight, and I, onh ihave escaped the slaughterhouse.

And It comes over me as agreat thing, a pathetically greatthing—now Iknow what my des-tiny Is—-lowerliig. I watch myown actions, and wait to see howI shall accomplish it—l markhow 1 am slowly putting my handinto my pocket—-before I lefthome I took my pocket-pistolw itb me. I am holding the toyIn ray hand —the steel is lookingmi at me and blinking at me—fam gaiing with a smile into Itsblack, confiding muzzle—l amholding it against my temples —I pull the trigger, and fall overbackward the last of mankindon this dead earth!

They have now covered up ourhot breath with earth. Why areyou blinking at ma with yeurbleared ayes, my brother? Areyou not glad? Don't they envyus our sweet death? They havelaid us out in a picturesque row.

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and you need only turn your headto rub against human flesh at .oikc, and If you turn your yelloweyeball, you can see nothing butAirpsen in the twilight. One be-side the other, that Is how thiy»re Bleeping. And <m i.* itpo'ii-orime. ever more of them,through (he whole length of theloose moil of the i>otato-fleld, andw» even'fill the whole adjoiningfield of roots.

We poor dead heroes' So <lonot disturb our last bleep amlonger We had to dip to enah'.i-the others to live. We died forour native laud in its straits. U aare victorious now, and have wanlunil and fame, land enough fwrmillions of our brothers. Oirwives have laud, our tliildren,our mothers, our fathers ha .c 'land And now our poor nativeland has air to breathe It needno lonper lie uttfled. They havei leared the air of us. They havegot rid of us, of us who were lartoo many. We are no longoreating the bread away irom otherfolks' months. We are so full-fed, so full-fed and quiet. Butthey have got land! And or 'Iron mlnee' Cold! Spites' AndBread!

Come, brother philosopher, letiiß turn our faces to the earth,l.i-t us sleep upon our laurelsand let as dream of nothing butour Country's Future.

I THK KND.

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