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Anthony
Once upon a time in a very green land not so far away, there was a little boy named
From an early age he showed an innate ear for music
He had an obsession with Elvis and loved to imitate his dance moves to “Heartbreak Hotel”
And a seemingly effortless sense of style
Dressing up like Sonny from Miami Vice
Dressing like a cholo
Panhandling at Christmas
Dealing to children
Runnin with gangs
Bullying kids on the playground
Meanwhile in another more desert-like part of the US…
Was a little girl named Catherine
Cat, if you will, showed a “cat”-like prowess
The speed of a gazelle
The instincts of a barracuda
And the tenacity of a honey badger
Nothing was too much for this young firecracker to handle.
Then she got thrown a “curve ball” when her dad knocked her tooth out playing softball when she was only 8 yrs old.
All her pain and suffering paid off when she made the school volley ball team!!
Always a tomboy at heart, she began to soften up a bit and started experimenting with fashion…
And at times channeling her inner Cyndi Lauper
She started turning into to quite the party girl. Here she is at her first Mardi Gras
As you can see, Anthony and Cat are no doubt going to make the cutest of babies. I mean, how could they not. Did you not see the pictures?
So, by our calculations the baby should turn out to look something like this…
Then, we started thinking “Now what if the doctors were wrong? What if it turned out to be a girl?”
And then we wanted to know what she would look like as a grandma…
Or if she was malato?
Or what if he was a male but ½ blackAnd half Mark?
Or half Japanese?
And now to prevent nightmares for our guests and above all for the parents to be, Anthony and Cat, we will now debrief with some more realistic combos of what their babies could like.
The End
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